/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17433458]

Did you know that this is how they eat hot dogs in Australia?

[Anonymous No.17433465]

Its called a snag and it's because Australians are subhuman

[Anonymous No.17433471]

>hot dogs
That's a sausage sarnie

[Anonymous No.17433474]

>>17433458
I don't see difference

[Anonymous No.17433477]

It's mostly how we feed cheap sausages to our children. The adults get cheap steak between two slices of bread.

[Anonymous No.17433559]

>>17433458
nah yeah cunt

[Anonymous No.17433599]

>>17433458
I do that too when i have no rolls

[Anonymous No.17433607]

>>17433458
explain the difference between a roll and a piece of white bed

[Anonymous No.17433611]

>>17433458
Yes, and I don’t care. shit thread op.

[Anonymous No.17433614]

>>17433458
that's a pork sausage, not a hot dog
a hot dog is the act of putting a frankfurter in a toasted, elongated bun.

[Anonymous No.17433617]

>>17433477
actually this.
is it povvo as fuck?
sure
but you can feed ~10 people for under $10 with nothing but a bbq, small grill or campfire.
ive been to weddings that have cost under $200 because they've done it in the local park and used the public bbqs to feed everyone.

[Anonymous No.17433621]

Did you know that this is how they eat hot dogs in Australia?

[Anonymous No.17433623]

>>17433458
That's just sad.

[Anonymous No.17433624]

>>17433477
this tastes much better and feeds a group of people for under $10 as well.

[Anonymous No.17433626]

>>17433607
A roll has crust on both sides.

[Anonymous No.17433632]

>>17433458
No, that's how we have a sausage sizzle, you retards. Sausage sizzle sausages and hotdogs are two completely different things here you retards.

You're just jealous that we have two kinds of sausage in bread.

[Anonymous No.17433653]

>>17433624
>here you go dad, one gram of chicken on a roll with slaw and mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.17433655]

>>17433632
>You're just jealous that we have two kinds of sausage in bread.

Yeah, I forgot that white bread and sausages are unique to Australia thanks man.

[Anonymous No.17433656]

Did you know that this is how they eat hot dogs in Australia?

[Anonymous No.17433867]

>>17433458
yea i do this when i forget to buy buns

[Anonymous No.17433882]

Hot dogs come in 10 packs and hot dog buns come in 8 packs. Do the math. You gonna just throw away the extra glizzies?

[Anonymous No.17433897]

>>17433458
>no onions
Yeah, that's how pooftas eat their snags.

[Anonymous No.17433903]

>>17433626
I counted two sides with crust

[Anonymous No.17433906]

>>17433882
>Hot dogs come in 10 packs and hot dog buns come in 8 packs.
Buy brands that come in the same quantities, you retard. Buns come in packs of 6 or 12 and so do hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.17433932]

>>17433458
Everyone everywhere has done this. People that claim otherwise are lying.

[Anonymous No.17433934]

>>17433624
The chicken alone costs $9. The premade salad and rolls are each $2.

[Anonymous No.17433949]

>>17433906
You're supposed to eat 40 hot dogs at a time

[Anonymous No.17433964]

>>17433906
https://www.rd.com/article/hot-dogs-buns-pack/

Imagine living life where you are trapped into a specific hotdog/hotdog bun combo. Now imagine the culinary and economic freedom that supplementation of 4 slices of white bread can provide.

[Anonymous No.17433968]

try putting a bbq sausage in a hotdog roll with onion, cheese, pickle and mustard.
you'll never eat another hotdog again.

[Anonymous No.17433986]

>>17433964
I fail to understand if you're complaining or praising the bun to dog ratio. In either case, there are solutions.

[Anonymous No.17433988]

>>17433932
This. It isn't optimum, but it's nothing to complain about and it's pretty tasty still.

[Anonymous No.17434012]

>>17433986
Mentioning it to the guy saying to buy the same brand hot dog/buns. I am saying the work around to the ratio is white bread instead of buying 40 hotdogs/buns

[Anonymous No.17434013]

>>17433458
Yes and no one cares, unless you're such a gutter dweller that you think hot dogs are some sort of precious food item that must be served in some special way.

