Cookin Time Once Again

[Anonymous No.17477082]

In honor of Eastern Europe's most recent dust-up, (and the fact I spent all my food money on truck parts) I will now cook traditional Russian Cuisine

[Anonymous No.17477086]

>>17477082
>cooking
cringe

[Anonymous No.17477092]

First, place bread in bread heating device/chicken tendies machine

[Anonymous No.17477101]

I hate you and your poverty kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17477103]

>>17477086
>a first post this bad
cringe
>>17477101
Just wait, it'll get povertier when I move into an old garage that I bought

Leave in there at max settings for 4 minutes

[Anonymous No.17477115]

>>17477082
>I spent all my food money on truck parts
Is this for your job or is your personal truck that messed up somehow?

[Anonymous No.17477125]

>>17477115
Truck's a 50 year old relic that I drove out of the søybean field it had happily sat in for 20 of those years. Needed to redo the lights so I can legally drive the thing.

Let's get this out onto a tray

[Anonymous No.17477134]

Butter das brod

[Anonymous No.17477135]

5 posts in and it's already pure cringe. Keep going.

[Anonymous No.17477152]

The quality of poster in this thread mirrors your food
Make it better

[Anonymous No.17477158]

>>17477135
Can do
>>17477152
I'll make risotto after this I promise

[Anonymous No.17477160]

>>17477158
Dropped image

>>17477152 is gonna hate this, but add cheese

[Anonymous No.17477163]

>>17477134
Do American really

[Anonymous No.17477172]

>>17477163
Can confirm
t. american really

Finishing touch, deer and pork sausage.

[Anonymous No.17477192]

Save in fridge for breakfast
Tune in next time, when I make something less depressing

[Anonymous No.17477202]

Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17477206]

>>17477202
As long as I can do it slowly, one beer at a time.

[Anonymous No.17477217]

>>17477172
>>17477192
You're not even eating it, you're saving it for tomorrow?

Anon...

[Anonymous No.17477220]

>>17477206
That’s not the Russian way. They consider beer to be a child’s drink, akin to soda water. If you want to kill yourself slowly like Russians, you do it one bottle of shitty vodka at a time.
Quickest way is to play Russian roulette with a PKM machine gun.

[Anonymous No.17477300]

>>17477192
I hope you get raped and die

[Anonymous No.17477318]

>>17477206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCY6kldN2I

[Anonymous No.17477364]

>>17477217
I ate one of them, overestimated how hungry I was
>>17477220
I have liqour that's 5 bucks a gallon, does that count?
>>17477300
Post the cat in the couch
>>17477318
MSTK4

[Anonymous No.17477367]

>>17477364
Ice level teim

[Anonymous No.17477388]

>>17477367
Love your threads. Fuck all the angry virgins here

[Anonymous No.17477398]

>>17477318
out of pier out of schlitz, youre fuckin based for posting that shit.

[Anonymous No.17477414]

>>17477388
If angry virgins could discourage me, I'd leave the internet forever
>>17477398
They just started selling Schlitz here again, been buying two sixers a week to encourage them to keep it

Been thinking about one of these casseroles, with deer meat subbed in for the beef of course

[Anonymous No.17477418]

>>17477220
>le Russian vodka cigarette and roulette it's the way!!!

>t

[Anonymous No.17477425]

>>17477220
>t. Anon who thinks kvass is considered beer and therefor thinks all beer is considered soda to them
Are you 16 or something, anon?

[Anonymous No.17477436]

>>17477425
He probably got everything he knows about Russia from Life of Boris. I tried his Kvass recipe once, it was shit.

I hate how the first song is always the best one, but it collects all the skips.

[Anonymous No.17477489]

>>17477414
This pic is triggering some sort of childhood memories. Almost like I've seen that recipe before

[Anonymous No.17477495]

>>17477418
I only drink potatoe juice

[Anonymous No.17477497]

>>17477425
No, just a badly remembered not from Modern Drunkard which I probably didn’t read right cause I was drunk when reading it. I’ll have to read up on kvass (when sober).

[Anonymous No.17477505]

>>17477489
same but i think it's the font more than anything

[Anonymous No.17477516]

>>17477082
I wanna know more about this truck, but this isn't /o/ so can you like, make a sammich in the truck?

[Anonymous No.17477535]

>>17477516
Maybe when I go work on it tomorrow, if this thread is still up
>>17477505
It's from 1990, so if you're a Millenial, it probably brings back some near forgotten memories.

