I sincerely hope you guys have your bread and butter etiquette up to par

[Anonymous No.17481010]

[Anonymous No.17481019]

>>17481010
Reminds me of that time I went to Jon Arbuckles for dinner. I won't go into details tho

[Anonymous No.17481028]

>>17481010
Why is Hitler invited to dinner?

[Anonymous No.17481033]

table manners and etiquette are fucking stupid.
I'll eat however I please.

[Anonymous No.17481038]

>>17481028
>Hitler
Zoomers need to go die in the Russian war.

[Anonymous No.17481042]

>>17481038
what's your IQ, just curious

[Anonymous No.17481050]

>>17481042
Huge.

[Anonymous No.17481055]

>>17481042
>Knowing your IQ score as an adult
Lol. Fag.

[Anonymous No.17481058]

>>17481038
Why are all commies pedos?

[Anonymous No.17481061]

>>17481058
It is said that Chaplin had an IMMENSE cock.

[Anonymous No.17481065]

>>17481061
The same this is said about your mother.

[Anonymous No.17481068]

>>17481065
Yeah, but my mom also has huge tits, so it's a balanced meal.

[Anonymous No.17481070]

>>17481010
>le art of manchildness
thanks reddit

[Anonymous No.17481703]

>>17481010
>The art of MANLINESS
The fragility of most men's masculinity is astounding

[Anonymous No.17481711]

>>17481703
Ooh! There's an article for that.

[Anonymous No.17481714]

>>17481070
>>17481703
It doesn't matter what the almanac is called. This is etiquete that applies to both (two) genders.

Back to R****t with both of you.

[Anonymous No.17481725]

>>17481711
>antifragile
I had to check if that word was in the dictionary, because it sounds too stupid to be freshly coined for this purpose.

[Anonymous No.17481728]

>>17481725

[Anonymous No.17481765]

>>17481050
biiggg league style, everyone says so

[Anonymous No.17481773]

>>17481010
my ex asked me why I was buttering the pieces individually
I told her it was table etiquette
she said fuck that and continued eating her roll she'd buttered on the outside
we broke up for unrelated reasons

[Anonymous No.17481774]

>>17481725
coyotes are antifragile

[Anonymous No.17481866]

On the subject of buttering, I recently discovered some people have strong opinions about the buttering of muffins

[Anonymous No.17481930]

>>17481866
Legitimately never heard someone say it and non mean it as a euphemism. So if someone would suddenly talk about cutting the muffin in half my first instinct would be to run.

[Anonymous No.17482081]

>>17481725
It was invented by 21st century Arab philosopher Nassim Taleb

[Anonymous No.17482109]

>>17481866
Who the fuck butters the bottom?

[Anonymous No.17482125]

>>17481866
I will 100% of the time cut the muffin top off and throw some butter right in there and replace the top
it melts and soaks into the muffin and you can still pick up the muffin like normal and not get butter on your hands

[Anonymous No.17482239]

>>17481703
roastie hands typed this out.
>Waaaah, the fragility of men's masculinity!
Yet, look at how many women live in the meals for one aisle and are on /r/childfree?

[Anonymous No.17482259]

>>17482239
Roastie or not, talking about "manliness" is as cringe as it gets.

[Anonymous No.17482272]

>>17482259
That's OK, it's not something a woman could ever understand.

[Anonymous No.17482305]

>>17482272
Not that anon but the last time I heard someone unironically talk about manliness was that faggot neckbeard oxhorn from the youtube middle ages. It's peak fedora tipping.

[Anonymous No.17482317]

>>17482259
Listen, I'll agree that some manliness is cringe. I'm specifically thinking of products that are aimed exclusively at numales to make them believe they are men and not the children that they really are.
With that said, I've followed the Art of Manliness for years and it actually has decent content on it. Are some of the articles or podcasts numale shit? Of course. Just like your women's improvement crap. Not everything can always be good.
>All advice you receive in life should be listened to, but not followed blindly.

[Anonymous No.17482338]

>>17482317
>2022
>replying to female posters

[Anonymous No.17482345]

>>17482317
Don't get me wrong, I was thinking about the commodification of the term/concept and its subsequent (over)use. I have no beef with the book beyond that, and am not the one that made the fragility post.
Masculinity in and of itself is a wonderful thing, and valuing that part of you is a perfectly healthy thing to do. Nonetheless, the past sentence physically hurt to type, I feel like something is lost when it's said explicitly like that.

[Anonymous No.17482358]

>>17482305
>i heard a bad example one time so good examples cannot exist

[Anonymous No.17482374]

>>17482358
good examples of what? People explaining what is and isn't manly in a way that doesn't come off as immensely cringe? Keep in mind, the focus is "talking about it", not "being it".

[Anonymous No.17482376]

>>17482338
I would avoid the bait normally. However, the men vs women power bullshit annoys me greatly. I don't agree with men's rights activists as they are the definition of /rk9/ and crying about losing their foreskins. I also hate feminists and think that any movement that empowers women is a farce. We get it, you like to scream while topless about "my body!" or "my abortions!"
>>17482345
Nicely said.

[Anonymous No.17482519]

>>17482305
bruh art of manliness is GQ but for dudes that think mens clothes that were fashionable 80 years ago are pretty. You're whining about a fashion magazine. Who cares what it's called. You're picking on anachronistic sartorial nerds . Get a grip

[Anonymous No.17482528]

>>17481010
>The Art of Manliness

[Anonymous No.17482531]

>>17482519
>You're picking on nerds
Who else am I supposed to pick on, faggot?

