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If this meal was placed in front of you what would you think?

>> No.17452289

"looks good"

>> No.17452290

>>17452286
i ain't paying for them plants nigga

>> No.17452297

>>17452286
what the fuck, im not eating those green lumps

>> No.17452304

>>17452286
you couldn't have circumcised the potatoes, tard? everything else looks fine but if those are just steamed broccoli, i'm beating up the line cook who threw that together

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>> No.17452310

>>17452289
Who are you quoting?

>> No.17452320

>>17452286
I'd think the person that put it in the menu was of anglo heritage.

>> No.17452325

i'd think, "what the fuck am i doing at applebees?"

>> No.17452328

“what should i go for first”

>> No.17452332

>>17452325
especially because I was told never to come back after last time.

>> No.17452335

>>17452286
thats too much meat

>> No.17452356

>>17452286
Not my problem

>> No.17452365

>>17452286
I'd think it looks good

>> No.17452469

>>17452290
>>17452297
>>17452304
you wouldn't say shit faggots
when they ask "how is everything?", you'd nervously say "oh yeah the food is great, haha. just the way i like it" as you force yourself to shovel another disgusting bite into your mouth to not appear rude.

>> No.17452470

>>17452310
you mom after she my nuts

>> No.17452486

I'd go light on the broccoli because the vitamin K but everything looks really good. Great cheat meal.

>> No.17452492

>>17452469
Literally me but you

>> No.17452494

>>17452286
substitute the ribs for some sort of non gimmicky meme meat

>> No.17452504

>>17452286
>If this meal was placed in front of you what would you think?
'I don't want to eat any broccoli, hope they're not insulted if I don't touch it at all'

>> No.17452623

>>17452286
Hmmm? I didn't order yet so weird that they put this dish in front of me.
Better ask the waiter whether he confused some tables.

>> No.17452694

Why do I need ribs and steak.

>> No.17452708

>>17452286
Why is there broccoli?

>> No.17452887
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>>17452286
>it came from Applebee's

>> No.17452892

>>17452325
well obviously it's a date night

>> No.17452904

>>17452286
throw away the ribs, eat the rest

>> No.17452920

>>17452286
>this is way too much food
>I won't be able to finish the plate

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>>17452892
i finally have a date?

>> No.17453114

>>17452286
Way too busy on this plate
Steak almost vertical

>> No.17453171

Oh noes broccoli!!!1!

What a bunch of pants wetting little girls you all are.

>> No.17453181

>>17452286
Steak stacked on top of onion rings. I'd throw the whole thing in the trash and certainly wouldn't tip.

>> No.17453396

>>17452286
>this is not enough food
>I will literally eat this plate

>> No.17453675

>>17453171
Your ancestor's didn't eat broccoli.
Anything beyond meat, nuts and berries is slave chow.

>> No.17453763

id think, "oh boy.... im gonna have the wicked shits tonight"

>> No.17453778

>>17452286
Looks pretty tasty, I would eat it.

>> No.17453780

>>17452286
>I'll get a box and eat the ribs and slaw tomorrow

>> No.17453804

>>17452286
hold the salad and you've got a pretty decent dinner

>> No.17453853

>>17452286
Don't want it, the meat is touching the other things I don't like.

>> No.17453897

>>17452286
>If this meal was placed in front of you what would you think?
I already cooked my own food and ate but thanks.

>> No.17453911

>>17452286
Broccoli doesn't belong there, but it looks decent. I'd love some ribs and some slaw right now.

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>>17453897
>and ate but
f*ckin zoomers, there's a perfectly good other hole..

>> No.17453943

>>17452486
>because the vitamin K
why?

>> No.17454137

>>17452304
Any linecook would fuck you up. They are the absolutely most soulless people on the planet.

