/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17452630]

Don't mind me, just getting free food.

[Anonymous No.17452636]

>stealing is okay when I do it
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17452639]

How do you work full time and are still eligible for government assistance?

[Anonymous No.17452641]

>>17452630
I got caught once and they spooked me by threatening me and shit so I don't do it anymore

[Anonymous No.17452643]

give it back tyrone

[Anonymous No.17452649]

>>17452636
Where in this image implies theft? I merely swipe my free food card and get free food. It gets reloaded each month too at no cost

[Anonymous No.17452669]

I hate people bragging about stealing in supermarket. Just steal and shut the fuck up. It's not funny, not cool but who cares? Not me but at least keep it to yourself

[Anonymous No.17452697]

>>17452636
thats not true anon. stealing is only ok when whites do it.

[Anonymous No.17452707]

>>17452630
Truly the white man's burden to carry people like you
That's ok. Money isn't a big motivator for me anymore

[Anonymous No.17452739]

>Day before christmas eve
>super packed walmart, notice walking in employees are barely checking receipts cause too many people trying to leave at the same time
>Grin to myself as I fill my cart various things and I start to craft my master plan
>I find the best looking ribeye steaks, buy two packs of two, around $30-40 each, place them under a bunch of random stuff in my cart
>Check out normally except my free steaks, they look at my receipt for a few seconds and nod and smile as I walk out

feels so good bro food is so much better when its free

[Anonymous No.17452749]

>>17452649
Based.

[Anonymous No.17452774]

>>17452630
jfc i stole so much wine thanks to these

[Anonymous No.17452787]

they always have people looking over those
but mostly they're there to help retards

[Anonymous No.17452796]

>>17452636
yes :)

[Anonymous No.17452797]

>>17452630
use these to get a free platter from the sushi counter whenever i go shopping. its like a nice little bonus

[Anonymous No.17452869]

I've went a step further and used Walmart+ to pretend I'm doing a scan and go. Just pretend to scan the qr code and put everything in bags.

[Anonymous No.17452893]

>>17452630
Just a friendly little tip. They have dozens of people who's job is just to watch cameras all day. The cameras are so good they can read someone's cell phone from the opposite side of the store. They keep track of who steals, keep the evidence on file, and "coincidentally" stop you once you've stolen enough that it's a felony.

[Anonymous No.17452899]

>>17452630
they will catch you and it will be a huge embarrassment
imagine being publicly shamed because you didn't feel like paying for that tub of yogurt LOL

[Anonymous No.17452908]

>>17452893
Lmfao what is this, NCIS? No one here believes that boomer ass shit.

[Anonymous No.17452930]

>>17452893
imagine being the cameracuck having to watch footage of a fucking supermarket wholeday to see some nigger stealing a bag of cheetos
embarrassing existence

[Anonymous No.17452935]

>>17452930
I'd feel like an omniscient god.

[Anonymous No.17452984]

>>17452636

[Anonymous No.17452994]

>>17452893
>The cameras are so good they can read someone's cell phone from the opposite side of the store. They keep track of who steals, keep the evidence on file, and "coincidentally" stop you once you've stolen enough that it's a felony.
They can't even come to the checkout when the machine fails and makes me hold up the line for 5 minutes, let alone call the wagie CIA on me.

[ieatinmycar No.17453103]

>>17452636
I don't think it's OK, it's just that I am going to do it 50% of the time if you make me go through self checkout. Sorry, that's my pay for doing your employees' work for you. I don't really give a shit lol.
>>17452641
Unless they're actual cops they can't detain you. Loss prevention is just civilians and you can just walk away from them.
>>17452893
This is objectively not true. Now why would you lie on the internet?

[Anonymous No.17453236]

>>17453103
>I don't think it's OK, it's just that I am going to do it 50% of the time if you make me go through self checkout. Sorry, that's my pay for doing your employees' work for you. I don't really give a shit lol.
you know, if you stopped doing that prices would eventually go down.

[Anonymous No.17453329]

>>17453103
I can't speak to walmart, but that definitely happened at the grocery store I worked at.

[Anonymous No.17453597]

>>17452636
Hire a worker then, the loss from my theft is less than the cost of a wagie so you won't, pussy.

[Anonymous No.17453620]

I liberate food and goods at 7am when the store opens cause no one's working yet except burnt out overnight workers

[Anonymous No.17453621]

>>17452630
I like ringing up any expensive produce as bananas.

[ieatinmycar No.17453663]

>>17453236
They wouldn't. YoY price increases aren't less at grocery stores in wealthy areas than anywhere else here. Prices are going up regardless.

[Anonymous No.17453685]

>>17453103
>>17452893
>>17452908
>>17452994
This is Target's modus operandi. Do not steal from Target. It is easier and safer to steal from Walmart.

[Anonymous No.17453806]

>>17452630
Loss prevention knows you're stealing at self checkouts but let you go and keep records of it until you can be charged with a felony.

They know how to fuck people up.

[Anonymous No.17453825]

>>17452630
as long as you say 'beep' out loud like a turbo autist i see no problem with this

[Anonymous No.17453833]

>>17453806
I don’t even look the same every day

[Anonymous No.17453842]

based, gotta justify the self checkout wagie's job somehow

[Anonymous No.17455004]

>>17452893
Now they use AI monitoring, but it has so many false positives they turn it off half the time

[Anonymous No.17455051]

Literally just go when it's not busy, bring your own plastic bags, fill up your cart then go to an aisle with no camera coverage and bag all of your shit.

Then just walk out, as long as you don't do it more than once a month you'll never get caught

Even better if you rotate stores or use a disguise

[Anonymous No.17455700]

>>17452630
How?