Pic is trugg

[Anonymous No.17477592]

>>17477206
Why doesn't anybody ever use leather conditioner on their boots. Seriously they will look better and last a lot longer yet everyone i see has shit nasty scuffs like this and has never even heard of it.

[Anonymous No.17477597]

>>17477082
you have the sum of human knowledge at your fingertips, and you still can't figure out how to cook a decent meal.
take your fucking boots off when you go inside

[Anonymous No.17477615]

Based as hell, I might pick up some Schlitzes tonight if the snow isn't too bad.

[Anonymous No.17477618]

>>17477592
i use leather conditioner on my boots
if i dont put them on will my boots look like that sorry fuckers boots?

[Anonymous No.17477667]

>>17477592
>>17477618
Alright, alright, I read ya loud and clear, I'll pick some up tomorrow if they sell it at Walmart.
Is polish the same thing? Or do I need both?

[Anonymous No.17477673]

>>17477535
i would buy that truck sight unseen

[Anonymous No.17477677]

>>17477082
love your threads anon, good luck with the new lights

[Anonymous No.17477680]

>>17477673
It's pretty nice. Had brand new brakes and a redone engine, just needs a little transmission work, lights, and some rust-proofing, and we're gtg
>>17477677
Let's hope the chineseum parts show up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17477684]

>>17477667
I've oiled my boots with coconut oil. Then I had a diesel spill in/on them and threw em away

[Anonymous No.17477760]

>>17477667
Polish is not the same, leather conditioner or mink oil, they remoisten and keep the leather healthy. Mink oil will also waterproof-ish your boots but will darken them. Leather conditioner will keep it/restore to the original color and helps prevent cracks from forming. You can buy them online too.

[Anonymous No.17477784]

>>17477680
283/327?

[Anonymous No.17477932]

>>17477784
???

[Anonymous No.17477975]

>>17477932
What engine does it have? A v8 283 cubic inch or a 327ci were very common along with a inline 6 cylinder and 307ci v8

[Anonymous No.17477993]

This rodent is exactly the type of dipshit loser I expect would frequent this site. OP, hopefully you're still in this thread because I want to let you know what a dirty cumskinned rat you are, and I celebrate your genocide. Fuck you and your loved ones.

[Anonymous No.17478006]

>>17477993
whoa don't cut yourself with all that edge
Why don't you post some of your cooking?

[Anonymous No.17478012]

>>17478006
Ill fuck your mother, and if she's dead I have a shovel.

[Anonymous No.17478026]

>>17478006
I will when you post actually cooking too.

[Anonymous No.17478029]

>>17477082
I could go for a Schlitg right now.

[Anonymous No.17478037]

>>17477975
Oh, it's got a 350 V8 in it, I think it rolled off the line with a 307.
>>17478012
>microwaved looking bacon
Holy shit, and I thought my shitpost of a cookjob was bad. At least I used a real oven.

[Anonymous No.17478063]

Where the fuck is the finished product?

[Anonymous No.17478081]

>>17478063
>>17477172
wa la
butterbrod

[Anonymous No.17478096]

>>17477367
good choice anon
grew up on this game, played with my pops all the time. we don't talk much anymore

[Anonymous No.17478119]

>>17478081
You didn't even grill the cheese or meat. Disgusted to be quite honest.

[Anonymous No.17478120]

>>17478037
Based oven bacon cooker, it always comes out perfectly cooked
>rolled off the line with a 307.
you got serious upgrade

[Anonymous No.17478163]

>>17478119
It's like an open-face deli sandwich, I thought it was ok.
I'll stick the leftover one in the oven tomorrow morning, see what it does.
>>17478120
Tell me about it, i bet if I give her a proper tuning instrad of the half-ass one it has now, and redo the transmission, it'll really fly.

Got a new coffee maker today too

[Anonymous No.17478179]

>>17478163
You should have grilled it with the cheese on and fried the salami or whatever that was.

[Anonymous No.17478181]

>>17477082
>I spent all my food money on truck parts
I bet you that you didn't even need those particular parts to fix anything. Enjoy your truck nutz.

[Anonymous No.17478189]

>>17477535
what's the name of the book?!?!??

[Anonymous No.17478197]

>>17478179
Don't worry, I'm taking notes
>>17478181
I guess the truck works fine without running tail-lights, the problem is doing that on public roads.

