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17461558 No.17461558 [Reply] [Original]

Microwave or oven?

>> No.17461567

>>17461558
trash

>> No.17461574

Put it in your bum. The heat of the anus cooks the burrito.

>> No.17461578

>>17461558
save for the dog go back to the store and get breakfast burritos because those are the only ones el monterey makes that are worth keeping around

>> No.17461758

Rectum.

>> No.17461786

>>17461558
I could seriously eat a whole pack of those right now...

>> No.17461870

>>17461567
>>17461578
Tastelet niggers, these are monterey's corner stone

>> No.17461886

oven if you got time microwave if your hungry now

>> No.17461898
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17461898

>>17461558
deep fryer makes them next level

>> No.17462927

>>17461898
This.

>> No.17462994

>taking 30+ minutes to heat something up thatll take a couple minutes to eat and might still be cold in the middle

thats a no from me, dawg. i just put in the microwave for a minute 15 and its perfect. al though one time i had an el monterey burrito that didnt have any filling, it was literally the quesdilla folded in on itself.

>> No.17463019

>>17461558
If you have time to use your oven then why are you even buying these in the first place

>> No.17463074

>>17461558
I 'ave 'em

>> No.17463092

>>17461898
nice

>> No.17463150

Bought a box
Looks good
Microwave
Tortilla shell was just falling off
Had a texture of construction paper
I must have gotten a bad batch
There is no way they could keep selling these
I dont know what I did wrong tho
They will end up dying a freezer burnt death since I cant bring myself to have another one

>> No.17463167

>>17461558
Throw it at cars; even the bums wont eat it

>> No.17463196

>>17461558
oven<microwave wrapped in papertowel<oven wrapped in foil

>> No.17463329

>>17463196
for me, microwave wrapped in foil moggs the rest

>> No.17463341
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17463341

>>17463150
They used to be good
But then they changed the filling to be more textured soy protein-based
So they aren't anywhere near as good as they once were
Also
Why are you typing like this?
It makes you look like a fag
Don't do that

>> No.17463769

>>17461558
if you're cooking from frozen the oven dries out the tortilla too much and becomes crunchy and the microwave will only make it soggy. so the move is to microwave it for 3/4 the time and then toss it in the oven to finish and when you take it out wrap it in a towel or foil and leave it for 15 mins.

>> No.17463779

>>17461558
fried in lard

>> No.17464564

>>17462994
>had an el monterey burrito that didnt have any filling, it was literally the quesdilla folded in on itself
I had that once, ate it with Red Hot anyways.

>> No.17464603

Two/four slot toaster.

>> No.17465445

Microwave then toast in a dry cast iron pan on all sides. You're welcome.

>> No.17465486

>>17461558
As a mexican in the middle of the airfrier fad Id say microwave first then air fryer. Airfry evertything.

But to be honest you can only get those meme burritos here at costcos and smart and final

>> No.17465516

>>17461558
>premade frozen slop
The trash can

It's not hard to make burritos

>> No.17465543

Air fryer = perfect and crispy
Oven = slightly worse and takes too long
Microwave = soggy diaper

Trust me I have eaten a fuck ton

>> No.17465671

>>17461870
2007 called, they want you back now.

>> No.17465751 [DELETED] 
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17465751

>All the dumb apes ITT don't know that Tinas is the best.
lmaoing @ your lives

>> No.17465756

>>17461558
air fryer, then deep fryer

>> No.17466001

>>17461558
Oven every time. They SUCK in the microwave.

>> No.17466087

>>17461558
I made it in the oven once, took like 10 times longer just for them to come out hard as fuck, it was difficult to eat.

>> No.17466501

>>17465543
>soggy diaper
>Trust me I have eaten a fuck ton

>> No.17466559

>>17465751
Get a load of this delusional turd kek
>>17465671
Sorry my dick is too big to fit in the time machine

>> No.17466871

>>17466559
Well then find the ass crammer, shove a flux capacitor up there and then your dick, boom problem solved. You can't deny that these were much better, especially the taquitos. I was gutted when I bought a bag and discovered how far they have fallen.

>> No.17466878

>>17461786
>guess the flag

>> No.17466881
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>>17461558
why do burritos have sugar in them and why doesn't it say small rocks?
>Water, enriched wheat flour (enriched with niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), beef, beans, vegetable oil (soybean, canola, palm and/or corn oil), contains 2% or less: textured vegetable protein (Soy flour, caramel color), isolated pea product, salt, chili pepper, dough conditioners (yeast, wheat gluten, sugar, guar gum, food starch, sodium metabisulfite), spices, flavor, savory flavor (yeast extract, soy sauce (wheat, soybeans, salt), maltodextrin, lactic acid, calcium lactate, salt).

