Woman cook for you

[Anonymous No.17454741]

Have you ever had a woman lovingly cook you a meal? Your mom doesn't count

[Anonymous No.17454745]

why doesn't my mom count?

[Anonymous No.17454747]

>>17454745
Because you don't have sex with your mom

[Anonymous No.17454748]

>>17454747
Says you

[Anonymous No.17454750]

>>17454748
Liar

[Anonymous No.17454754]

>>17454747
what if i have sex with women that really really resemble my mum?

[Anonymous No.17454755]

>>17454741
you know i thought perhaps this had happened to me, but now i think of it i don't think so. i only ever had one girlfriend and i turned down her cooking the only time she offered because she made a pizza with mayonnaise instead of pizza sauce.

[Anonymous No.17454760]

>>17454741
Yeah, at Taco Bell once the girl who made my tacos wrote "marry me" on the hot sauce packet in my meal. I didn't pursue her, but was very flattered and thought it was a cute overture.

[Anonymous No.17454761]

>>17454741
My grandma, my cousin, my other cousin and my mother in law.

[Anonymous No.17454764]

>>17454747
You just know there is a honkey subhuman posting in this site that does this.

[Anonymous No.17454775]

>>17454741
no

[Anonymous No.17454783]

>>17454741
i dunno if that counts as lovingly but i have a friend that often invites me to parties and always cooks food or makes snacks for them.

[Anonymous No.17454785]

>>17454764
A chink handcuffed to a desk in a computer bullpen typed this

[Anonymous No.17454788]

>>17454741
Yep. She sliced cucumbers up and soaked them in vinegar and made some microwave brussels sprouts in butter. Then we fucked and after that she took a shit with the door open and chatted with me because 9/11 was going on. She ate some sour patch kids and I think we fucked some more. Bottom floor apartment and the blinds were open so I'm pretty sure the neighbors saw it all. She was great. She died so that really sucks. :(

[Anonymous No.17454791]

>>17454788
>9/11 was over 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.17454796]

>>17454791
I'm old. My current girl is a food scientist. She doesn't know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.17454798]

>>17454788
brussel sprout shits sound miserable

[Anonymous No.17454802]

>>17454796
No she isnt

[Anonymous No.17454803]

>>17454798
Not when a cute girl is doing it

[Anonymous No.17454807]

>>17454802
Not currently. You've probably had one of her recipes though.

[Anonymous No.17454810]

>>17454807
You’re a bad liar anon.

[Anonymous No.17454833]

>>17454810
I'm actually a really good liar, but I'm not lying now.

[Anonymous No.17454834]

>>17454810
Why would I lie? Truth is more unbelievable than fiction sometimes.

[Anonymous No.17454835]

>>17454833
>I'm actually a really good liar
No you aren’t

[Anonymous No.17454844]

>>17454741
It's more of a couples activity to me, so yes and no.

[Anonymous No.17454846]

[Anonymous No.17454847]

>>17454741
Yea. I lived downstairs from two 21F twins who were really into cooking and we'd make meals either together or for each other a few times a month for the entire year that I lived there. It was really nice. They both had boyfriends but I was boning one of them on and off for the summer. Funny enough the one I was sleeping with got engaged to her bf (>mfw) and went to go live with him a few towns over. I don't talk to that one anymore but I still talk to the twin I wasn't boning and her bf is really cool.

[Anonymous No.17454849]

>>17454847
You should be a writer anon this is penthouse tier

[Anonymous No.17454859]

One time, 15 years ago. It was very nice, ngl. But I am too autistic to keep a relationship.

[Anonymous No.17454865]

>>17454846

[Anonymous No.17454903]

>>17454865
In my experience slim girls with disappointing butt cheeks have nicer smelling BO and flatulence.

[Anonymous No.17454909]

>>17454903
Nope

[Anonymous No.17454943]

>>17454903
I like the filthy poo poo smell

[Anonymous No.17454953]

>>17454760
Wish I got that kind of stuff. Was she hot?

[Anonymous No.17454959]

>>17454953
She was a 350lb Mexican with lots of arm hair, so yes

[31076260 No.17454979]

Yea. My wife is a terrible cook and an excellent baker. The under seasoned meat, simultaneously overcooked and under cooked eggs, and crunchy pasta/rice/potatoes overcome the love she puts in her food.

