[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 52 KB, 495x400, new-york-versus-montreal-bagels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466225 No.17466225 [Reply] [Original]

>American version of thing is bigger, fatter, doughier, less flavorful, and has more calories
Don't ever fuckin talk to me about bagels. Montreal crushes the world.

>> No.17466232

>>17466225
Whatever you say little man.

>> No.17466234

>>17466225
Montreal bagels are garbage, though. They're like cheap bubliki.

>> No.17466239

>>17466225
the only thing quebec crushes it boypuss because you're all a bunch of flaming faggots lmao

>> No.17466241

>>17466239
That's a little homophobic man.
I'm going to need you to be a lot more homophobic than that.

>> No.17466248

>>17466234
As if I have any idea what third world garbage you're talking about. This thread is about B A G E L S you little fucking shit.

>> No.17466260

>>17466248
>thread is about bagels
>praises the least bagel-ish garbage style of bagels

>> No.17466285
File: 394 KB, 701x677, 1645209315581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466285

>>17466241
I don't understand bottoms who are into humiliation/getting called a faggot
why would you want your partner to do that?

>> No.17466286
File: 53 KB, 495x400, 1645534980430~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466286

>>17466225

>> No.17466296
File: 645 KB, 960x1280, signal-2020-04-06-122559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466296

>>17466225
I didn't even know what MTL stood for until I read your post. The entire "country" of canada is a flyunder zone and they don't have cuisine. What the fuck is that sad wizzled garbage, it looks like a blown out hole. I made bagels from scratch one time and they look better than that.

>> No.17466297
File: 129 KB, 495x400, 1645534980430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466297

>>17466225

>> No.17466304

>>17466286
>>17466297
Guys can you fuckin cool it with the vagina memes? This thread is about B A G E L S only.

>> No.17466305
File: 62 KB, 495x400, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466305

>>17466297
oh my sweet naive anon, I fixed it for you

>> No.17466308

>>17466286
>>17466296
>>17466297
>t. fell asleep during high school sex ed

>> No.17466311

>>17466308
t. salty roastie

>> No.17466313

>>17466304
>vagina
more like "around the corner where fudge is made"

>> No.17466317

>>17466311
Forgot your green arrow, tranny.

>> No.17466321

>>17466317
no, actually you misused yours, roastie

>> No.17466332
File: 880 KB, 3024x4032, 65hba0zgtf741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466332

>>17466305
15 would be this

>> No.17466333

>>17466308
Just so you know, calling people out for saying that copious sex makes vaginas loose immediately outs you as a cringe "male feminist" Redditor. It's also not a tenable position. Age and stretching obviously makes vaginas more loose.

>> No.17466338

>>17466332
not anymore gramps

>> No.17466346

>>17466338
lol like you would know

>> No.17466349

>>17466305
>>17466332
>>17466338
ay carumba los goblinos gringos de pedophilia! no me gusta

>> No.17466356

>>17466225
>Don't ever fuckin talk to me about bagels. Montreal crushes the world.
... said OP while holding a crudely-made cardboard sign saying "homeless - anything helps god bless!".

I keep thinking it'd be fun to stay in Montreal and go to the Bell Centre or whatever the fuck it's called and watch the Habs lose to a US hockey team, but then I'm like "nah, Montreal is a ugly, overpriced shithole, why bother?"

>> No.17466367

>>17466225
>fuckin
Yeah, no one cares about your opinion faggot

>> No.17466374

>>17466225
are bagels any good in general?

I'm european never had one

>> No.17466385

>>17466349
>gringos
renta gratis

>> No.17466406

>>17466374
>is <food> any good in general?
Like anything else, bagels can range from shit to amazing depending on how/when/where it was made.
Cheap grocery store ones are usually forgettable.
But if they’re bought fresh from a good local bagel shop, I can’t imagine anyone not thinking they’re fantastic, unless they just hate baked goods in general.

>> No.17466409
File: 39 KB, 649x489, 1636375461744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466409

>>17466225
looks like shit

>> No.17466412
File: 58 KB, 976x850, 1C374EA1-4BDE-4439-B5F2-8DAC390E3100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466412

I really thought the incel meme was overblown, but y’all really haven’t had sex before and it shows

>> No.17466426

>>17466412
>dumb frogposter
>calling others an incel
kek

>> No.17466431

>>17466412
On the contrary; making clearly hyperbolic jokes about such things confirms someone is indeed a sex-haver

>> No.17466438
File: 48 KB, 800x800, 1640712201765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466438

>>17466426
>lets cartoon frogs live rent free in his head
lmao what a dumb faggot

>> No.17466458

>>17466438
>he just keeps on going

>> No.17466534

>>17466225
That thing on the right is burnt

>> No.17466684

>>17466225
>Canadians are taxed and cucked by their government so much that they have to make bagels small so that they aren’t to expensive
Shit writes itself, enjoy your small bagel and luxury soup.