[Anonymous No.17434017]

>>17433968
>sausage in a hotdog roll with...cheese
The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.17434028]

>>17433882
Do you live in some observational comedian's material from 30 years ago?
Can you finally reveal to what the deal with airline food is?

[Anonymous No.17434111]

>>17433882
>"what's the deal with hot dog buns?"

[Anonymous No.17434135]

It's not a hot dog, hot dogs are a sausage within a bun and are pretty shit desu

[Anonymous No.17434153]

>>17434028
The pages are all mixed up, but near as I can tell is the food is ruined because the plane isn't made out of the same material as the black box.

[Anonymous No.17434173]

>>17434153
keked

[Anonymous No.17434502]

>>17433653
the fuck kind of tiny chickens are you getting?
one of those feeds 4 or 5 people comfortably.
more if there are kids.

>>17433934
yeah my maths is a bit off but still $12 for that combo here.
$6 for a bachelor's handbag after 6pm.

[Anonymous No.17434508]

>>17433458
wow look the eurotard stopped thinking about America for five seconds and now has Australia living rent free in his head now.

[Anonymous No.17434510]

>>17433882
in Australia you buy pork sausages $8 or so for 2kg.
then you just need a loaf or two of bread. if you start running out of bread before sausages then some lucky cunts just get a double sausage

[Anonymous No.17434514]

>>17434028
he was a comedian?
no-one liked him in Aus, everyone thought he was just some unfunny cunt with a boring TV show.
at best everyone would see the first minute or two of Seinfeld after the Simpsons would end at 6:30

[Anonymous No.17434524]

>>17434514
In your limited social circle, maybe. You don't speak for the nation. It got good ratings. And he wasn't talking about Seinfeld specifically, so your lie about not knowing he's a comedian is obvious

[Anonymous No.17434535]

>>17434502
It's the people that are big
t. American

[Anonymous No.17434548]

>>17433458
I actually did this for a quick lunch the ither day since ran out of rolls and french bread. It's not ideal, but whatever works.

[Anonymous No.17434579]

>>17434524
>he's a cityfag
of course you poofters would love a show about a jew living in an expensive apartment
did you unironically watch shit like "everybody loves raymond" as well?

[Anonymous No.17434584]

>>17434535
just dont invite fat cunts?
if i'm having a bbq i'm certainly not inviting the fat cunt that'll eat 5x as much as everyone else.
if I am i'm telling him to bring more food to the party.

[Anonymous No.17434596]

>>17434579
No. If Everybody Loves Raymond seems at all like Seinfeld to you, you don't have a valid opinion on this subject.

[Anonymous No.17434605]

>>17434596
>generic american unfunny sitcom is totally unique you guys!!!
fuck off seppo, did i fucking give you permission to post?

[Anonymous No.17434623]

>>17434605
Not unique, but it draws on totally different traditions and is of a different style from the bulk of American sitcoms of the 80s, 90s, and early 00s.

[Anonymous No.17435303]

>>17433471
>Sarnie
It's a sanga cunt.

[Anonymous No.17435308]

That's not a hot dog, we have both. Does the rest of the world really not do sausage on bread?

[Anonymous No.17435317]

>>17434579
Between meth filled rice paddy NSW towns and Melbourne, I'm mostly prefer Melbourne.
But I can't deny there are some fucking weirdos down here

[Anonymous No.17435320]

>>17433653
The picture is not to scale anon

[Anonymous No.17435393]

Yes and it’s called a sausage snag amerifaggot

[Anonymous No.17435424]

>>17435308
Yeah I did, I'm American. It's more of a poor people only thing here. I grew up eating more than one bar s hot dog on generic white bread.
It comes out to like 15 cents worth of food tops and keeps your stupid kid stomach full when the money is tight.
I'll still do it every once in a while for the nostalgia of it but I can't bring myself to pick up the 88 cent pack of hot dogs anymore

[Anonymous No.17435466]