I cook, she bakes, we eat well.

[Anonymous No.17454988]

>>17454741
OP, hasn't it occurred to you that some of us are gay and don't like women? :(

[Anonymous No.17454996]

>>17454979
My food scientist wife is the same. She's more of a baker than a cook. Except for bread. I do the bread.

[Anonymous No.17454998]

>>17454996
No she isn’t, you don’t have a wife

[Anonymous No.17455151]

>>17454741
>Your mom doesn't count
Sorry you have a bad relationship with your parents, OP.
Visiting my family a few months ago, after not seeing them for 3 years, and eating my mom's breakfast was one of my top life moments.

[Anonymous No.17455153]

>>17455151
>you have a bad relationship with your parents
>hasn't seen parents in three years
huh??

[Anonymous No.17455166]

my gf cooks me weird Filipino shit that I can't name and most of it tastes weird, but she lets me fuck her face so eating her strange foreign food is well worth it

[Anonymous No.17455177]

>>17455153
I live in another state.

[Anonymous No.17455182]

>>17454988
Bottoms are women

[OP No.17455185]

>>17455177
Lol make a fucking effort, how do you are about your family this little? I see my family at least 2-3x a year and they live 1000 miles away

[Anonymous No.17455188]

>>17455185
Look I know you're jealous of my mom's cooking but you don't have to cope that hard.

[Anonymous No.17455191]

>>17455188
Checked, but your mom's cooking is probably pretty terrible if you only visit her once every 3 years

[Anonymous No.17455194]

>>17455188
Hey, if my mom's cooking was as bad as yours must be I wouldn't see her for three years as well.

[Anonymous No.17455237]

>>17454741
My mom makes a killer meatloaf

[Anonymous No.17455238]

>>17455191
>>17455194
Wrong, here's a pic of the last thing I ate at my parents'. Now kneel.

[Anonymous No.17455245]

>>17455238
Epic meal time brah

[Anonymous No.17455262]

>>17454741
>Have you ever had a woman lovingly cook you a meal?
Yes. Women suck at cooking. It's nice to have something served. I'd rather cook and have her clean.

[Anonymous No.17455273]

>>17455262

[Anonymous No.17455281]

A Vietnamese woman I was dating made me fresh spring rolls once, and we sometimes cooked together, but we drifted apart eventually.
I'm dating a new woman now and so far I've done all the cooking. I made her tomato soup and garlic bread for lunch and she loved it.

[Anonymous No.17455284]

>>17455281
You're sad? It doesn't bring you joy to cook for others?

[Anonymous No.17455287]

>>17455284
I'm more sad that the old relationship didn't work out.

[Anonymous No.17455289]

>>17455287
I have Korean family, yeah asian girls are based haha. Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.17455297]

I dated a Korean once and the only food she brought me was leftover pizza from where she worked.
she brought me one of those old-timey fudge cookie trays for Christmas and, despite her not knowing how to bake, lied to me that she made it all herself. the worst part is that her kitchen was a a disgusting pig stye and her dad worked at a church so I put the pieces together. she was fucking crazy so I didn't even bother bringing it up

[Anonymous No.17455301]

>>17455297
It's the thought that counts, anon.

[Anonymous No.17455313]

Whats with all these anons dating asians?

[Anonymous No.17455317]

>>17455313
>Why do so many dudes on a weeb site have yellow fever?

[Anonymous No.17455320]

>>17455313
Why would you date a white woman when you could let a submissive Asian girl worship your bwc

[Anonymous No.17455325]

Yes and it's nice but I prefer to cook for my woman most days

[Anonymous No.17455368]

>>17455301
ah yes the thoughts of a serial liar

[Anonymous No.17455382]

>>17454747
Speak for yourself chud

[Anonymous No.17455442]

>>17454903
>slim girls with disappointing buttcheeks
I met up to fuck this cute redhead from tinder and this was after a previous in person meet after which I still thought she was cute: once the clothes came off holy shit she had man shoulders and I'm a tiny twink but my ass was way better than hers too. The only way I could finish with her was missionary.
Oh yeah and the whole reason I typed that was to say she had the fish smell

[Anonymous No.17455534]

>>17455442
Yeah? She had the fishy smell? Dude that’s fucking wild

[Anonymous No.17455551]

>>17454754
Then freud smiles in his grave