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not slept a wink
they're going to know I'm still drunk/coked up when I do eventually fall in to work too

>> No.17459297

it's okay, we'll be here for you when you get fired

>> No.17459311

>>17459294
luckily most people in the working world simply do not care
so long as you show up and get done what needs done

i recommend play music really loud in headphones. even if it is obviously unpleasant at first. also force food down and don't get bloated from drinking too much water.

force yourself outside to the gas station if you can, and make a small purchase. if nobody says anything there they wont at work

>> No.17459319

>>17459294
Mouthwash plus physical presence plus willpower is 90% of the game. Get the fuck out there and grind. People respect grinders regardless of other demons, just GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17459371

>>17459294
Cocaine damages the soul, friend. You're better without it.

>> No.17459376

>>17459371
And alcohol doesn't?

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>>17459294
You're obviously a service worker so 99% of people won't even notice or care, get to work

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Oh boy those were the days... get yourself 2 bottles of water, a gatorade, some salty snack and a good ole redbull for lunch. Stay hydrated and take with you 3 jackets (shit gets cold when coke runs out).

Stay in your office/cubicle/desk the whole day and act as if something sad happened if someone approaches you.

Stay based my al/ck/oholic fren

>> No.17459390

>>17459376
it works slower, therefore it's legal.
society.

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>>17459384
>landlords snuck in there
okay this is fucking satire

>> No.17459402

>>17459390
This and for the average person alcohol is a much more manageable intoxicant.

>> No.17459412

>>17459294
>coke
working in gastronomy, huh?

>> No.17459413

>>17459384
I worked at "service" for a while and it sucked. Now I work in construction.
I like it much better but it also is 1000 times more dangerous.
In the right, you get mentally tired, while in the left you get fucking tired.

>> No.17459419

>>17459402
do you know what the most popular psychoactive drug is? no googling.

>> No.17459424

>>17459413
>mentally tired
no shit. even playing music and audiobooks over my wireless earbud, I was on the verge of killing myself at shartmart.

>> No.17459427

>>17459294
Most places don't really care. Just don't make a thing.

>> No.17459429

>>17459419
Maybe weed or adderall? Idk, but I've probably done it before.

>> No.17459432

>>17459429
caffeine
pretend this board has spoilers

>> No.17459448

>>17459432

Oh, duh. I got distracted by illicit drugs.

>> No.17459453

>>17459448
now you're getting it
1769 the "industrial revolution" incident

>> No.17459535

>>17459294
Be sure to get your puking over with before you arrive.

>> No.17459542

>>17459427
This.
Like half of my crew shows up stoned.
As long as they're not literally sparking up in the kitchen and not fucking shit up or being slow, then what the fuck ever.

>> No.17459545

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