>>17435424
It's more about the simplicity for social gatherings
Thin snags, white bread, dead horse and all the extra money goes to beer

[Anonymous No.17435533]

>>17433624
this is a better coleslaw

[Anonymous No.17435543]

>>17434510
>triple M

kek
checkouts

[Anonymous No.17435557]

The classic "you're at a pool party but there was only 1 pack of hotdog buns and you were at the back of the line" hot dog

[Anonymous No.17435589]

>>17434605
Oooh you said seppo I bet you heard your dad saying it and thought it was so cool

[Anonymous No.17435740]

>>17435533
yeah i mean you cant really fuck up coleslaw, i just get whatever's fukken goin

>>17435589
cheers cunt, love you too *muah!*

[Anonymous No.17435808]

>>17433624
>tfw you bought this for dinner tonight but forgot the mayo.
it's not fair bros

[Anonymous No.17435825]

>>17435808
Tard who can't cut his own coleslaw on the food and cooking board. Figures.

[Anonymous No.17435828]

>>17435393
no it's a hot dog poopeelian fudgepacker

[Anonymous No.17435865]

>>17435308
OP is classic Australian shitposting. Australians love creating excuses to talk about themselves because they're abnormally insecure about their international irrelevance.

[Anonymous No.17435892]

>>17435825
got it on special, it would cost more for the individual ingredients than the bag.

[Anonymous No.17435893]

>>17433458
Let the chad wurstpappe get into your heart.

[Anonymous No.17435905]

>>17435865
kiwi hobbit hands typed this

[Anonymous No.17435971]

I’m Australian and the best sausage I had was a boerewors made of springbok. Our best cheap sausages here are from ALDI, huge pork ones.

[Anonymous No.17436198]

>>17433458
FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT A FUCKING HOT DOG YOU FUCKING AMERILARD CANCER SHITSTAIN THAT'S A FUCKING SAUSAGE MADE FROM BREADCRUMBS FATTY OFFCUTS AND MEAT MINCED AND STUFFED IN A COLLAGEN CASING NOT YOUR FUCKING LEAN FINELY TEXTURED BEEF ABOMINATION

also, no onions

[Anonymous No.17436203]

>>17434510
I will do this

[Anonymous No.17436211]

>>17434510
a prophet of our times

[Anonymous No.17436251]

>>17433655
no worries mate

[Anonymous No.17436269]

>>17436198
they also boil their hotdogs instead of just frying them at 350 deg C, fucking animals

[Anonymous No.17436278]

>>17433458
hotdogs are trailer trash food anyways. when i was poor trailer trash as a kid and we'd run out of buns i'd sometimes eat my sausages and hot dogs like that too. beats eating it plain with no bread

[Anonymous No.17436365]

hey guys im australian. did you know we swear a lot and have our own slang hardly anyone actually uses? we are so le unique. i heckin love postin my country's (australia) quirky foods so all the big strong americans can see how epic we are

[Anonymous No.17436374]

gonna put a snag on some fairy bread

[Anonymous No.17436395]

Be careful putting onions on your snag! They might fall off and cause somebody to slip on them and fall over!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-14/farmer-applauds-bunnings-onion-advice-after-slip/10496568

[Anonymous No.17436397]

>>17433624
You don't make friends with coleslaw

[Anonymous No.17436427]

>>17433458
The emus should have won

[Anonymous No.17436431]

>>17436397
I am tired of all the fucking uncultured people who persist this opinion that coleslaw sucks. It is literally the only vegetable/salad mixture that I enjoy. Most people who hold this opinion haven't even fucking tried it, or at least tried it in combination with meat or whatever. Anyways with that being said I'll take the box combo but switch out the coleslaw for an extra texas toast

[Anonymous No.17436458]

>>17433458
That's a snag sanga ya big poof

[Anonymous No.17436523]

>>17436365
rent free

[Anonymous No.17436528]

>>17436523
I don't think that means what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.17436559]

>>17433617
Povvo?

Fuck off gay melbourne cunt. Go suck a muslim or chinaman

[Anonymous No.17436610]

>>17434584
wot?

