/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17430562]

>not my problem

[Anonymous No.17430573]

>>17430562
I got hunted down by a wagie that tried to force me to buy cheese I had left in the bread section

[Anonymous No.17430580]

remember when they used put taped arrows on the floor to control direction of traffic in 2020?

[Anonymous No.17430583]

*beep boop*
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17430584]

>>17430562
Based

[Anonymous No.17430607]

>>17430562
not the smartest thing to do with all the supply issues going on

[Anonymous No.17430706]

>

[Anonymous No.17430712]

>>17430562
>the markup for store waste is not my problem
were you raised in a formerly communist country?

[Anonymous No.17430733]

>>17430712
>markup
Kek. I don't buy shit. I steal everything. You're never going to make it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17430740]

>>17430706
doing shit like OP is 1 million times worse than leaving cart in an empty parking lot.

[Anonymous No.17430749]

>>17430562
So what am I actually meant to do with old oil? I usually only cook in a way that all the oil ends up on the food but I got some I need to dispose of now

[Anonymous No.17430754]

>>17430733
unfathomably based fuck billionaires

[Anonymous No.17430757]

>>17430749
Put it in some kind of disposable container and throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.17430780]

>>17430757
Why not just put the olive oil container into the trash rather than transferring to another container?

[Anonymous No.17430850]

>>17430584

[Anonymous No.17430860]

>>17430580
i remember when super markets didnt have toilet paper
gosh, i hate that i feel nostalgic for something that happened 2 years ago

wait
>2020 was 2 years ago
god, it still feels like it was just yesterday

[Anonymous No.17430871]

>>17430562
I hope whoever did that flavorless food and IBS

[Anonymous No.17430924]

>>17430580
a lot of places still have them except now theyre all dirty and ripped up from being stepped on for 2 years i dont know why they dont just get rid of them

[Anonymous No.17431015]

>>17430573
good.
fuck assholes like you.
in a perfect world an alarm would go off until you put it back in place, and if you dont, ban your fucking ass.

and fuck Israel.

[Anonymous No.17431023]

>>17431015
>karen posting this hard

[Anonymous No.17431140]

Why is it important whose problem it is again?
I lost the memo.

[Anonymous No.17431747]

[Anonymous No.17431754]

>>17430562
Whoever does this needs to be raped by a pack of roaming Italians

[Anonymous No.17431793]

>>17430562
As a wagie, I have put these back warm
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.17431795]

>>17430749
Dig a hole in your yard. Fill it with rocks. Dump oil innit

[Anonymous No.17432236]

>>17431754
it's just sugar water.

[Anonymous No.17432238]

>>17430580
I always went in the opposite direction lol

[Anonymous No.17432239]

>acting like a nigger
Wow so cool and based OP!

[Anonymous No.17432241]

>>17430749
I soak it up with raw oats and use it as birdfeed

[Anonymous No.17432603]

>>17431754
those are called gypsies

[Anonymous No.17432644]

>>17430749
Pour it into the toilet

[Anonymous No.17432653]

>people are getting upset by this
Do you guys actually go halfway across the store just to put the salsa back on the correct shelf? You know the store employees get paid for a reason, right?

[Anonymous No.17432672]

>>17432653
They don't bring it back, who knows how long the food has been there.
Misplaced frozen or refrigerated food or dairy is written as a loss.

[Anonymous No.17432678]

>>17432653
How often do you take a gallon of milk when you don't plan to buy it?

[Anonymous No.17432679]

>>17431747
i hope you get banned

[Anonymous No.17432695]

>>17430706
>cart can't move
>can't smash anons car

I see no problem here

[Anonymous No.17432696]

>>17430706
Not returning the trolley is weak shit.

Literally showing you have no self control and can't be expected to contribute to a polite society without threat of punishment

[Anonymous No.17432753]

>>17432653
No I just don't grab items I don't intend to buy, if I'm going to the grocery store it's with a purpose so even if I don't have a list I know for the most part what I need and am not grabbing unnecessary shit. Like how do you even get into a situation where you grab a gallon of milk only to realize you didn't actually need it sometime later?

[Anonymous No.17432761]

>>17432678
>>17432672
>>17432753
Not milk, sure, but other things.