>> No.17466696

Lotta trannies ITT who don't know how a pussy works.

>> No.17466716

>>17466225
How the fuck am I supposed to use that gaping slag hole you call a bagel for a sandwich? Leafs are a plague on this world

>> No.17466729
File: 1.29 MB, 320x320, 1643737705523.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466729

>>17466332
oh my science

>> No.17466793

Simit > bagel. Why would you eat a jewish/polish version of a middle eastern bread?

>> No.17466844

>>17466308
No one cares what women have to say.

>> No.17466868

>>17466844
>No one cares what women have to say
that's why I don't care what you say

>> No.17466892
File: 38 KB, 945x835, 1565653222453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17466892

What does a bagel and >>17466304 have in common?


They both got toastied.

>> No.17466911

>>17466868
>calling me a woman
T-thank you for validating me, anon!
Omg you just made my week; you don’t even know what a boost this is for me.

>> No.17467057
File: 136 KB, 820x791, 371-3710165_135kib-700x710-wojak-crying-sony.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17467057

>>17466684

>> No.17468087

>>17466248
bagel is just your name for a shitty bublik idiot. Bubliks are older than your fucking country.

>> No.17468107
File: 71 KB, 495x465, 1645534980430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17468107

>>17466297
>>17466305
Post minecraft memes

>> No.17468117

More calories is a good thing. Not everyone is a lard-ass on a diet.

>> No.17468120

>>17466239
Is the Montreal bussy primo? Sounds based. Learning French RN.

>> No.17468137

why is /ck/ such a dumpster fire recently

>> No.17468144

>>17468137
>recently

>> No.17468165

>>17466225
>butthole of average American male vs average Canadian male

>> No.17468201
File: 151 KB, 1436x1080, 09ee995a0c522584add539264aa4a626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17468201

>>17468137
>recently

>> No.17468202

>>17466225
The Montreal bagel looks like it was made by a retard.

>> No.17468753

>>17468137
This board died when /broey/ threads were banned

>> No.17468804
File: 29 KB, 198x266, you-see-the-ring-and-then-you-die.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17468804

>>17468165

>> No.17468825
File: 90 KB, 534x361, banned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17468825

>>17468137

Watch your back, anon.

>> No.17468858

>>17466225
that does look way more appetizing but I've never had one. recipe?

>> No.17468869

>>17466374
Bagels are great but you need to eat them in moderation, like a treat. Also cream cheese is usually used as a topping but it’s getting expensive.

>> No.17468894
File: 913 KB, 1412x1080, knockknock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17468894

>>17468137
shut up queer

>> No.17468918
File: 71 KB, 640x608, d90.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17468918

>>17466225

>> No.17469034

>>17466332
Fuck i didnt come to /ck/ to jack it

>> No.17469052

>>17466225
>Montreal bagel
Looks like what we call a flagel in the real world, Long Island.

>> No.17469065

>>17468120
Don't bother learning french to go to Quebecistan just keep putting a fist full of peanut m&m's in your mouth and speak English it's close enough.

>> No.17469211

>thread full of pedos
Imagine my shock that incels have overlap with them

>> No.17469502

I was used to Montreal ones and loved the New York ones when I first had them, but after getting used to them I have to agree I much prefer the Montreal ones for their smaller size and superior flavour. I like to have them toasted with butter for breakfast but the New York ones feel too heavy at their usual size. That said I haven't had a decent pumpernickel bagel in Montreal.

>> No.17469731
File: 165 KB, 846x1280, 1629151480317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17469731

>>17468137

>> No.17469881

>>17466333
Does getting an erection stretch out your dick over time?

>> No.17469882

>>17466333
Sex doesnt make vaginas any more loose than it squeezes dicks smaller.

