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17456946 No.17456946 [Reply] [Original]

I eat salad but I can't lose weight!

>> No.17457431

>>17456946
Well that makes sense , you're eat a salad loaded with dressing over and over .

>> No.17457485

>>17456946
Go away jack

>> No.17457501

>>17456946
> loaded salad
> thousand island dressing
Fat bitch, go drink a bottle of ranch.

>> No.17457605

>>17457431
What wrong with these things?

>> No.17457608
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17457608

>>17456946
Try this salad instead!

>> No.17457643
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17457643

>>17457605
The dressing is mostly sugar and oil . Use less .

>> No.17457649

>>17457643
Kill yourself

>> No.17457656

>>17457608
Do my fellow countrymen really

>> No.17457668

>>17457656
do braindead newfags really?

>> No.17457672

>>17456946
based jack getting his money's worth. btw do you guys find it weird how vegetarians go straight for the vegetables at buffets?

>> No.17457677

>>17457656
not the ones who live past 45

>> No.17457679

>>17457643
Is shrimps? I do not like shrimps

>> No.17457689

>>17457672
That was the Genghis Grill review right after stroke 2, right? What a buffoon.

>> No.17458056

>>17457679
No no no , I wouldn't shill shrimp to my friends . They're spot prawns .

>> No.17458237

>>17458056
Friend I am thinking prawn and shrimp are same. I'm sorry English is second language.

>> No.17458254

>>17457656
Only Jack's family. Otherwise, only we, who subject ourselves to the webm, see this.

>> No.17458281
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17458281

real talk, if you MUST use dressing, get picrel. taste like actual butter. half the calories of most dressings.

>> No.17458289
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>>17458237
Prawns are a bigger more manly version of shrimp .

>> No.17458358

>>17458289
Is that thing 5 inches?! That’s bigger than my erect dong

>> No.17458388

>>17458358
They get bigger but I was too cheap to pay a dollar more per pound .

>> No.17458561

>>17458388
Treat yourself bro

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17460185

I tried.

>> No.17460243

>>17457643
Jumbo Cobb salad

>> No.17460411

>>17457656
Jack is Italian

>> No.17460414

>>17457689
How does ja/ck/ keep surviving all these strokes?

>> No.17460415

>>17456946
Would you like salad with your thousand islands?