/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17460350]

>throw random shit in a bowl
wow groundbreaking

[Anonymous No.17460365]

>>17460350
>being genuinely upset by random shit thrown in a bowl
I feel you may need to gain a bit of perspective in life, anon.

[Anonymous No.17460369]

>>17460350
This comes from the place that put spam on rice, and a fried egg and gravy over a hamburger patty (also on rice). Pacific islander cuisine is not exactly haute couture.
And before anyone says it, I don't think chirashizushi is particularly sophisticated either.

[Anonymous No.17460370]

>>17460365
>being genuinely upset by random shit thrown in a bowl
Yeah, imagine that.

[Anonymous No.17460605]

>>17460365
>>17460369
>>17460370
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.17460608]

>>17460605
Swing and a miss, copypastafag.

[Anonymous No.17461833]

>>17460369
Poke bowls don't come from Hawaii, retard.

[Anonymous No.17461894]

>>17460350
That will be $20 plus tax plus tip

[Anonymous No.17461939]

>>17461833
Yes they do

[Anonymous No.17461956]

>>17461939
>this hurts the animefag

[Anonymous No.17461959]

>>17461939
No, they don't.

[Anonymous No.17461970]

>>17461959
oh, if only there was some way to search for a wast library of information very quickly to determine that you are wrong... oops I spoiled the ending

[Anonymous No.17461972]

>>17461959
you dumb as fuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke_(Hawaiian_dish)

[Anonymous No.17461985]

>>17461972
Did you even look at what you posted? That's poke, not fucking poke bowls.

[Anonymous No.17462006]

>>17461972
>Unlike traditional Hawaiian poke, the mainland style is typically not pre-marinated, but is instead prepared with sauces on demand. Contemporary poke restaurants are mostly—but not exclusively—fast casual style restaurants where the dish is fully customizable from the base to the marinade on the fish.
It literally says that poke bowls are a mainland thing.

[Anonymous No.17462070]

>>17460350
yeah it’s pretty gay and too expensive. I’ll just go to taco bell

[Anonymous No.17462093]

>>17462070
Taco Bell actually exists in Hawaii.

[Anonymous No.17462653]

>>17461970
Post some proof that poke bowls come from Hawaii. I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.17462757]

>>17461985
>>17462006
>>17462653
>Poke bowl isn't Hawaiian because Hawaiians eat it off a leaf and don't put it in a bowl

[Anonymous No.17462768]

>>17462757
Hawaiians don't eat off of leaves.

[Anonymous No.17462817]

>>17460350
>out with my gf and her friend
>«. hey let’s eat out at that Pokeball (or something) place, it was great last time»
>some half cooked duck with a bunch of cold veggies
Absolutely disgusting. Almost worse than uncooked fish with rice (also known as suchi)

[Anonymous No.17462854]

>>17462768
Ok, so Hawaiians invented poke and they also invented putting it in a bowl. But poke bowl isn't Hawaiian, only poke in a bowl is Hawaiian. Got it.

[Anonymous No.17462864]

>>17462757
gb2reddit

[Anonymous No.17462868]

>>17462854
>got it
Good. They do also serve poke over rice in Hawaii. That's really the only thing they'd refer to as a poke bowl.

[Anonymous No.17462966]

itt: malding islanders

[Anonymous No.17463060]

When I first heard of Poke, I thought it was a dish based on Pokemon

[Anonymous No.17463067]

>>17463060
Pokemon is just short for pocket monster. If they were analogous it would be a bowl full of pocket lint.

[Anonymous No.17463505]

>>17462966
I'm agreeing with OP that it's a shit dish. I'm just also disagreeing with the guy who tried to call it Hawaiian.
>t. white dude born and raised on a fucking rock and now can't find decent poke or lau lau and am sick of people calling this shitty strip mall sushi shop potpourri bowl "hawaiian food"

[Anonymous No.17465365]

Paid 15 eurobucks once for a poke bowl. The rice was completely unseasoned. The whole affair was a disappointment. I don't know what I expected in Italy, to be fair.

[Anonymous No.17465680]

>>17465365
Do you live in Italy, or did you travel there to eat a mainland US bastardisation of a Hawaiian bastardisation of Japanese food cooked by a chef from none of the three countries?

[Anonymous No.17465741]

>>17460350
The one I get in the LA mall isn’t random, it’s made to emulate sushi as closely as possible and I love it:
>white rice
>salmon and/or tuna
>ponzu and wasabi mayo
>edamame
>masago
>carrots and cucumbers
>crunchy onions
>seaweed and sesame furikake

[Anonymous No.17465746]

>>17462868
Huh?

[Anonymous No.17465748]

>>17465741
Also I pay 12-15 for the bowl and it’s way more food than the 12 dollar tuna roll at same said mall. excluding this shitholes ridiculous tax.

[Anonymous No.17465762]

>>17460370
>being scared of the meal of kings
do americans really do this

[Anonymous No.17465981]

>>17465746
That's what actual poke looks like.

[Anonymous No.17466821]

>tastefull nuance

[Anonymous No.17466940]

>>17460370
A proper brekkie it is

[Anonymous No.17466969]

>>17460370
At least that's cooked

[Anonymous No.17466974]

All i see is a fruit bowl where the fuck are you guys getting rice from

[Anonymous No.17467534]

>>17465741
>it’s made to emulate sushi as closely as possible
>ponzu and wasabi mayo
>edamame
>carrots and cucumbers
>crunchy onions

[Anonymous No.17467548]

>>17467534
Hank, go do some squats.