Eating in the shower

[Anonymous No.17481914]

>come home from work depressed as usual
>eat an apple while showering
Anyone else do this?

[Anonymous No.17481932]

>>17481914
Ew, no. I’ve heard of shower beers, but eating in the shower is just weird.

I did just start eating in bed for the first time in my life though (I’m 33). Maybe if I continue to give up and fail, I’ll start eating in the shower like OP

[Anonymous No.17481940]

I've only showered like three times since the new year started

[Anonymous No.17481949]

>>17481914
You'll wash away all the nutrients if you eat apples in the shower

>>17481940
Based.

[Anonymous No.17481951]

>>17481914
Never tried, and probably won't, sounds unsanitary.
But what kind of apples if I may ask?
Also, picrel(pink lady) is the best apples ever.

[Anonymous No.17481954]

Eating in the shower is for women and faggots.
Men drink and smoke in the shower.

[Anonymous No.17481968]

>>17481940
Why anon?

[Anonymous No.17482298]

>>17481914
That looks very pleasant and relaxing, I'm jealous of your shower anon. Mine is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.17482327]

>>17481968
I had stuff to do

[Anonymous No.17482418]

Based and Kramer-pilled

[Anonymous No.17483025]

>>17481914
Best is a cold van holten pickle

[Anonymous No.17483030]

>>17481914
I smoke under the shower, it's really releafing.
to to that, I build a little "rain coat" from tin foil for the cigarette

[Anonymous No.17483058]

>>17481914
Eating in those bathroom definitely feels off but I won’t judge. Shower beers and weed are my combo

[Anonymous No.17483200]

>>17481914
>eat an apple while showering
This never happened. DUMBFUCK

[Anonymous No.17483292]

i shat ate and drank during the same shower once

[Anonymous No.17483316]

>>17483292
Did you shit in the shower?
How did you deal with it?
Got a runny stomach or did you stomp that shit through the grates?
(kek, I can't believe I'm even asking..)

[Anonymous No.17483338]

>>17481914
>get organic apples
>at the self checkout out that they're non-organic
>save $5
Booyah

[Anonymous No.17483343]

>>17483200
It's not uncommon retard

[Anonymous No.17483354]

>>17483316
I always waffle stomp

[Anonymous No.17483368]

>>17481940

[Anonymous No.17483379]

>>17483343
Awesome!

[Anonymous No.17483388]

>>17483354
>always
KEK!
Damn son...

[Anonymous No.17483401]

maybe it's the shower apple that's making you depressed

[Anonymous No.17483413]

>>17483401
Definitely my job lol
My plan is to save a couple more years then move to some low cost of living country and retire

[Anonymous No.17483526]

>>17481914
tried shower orange and shower beer, shower orange was nice

[Anonymous No.17483530]

>>17483526
Next time chill it.

[Anonymous No.17483563]

>>17483316
i shat my pants first because i thought it was funny and then i went to take a shower and i shat again but i picked it up and put it in the already shit filled pants and threw them out

[Anonymous No.17483584]

>>17483563
>i shat my pants first because i thought it was funny
Holy mother of kek, you fucks never seem to disappoint my amazement.

[Anonymous No.17483628]

>>17481914
What if you get mixed up and take a bite of the soap while you scrub your balls with the apple?

[Anonymous No.17483633]

>>17483584
Yesterday I shat myself on the couch. Thought it was a fart. Waddled to the shower dripping shit everywhere and washed me bum and pants in the shower.

[Anonymous No.17483636]

>>17481914
>come home from work depressed as usual
>eat an apple while showering
Anyone else do this

[Anonymous No.17483638]

>>17483633
Too much info, but ok, get well soon anon!

[Anonymous No.17483641]

>>17483636
Awesome!

[Anonymous No.17483675]

>>17483584
it was funny for like 2 seconds but i actually had plans for that day and they got kind of ruined

[Anonymous No.17483758]

>>17481954
This
I remember back in the day I'd bring my bong in the shower and toke up as I started my day. Good times.

[Anonymous No.17484104]

>>17483641
Autism

[Anonymous No.17484109]

>>17481940
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.17484123]

why are itoddlers like this

[Anonymous No.17484131]

>>17481940
T. Smash Bros aficionado

[Anonymous No.17484134]

>>17481914
I wish I could afford apples. They're very pricy.