>> No.17454149

>>17452286
I like broccoli

>> No.17454152

>>17454137
too bad they're all weak skinny little drug addicts

>> No.17454157

I'd wonder what I was doing in NASCAR country, and why I was at a Bob Evans

>> No.17454160

I would be scared because I’m sitting at home in my underwear and haven’t showered in a few days

>> No.17454402

>>17454152
With all the movement, shoving around heavy tubs, tins, bags of taters, and never having time to eat properly, I was in the best shape of my life on the line. No money or time for drugs, barely enough for caffeine. I was a lean 205, and I was fucking angry. You'd have wound up on the menu.

>> No.17454423

>>17452286
Why do I want all of that stuff? Just give me the steak, broc and taters. A ton of different food doesn't make a better meal.

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>>17454402
>never having time to eat properly, I was in the best shape of my life on the line
I can only imagine what shape you're in any other time lmfao

>> No.17454534

>>17454499
I'm club-security shaped. Operating and fixing heavy machinery hasn't been great for my BMI, but I've definitely put on a bit of muscle.

>> No.17454548

>>17454534
Sure you have incel lmfao

>> No.17454569

>>17454548
Whatever man, nothing to prove these days. If you harassed me in the kitchen, I'd have run you through the autoclave. If you were to try to sabotage my frontloader tomorrow, I'd probably just yell at you to fuck off or grip your collarbone until security finally did their job.

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>>17454569

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>>17454402
>You'd have wound up on the menu.

>> No.17455882

>>17452286
"Nice"

>> No.17456073
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I'm gonna cook a sweet smoked spare ribs. can you tell me if I got it right?

for rub:
>equal parts of brown sugar and salt
>pepper
>garlic powder
>onion powder

the cooking method:
>3 hours smoking for 270F/135C
>2 hours smoking for 270F/135C, wrapped in foil with butter and apple/pineapple juice
>1 hour of smoking at lower temp, covered with sauce

this is the instruction I heard.
am I good to go?

>> No.17456079

>>17452286
I asked for fries not onion rings. Where's my water too?

>> No.17456084

>>17452304
>circumcised the potatoes
mart sharters, wtf...

>> No.17456419

>>17452286
I think there has been some sort of mistake, I ordered the impossible burger with sweet potato fries

>> No.17456422

>>17456073
It seems like a lot of salt... depends on the ratios I guess, but I'd drop the salt to a tablespoon at most to each 1/4cup of brown sugar (about 1:3).

>> No.17456425

>>17452335
You'll never hear a woman say that to you.

>> No.17456510

>>17453171
seriously, i guess 4chan really is full of autists kek
>vegetables bad
fucking fat motherfuckers

>> No.17456516

>>17452286
Looks good, but this is way too much food.

>> No.17456522

>>17456516
>Hey yeah I'd like to order the half-rack of baby backs please
>What sides would I like? Uh yeah lemme get the steak
why is there steak and ribs kek

>> No.17456529

>>17452335
That's what your mom said last night.

>> No.17457642

>>17456073
Too much salt. You could skip the salt altogether and not miss it.

Amd don't do the 321 method. You will have mushy ribs. Just smoke them for about five hours or until the bark cracks when you do the bend test. Look up amazing ribs and meathead. These guys know smoking and bbq.

>> No.17458704

>where am i and how did i get here?
>it all looks like shit, but at least there's a lot
>i can take one bite of everything and say i'm full
>wouldn't want to offend whoever drugged me and forced me into this situation i'd never choose of my own volition

>> No.17458711

>>17452286
I'm a vegan. Get this crime scene away from me

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>>17454402

>> No.17459239

>>17452286
>ribs soaked in sugar
toss them in the trash
>Steak, probably too dry and underseasoned
Grudgingly eat it
>Shitty mashed potatoes
maybe a bite or two
>Broccoli
Eat it
>Curly fries
Eat it

Any other choices are wrong

>> No.17459256

>>17454160
kek

>> No.17459324

>>17452286
It looks good but it’s gonna be mediocre

>> No.17459331

do i have to pay for it?