[Anonymous No.17482569]

>>17482531
yeah I reckon you'd get wrecked if you picked on anybody else

[Anonymous No.17482593]

>>17481010
>The art of manliness

[Anonymous No.17482600]

>>17482239
hey buddy, you don’t have to reply to faggot posts. Ever think of that?

[Anonymous No.17482624]

>>17481010
>Tear roll in two
>Rub both sides of roll on butter
>Sneeze on person next to you
>Wipe nose on another roll
>Put it back
Yep, I think I'm good.

[Anonymous No.17482629]

>>17481038
Why are you posting Hitler?

[Anonymous No.17482662]

This shit is pure cringe. If you need cartoon instructions to learn how to "be a man" then you've already failed at life.

[Anonymous No.17482709]

>>17482662
It is pure cringe but apparently there's a huge grift market for this shit. And being a guri scammer seems to be pretty profitable.

[Anonymous No.17482719]

>>17481038
Chaplin had awful table manners, so it's safe to assume the man in the OP is supposed to be Hitler instead.

[Anonymous No.17482720]

>>17482709
>guri
sorry, i meant guru

[Anonymous No.17482732]

>>17481866
>cutting the muffing lengthwise
No! You split the muffin top off the muffin bottom so you can butter them different amounts since they need it differently.

[Anonymous No.17482743]

>>17481010
That's how my parents taught me, yes. Parents taught me you only butter the individual bite, not the entire roll. There's a placement of the butter knife on the butter plate etiquette, too.

[Anonymous No.17483039]

I hate the art of manliness so much
Instructions for how to wash your penis when

[Anonymous No.17483047]

>>17482272
Anon are you aware that we are in a thread about how to butter your bread politely?

[Anonymous No.17483055]

>>17482662
Feminized mindset. You've been psyopped by literal women lmao

[Anonymous No.17483090]

>>17481866
i hope you mean if you do it, you should die in a fire

[Anonymous No.17483153]

>>17483039
>Instructions for how to wash your penis when
you'd be surprised.

[Anonymous No.17483162]

>>17483153
i jerk off with soap

[Anonymous No.17484396]

>>17482358
>so good examples cannot exist
I didn't see you provide any good examples of men waxing philosophical about manliness. All I saw was you lashing out at someone for bringing up male fragility, which would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

[Anonymous No.17484414]

>>17481010
>art of manliness
Lionize the practices of the past because it's too much work to take command of our own moral evolution.

[Anonymous No.17485132]

>>17482719
this is true. Hitler was known to be a very rude man unless he was eating with you.

[Anonymous No.17485168]

>>17483055
So you've failed at life. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.17485729]

>>17481866
Just stop buying shitty muffins. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.17485777]

>>17484414
>using a fiction book written by a scifi nerd in the 1920s as the source of your neoreligion
Kek

[Anonymous No.17485804]

>>17481010
> grab roll
> tear open roll
> take chunk of butter with butter knoife
> shmear chunk of butter on hot roll
> gnosh
Fuck you, I mash, your etiquettemeans fuckall tome.

[Anonymous No.17486967]

>>17481773
The "unrelated reasons" was your erectile dysfunction

[Anonymous No.17486977]

>>17482109
>Who the fuck butters the bottom?

[Anonymous No.17487330]

>>17486967
it's irrelevant

[Anonymous No.17487503]

There's caring about basic manners and then there's pure, unadulterated autism. What kind of faggot makes a judgement of someone based on how they butter their fucking bread?

[Anonymous No.17487507]

>>17487503
In formal settings, bitting your food is uncouth.

[Anonymous No.17487509]

>>17481010
why is Charlie Chaplin supposed to be demonstrating this. wasn't he the "lovable tramp"? is in the lacked the social graces of the upper classes?
Do the Art of Manliness know this? is the whole thing an elaborate troll?

[Anonymous No.17488030]

>>17481042
I got a perfect 100 score on my IQ test. Suck it brainlets.

[Anonymous No.17488223]

>>17481866
same with mushrooms

[Anonymous No.17488229]

>>17481010
Do people not know this?

[Anonymous No.17488555]

>>17481010
I have never attended a formal dinner in my life and I never will
>t. NEET

[Anonymous No.17488685]

So apparently fucking bread crumbs aren't the only thing you can make with stale bread. You can take your stale bread pieces and boil it in just enough water (or water-based liquid) to submerge in a saucepan to make a porridge with whatever ingredients you want. Add cheese to make something like mac n cheese porridge. Add tomato. Add diced vegetables, add pieces of meat. add sugar, milk, chocolate, and vanilla to make like a bread pudding dessert type thing. Add any spices or herbs you like. You can use stock or milk instead of plain water.

[Anonymous No.17488733]

ITT

[Anonymous No.17488748]

>>17488229
>Do people not know this?
Most Americans lack any social skills and are uneducated in the etiquette and nuances of social life. They just grab things with their hands and stuff it in their faces. Just observe the hogs feeding at any fast food joint or all you can eat buffet/cafeteria. Fucking animals.

[Anonymous No.17488786]

I learned how to be a real man by watching anime.

[Anonymous No.17489416]

>>17482125
Similar, but I pierce the top of the muffin with a knife and insert the butter so it melts in the middle.

[Anonymous No.17489467]

>>17481866
>whole muffin
>cut a cross shape into the top of it
>insert butter into cross hole and eat

[Anonymous No.17489514]

>>17481019
Did he kick Garfield