Chick-fil-A General

[Anonymous No.17476309]

My pleasure edition.

Thread question: What's your favorite thing to get here?

[Anonymous No.17476312]

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[Anonymous No.17476315]

>>17476309
Grilled chicken sandwich is somehow extremely good
Read that they have a special method similar to their pressure frying for fried chicken

[Anonymous No.17476468]

>>17476309
The plain classic chicken is better than the deluxe. The deuxe spicy is better than plain.

[Anonymous No.17476472]

Spicy Deluxe extra crispy.
unsweetened tea with lemon and light ice

[Anonymous No.17476482]

>>17476309
Teenage girl workers numbers.

[Anonymous No.17476507]

Jesus was not a real person.

Religion is people intentionally lying to control others. They do not genuinely believe it - only that acting as if they do grants them social status and power over others. They know what they are doing is wrong and hurts others.

Being gay is not immoral.

[Anonymous No.17476522]

(((>>17476507)))

[Anonymous No.17476527]

>>17476522
Well said,

[Anonymous No.17476529]

>>17476522
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.

[Anonymous No.17476555]

I’ll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all the chick-fil-a sauce you have on hand, you can just fill this empty kroger bag. No I will not pull forward thank you.

[Anonymous No.17476574]

>pull forward
>they give me an extra order of fries as a thank you
Holy kino

[Anonymous No.17476577]

>>17476309
I usually get either the cobb or the southwest salad. I get it with the chicken strips and the creamy salsa dressing. I also like the frosted lemonade and the strawberry shake. The soup is also pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.17476578]

A blow job in the men’s room.

[Anonymous No.17477346]

>>17476482
>not just giving them your number
Imagine being such a cuck you have to "ask"
>teenage
kys pedo

[Anonymous No.17477567]

Spicy chicken combo. That's it.
They don't exactly have an expansive menu.

[Anonymous No.17477627]

>>17476315
nigga we just have a grill that presses down on it for like 3 and a half mins or so, then if were not behind on sandwiches or need the grill for grilled nuggets we flip and repeat for 45 seconds
>>17476482
one of the drivers at my store has multiple stalkers who have sent flowers addressed to the store
>>17477567
i think thats part of the reason why nobodys food ever gets fucked up, the average kitchen employee literally only has 6 types of chicken and theres only 2 kinds of sandwich

[Anonymous No.17477665]

I usually just get 5 spicy chicken sandwhiches on my way home as a snack before dinner

[Anonymous No.17477669]

>>17477665
same but i only get two and i dont have dinner

[Anonymous No.17478270]

>>17476309
Spicy chicken with small fry

[Anonymous No.17478288]

I keep ordering the cool wrap with avocado ranch.
Haven't ordered a sandwich in a long time.

[Anonymous No.17478329]

>>17476309
Teen pussy

[Anonymous No.17478371]

>>17476578
From someone in the cow suit

[Anonymous No.17478403]

>>17476309
Everytime I eat this shit I get vivid nightmares, they're chicken must be sourced from somee absolute inhumane slaughter farms

[Anonymous No.17478420]

>>17476309
How about I Fil-A-Chick ?

[Anonymous No.17478435]

>>17478403
No you just need to get help and put on medication

[Anonymous No.17478561]

>>17476309
only been there 3 times
fries were bland and undercooked
sandwiches were very good, but expensive
service was good but slow (they weren't busy)

[Anonymous No.17478669]

spicy chicken biscuit

[Anonymous No.17479706]

>>17478435
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.17480271]

am bongistani so I don't know how good chick-fil-a is but I want to

[Anonymous No.17480281]

>>17480271
It’s your average fried chicken sandwich
Good but not anything you’ll do cartwheels over

[Anonymous No.17480291]

>>17476309
lemonade is too sweet
sandwiches are soggy
nuggies are too salty
fries aren't crispy
sauces are all basic bitch-tier

fuck you and fuck this joint. zaxby's gang out.

[Anonymous No.17480357]

Chic - Fil -A food is mediocre, but they make the queers seethe, but they also get down on their hands and knees and wash black feet

[Anonymous No.17480462]

Back when I was a young buck in my 30s I dated a hs sophmore who I played SL withand one time after we hiked to a Appalachian trail shelter and did it, I said that was great and I shit you not she said "my pleasure".