[Anonymous No.17432811]

>>17430562
Based

[Anonymous No.17432816]

>>17430860
toilet paper stage was comfy because everyone was still mildly concerned about covid until we realized it was a jewish psyop

[Anonymous No.17432829]

>>17432816
>toilet paper stage was comfy because everyone was still mildly concerned about covid until we realized it was a jewish psyop
this.
I watched "The Last Man On Earth" starring Vincent Price while I took stock of my hoard terlet paper and food. very comfy times and I never doubted for one minute that I'd survive.

[Anonymous No.17432840]

>>17431747
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

[Anonymous No.17432871]

>>17432816
Part of my job at the start of it was to analyse leaked videos coming out of china

>Saw people standing normally then dropping dead without warning
>Hazmat suits everywhere
>People being sprayed with god knows what

I watched hours of this stuff and was legit scared because at the time we thought it was only in China and had no idea what it'd do to our populations

Then it emerged the "leaks" were done intentionally by the CCP to gauge Western response

They need to be glassed and the survivors given opium and bayonetted as they lay in their stupor

[Anonymous No.17432881]

>>17432871
Are you usually so easily fooled, CIA?

[Anonymous No.17432888]

>>17432881
I don't work for the CIA, so we had no intel on it. And I'm not part of the tribe, so even the bin lids wouldn't tell me anything

[Anonymous No.17432896]

>>17432888
Ok, CIA.

[Anonymous No.17432927]

>>17432896
You wouldn't accuse me of being a glowie when my username is BasedRacist1488 would you?

[Anonymous No.17432929]

>>17432927
Of course not, non-gov't fren!

[Anonymous No.17432963]

>>17430580
they lifted those up because nobody followed them within like a week

[Anonymous No.17432972]

>>17430562
I want a world where people who do this can be executed on the spot. Imagine how much better society would be.

[Anonymous No.17432982]

>>17432963
I made it a point to ignore those. Loved having normies part like the Red Sea for me the maskless Chad.

[Anonymous No.17432987]

>>17432653
did you know that stores calculate how much money is being wasted both for products they have to toss out and for employees they have to pay to fix this, and they raise prices for the consumer to make it up

[Anonymous No.17432990]

>>17432972
Just for your post, I will "misplace" ice cream.

[Anonymous No.17433062]

>>17432972
damn, ive never seen a post with such edge

[Anonymous No.17433148]

>>17432972
you want to live in a world run by redditors?

[Anonymous No.17433156]

>>17431015
My rights don't end where your feelings begin.

[Anonymous No.17433166]

>>17432987
>bottom lines exist
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.17433175]

>>17432982
I knocked a dude straight on his ass for doing that. If I have to obey the rules, everyone does.

I don't care about the virus or the vaccine or anything, and just do whatever's easiest to fucking get on with my life, but when I see some fag anti-vaxx, anti-rule, anti-compliance, anti-everything cunt whining and sharting about his "freedoms" to enter someone else's business and do as he likes, he gets dealt on. I've

>tipped over shopping carts
>smashed car windows with crushed porcelain
>shoved five people, three of whom fell straight on their asses
>punched two
>pulled a woman by her hair to the ground
>been arrested once and prosecuted zero (0) times

Usually it comes in the context of some crying fag arguing with a group of people, then I provoke his faggot, bitch-made ass until he does something stupid and I can get away with using force against him. Otherwise I pretend it was an accident or follow the person into the parking lot, etc.

It's actually been fun. I'm glad there are fags as dumb and useless as you in the world. You're great punching bags and no one cares what happens to you.

[Anonymous No.17433201]

>>17430580
it was quite hilarious of them to briefly pretend america was a civilized society that followed rules of courtesy for the benefit of others, a quick glance at the shopping cart stalls would have enlightened them

[Anonymous No.17433217]

>>17433201
>Noooooooo you have to follow the rules because... WELL YOU JUST HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.17433221]

>>17433175
...and then everybody clapped
Sure buddy

[Anonymous No.17433249]

>>17432696
if i self checkout or have to bag myself i don't return the cart fuck you i'm not working for free

[Anonymous No.17433269]

>>17433156
>HAHHA I made a post that contains the /ck/ humor genre
>HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17433280]

>>17433175
no you didn't faggot stop trying to live out your weird power fantasy on a basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.17433299]

>>17430749
>simmer some water in a pot
>put bowl containing old oil over pot
>melt and warm to a liquid
>oil/lard won't burn with this method
>once a liquid, pour into a cup
>chug
>mess (You) and problem (You) gone
>crowds of plumbers and landlord cheer
>world is a better place

[Anonymous No.17433300]

>>17430706

[Anonymous No.17433303]

>>17433201
how does walking in autistic directions benefit others?