>> No.17466912

>>17461558

Microwave.
But you need to cover them in cheese and add taco sauce at the end. You'd have to be a monster to eat them dry

>> No.17468591

>>17466881
>why do burritos have sugar in them?
sugar is a spice. it's an cheap and easy shortcut to up the flavor.

>> No.17468620

>>17461558
oven every time. i despise the microwave and avoid it at all costs.
with that being said, the extra crunch the oven gives the burrito DOES NOT mix too well with the liquidy sludge insides; you go to take a bit and half of the fucking burrito gets squeezed out before you manage to break the crunch tortilla shell.
i think the best way possible would be to figure out how to STEAM them, so you avoid the microwave, cook the inside, and keep the tortilla soft and pliable.

>> No.17468720

>>17461558
i've found that wrapping burritos in parchment paper before you nuke them keeps them from getting all soggy and nasty....not anything like the results from using an oven....but it sucks less than wrapping them in a paper towel.

>> No.17469010

>>17468720
i'm not sure you should microwave parchment paper unless is specifically says microwave safe

>> No.17469045

>>17469010
It's made for baking in an oven and contains no metal foil, basically fancy food-grade heat-resistant paper.

>> No.17469079

>>17465751
>Tina's Beef & Bean GOAT

>> No.17469241

>>17469045
>contains no metal foil,
i was more concerned with the fact it's coated in silicone. which is fine for 450f in the oven but microwaves work differently

>> No.17470002

>>17469241
microwaves heat your food by exciting the water molecules in it.
liquid water can't be heated past 212f and there's not nearly enough steam for it to reach 450f. even if some of the grease pops out onto the paper it's not getting anywhere close to 450.

>> No.17470183

>>17470002
if they are getting soggy when you microwave them without parchment paper then it is putting off a fair amount of steam and steam can easily reach well past 450f. i think up to 600f or 700f
I think the reason your burrito isn't soggy is you are cooking it at a incredibly hot temp (have you ever microwaved a burrito to long and the ends get hard) same concept

>> No.17470207

>>17470183
reach your hand into the microwave as soon your burrito is done, does it feel hot at all, let alone as hot as an oven?
the inside of your microwave is not getting to 700 degrees unless something is royally fucked.
it takes like two minutes to boil a cup of water (get it to 212), a burrito at a minute and a half is just not getting to 450.

>> No.17470407

>>17470207
steam alone mean it surpassed 212f, a cup of water can absorb a incredible amount of energy so that is a bad comparison for a burrito wrapped in parchment paper where the steam is getting trapped

>> No.17471920

>>17461870
All pre made industrialized foods belong in the trash, cook your own food

>> No.17471983

>>17466087
This. I've tried it a few times and followed the directions and they just turn into a brick.

>> No.17473340

>>17466087
>>17471983
fucking retards cant even use an oven lol

>> No.17473422

always oven. I threw out my microwave. Take the oven pill

>> No.17473425

>>17473422
No. Waste of energy. Microwave ovens are superior.

>> No.17473433

Oven if you have time.

Putting them in a casserole dish and adding cheese and salsa etc. is also breddy good.

>> No.17473445

>>17461558
>Made with REAL BEEF
As opposed to what?

>> No.17473447

>>17461558
Microwave, little bit of ketchup.

>> No.17473454

>>17473445
Soy "beef"

>> No.17473488

>charge up an oven for a tiny dollar burrito

Kill yourself.

>> No.17473749

>>17461558
Thawed in microwave then deep fried.

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17473860

>>17461558
> spending $9000 to heat a 100 cubic foot oven
> for a $1 burrito

>> No.17473889

>>17473445
Textured pea protein.

>> No.17474112

>>17473889
i only buy the bean ones because any time i buy cheap frozen meal with any kind of meat i get sick, same at taco bell

>> No.17474134

Do Amerifats really eat this garbage?

>> No.17474263

>>17473749
that anon knows whats up

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17474366

>>17465543
>>17466501
>T.

>> No.17474421

Everyone bashing monterey but we all know yall had one at least once. Faggots

>> No.17474752

>>17474366
the man who started it all...

>> No.17474838

>>17461558
these taste like eating literal shit of someone who ate them prior to you eating their hairy fucking ass and swallowing their corncob shits whole.

>> No.17474862

>>17461558
Boil it in a pot without opening the package