/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17456297]

What's a good nutritious, healthy, delicious meal that doesn't have these in it:
- gluten
- milk products
- pork
- vinegar
- tomatoes
- acidic foods

[Anonymous No.17456308]

stop posting gross cats on the food board for the love of god

[Anonymous No.17456327]

>>17456308
Not op but fuck you chud, that's a great cat

[Anonymous No.17456329]

>delicious
>no acidity
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[Anonymous No.17456333]

>>17456327
i would never eat food prepared by a cat """person"

[Anonymous No.17456341]

potato
egg

[Anonymous No.17456342]

>>17456329
I know. Sucks to be me.

[Anonymous No.17456344]

>>17456297
Fish and seafood in general
Eggs
Rice
Leafy greens
Fruit
Basically a jap diet plus leafy greens for the calcium in place of dairy and fruit for the potassium and minerals

[Anonymous No.17456351]

>>17456333
>dog """"person" made this post

[Anonymous No.17456354]

>>17456344
Great but how to add some flavor?

[Anonymous No.17456357]

>>17456297
DUMBFUCK

[Anonymous No.17456364]

>>17456354
Seafood and fruits have plenty of flavour. Japs do nothing but boil their food in water and it tastes fantastic.

[Anonymous No.17456366]

>>17456297
Omelette

[Anonymous No.17456376]

>>17456351
i can smell your litterbox through my computer

[Anonymous No.17456377]

>>17456364
do you have a recipe?

>>17456366
omelette has milk product

[Anonymous No.17456384]

>>17456377
use water in your omelete

[Anonymous No.17456406]

>>17456376
pretty sure that means you need a shower

[Anonymous No.17456420]

>>17456297
chicken salad without tomatoes

[Anonymous No.17456435]

>>17456333
>litterbox in the kitchen
do amerimutts really?

[Anonymous No.17456460]

>>17456297
>acidic foods
Is there a particular condition you're looking to treat that you're trying to remove low pH foods? Because not only are most foods slightly acidic to begin with (high pH foods are generally bitter), if you're otherwise healthy, the pH of the food is pretty much unimportant (consider that your stomach literally soaks everything in acid) and avoiding low pH removes a lot of things that have significant health benefits from the table such as most fruits and vegetables.

[Anonymous No.17456484]

>>17456460
Things like tomatoes and lemons are too acidic for me. I'm not sure if that answers your question.

[Anonymous No.17456493]

>>17456435
if you look closely you can see the outlets, it's a british household

[Anonymous No.17456541]

>>17456493
lino or tiles are easier to clean and sweep up any litter that gets kicked out of the tray than carpet. it's not like the cat shits in the food processor and on the chopping board

[Anonymous No.17456547]

>>17456541
cat litter gets everywhere you disgusting cretin

[Anonymous No.17456638]

>>17456547
not if you actually clean your floors more than once a month and don't own a spastic cat

[Anonymous No.17456651]

>>17456460
OP's body could be signaling that the diet he's eating is too acidic and needs to be more alkaline.

[Anonymous No.17456682]

>>17456638
>once a month
holy shit catfaggots are beyond vile

[Anonymous No.17456712]

>>17456297
a bullet

[Anonymous No.17456773]

>>17456308
Maybe the cat is the food?
It fits all those criteria

[Anonymous No.17456794]

>>17456435
food belong in kitchen sir

[Anonymous No.17456798]

>>17456297
o a t s

[Anonymous No.17456808]

>>17456308
SOMEbody is jealous that they'll never be a cat. they'll never know the joy of eating bugs and mice in a warm, grassy field, then falling asleep in a tree. sad.

[Anonymous No.17456810]

>>17456297
Bowl of sugar.

[Anonymous No.17456999]

>>17456297
>gluten
So, bulgur and pasta are out.
Eat quinoa, buckwheat and potatoes.
>milk products
Just don't use them
>pork
Just use chicken or beef.
>vinegar
>tomatoes
>acidic foods
Again, just avoid the sour sauces and dressings. Unfortunately, most of them involve acid.
Load up on vegetables.

Example
>Roasted chicken broccoli, with a side of quinoa and peas
>Beef stew with buckwheat and mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.17457045]

>>17456297
Deenz&eggs.

[Anonymous No.17457050]

>>17456297
Baked potatoes, deens and rice

[Anonymous No.17457244]

>>17456541
having a pissy carpet is no excuse for a turd in your kitchen. cats should take a crap in the same room as everyone else

[Anonymous No.17457256]

>>17456435
nope, mine is in the garage.
also OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.17457260]

>>17456297
a bullet

[Anonymous No.17457271]

>>17456297
braised cat meat

[Anonymous No.17457291]

>>17456308
>pitbull owner

[Anonymous No.17457974]

>>17456384
The only thing an ommelettelelette needs is corn starch slurry. in a cup or small bowl mix 1 tablespoon cornstarch and exactly the same amount of water. It's easier if you move the water towards the powder in the cup and agitate with a spoon. Then in a separate cup mix your eggs. Then combine slurry into the egg cup. Then fry in a little amount of oil. Fluffier than dairy and a better Maillard reaction on the omellettelelette's crust.

[Anonymous No.17458022]

>>17456308
Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.

Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.

The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.

And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,

so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.

[Anonymous No.17458027]

>>17458022
tldr catfaggots have a reeking box of shit in their home at all times

[Anonymous No.17458028]

>>17458022
go back to bed lovecraft

[Anonymous No.17458750]

>>17456808
Cats don't eat bugs idiot

[Anonymous No.17458826]

>>17458750
OH yes they do. The feral cat that lives in my back yard catches and eats big ol' grasshopper and other bugs.

[Anonymous No.17459821]

>>17456541
>>17457244
this is correct. im a catfaggot and i put the litterbox in the fucking bathroom and use flushable litter

[Anonymous No.17459825]

>>17458750
? my cat eats moths in the summer. They're full of 'good fat' and fiber.

[Anonymous No.17460834]

>>17459821
i would stab you and your cat if you flushed any litter in my house

[Anonymous No.17461160]

>>17458750
My cat likes to eat some of the 100's of long legs that keep my house safe. I used to be scared of them but now I even shower butt naked with one in the tub. I haven't seen a single ant or cockroach or any type of bug in 3 years! I love my little buddies!

[Anonymous No.17461173]

>>17459821
>use flushable litter
I remember my first apartment getting a massive clog because of that.