[Anonymous No.17433309]

>>17433300
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17433620]

>>17433175
>I knocked a dude straight on his ass for doing that
Sure.
Now dial-8

[Anonymous No.17433696]

>>17430706
If I’m driving my beat up work truck I’ll ram loose carts out of the way. A couple times they’ve gone flying into parked cars. Not my problem

[Anonymous No.17433726]

>>17431015
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.17433746]

>>17430562
Open those fucking cheetos and dump the milk in

Scream "THIS DOESN'T GO THERE!" as you throw the carton to the ground, pouring the sogged up puffs. Then jump into the mess, stamping and splashing milk n puffs everywhere. Then, please slip and piss your pants while seething, hissing and snarling at anyone brave enough to stop your tirade against this utter misjustice.

[Anonymous No.17433813]

>hide eggs, yogurt and ice cream on top shelves then reface
>remove and crumple price tags from the shelf strip
>remove security tags from shaving products and reapply on black hair products
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17433818]

>>17433746
how did you think of this scenario?

[Anonymous No.17433826]

>>17431015
Wage wage back in the cagie

[Anonymous No.17433848]

>>17433818
i didnt just think it
i lived it

[Anonymous No.17433866]

>>17433848
how was it

[Anonymous No.17433872]

>>17433866
A brave American man shed a single tear and said, "Son, you make me proud, standing up to the man and the wage cucks at the same time"

[Anonymous No.17434575]

>>17430580
This was the most fucking retard thing. I didn't enforce them at all, and took them off the floor in like a month, against corporate guidelines. It didn't even serve the intended purpose. Initially the main goal was to make sure people stayed 6 foot apart, but by corralling them into aisles in a single direction, people ended up getting closer to each other more often than they would otherwise. People shop at different speeds. You constantly had traffic jams on the aisles, people fighting over one another. It worked better when people could just self organize and maintain distance in their own way.

[Anonymous No.17434857]

Yes, I do leave 12 packs of soda in the freezer section.

[Anonymous No.17435942]

>>17430573
you should have beat the shit out of them and raped them in front of the whole store

[Anonymous No.17435969]

>>17431140
not my job to tell you
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17435970]

>>17433175
Yeah sure, buddy

[Anonymous No.17436225]

>>17435969
no thanks

[Anonymous No.17436243]

>>17430562
the retro packaging on the puffs is neat

[Anonymous No.17436372]

>>17430562
I'm the store manager I call security and make you pay for the milk. Also you're forbidden from entering the store anymore.

[Anonymous No.17436389]

Who else here leaves the cart in middle of the road so people have to drive around it to avoid it/move it to the side?

[Anonymous No.17436425]

>>17436389
>on the mountain towns in colorado you can find a walmart
>one thing i learned about wetback minorities is how they treat carts
>now imagine a bus stop in a city where public transit is not only free, but essential
>now imagine this bus stop atop a fairly steep hill
>now imagine about 50 or so minorities shopping at walmart for their big ass families
>now imagine this gross cigarette smoker perched on a rock ledge aside this bus stop
>he's tired, kinda glum after learning some horrible news on his first day in town
>he lights up a ciggy
>takes a puff or two, breathing in the mountain air
>he tries to nudge one of the 50+ carts slightly to get more comfortable
>1 slips loose
you should try it if you're ever on I-70. i stopped mine from causing any trouble. but i actively encourage you to try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEnp3A7juRI

[Anonymous No.17436426]

>>17433175
based, nobody at any of the stores I go to ever throw hissyfits. I wish I could tell one of them to shut the fuck up nobody cares you little bitch but people here are just normal I guess and don't ever have autistic breakdowns about common courtesies

[Anonymous No.17436713]

>>17432653
Why the fuck would you put something in your cart that you don't actually want to buy, wheel it around the store and then put it back somewhere else you insufferable retard god I hate you

[Anonymous No.17436747]

>>17430580
Remember when the Chinese government welded apartment buildings doors shut

[Anonymous No.17436750]

>>17430580
Picked up a few and spun them around, people were stuck in aisle 8 for hours!