[Anonymous No.17436810]

>>17433614
>>17434510
>pork
the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.17436819]

>>17436365
>did you know we swear a lot and have our own slang hardly anyone actually uses?
This is basically every commonwealth country. Even Canadians swear all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.17436824]

>>17436819
not him and i'm not implying there's anything particularly wrong with it but most countries do not swear anywhere near as much as aussies and people from the UK, especially scottish people. scotts cuss more than anybody i know

[Anonymous No.17436885]

>>17436819
Fuckin hell yeah we do

t. leaf

[Anonymous No.17436901]

>>17436365
Jesus Christ on a bike, go fucken fuck yourself you fucking fuckwit

[Anonymous No.17436909]

>>17436819
Only Ausfailians feel a need to communicate with the global population employing an aggressive tone in their own native gibberish. It's obvious little dog syndrome.

[Anonymous No.17436911]

the unassuming slice of white bread makes a much better ratio of bread to meat than the massive hot dog bun does. americans accuse us of being poor while they bulk up on the carbs.

[Anonymous No.17436915]

>>17436909
if you genuinely think casual swearing is invariably aggressive no matter the actual tone, then how the fuck do you survive on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.17436925]

>>17433458
We do that here in the UK too. Also, just with chips. Sometimes we add brown sauce instead of tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.17436926]

>>17436915
Quite easily. I'm sure you're not 100% across the definition of "aggressive."

[Anonymous No.17436944]

>>17436926
You survive just fine because swearing doesn't actually trigger you, let alone any of the other shit that gets posted, otherwise you'd be on a heavily moderated facebook group for young autistic christians or similar. You're adopting this smug, superior tone because you want to be shitposting in the big leagues but are unfortunately too witless to engage in an actual repartee and you think this might work as a cope. Well, it's unfortunately transparent.

[Anonymous No.17436960]

>>17436944
No, I am extremely bored of Australians. You think you sound cool and funny with your loud and obnoxious posts proclaiming that you're Australian, but you're no better than a ghetto rat spouting ebonics. No other nationality pulls this stupid stunt.

[Anonymous No.17436986]

>>17436960
Frankly, you're going to have to put up with it. I don't think about my tone or verbiage, why the fuck would I? It's a casual imsgeboard, and it would be absolute cuckoldry to consciously think about then modify how I write to appease some mincing loser whose posts read like a negative theatre review in a second rate newspaper.

That I'm upsetting you simply by using a common amount of swearing and the odd unconscious regionalism is a bonus, it's like passive shitposting

[Anonymous No.17438211]

>>17436986
>unconscious
Uh huh. Yeah, we can tell it is totally unorchestrated.

[Anonymous No.17438235]

Apparently it’s not an urban legend that you can’t cook bacon on a sausage grill or whatever.
I’m not trying to understand this shit.

[Anonymous No.17438548]

>>17436365
literally everyone swears more and has more sex than amerilards, they're a commune of puritans and faux-aristocratic slaveowners.

[Anonymous No.17438557]

>>17433458
you only do this when you're out of buns

[Anonymous No.17438561]

>>17438235
It's so they don't trigger Muslims, same reason they only sell beef snags.

[Anonymous No.17438562]

>>17436431
>switch out the coleslaw for an extra texas toast
Enjoy that iron turd two weeks from now

[Anonymous No.17438568]

>>17433903
u counted wrong

[Anonymous No.17438653]

>>17438548
Post birth rate

[Anonymous No.17438656]

>>17438653
3.01 births per woman

[Anonymous No.17438661]

>>17438656
Give Miss Okonkwo and Mrs. Chang my congratulations

[Anonymous No.17438668]

>>17436365
based lad
>>17438548
cringe kiwi

[Anonymous No.17438730]

>>17434510
Why not just use a roll designed for sausages?

[Anonymous No.17438736]

>>17434605
Free men don’t ask for permission

[Anonymous No.17438834]

>>17436810
>he buys beef sausages
ever wondered why no-one ever wants to come over to yours for a bbq mate?

[Anonymous No.17438877]

>>17438668
britposting cringetard