[Anonymous No.17484237]

>>17483030
Pics? Is it cute?

[Anonymous No.17484855]

>>17483030
Do Europeans really

[Anonymous No.17484883]

>>17481914
nah but I knock back a couple of shower beers every day

[Anonymous No.17484907]

>>17484134
I feel like op is doing a weird money flex

[Anonymous No.17484920]

>>17481954
Ha remember I had a little shelf with an ashtray and I'd put a beer there too

[Anonymous No.17484923]

>>17481940
Go take a shower, they feel nice.

[Anonymous No.17485183]

>>17481940
same

[Anonymous No.17486342]

yes except instead of an apple it's a can of beer

[Anonymous No.17486350]

>>17483758
That's manly af.

[Anonymous No.17486355]

>>17486350
doing weed isn’t manly

[Anonymous No.17486613]

>>17481914
>point of showering is to get clean
>eating makes you need to shit
>eating while showering leads to shitting after you've showered
>not eating, shitting, then showering

[Anonymous No.17486627]

>>17486613
>but wait, i can shit in the shower

[Anonymous No.17486743]

>>17484907
Who are you expecting to show up?

[Anonymous No.17487034]

>>17481914
your hand looks the same as mine

[Anonymous No.17487055]

>>17481914
>come home from work depressed as usual
>take a dump in the shower and mash it down the drain with my foot screaming "die! die! die!"
Anyone else do this?

[Anonymous No.17487085]

don't eat where you shit

[Anonymous No.17487334]

>>17481940
The absolute grease lord this man must be
I bet if I put a knife to ya I can shave off some dirty butter.

[Anonymous No.17487365]

I shit naked

[Anonymous No.17487376]

>>17481914
So I was taking a shower while enjoying a chocolate chip cookie when I heard a suspicious sound.

[Anonymous No.17487377]

>>17481914
>come home from work depressed as usual
>eat an apple while showering
Anyone else do this?

[Anonymous No.17487381]

>>17487377
kys wojackposter

[Anonymous No.17487385]

>based soggy cereal enjoyer while showering

[Anonymous No.17487421]

>>17487381
>come home from work depressed as usual
>eat an apple while showering
Anyone else do this?

[Anonymous No.17487442]

>>17483292
I shit in the tub once when I was young and blamed it on my little brother

[Anonymous No.17487445]

>>17487365
If I’m at home I strip down completely before I shit, this gets awkward at work or Walmart bathrooms

[Anonymous No.17487502]

>>17481940

[Anonymous No.17487515]

>>17483316
I'm an alcoholic and regular shit in the shower. It's either little deer nuggets or runny as hell, and let me tell you there's nothing better than squatting like a monkey and just letting it all come out while you're getting a nonstop bidet of hot water

[Anonymous No.17487892]

Obligatory
https://youtu.be/zFyUn_4uL5E

[Anonymous No.17488020]

>>17487515
Damn I thought I was the only one. Us alcoholics are always adaptable

[Anonymous No.17488031]

>>17481914
I eat oranges and drink beer in the shower to release pent up anger

>Take a whole orange into the shower
>Go full primal beast mode
>Pretend it's the head of a rival monkey
>Jam thumbs into it
>Tear peel off with teeth
>Devour the flesh of the orange as violently as possible
>Juice running down face and chest like blood
>Wash off afterwards
>Chug a Bud Light tallboy as fast as I can
>Inner peace
>Get ready for work

If I don't do this I have intrusive thoughts about running people over in my forklift

[Anonymous No.17488252]

>>17488031
Based

[Anonymous No.17488284]

>>17481940

[Anonymous No.17488465]

>>17484855
Oui.

[Anonymous No.17488474]

>>17481914
I do eat candy in the shower. Sometimes I drink beer in the shower

[Anonymous No.17488485]

>>17481914
Do you season it with soap, faggot?

[Anonymous No.17488501]

>>17488031
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.17489099]

>>17488031
cutie

[Anonymous No.17489308]

>>17487334
Your comment was more disgusting than that anon.

