/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17443505]

>Forgot the baking powder

[Anonymous No.17443516]

How

[Anonymous No.17443522]

>>17443516
I just did, the dough is all done, these are going to be the saddest tortillas I've made so far

[Anonymous No.17443524]

>Forgot the flour

[Anonymous No.17443775]

>>17443522
they'll survive and will taste almost the same

[Anonymous No.17443861]

>>17443505
Could be worse, you could've used too much and now there's an aftertaste you can't get rid of

[Anonymous No.17443880]

>forgot the japanese goburin

[Anonymous No.17444025]

>>17443880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
Wow haven't thought about this in like a decade.

[Anonymous No.17444033]

>>17443775
>>17443861
Yeah, they turned out fine, just didn't puff a lot

[Anonymous No.17445098]

>>17443505
Anime Full Metal Jacket remake when?

[Anonymous No.17445340]

>forgot the oven

[Anonymous No.17445375]

>forgot the vanilla extract

[Anonymous No.17445378]

>forgot the dough

[Anonymous No.17445384]

>>17443505
>Forgot the cooking process

[Anonymous No.17445390]

>>17443505
>forgot the love

[Anonymous No.17445400]

>>17443505
botched suicide fear is probably the reason ill never attempt it, to possible be maimed and survive is worse than death

[Anonymous No.17445436]

>>17445390
>implying love exists anymore in this cruel heartless world

[Anonymous No.17445439]

>>17445400
put gun into your mouth, basically 0.000001% chance of survival.

[Anonymous No.17445514]

>>17445439
Unless you flinch as you pull the trigger and only blow your jaw off, then you're in trouble

[Anonymous No.17445522]

>>17445514
how are you gonna flinch and blow your jaw off while the barrel is inside your mouth

[Anonymous No.17445534]

>>17443505
>make bread dough
>forgot the oven was broken
shit

[Anonymous No.17445540]

>>17445522
idk mang, but I'm sure people have

[Anonymous No.17445552]

>>17445439
ive heard too many people surviving that exact scenario, fuck people have survived jumping from bridges, breaking all their bones, and almost drowning.

maybe an elephant gun would do it

[Anonymous No.17445556]

>>17445552
>ive heard too many people surviving that exact scenario

no you havent, where the fuck have you ever heard of it once? you're just putting nonsense, you havent heard of one person surviving gun in the mouth

[Anonymous No.17445573]

>>17445552
Just get a buckshot and aim for the brain and you're good. Seriously, the only people who survive are the ones who don't do this and they blow their faces off instead because they're idiots. If you know where you're aiming you have nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.17445580]

>>17445556
https://www.thetrace.org/2016/09/national-suicide-prevention-month-i-shot-myself-in-the-head-and-survived/
you only asked for one example, so im only giving you one

[Anonymous No.17445588]

>>17445580
>So I decided that I really did want to die, and I put the gun underneath my chin and pulled the trigger again

stupid fucking retard, actually kill yourself. useless human being

[Anonymous No.17445592]

>>17445580
>revolver
>nooo how did i survive using a pussy gun WTF???
....come on.

[Anonymous No.17445628]

>>17445534
that's when you divide that shit into small balls and make flatbread

[Anonymous No.17445630]

>>17445592
a .44 magnum is the most powerful handgun on Earth

[Anonymous No.17445641]

>>17445630
It's still a handgun. If you want good suicide results you need to use heavy weaponry. I'd never trust a handgun.

[Anonymous No.17445645]

>didn't level the salt

[Anonymous No.17445652]

>don't know what I've forgotten
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Anonymous No.17445664]

>>17445641
so how would you wanna go out?
shotgun huh

[Anonymous No.17445678]

>>17445664
I have a .458 socom to use but shotgun is fine. I would not do a headshot though, the brain splatter is too yucky. A shot through the heart (AND YOU'RE TOO LATE) is usually fatal so I'd do that, and no one would have to look at your disfigured face and pieces of your head splattered everywhere.