[Anonymous No.17436756]

>>17433166
It is your problem when you're paying more you stupid fuck. Why are NotMyProblemers so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17436762]

>>17432653
I mean I'm not a retard that puts things in my cart I don't intend to buy

[Anonymous No.17437110]

>>17430706
>become ungovernable

[Anonymous No.17437171]

>>17430580
Stores near me didn't do that but some did implement special procedures for checkout and I kind of miss some of them. For instance my usual grocery store cordoned off every register but the self-checkout so you had 1 line then got directed to a register when you got to the front of that line. People with 15 items or less got directed to that section then they'd direct people with a bunch of items to the same registers so if you only had like 30 items you were only behind other people with a similar amount. Checkout times actually improved over the pre-pandemic era, at least for me. No more being stuck behind old people buying 3000 things and I also avoided getting stuck behind the faggots panic buying everything they could get their hands on.

My usual liquor store kept their only measure which is a designated aisle for the single checkout line from which a register would call you, which I prefer. If you're on the purple square then you're next, fuck where anyone else is standing.

[Anonymous No.17437206]

>>17433300
I've long felt like there should be a related parking lot trash can theory. Stores near me used to have trash cans in the parking lots near the cart returns. Then people started bringing their trash from home or emptying their entire cars into the cans so now the cans are gone. On the other hand I've seen people within 10ft. of public trash cans toss their shit on the ground. There's gotta be a PhD in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.17437221]

>>17432653
>>17433062
>>17433148
Where’s the edge? Since when r*dditards are the caring members of the society? Have you seen the aftermaths of their rallies? Degenerates should be whipped, you literally have nothing to fear unless you’re a degenerate in which case fuck off back to a forest

[Anonymous No.17437442]

[Anonymous No.17437457]

>>17432696
Oohhhh wagie!! push my cart cuck!

[Anonymous No.17437468]

>>17433300
this so fucking and gay and alsor retarded. just because you push our cart like a good boy doesn't mean you can't be a bad person

[Anonymous No.17437477]

>>17430562
>Cheetos

I just came back from the store and hopped straight on /ck/ looking for a Cheetos thread to tell you how overrated they are. Just saw them for sale for the first time in my country and got a pack. Literal trash. Americans always lie.

[Anonymous No.17437486]

>>17430706

I bring a socket wrench with me and loosen a cart everytime I leave

[Anonymous No.17437492]

>>17437486
And what happens? A wheel just falls off and the dude gets a different cart?

[Anonymous No.17437512]

>>17430706
I always put shopping carts adjacent to my lot to prevent Faggots from parking to close to me.

[Anonymous No.17437667]

>>17433201
>Following retarded rules just for the sake of it is "benefitting others"

[Anonymous No.17437675]

>>17437512
Just turn your wheel really far to the right, people will be afraid to park next to you.

[Anonymous No.17437684]

>>17430573
kys

[Anonymous No.17437688]

>>17432653
salsa is pasteurized and fine for days on a shelf at room temperature, milk is not. I'm a lazy bastard but I would at least put it in the nearest fridge even if it's not for the item.

[Anonymous No.17437696]

>>17437468
Is this what passes as critical thinking in zoomer world?

[Anonymous No.17437699]

not my problem.

[Anonymous No.17437702]

>>17433300
this screenshot is shared by every single one of my normie friends on facebook, this is SFW reddit 4chan for normies embarassing

[Anonymous No.17437797]

>>17433696
no you don't.

[Anonymous No.17437819]

>>17433300
they hated him because he spoke the truth

[Anonymous No.17437873]

>>17433175
>muh "someone else's business"
The supermarket is a public forum if it's the only place I can buy food. Don't bother arguing because I refuse to read any replies.

[Anonymous No.17437888]

>>17437702
>facebook
You should go right back there and tell them that you think they're all big oof yikes cringe bruh frfr no cap on god.

[Anonymous No.17437889]

>>17433175
sure you do pal

[Anonymous No.17437890]

>>17433813
>black hair products
You have a license to steal and burn anything you want anyway, why bother pussyfooting around?