[Anonymous No.17489423]

>>17481914
i dont like apples

[Anonymous No.17489458]

>>17481968
Not him, but it's winter anon. There is no outside work to do yet. Why would I get dirty?

[Anonymous No.17489539]

>>17481914
Sugar is bad for you

[Anonymous No.17489637]

>>17481940

[Anonymous No.17489652]

>>17489539
You body needs sugar to survive dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17489676]

I like a cold beer or a cold juicy orange in the shower. The beer is good for obvious reasons, and I like the orange because the citrus oils fill the bathroom when I peel it under the heat of the shower, and I get to go fucking ape on it like its the skull of my faggot coworker Brian

>>17488031
Holy fucking shit I thought I was alone on this planet. I love you as I love a brother.

[Anonymous No.17489810]

>>17489652
No it doesn't

[Anonymous No.17489925]

>>17489676
Hell yeah man I thought I was the only one too, it's cathartic to eat an orange without any concern of making a mess. Seems to me that the people ITT eating apples are very contemplative about it, and we do the polar opposite

[Anonymous No.17489952]

>>17487365
>>17487445
I do the same but when I'm finished I squat in the bathtub with washcloth soaked in warm water and just give my whole crack a few good scrubs. Then I finish off with one washcloth covered finger up the butthole, not super far, like 0.25" only.

They don't make bidets in my country.

[Anonymous No.17489970]

>>17481914
I don't eat and shower but I do like to put small fruits in the bath and eat them as they float in the water. I'll shower, then cut an apple into slices or dump half a carton of blueberry or raspberry or grapes in the tub. I also love putting a spoonful of coconut oil in the water, made my skin moisturized and healthy feeling, like it had a strong elastic snap back when I pulled it.

[Anonymous No.17489987]

>>17489652
Nope.
That's salt

[Anonymous No.17489992]

>>17483641
Wtf Liz?

[Anonymous No.17490004]

>>17487376
>why do you keep a gun in a waterproof box, Anon?

[Anonymous No.17490035]

I ONLY shit directly before showering. For that reason, I don't need toilet paper. I also brush my teeth in the shower to save time.

[Anonymous No.17490073]

>>17481932
Don't eat in bed anon. Not even because of the crumbs or whatever, it just fucks up your digestion. Every time I eat in bed I get crazy heartburn

[Anonymous No.17490076]

>>17481951
>>17486355
this
weed is for pussies
t. just quit weed after smoking daily for 10 years

[Anonymous No.17490082]

>>17481940
take a shower you dirty boy

[Anonymous No.17490089]

>>17484907
bud light more like CHUD light amirite?

[Anonymous No.17490138]

lol I ate a leftover taco in the shower two days ago. felt kind of weird, would do again

[Anonymous No.17490187]

is it wrong to just stand under it with your mouth open and drink the warm shower water?
i was thirsty.

[Anonymous No.17491322]

>>17487515
Best part is when the water tickles your prostate.

[Anonymous No.17491327]

>>17489925
For full ape mode do a pineapple or pomegranates

[Anonymous No.17491344]

I like to get an umbrella, a folding chair, and a little table and eat lunch in the shower for that ambient rain feeling. totally naked and with hot water of course so i can enjoy the comfy warmth and steam. the heat reminds me of the australian outback and sometimes i think to myself "this must be what it's like to live in australia" and sometimes I will also play down under by men at work on the boombox outside my shower and sneer at imaginary kangaroos while im eating

[Anonymous No.17492022]

>>17491344
I've seen programs about Australia and it's nothing like that, sorry.

[Anonymous No.17492259]

>>17481914
had last shower in october :(

[Anonymous No.17493937]

>>17481951
Fuck I remember having pink ladies in high school and haven't had one since, I gotta get some

[Anonymous No.17493959]

>>17489925
This species of monkey has strict hierarchical order. Higher status males mount and hump lower status males. There's free documentaries on YouTube, high quality ones. It's freaky as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17493960]

I used to drink beer in the shower

[Anonymous No.17493978]

>>17484907
Eyyyy! We have the same fridge. How does it feel being a poor piece of shit that has to use the lowest tier garbage made Chinese Frigidaire that all shit tier apartments put in?