[Anonymous No.17480778]

>>17476309
Slim Thug put me onto multrigrain brioche program. Order a Spicy Deluxe with a Multigrain Brioche Bun and slather on the mayo and chick-fil a sauce. The perfect fast food sandwich

[Anonymous No.17480924]

>>17480778
>slim thug
>he's fat

[Anonymous No.17481323]

>>17480291
This is oddly accurate. My local chicky flicky is usually pretty good, but lately the sandwiches have been pretty soggy, and the fries are slightly undercooked. I still go there because it's better than the alternatives, the people are super friendly, and my mom really likes it.

>Zaxby's
pic related

[Anonymous No.17481465]

Out.

[Anonymous No.17481493]

could be just me, but popeyes chicken sandwitch is like 2x the size of chicfila

[Anonymous No.17482966]

>>17476529
Get in the oven Lachaim

[Anonymous No.17483005]

>>17481493
Popeyes has more breading while chic fil a usually has larger cuts of chicken

[Anonymous No.17483181]

>>17476507
Probably incorrect. Correct. Correct but I still don't want fags around me.

[Anonymous No.17483187]

god i love cfa. if im being really fat, ill order a spicy deluxe meal, original chicken sandwich, an d mac n cheese

[Anonymous No.17483192]

>>17476309

[Anonymous No.17484145]

>>17476472
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[Anonymous No.17484186]

>>17476472
Based, same for me but I get a waffle fry as well

[Anonymous No.17484197]

>>17476309
Directions to a better restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17484211]

I get the regular chicken sandwich, no pickles + waffle fries + lemonade. Then I eat it with my homemade cane’s sauce. Idk why I even eat there considering I am gay but it tastes decent and I don’t eat too much fast food.

[Anonymous No.17484321]

>>17476312
>there are people SO stupid, so ireparably retarded, that they think massive rich nation-wide companies waste their time and money to pay for people to shill them to the 60 users on /ck/

[Anonymous No.17484389]

>>17476309
Their lemonade. If I want good fast food chicken I'll go to popeyes

[Anonymous No.17484713]

>>17484211
>no pickles
kys

[Anonymous No.17484718]

Two spicy chickens and a lemonade

[Anonymous No.17484739]

>>17484321
earlier this week the new "space flavored" cola was shilled before the public even heard about it

[Anonymous No.17484922]

>>17476309
3 chicken sandwiches 1 fry 1 lemonade 1 iced tea

[Anonymous No.17484924]

>>17480291
>complains about the food being too salty
>mentions zaxby's where they serve literal salt licks instead of food
I am a salt fiend but I went there for the first time a few months ago and couldn't finish my food I have never in my long life tasted anything so salty. It was absolutely unpalatable, every single thing, the chicken, the fries, the sauce was completed drenched in salt.

[Anonymous No.17484962]

>>17484739
I saw an article about it and posted about it here. Have you never experienced water cooler talk before or do you assume everyone who mentions a brand-name product to you is being paid to do so?

[Anonymous No.17485297]

>>17484739
Bitch it's because I work at Walmart and always post the new stuff we get.

[Anonymous No.17485370]

>>17476309
the Hate Nuggets of course

[Anonymous No.17485437]

>>17484962
who the fuck talks about the latest cola flavor at a water cooler?

[Anonymous No.17485532]

Spicy deluxe with mayo
Mac and cheese
Diet lemonade

[Anonymous No.17486461]

>>17485297
>works at Wallyworld
>calling anybody names

[Anonymous No.17486464]

>>17484713
NO PICKLES. Pickles are dicks, so its basically like having a dick in your mouth. Imagine wanting a pickley fucking dick in your mouth. Fag.

[Anonymous No.17486767]

>>17476507
kys.

[Anonymous No.17486782]

>>17486464
Imagine not eating pickles because you're afraid of having your lips stretched by a thick girthy pickle that you suck on until the hot sour liquid hits the back of your throat

[Anonymous No.17486811]

>>17476309
waffle fries and chocolate cookie

[Anonymous No.17487749]

>>17485437
>who the fuck talks about the latest cola flavor at a water cooler?
fatfucks who get paid for their sales

[Anonymous No.17487834]

>>17486464
>>17484211
based pickle-hating chad
https://youtu.be/1bUVx6LFyvI?t=7081

[Anonymous No.17487844]

>>17486461
faggot

[Anonymous No.17487853]

>>17476482
I don't understand how people tell the difference between ages without giving a super long look especially if they wear a mask
I've mistaken college girls for high schoolers and vice versa

[Anonymous No.17487857]

>>17486461
this

[Anonymous No.17487927]

>>17487853
for women? crow's feet and hands
That's why men try to make women laugh when flirting. It makes them smile, and reveals their approximate age. Hands as well. No matter how much lotion and cream a woman uses, her hands are a distinct age indicator.