[Anonymous No.17438059]

>>17430562
>lick ice cream
>hurr not my problem

[Anonymous No.17438579]

>>17430580
That was hilarious.
I'd find an aisle with a couple of people in it, and deliberately enter from the opposite direction.
They'd visibly panic by attempting to walk back out of the aisle is they were close to the end, or if they were midway, they'd huddle against the shelf.
Regardless, I did it just to fuck with people, crop dusting them as often as possible, sometimes audibly.

[Anonymous No.17438597]

>>17433300
This is wrong tho. They make you put a coin to unlock the cart and you only get it back if you return it.

[Anonymous No.17438613]

>>17433813

[Anonymous No.17438669]

>>17430754
>docks wagie pay to make up for lost profit
Heh, nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.17438681]

>>17430562
Even worse
>some "concerned citizen" decides to take it back to the milk section after it's been sitting out on the shelf getting warm all day

[Anonymous No.17438690]

>>17433175

[Anonymous No.17438694]

>>17433156
but your rights do end where my foodbourne illness begins from your shitty habits

[Anonymous No.17438701]

>>17438059
this is why i never buy ice cream from a company that doesn't have the courtesy to seal their product with a tamper proof lid

[Anonymous No.17438722]

>>17432672
I can see a trailer park boys episode being written about this
>"so basically cory and trevor just take some stuff from the freezer section and put it on a shelf somewhere. it's not stealing if you don't leave the store with it. then I come along and take it for free since it's already written off as a lost or some shit. its genius!

[Anonymous No.17438726]

>>17433175
post body

[Anonymous No.17438812]

>>17438579
And then everybody clapped.

[Anonymous No.17439077]

>>17438812
It gets better at the self checkout.
>muffled sulphuric blowtorch that's lit for 10 seconds right before you put the groceries in the cart
>the next customer has to endure the fallout

[Anonymous No.17439088]

>>17430580
I live in an area heavily populated with ethnic retards who couldn't figure it out

[Anonymous No.17439228]

>>17433062
>such edge
I realize most people here are 14 years old so for them the senitment seems like an edgy faggot kid that wants to stand out. What you will learn as you get older is it goes like this:
1. Young, naive, cheerful
2. Adolescent, edgy, pessimistic
3. Young adult, naive, optimistic
4. Adult, realistic, filled with hate
Once you get to to #4 it's not "edgy" anymore, I mean if it weren't against the law I would literally shoot people who did this kind of shit and I would feel good about it. As an adult I have absolutely 0 patience for these waste of life pieces of shit making everyone elses' lives harder for their own convenience.

[Anonymous No.17439243]

>>17431015
>>17437684
>>17433726
>>17433269
>>17438694
I can't believe you're seething this hard on company time. We have misplaced cheese on aisle 3 dumbass! now move it!

[Anonymous No.17439258]

>>17430607
This, I was gonna say do this with some globohomo black lives matter NBA oreo ice cream or something, not life-sustaining milk.

[Anonymous No.17439266]

>>17433696
Lmao i do this but with my moms car fuck her

[Anonymous No.17439277]

>>17439228
Even though you’re correct, you chose a nigger thing to hate the world over. Hate the retarded mentality of “I have to do the grocer’s job for them” more than you hate the person whose time is more valuable than a wagie. You’re a nigger

[Anonymous No.17439300]

>>17430749
I throw it on my lawn. Grass always gets thicker around that spot in the summer and I always have to tell the dogs not to lick it.

[Anonymous No.17439314]

>>17439277
I guarantee that any random grocery store worker's life is much more valuable than yours, you trash

[Anonymous No.17439324]

>>17431754
>Italians
>needing to rape
Hoaaaaah this guy ova hea what awe we some ape-lookin moulingans?? The gatses on this guy, he's gat a lotta bawls, statazit before I give you a slap, nah you're a good sport. Seeya round. *fucks your gf*

[Anonymous No.17439325]

>>17439324
found the seething italian retard

[Anonymous No.17439327]

They don't pay me, therefore it is my sacred duty to behave like a rabid fucking animal that would get the fucking shit beat out of me if I behaved that way enough in real life.

