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>start reading new recipe
>15 min prep
>15 min on stove top
>30 min in oven
>ready to serve
>finish reading new recipe
>spend the next 90 minutes chopping veggies

>> No.17450936
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>finish chopping jalapeños
>spend the next 15 minutes washing spicy off my fingers

>> No.17450960

>>17450936
I never got this. I have never needed to wash my hands after handling hot peppers and I actually prefer to touch the pepper hand to my penis. Love that tingling sensation.

>> No.17450963

>>17450960
Lol

>> No.17450972

>>17450919
You are slow and unskilled with knives, just practice to git gud.

>> No.17450979

>>17450919
see you in 3 days frogshit

>> No.17450987

>>17450919
>start reading recipe
>spend 3 hours reading a family history
>get to ingredients
>out of garlic

Every time.

>> No.17450993

>>17450936

t. spicelet that has to de-rib jalapeños to handle them in a dish

>> No.17451014

>>17450936
>chop bird's eye chillies
>go to take a piss
>spend the next 15 minutes trying to rearrange my penis so it won't hurt anymore

>> No.17451018

>>17450979
Where are you going?