The same standards apply to men, but include hair loss/greying, although it is tougher to nail down due to men more likely being involved in manual labor, accelerating hand/face aging.

[Anonymous No.17488282]

>>17487857
I'm a store manager and make well over six figures. Keep seething though.

[Anonymous No.17488296]

>sunday

[Anonymous No.17488305]

>>17487927
How familiar is your dick with the palm of your hand, buddy?

[Anonymous No.17488473]

>>17488305
I pee multiple times a day

[Anonymous No.17488488]

>>17476507

[Anonymous No.17488987]

>>17488282
>

[Anonymous No.17489551]

>>17488488
Infertility isn't a disability asshole

[Anonymous No.17489687]

>>17485297
WE ARE WE ARE WALMART!

[Anonymous No.17489829]

>>17476507
So fat you throw a tantrum about religion because they’re closed on sundays

[Anonymous No.17489847]

>>17480271
It’s a chicken sandwich. Please don’t get excited for a 4 dollar sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17489868]

>>17484739
I heard a morning talk show bring it up on Wednesday so clearly the public knew about it. Seriously, there’s like 10000 posts on this board a day. NO ONE is advertising here when Reddit has 10x the audience minimum and insta/Facebook/Twitter/tiktok have 1000x
It’s like a putting a “now hiring” sign in the window when indeed exists.

[Anonymous No.17490021]

>>17476309
Nothing. I don't like their food. I'll get a chicken sandwich at Burger King before I'd go to Chick filet. And I only get a chicken sandwich once a year, maybe.

[Anonymous No.17492245]

i go here every monday night with my college id (that ive already graduated from) to get a full combo meal for $4. simply kino

[Anonymous No.17492480]

I live in leafland and am planning to drive to New York state just to try Chick-fil-a. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.17492484]

>>17492480
Chicken

[Anonymous No.17492489]

>>17489868
>there’s like 10000 posts on this board a day
All me.

[Anonymous No.17492501]

>>17489868
>NO ONE is advertising here
ask hiro, YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.17492861]

>>17488305
Are you calling him a virgin? He's correct. Try spending more time around adult women, you might learn something.

[Anonymous No.17492870]

>>17476472
>t.

[Anonymous No.17492892]

>>17485297
>*STOMP STOMP CLAP*
>*STOMP STOMP CLAP*

[Anonymous No.17492915]

>>17492892
>>17489687
I don't make my associates do that.

[Anonymous No.17493216]

I used to work at one, ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.17493269]

>>17493216
How many worker girls did you fug?

[Anonymous No.17493279]

>>17493269
Zero. :(

[Anonymous No.17493308]

>>17493279
Is the chicken actually brined in pickle juice and pressure cooked with peanut oil?

[Anonymous No.17493326]

>>17493308
Too many people are allergic to peanuts so no.
The brine has dill but haha no it's not pickle juice.
Well it kinda is but no pickles were ever in it.

[Anonymous No.17493338]

>>17493326
Interesting. What kind of oil is it? I ask because I'm trying to recreate it.

[Anonymous No.17493928]

>>17476309
>tfw they're building a chick-fil-a in the next town over, relatively close to where i live right now
Bros... is this fate?

[Anonymous No.17494186]

>>17493928
No it's the market

[Anonymous No.17494196]

>>17476507
>Religion is people intentionally lying to control others
>Trust me bro, I would never lie to you!
>...Why not? WELL I JUST WOULDN'T, OKAY?!

[Anonymous No.17495415]

>>17492861
Have sex, incel.

[Anonymous No.17495461]

>>17476309
Chicken followed by immediate diarrhea

[Anonymous No.17495641]

>>17495415
I can't since my whore ex wife gave me herpes

[Anonymous No.17496233]

>>17476309
I used to always get their chicken egg and cheese bagel for breakfast until they got rid of it. Fuck You Chick-fil-A!!

[Anonymous No.17496405]

>>17496233
Never knew they had that. Sounds great

[Anonymous No.17496789]

>>17476482
based