[Anonymous No.17439341]

>>17439327
back in the good old days a member of the tribe that inconvenienced everyone else with their selfishness would just be exiled or, for more serious offenses, just killed. There's a lot of good things to come from liberalizing and living in larger groups, but the shitters also get away with a lot more than in the old days would have gotten them thrown off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.17439345]

>>17439327
*goes to your favorite store and takes a shit in the urinal*

[Anonymous No.17439444]

>>17433175
>It's actually been fun. I'm glad there are fags as dumb and useless as you in the world. You're great punching bags and no one cares what happens to you.

Why do I get the feeling that you're the exact opposite and you actually let people step all over you in these situations?

[Anonymous No.17439457]

>>17436747
real talk, I member

[Anonymous No.17439469]

>>17432972
Episode of Justice League where an evil version of the JL arrest/incarcerate people for anything, like dumb shit like being pushy with a waiter at a restarant.

[Anonymous No.17439478]

>>17439258
even if stores dont raise cost to cover these losses that is still one less jug of milk that someone who needed it couldve accessed had faggots like OP did not exist plus that person will need to drive somewhere else to score milk if they needed it urgently.

[Anonymous No.17439484]

>>17436756
Doomers and blackpillers are cuckolds. #NotMyProblem originated with ruining a jewish landlords drains from a place you temporarily leased. Destroying milk and saying "not my problem" isn't using the meme correctly and is just weird and ignorant, like torturing an animal. For what fucking purpose?

[Anonymous No.17439504]

>>17439478
I literally said dont do it with milk. No one has ever or will ever urgently need some politically-inspired flavor of sugar paste.
DESTROY POLITICAL PRODUCTS.

[Anonymous No.17439507]

>>17430580
Never wore the mask. Never got the jab. Never followed the arrows. Never social distanced. Disobeyed the lockdown.

I’m still alive.

[Anonymous No.17439513]

>>17430562
>>17433813
>Go to the bread isle.
>Find the most expensive bag of loaf bread.
>Cut open a hole in the end of the bag
>Get hard.
>Slam your cock into the bag of bread
>Thrust your meat as hard as you can while boomers watch.
>Screech as loud as you possibly can.
>Throw the bag back on the shelf.
>Leave the store.

[Anonymous No.17439517]

>>17439507
It's almost like it was all fake and a political war tactic.

[Anonymous No.17439540]

>>17439504
>Scour the grocery store for things to be mad about because you can't distinguish between the internet and meatspace
>Intentionally take something out out of a cooler and misplace it
>Underpaid drone has to clean up your mess
>You and everyone else pays some unimaginably small fraction of a cent for this transgression
>GUYS I'M STOPPING WHITE GENOCIDE!

[Anonymous No.17439827]

>>17430706
muh nigguh!

[Anonymous No.17439835]

>>17430860
I remember when toilet paper came in a variety of colors and prints.

[Anonymous No.17439859]

>>17432987
do you have any idea how much food stores throw away because it's slightly blemished or to close to a "sell by date"? back in the 80's when I was a poor and we dumpster dived (before they got compactors) we got piles of produce that had nothing wrong with it. bananas that had just started to get ripe. oranges, sacks of onions with one bad onion in them. same for potatoes.

[Anonymous No.17439864]

>>17432972
I'm guessing you'd be one of the first.

[Anonymous No.17439868]

>>17433175
nobody at any store I went to at that time paid any attention to the arrows, and neither did I.

[Anonymous No.17439871]

The coin in the trolley is a tip for the wagie who has to put it back. I always leave them next to my car. Especially the Costco ones because they are huge.

[Anonymous No.17439895]

>>17437206
over the years stores have become lazy.
>there used to be people that wrangled carts now the consumer is expected to do it.
>there used to be multiple cashiers now there's only one or 2 and your expected to self checkout.
>baggers used to bag your groceries and load your car, now the consumer has to do that (yes bag the groceries) because they can't get anyone to do that type of work.

[Anonymous No.17439906]

>>17433300
Anyone who disagrees with this is clearly trolling.

[Anonymous No.17439907]

>>17439228
if it was legal I'd shoot you for shooting them... oh wait it is legal.

[Anonymous No.17439915]

>>17439871
I'd leave the cart in the parking lot with a big ol' booger on the quarter.