>> No.17470637 [DELETED] 
File: 41 KB, 645x770, 1608485062481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17470637

>>17466225
>>American version of thing is bigger, fatter, doughier, less flavorful, and has more calories
>Don't ever fuckin talk to me about bagels. Montreal crushes the world.
>>17466286
>
>>17466311
>t. salty roastie
>>17466333
>Just so you know, calling people out for saying that copious sex makes vaginas loose immediately outs you as a cringe "male feminist" Redditor. It's also not a tenable position. Age and stretching obviously makes vaginas more loose.
>>17466844
>No one cares what women have to say.
>>17466892
>What does a bagel and >>17466304 have in common?
>They both got toastied.
>>17466321
>no, actually you misused yours, roastie
>>17466297
>
>>17466305
>oh my sweet naive anon, I fixed it for you
>>17468107
>Post minecraft memes
>>17466332
>15 would be this
>>17466338
>not anymore gramps
>>17466426
>>dumb frogposter
>>calling others an incel
>kek
>>17466431
>On the contrary; making clearly hyperbolic jokes about such things confirms someone is indeed a sex-haver
>>17466458
>>he just keeps on going
>>17468918
>

>> No.17471066
File: 35 KB, 481x368, DOYcU6HUQAAS8mI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17471066

>>17469881
>>17469882
It actually causes me secondhand embarrassment to see you repeating both of these Reddit clapbacks as if they're arguments on this board. The penis is made of spongy tissue which inflates with blood like a balloon, and the vagina is a ring of muscle, so they obviously aren't comparable in this way. Think about how stretching your legs for just a few minutes a week will improve your flexibility considerably, but pulling on your earlobe for a few minutes a week will not cause it to get stretched out.
It is possible to stretch out the penis with consistent overinflation, that's what penis pumps are for. They do also lose size and erectile elasticity if you don't have an erection for a really long time, as is a common complication of prostate cancer. But stretching a penis is more like gauging an earlobe than limbering up.

>> No.17471085

>>17469882
It objectively does tho. That's why homosexuals suffer from fecal incontinence, because they buttfuck too much.
The anal sphincter is also a muscle, according to roastie logic 'the vagina is a muscle so it can stretch forever and return to virginal tightness ', it should behave the same way, but it doesn't. According to roastie logic incontinence and fecal incontinence shouldn't exist, because muscles can't become looser, sadly reality proves them wrong.
They are also wrong because the vagina isn't 'a muscle' it's a cavity. This being said I could go on and on but roasties will never accept their blown out beef flaps are caused by their daily BBC riding. They'll just say 'yikes incel take an anatomy class' despite their own anatomy claims being objectively wrong.

>> No.17471206

>>17471085
>fucking pussy makes your dick small because gays take it up the ass

>> No.17471226

>>17471206
enough of your personal life bro

>> No.17471260

>>17468087
Bagels were invented in New York

>> No.17471282

>>17471066
saved

>> No.17471292

>>17466225
>bigger
that's not a terrible thing.
>fatter
... as in bigger, or with more fat?
>doughier
depends how they're made, but yeah, MTL bagels have a nice snap to them.
>Less flavourful
Usually... again, it depends on who's making them. I've had some wicked awesome bagels State-side.
>more calories
Well... if they're bigger, yeah. They will. MTL bagels don't get all their flavour from sesame seeds and char - they've got a decent lipid content.

>> No.17471451

>>17466285
repressing trannies because only someone with the brain of a woman would want that. similar to rape fetishes in a way and those are common in femoids

>> No.17472048

>>17471260
As was Judaism.

>> No.17472150
File: 68 KB, 660x545, 2021024140454_10_1_all_dressed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17472150

>>17468858
Everything NYC bagel
>couple of sesame seeds, sprinkling of poppy seeds, two flecks of burnt onion
Everything Montreal bagel
>COVERED in sesame, poppy, fennel, garlic, onion and salt

>> No.17473177

>>17466225
How are you supposed to make a well balanced sandwich with the one on the right.

>> No.17473244

>>17471066
Does talking stretch out your lips?

>> No.17473294

>>17471085
>That's why homosexuals suffer from fecal incontinence, because they buttfuck too much.

Amazed this urban legend still gets repeated by incels and brainlets. The only people who blow out their holes are idiots who do massive insertions without preparation.

Also fun fact, there's this little thing called kegels that guarantees tightness for both vaginal and anal sex regardless of what size of thing you take.

>> No.17473304

>>17471085
A vagina and an asshole have totally different levels of stretch intended for them.
A pussy is meant to get large enough to fit an infant's head through.
You think that something designed to stretch that large is going to get over extended by a dick?

>> No.17473963

>>17466225
>ready to settle down .jpg