/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17475912]

I became a prepper today in light of the news. I just went out and bought about 40 cans of beans. I'll go out again and grab rice. What else do I need?

[Anonymous No.17475914]

>>17475912
>yes, tax-slave, be scared and purchase more! Sweet, sweet cash injection for my wartime economy!
You're like a trained dog

[Anonymous No.17475917]

>>17475912
A bag of weed, so you can calm down.

[Anonymous No.17475920]

>>17475914
>>17475917
I live in Switzerland which is kinda close. If WWIII happens, I want to be ready.

[Anonymous No.17475922]

a firearm for self infliction

[Anonymous No.17475930]

rice + beans + hot sauce of choice

porridge oats + dark chocolate + peanut butter or mixed nuts & raisins

[Anonymous No.17475932]

>>17475920
Preparation is gay and survival is lame

[Anonymous No.17475947]

>>17475920
NATO is not gonna go to war over fuxking Ukraine, stop watching the news. They're sensationalists who blow everything up for ratings.

[Anonymous No.17475963]

>>17475912
Hot sauce, and like 30 bottles of high proof spirits so you can cope with eating beans and rice everyday.
Maybe some canned meat products, shelf stable cheese, and something sweet. Multivitamins

[Anonymous No.17475972]

>>17475947
America is literally under occupation by a foreign hostile power.

[Anonymous No.17476013]

>>17475912
You should try to keep your dry to canned beans ratio at somethingblike 70-30 dry to canned. Dry is significantly more space efficient.

[Anonymous No.17476016]

learn to can your own shit

[Anonymous No.17476018]

>>17475972
billionares?

[Anonymous No.17476022]

Sprats
Sardines
Mackerel
spam
Pickles
Vienna sausages in can/jar
Maggi Würze
Honey
Canned tuna
SPAM
Rice
Spaghetti
Mayonnaise
Sriracha

[Anonymous No.17476031]

>>17476022
>Mayo stored long term
lmao do white people really

[Anonymous No.17476035]

>>17476016
enjoy your botulism anon

[Anonymous No.17476038]

>>17476035
enjoy being a scared little pussy boy who can't look after himself with out his corporate daddies

[Anonymous No.17476050]

>>17476038
at least i wont be literally paralyzed

[Anonymous No.17476054]

>>17476050
that makes two of u,s pussy boy
is it time for your booster yet?

[Anonymous No.17476059]

>>17476054
>he's scared of a needle

[Anonymous No.17476064]

>>17476059
says the guy scared of food

[Anonymous No.17476071]

>>17476059
Maybe if you actually trusted the science you wouldn't be afraid of canning.

[Anonymous No.17476078]

>trusting doctors

[Anonymous No.17476085]

>>17476078
>>17476054
Christ I thought /ck/ was safe from /pol/'s obnoxious shit. At least stay in /tv/ or something.

[Anonymous No.17476091]

>>17476071
im fine with canning, just dont expect retards on here to do it correctly. also think the risk is not even close to worth the reward

[Anonymous No.17476103]

>>17476059
>Y-YOU CAN YOUR OWN FOOD? THAT CAN GIVE YOU DISEASES LIKE BOTULISM
>OMG YOU AREN'T VACCINATED AGAINST LE DEADLY COVID19 VIRUS?
you're disgustingly pathetic

[Anonymous No.17476107]

>>17476103
I'm not arguing with a fucking frog dipshit.

[Anonymous No.17476109]

>>17476103
that wasnt me but okay. just respond to this >>17476091

[Anonymous No.17476113]

>>17476107
frog's right though
you're a corporate titty sucking scared little baby

[Anonymous No.17476118]

>>17476113
I hope your mother dies of covid.

[Anonymous No.17476122]

>>17476109
my response is that we should segregate nanny-state babies who are afraid of canned food and the fucking cold from people who accept le hecking dangerous risks of preparing their own food and going into public without 4 epic science juice boosters and a mask

[Anonymous No.17476129]

>>17476118
too bad she's more likely to die on her daily commute. go back to r*ddit you insufferably stupid pussy

[Anonymous No.17476130]

>>17476122
i havent talked about covid once you schizo. is that all you think about? jesus i feel bad for you

[Anonymous No.17476133]

>>17476118
why?
i thought the point of your endless faggotry was to eradicate it

[Anonymous No.17476138]

>>17476130
all of you statist faggots are the same, I don't care. you're scared of canned food.

[Anonymous No.17476152]

>>17476138
okay just say you dont have an argument then. im not scared of canned food, i just know retards like you would fuck it up

[Anonymous No.17476153]

>>17475920
100% nukes fly within the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.17476155]

>>17476152
>no argument
what "argument" am I supposed to be responding to? that "retards like you" would fuck it up? that isn't an argument, god damn you're stupid

[Anonymous No.17476157]

>>17476152
you don't know shit about canning and you're spewing off about muh botulism and coming across as the biggest retard in the room

[Anonymous No.17476164]

>>17476085
my 3 pleasures in this life are food, tv, and my boyfriend

[Anonymous No.17476173]

>>17475920
If WW3 happens the lucky ones will be the ones who die to artificial sunlight in the first exchange. You prepping some beans is just going to potentially prolong your suffering.

[Anonymous No.17476214]

>>17475920
Good for you. Don't listen to these stupid fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.17476307]

>>17476173
This. Who wants to survive a post nuclear wasteland?

[Anonymous No.17476317]

why is everyone freaking out about Ukraine, it's been an ongoing conflict for years? why didn't ww3 break out in 2015? because the world is not really involved in this war

[Anonymous No.17476327]

>>17476317
because they're being told to, this is the new Emergency, please forget about the last nothingburger and the disastrous power-grab response, it's muh Russians now

[Anonymous No.17476329]

>>17475912
portable gas stove, water, water purification, containers. food that is not beans and rice

[Anonymous No.17476347]

>>17476329
also don't listen to the cucks, they think the world had to end for you to open a can of peas that you saved

[Anonymous No.17476424]

>>17476018
Yes, (((billionaires)))