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>doing the dishes

>> No.17437766
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>>17437757
i have a dishwasher and still prefer doing my dishes by hand. this way I can can clean as I go and i am guaranteed that the dishes are actually clean.

>> No.17437774
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>>17437757
It's a good excuse to stand around and drink

>> No.17437792

>>17437757
just use a dishwasher

>> No.17437832
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Life Hack: wash dishes while you shower to save time and water!

>> No.17437856

Imagine not having a wife

>> No.17437859

>>17437856
imagine having a wife

>> No.17437948

>>17437859
Free sex

>> No.17437971

>>17437859
Free wifi

>> No.17438090

>>17437859
Free cortisol

>> No.17438107

>>17437859
Free real estate

>> No.17438111

>>17437766
Wouldn't washing by hand be less likely that the dishes are clean? Just rinse shit off and shove it in the dishwasher as you cook

>> No.17438114

clean as you cook, idiot

the food hasn't bonded to the material, since it's fresh/hot so it takes <30s to clean anything

>> No.17438159

>>17437859
Free money

>> No.17438166

>>17438111
Yes, but autistic control freaks struggle with that kind of thing.

>> No.17438319

Imagine needing a wife for free sex

>> No.17438330

>>17437859
Free punching bag

>> No.17438334

>>17437856
Free Alexei Navalny

>> No.17438347

>>17438114
not op but you are the first person to really explain why besides "killing two birds with one stone"
thanks

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>>17437757
>people who put expensive cookware, wood items, and plastic containers in the dishwasher

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>>17437774
you mean get high and boogie woogie to some tunes while cleaning other stuff?

>> No.17438424

>>17438396
Yes. If it can't survive the dishwasher I don't want to deal with it.

>> No.17438518

>>17437859
Free sandwiches

>> No.17438628
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>>17437859
free xoxo

>> No.17438641

>>17437948
“”””””””””””free”””””””””””””

>> No.17438680

>>17437757
If your kitchen isn't basically 90% spotless by the time you're finished cooking you're doing it wrong.
Clean while you cook. Shit takes time and in that downtime you clean.

>>17438396
I throw everything except my knives in the dishwasher.
I have for the past 5 years.
Only in the past 2 months I had issues with nonstick pans because my friend that's staying with us decided to use metal utensils in them.

Wood utensils are dirt cheap, literally less than $2 a pack. If they get fucked in the dishwasher over the course of 5+ years, so be it.

I throw basically everything in the dishwasher.

>> No.17438944

>>17437859
Free the nipple

>> No.17440097

>>17437859
Free stir fry

>> No.17440234
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>>17437757
got a mountain of them sitting in the sink right now, don't think I'll do them tonight, perhaps tomorrow :)

>> No.17440263

>>17437859
Free headache

>> No.17441382

>>17437757
It's the only thing that calms me down anymore in this bitch of an earth

>> No.17441801

>>17437859
Free willy

>> No.17441871

>>17437757
I just do most of my dishes as I cook desu since I'm just standing around anyway. If they happen to pile up though I just throw on some music and get it done

>> No.17441889

>>17437859
Free T boost

>> No.17441897
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17441897

>>17437859
Free fulfillment

>> No.17441902

>>17441897
she would be cute if she hadn't gotten those ridiculous AGP tits
A or B cup would have been the best choice
wonder how she passes with her hair tied in a bun

>> No.17441934

I have a dishwasher but I don't use it because I can't fathom things being actually clean without scrubbing them

>> No.17441937

>>17437859
Im not going to say it

>> No.17441951

>>17437766
I gotta do the dishes cause my girlfriend's sister is too fuckin stupid to properly wash dishes, grater still w cheese innit, strainer not clean, fuckin stupid whoore

>> No.17441953

>>17437757
>he doesn’t immediately run to the sink after eating, and splash his plate with hot water to get rid of the grime and then reuses it for the next meal

>> No.17441954

>>17437757
I work as a dishwasher, should I keep going hoping they’ll promote me eventually?

>> No.17441956

>>17441951
>girlfriend's sister
I'll take her

>> No.17441966

>>17441951
In all fairness wire strainers are a bitch to clean

>> No.17441973

>>17437859
Freeman

>> No.17441986

>>17437766
1 spoon
1 bowl
1 pot
+my blender if i make creme soup

takes less than a minute to clean , espeically if you do it right away instead of letting it get dry.

Unless you got a big family , you literally have no excuse , stop being a fucking slob and get to enjoy the satisfaction of getting shit DONE

>> No.17441989

>>17441902
>accelerated graphics port tits
what did he mean by this?