[Anonymous No.17478202]

>>17478189
>>17478197
Dropped this pic

[Anonymous No.17478218]

>>17478197
>Don't worry, I'm taking notes
Good shit.

[Anonymous No.17478221]

>>17478202

10 cents lmao. I’m a cheap and bad cook but trying to get better everyday so I’d have bought it instantly. Mad jelly bro

[Anonymous No.17478225]

>>17478202
yikes, well that's definitely not one my mom had haha

[Anonymous No.17478254]

>>17478221
>but trying to get better everyday
that's all that matters!...well that and actually getting better in the process

[Anonymous No.17478303]

>>17477082
Congrats, op! You made the front page.

[Anonymous No.17478559]

>>17477364
Here you go

[Anonymous No.17478574]

>>17477125
>>17477134

Sup Chinganon, we've seen you before. How's that project going?

[Anonymous No.17478683]

>>17477592
I have a job faggot

[Anonymous No.17478749]

>>17478683
What's your job faggots name? Just get him to oil your boots. I had a prison faggot, but I've never had a job faggot.

[Anonymous No.17478766]

>>17477364
What state do you live in

[Anonymous No.17478977]

>>17477414
>>17477206
>>17477192
>>17477082
>>17477615
Do you guys mind seeing what company sells your local place that beer? Or if you can find out what other beers are sold from whatever rep that delivers Schlitz to your stores? i want to get some ordered where i'm at but idk if our reps even have a contract to sell it.

[Anonymous No.17479053]

>>17478254
True, it's all about incremental steps
>>17478303
I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, both regular and baby Jesus, and kids selling their dead grandma's cookbooks for $0.10.
>>17478559
Saved
>>17478574
Truck should be rolling any minute, I have all the supplies, and the permission I need, but i'll need to wait till spring to do anything major
>>17478766
Iowa
>>17478977
Schlitz is owned by Coors, I think

I put it back in to melt the cheese

[Anonymous No.17479540]

>>17478749
>tfw no job faggot to oil my gear

[Anonymous No.17479583]

>>17479053
is that a baked potato with cheese on top

[Anonymous No.17480578]

>>17477082
Russians don't cook, they just eat raw potatoes and wash it down with vodka.

[Anonymous No.17480629]

>>17479583
It is bread.
Here it is with sausage re-introduced
>>17480578
You can barely call what I did cooking, sandwich making sure, but cooking?

[Anonymous No.17480634]

>>17480629
>You might be a redneck if you call a sandwich cooking.

[Anonymous No.17480650]

>>17477592
Because my work pays for my boots so I couldn't give a single fuck about them

[Anonymous No.17480761]

>>17477220
Only full blown alcoholics are like that. Sociable drinkers have beer between vodkas.

[Anonymous No.17480771]

>>17477125
>søy instead of soy
Oh no he's a tourist...

[Anonymous No.17480800]

>>17480771
You have to write it like that or onion becomes onion.

[Anonymous No.17480818]

Looks like hell. Quality thread

[Anonymous No.17480829]

>>17477597
Fuck off the hillbilly chef will always be cooler than you

[Anonymous No.17480928]

>>17480771
>calling the hillbilly chef a tourist

[Anonymous No.17480933]

>>17480818
>he didn't kill cortana
Enjoy your spyware.

[Anonymous No.17480986]

>>17480771
this is the drunk redneck's board and we're just allowed to post here. youre the fuckin tourist

[Anonymous No.17480987]

>>17480578
>vodka
Potato juice

[Anonymous No.17481677]

>>17480634
>you might be a Redneck if you consider a bug zapper and a six pack of beer quality entertainment
>>17480650
Mine buys me a set per year
>>17480761
Usually for a night out I start with two beers, followed by more beers at the bar, then a couple of beers after I get home.
>>17480818
Thanks man, already thinkin about the next one
>>17480829
>>17480928
>>17480986
God bless you guys
>>17480933
What's the oldest computer I can use to browse 4chan?
>>17480987
Pickling Russians from the inside out since Ivan the Terrible

Turning in for the night, might go shoot me some ingredients come morning

[Anonymous No.17481769]

>>17481677
>oldest
Look up the minimum specs for chrome. There's your answer.

[Anonymous No.17481791]

>>17481769
>minimum specs for chrome
128 gigabytes of ram or you could install Linux Mint on a Pentium 3 from 1999 and run 4chan just fine