[Anonymous No.17445742]

>>17444025
MY EARS
GOD
THEY ARE CUTE BUT THE FUCKING VOICE

[Anonymous No.17445751]

>>17445678
>usually

[Anonymous No.17445764]

>>17445751
If you aim right it would go well. Same as with the headshot thing, if you aim right and use a good gun it works every time.

[Anonymous No.17445774]

They should just have government funded euthanasia clinics like in Soilent Green for people who have no reason to go on living anymore. It'd be done by trained professionals, no accidents, and be painless.

[Anonymous No.17445808]

>>17443505
>ate 2400 calories for breakfast

[Anonymous No.17445833]

>>17445808
post stomach

[Anonymous No.17446073]

>>17445808
Average person needs 2000 a day, so a little above that is not a big deal. Just as long as you don't eat for 24 hours it's fine.

[Anonymous No.17446316]

>>17445774
There are private options even in the US now, but the catch is that you need have proof that you have a terminal disease which will inevitably make your life not worth living.

[Anonymous No.17446555]

>>17443505
>Forgot the pinch of salt

[Anonymous No.17446561]

>forgot to let the flavors get to know each other

[Anonymous No.17446578]

>>17443505
>>17443516
>>17443522
>>17443524
>>17443775
>>17443861
>>17443880
>>17444025
>>17444033
>>17445098
>>17445340
>>17445375
>>17445378
>>17445384
>>17445390
>>17446561
Never used baking powder.

None of them.

Never will.

"Omg you're missing out"

Maybe.

You're missing out on being a multi millionaire.

Keep your baking powder.

[Anonymous No.17446587]

>forgot the bayleaf

[Anonymous No.17446590]

>had to use rock salt instead of sea salt because I was out

[Anonymous No.17446797]

>forgot to activate the almonds

[Anonymous No.17447432]

>>17446590
>mom keeps buying rock salt

[Anonymous No.17448297]

>sold the cocaine
>forgot to cut it with baking powder

[Anonymous No.17448469]

>>17445742
You need to learn to appreciate their culture and stop being so bigoted.

[Anonymous No.17448629]

>>17445556
my uncle survived an attempt using a shotgun in his mouth. the length of the firearm apparently makes it unexpectedly awkward to pull off.

[Anonymous No.17449071]

>the flavors refuse to mingle

[Anonymous No.17449621]

>the bay leaf did SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.17449641]

I remember the tartar sauce cake thread

[Anonymous No.17449665]

>>17445630
Could it blow my head clean off?

[Anonymous No.17449710]

>>17443505
>Forget to add that last 1/4 to cookie dough.
Ruined

[Anonymous No.17449982]

>>17446073
That's now how it works

[Anonymous No.17449987]

>>17443505
>Nyaa am in a world of shit

[Anonymous No.17450098]

>>17443505
>Put salt instead of sugar
I've done it once, god damn it ruined my pudding.

[Anonymous No.17450186]

>>17449621
The easier way to figure out what bay leaf does is by adding way too much of it. Made that mistake once.

[Anonymous No.17450192]

>mum found the baking powder

[Anonymous No.17451746]

>forgot to check if it was umami enough

[Anonymous No.17452946]

>>17449071
kek

[Anonymous No.17453042]

>>17449071
>send the flavors to a mixer to get to know each other
>they get friendzoned or start bullying each other

[Anonymous No.17453167]

>>17449071
>the secret ingredient is love
>I'm all out

[Anonymous No.17453282]

>forgot the MSG

[Anonymous No.17454559]

>>17453282
>the tomatoes in the dish already contained it, saving my ass

[Anonymous No.17454575]

>added too much water

[Anonymous No.17454579]

>meat overcooked

[Anonymous No.17454585]

>forgot to experience teenage love

[Anonymous No.17454600]

>baking powder