>> No.17441990

>>17441986
oops meant for OP lmao

>> No.17442089

>>17437948
Lol nope. The sex stops after she gets a ring on her finger unless you got lucky and married a nympho. Even then you have to worry about her cheating on you.

>> No.17442128

>>17437859
Free tits

>> No.17442142

>>17437859
Free love
Was too tame for him
UH

>> No.17442154

pots, pans, individual cooking utensils I handwash
plates, bowls, cutlery, etc go in the dishwasher
also anyone who leaves dishes to pile up in the sink is subhuman

>> No.17442160

>>17437859
Free mumia

>> No.17442208

>>17437859
a very expensive divorce

>> No.17442218
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>>17437859
Freeze

>> No.17442257

>>17437859
looking at all the replies to this, i didnt realize there were this many weak cucks in /ck/. muh muh muh wife. cant live without her ;(((

>> No.17442462

are dishwashers actually that bad?
i mean if they didn't work they'd probably stop making them right?

>> No.17442467
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17442467

My dishwasher has been broken for twelve years. I have no desire to get it fixed. I'm afraid to open it, it had dishes in it.

>> No.17442470

>>17442467
Just throw them away. Not your problem.

>> No.17442545

>>17437757
I do them as I cook and wash what I can after the food is plated. I usually only have to wash my plate and silverware when I'm done eating.

>> No.17442603

Just throw some water and soap in the dishes and let them soak in the sink

>> No.17442960

>He can't afford a dishwashing servant

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17443039

Nah, I'm a loner

>> No.17443378
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>>17442603
I fucking hate soakers so much it's unreal

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>>17437948
>>17438090
>>17438330
>>17438518
>>17440263
get some fucking help you psychos. disgusting ostracized ugly freak incels left behind by modern society. why cant you freaks just go away?

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>>17437859
>imagine having a wife
I do, every single night

>> No.17443461

I just let them soak in really hot water for an hour

>> No.17443495

>>17443389
Liberals have less sex than conservatives so you might be on something

>> No.17443506

Throw some music on and it’s seriously not that bad. Also wash shit as you go nigga it’s much easier and faster to clean if it hasn’t been sitting a while

>> No.17443508

>>17443389
What? Does my unsullied penis make you mad?

>> No.17443637

>>17443389
Why not try to help them?

>> No.17444516

>>17437859
free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh

>> No.17444548

>>17440234
based

>> No.17444551
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>>17437859
I simply cannot.

>> No.17444574

>>17441954
If you are a good dishie you can probably become a line cook pretty easily from that, and if your restaurant is too shitty to recognize you someone else will hire you at a better position

>> No.17444677

>>17441954
If you show anything even resembling basic competence they will ask if you want to fill in for some druggie who called out the 6th time that month and you go up from there

>> No.17444736

>>17441902
no way, they need to be bigger

>> No.17444744

>>17443378
>Throw dishes in sink
>Run some really hot water
>Way to hot for my hands
>Shitpost
>Sip beer
>Go outside for cigarette
>Wash a couple dishes
>Throw in more to soak
>Drink
>Smoke
>Shitpost
>Repeat
Deal with it

>> No.17444889

>date an attractive woman who likes doing dishes and cleaning in general
>dump her because she's a drama queen
>after dating other women and talking to other guys find out that's how every woman is except they hate cleaning
>look her up and find out she's married

>> No.17444991

Womens work

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>rinse your plates before you put them in the dishwasher

>> No.17445040

Can someone here tell me if the way I clean dishes is autistic and wrong?

>never use dishwasher at all
>have a spray bottle where I put a decent amount of dish soap, fill rest with water
>I just get a sponge wet, rinse the dish for a second beforehand if necessary, spray each dish with the soapy water, clean with the sponge, rinse off for a second afterwards, then dry with dish towel and put back
>usually hold all utensils until the end to rinse at once

I do this with everything. Forks are the hardest and I literally have to floss the dish towel in between the points of the fork to get all the food out, but otherwise it seems to work fine. I never understood why people need to fill the entire sink with water to do dishes.

I just don't see the point really of the dishwasher. I admit I use cold water so maybe all my stuff is filled with bacteria. But I just remember back with my parents when my father would do the dishes and would literally spend 30-60 minutes doing the dishes in the sink and then put it in the dishwasher. Or how they would put large items (glass storage, mixing bowls, casserole dishes) in the dishwasher so after only a handful of items, the dishwasher is full and they have to run it more often and refused to listen to my logic to stop putting large items in there because it's a waste.

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>>17437859
Haha
Yeah...

>> No.17445677

>>17437757
I just throw mine away and buy more every month or so

>> No.17445688

>>17442467
A hoarder anon? Post kitchen

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>>17437859