/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17473411]

what’s a a delicious appetizer in your country that people have probably never heard of?

I’m an American looking for some new recipes for a party

Here’s an American appetizer you non-Americans might not have heard of — deep fried grilled cheese bites. good for people trying to avoid meat for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.17473414]

>>17473411
cock

[Anonymous No.17473423]

>>17473411
>deep fried grilled cheese bites. good for people trying to avoid meat for health reasons

>eating deep fries carbohydrates with cheese for muh health

I'm not sure if this is bait or OP is trily retarded.

[Anonymous No.17473426]

>>17473411
Here’s an Italian appetizer you non-Italians might not have heard of —mozzarella en carozza. good for people trying to avoid meat for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.17473434]

>>17473411
>avoid meat for health reasons
lmao what the fuck just eat smaller portions bro, eat fish or something, what the fuck lies are your doctors feeding you in USA? they're lying to you so you eat more vegetable oil and they can get more billable hours as your health deteriorates

[Anonymous No.17473451]

oi lads, here's some proper nosh you continental types might not know about - cheese toasties. Brilliant for your mates that are right snoggered by eating meat

[Anonymous No.17473452]

>>17473411
>americans think they're eating healthy as long as they're not eating meat

[Anonymous No.17473459]

>>17473451
brits come up with such feminine names for their dishes lmao. though i suppose british men are more feminine on average. you guys rock

[Anonymous No.17473471]

>>17473411
>Deep fried
>Cheese
>Health reasons
I'm going to have to chew on that statement for a while before it makes any sense.

[Anonymous No.17473477]

>>17473411
Doesn't every Anglo country have this? I know the UK does. I've seen the trash that the Rate my Takeaway guy eats.

[Anonymous No.17473483]

>>17473459
At least we admit that having faggots in your mouth is delicious and dare I say it orgasmic!

[Anonymous No.17473487]

>>17473459
real brave of you to sit behind your hoighty toighty tippy typer and say that m8. I'll hook you in the gabber I swear on me mum

[Anonymous No.17473496]

ok guys the health reasons comment was tongue in cheek, please dont make it the focus of the thread

now can you guys share some actual international appetizers?

[Anonymous No.17473502]

>>17473496
see
>>17473426
>>17473451

[Anonymous No.17473510]

>>17473496
this doesn't get the hype it deserves. My aunt likes to serve it on endive leaves but I think that's just her being weird, pita chips or nice crusty toast will do just fine

[Anonymous No.17473514]

>>17473483
I wish meatballs were more of a thing in america
we never have meatballs without fucking spaghetti unless they're drenched in bbq sauce at a super bowl party
I just want some nice horse meatballs in gravy like a normal white person

[Anonymous No.17473518]

>>17473510
pate of the see
>>17473514
be the change you want to sea in the world

[Anonymous No.17473520]

>>17473411
Apple pie with a slice of cheese

[Anonymous No.17473526]

>>17473496
No, you committed the classic blunders.

You made a post with insult worthy contents!

Fucking fat amirilards!

[Anonymous No.17473527]

>>17473520
>t. taxi driver

[Anonymous No.17473532]

>>17473526
reddit movie

[Anonymous No.17473539]

>>17473527
It's a real thing, not just from that movie

[Anonymous No.17473556]

>>17473414
didn't know there were greeks on this board

[Anonymous No.17473562]

to follow with the theme, this right here is braindead to make and delicious. Slice of goat cheese on slice of baguette, broil until golden brown, done. And, you know, if you have any guests that avoid meat for health reasons, they're good.

[Anonymous No.17473575]

>>17473514
Well when I make faggots it's minced pork with pig liver, onions, sage and breadcrumbs served with onion gravy.

Buttery mashed potatoes and yes peas but you can use chips/fries instead of mashed potatoes, just make sure to have plenty of brown gravy not that white sausage stuff you Americans like.

Make sure to cook it over a burning faggot that you lit up yourself and then tell your family halfway through the meal that they are eating a faggot that you cooked on top of a second flaming faggot.

[Anonymous No.17473580]

>>17473562
damn those sound good as fuck

[Anonymous No.17473584]

>>17473514
We just make one large, flat meatball covered with brown gravy and call it salisbury steak.

[Anonymous No.17473592]

>>17473584
Pic related for the bongs. It looks rather close to faggots in gravy to me.

[Anonymous No.17473596]

>>17473532
It's a good film, what next. Are you going to insult highlander?

[Anonymous No.17473608]

>>17473596
Highlander is legitimately a giant hunk of shit.

[Anonymous No.17473620]

>>17473592
It probably is the same thing, Americans like to rename things or fuck with spelling eg coloUr because freedom and tea hate I guess.

[Anonymous No.17473626]

>>17473608
I hate you and everything you stand for, highlander was great, the sequals were shit!

[Anonymous No.17473630]

>>17473626
>sequals
Oh, I didn't realize I was dealing with an illiterate retard. Carry on enjoying dumb flicks.

[Anonymous No.17473634]

>>17473630
>flicks

Cringe.

[Anonymous No.17473638]

>>17473634
>cringe
>reddit spacing
go back

[Anonymous No.17473652]

>>17473630
Give me an example of a good film and no green mile, Shawshank redemption or starship troopers, i bagsie them.

Also flash Gordon, I fucking love queen soundtracks.

[Anonymous No.17473667]

>>17473423
It's some rent free yuro baiting, pretty obviously at that
I have never seen deep fried grilled cheese in my fucking life

[Anonymous No.17473678]

>>17473652
>Taxi Driver
>Drive
>Barfly
>The Godfather
>Blade Runner
>The Midnight Special
>They Live
>Goodfellas
>The Thing
>Casino
>Silence
>Apocalypse Now
>Fight Club
>The Place Beyond the Pines
>Blade Runner 2049
>Christmas Vacation
>Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
>It's a Wonderful Life
>In the Mood for Love
>The Marriage of Maria Braun
should I go on?

[Anonymous No.17473745]

>>17473678
Yes please go on, the godfather is a snorefest tho, and I only agree with perhaps half of your choices.

Blade runner
Goodfellas
Apocalypse now
Fightclub

Those are pretty good but you forgot

>Gattica
>Terminator 2
>Aliens
>The bucket list
>Three kings
>Devils advocate
>The matrix
>Men in black

[Anonymous No.17473752]

>>17473745
Yeah sure those are good, but the fact that you think Godfather is boring shows off what a braindead bugman faggot you are.

[Anonymous No.17473758]

>>17473752
It's so fucking boring tho, I literally fell asleep halfway through, I like the concept but the practice not so much.

[Anonymous No.17473766]

>>17473758
godfather is bussin bruh frfr no cap

[Anonymous No.17473772]

>>17473766
You can take your bussin godfather a lnd above it up your bussy, it's boring.

[Anonymous No.17473775]

>>17473772
>a lnd above it up
dumb phoneposter

[Anonymous No.17473786]

>>17473775
>Phoneposter
Yes, are you actually sitting at a desk posting on this Tebet goat masterbator podcast?

[Anonymous No.17473788]

>>17473772
lnd?

[Anonymous No.17473794]

>>17473608
are you cruising for a piece of ass?

[Anonymous No.17473800]

>>17473788
Shove it up your bussy.

Jesus christ why am I responding to this when "bruh frfr no cap"
Is apparently English.