[Anonymous No.17439924]

>>17433300
>>17439906
Yeah, in a high-trust, functional society why not?
But in reality I'd rather make the tranny wagie who works there's life worse and harder so they maybe go to bed earlier and molest less children online.
Or the boomer who threw her children out at 18 and got a reverse mortgage and left them with nothing.
Have fun trying to catch your breath heaving all my carts back, you selfish old twat.

[Anonymous No.17439942]

>>17439895
I'd rather just do everything myself. Less chance of a wagie to fuck something up. Did you know in Oregon they won't even let you pump your own gas? Christ...

[Anonymous No.17439968]

>>17439942
>wont let you pump gas
What does that mean.

[Anonymous No.17439979]

>>17439968
It's illegal to get out of your car, put the pump into the side, and fill it with gasoline. You have to get a wagie to do it for you.

[Anonymous No.17439982]

>>17430583
Story?

[Anonymous No.17439986]

>>17439979
>It's illegal to get out of your car
WHAT Oregon U.S.??
Never heard of this, I would just get out anyway. I dont understand why???? What if you need to go get butts or something? WTF.

[Anonymous No.17440268]

>>17430580
even as someone who took covid regular amount of serious, I never listened to the stupid grocery arrows.

[Anonymous No.17440380]

>>17430562
You dont return the trolley do you animal?

[Anonymous No.17440456]

>>17439986
It's an old law from the 50's. Gas station pumps used to be kind of dangerous so they wanted someone trained to be handling them. Most states got rid of the laws in the 70's cause pumps got much safer and there was no need anymore. Retarded boomers in Oregon and New Jersey have kept the laws around to protect jobs or whatever retarded shit, I dunno. It's starting to be phased out in Oregon finally.

[Anonymous No.17440458]

>>17432653
If you're such a lazy fucking nigger, just hand the cashier the salsa at checkout and tell them you're not getting it so somebody else can put it back. Nobody is getting paid to go on a scavenger hunt for your bullshit. Especially when it's something like cheese that goes bad when not refrigerated.

[Anonymous No.17440709]

>>17439827
you certainly are a nigger, yes

[Anonymous No.17440840]

>>17433156
No, they end when I take your life from you for being a useless lower life form.

[Anonymous No.17440859]

>>17440840
How's a cuck going to do that? Passive aggressive me to death?

[Anonymous No.17440874]

>>17440456
>Gas station pumps used to be kind of dangerous
How so? So long as there aren't any fumes, nothing goes BOOF. You can smoke around gas and put your cigarette out in it, you just don't want to be doing it in high heat when it's spread out all over the place. Attendants or not, wetting down the place regularly to help prevent static ignition was part of the job.

[Anonymous No.17440892]

>>17440874
I'm guessing they were just janky hoses that squirted gas everywhere. No one knew how to use them, a lot of customers probably felt uncomfortable trying to use them. You've grown up around gas pumps the concept seems simple enough to you, back then it was probably some new and scary thing for the average person.

[Anonymous No.17441506]

>>17439895
My local Wal Mart has a deal with the local 'tard preserve so not only do they have people wrangling the carts, its someone who experiences it as the highest achievement in their life. The wrangled have become the wranglers.

[Anonymous No.17441520]

>>17433300
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.17441619]

>>17430580
nope. stores in my town just put a "stand here" dots spaced 6 feet apart. never saw anyone ever stand on them or space out.

[Anonymous No.17441624]

>>17430706
if you buy more than you can carry you need to die. "but i have a family" then you have already lost.

[Anonymous No.17441632]

>>17438597
Only aldi does that it's so annoying, it attracts a bunch of homeless drug addicts who just bother you to return your cart to get the quarter. I swear everytime I've been to an Aldi there's like 3 of them harassing people

[Anonymous No.17441643]

>>17430562
porch monkey filth

[Anonymous No.17441648]

>>17436713
Bc I'm too poor so sometimes i have to do the math and put things back if I don't have enough to afford it

[Anonymous No.17441665]

>>17432653
i only pick up things i am going to buy.

[Anonymous No.17441666]

>>17439504
God I hate kikes so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.17441671]

>>17430706
why are americans so lazy

[Anonymous No.17441674]

>>17441666
The most based post on seak.

[Anonymous No.17441690]

>go to supermarket to buy one of those gift boxes of chocolates for my mum
>75% of them are opened and have had chocolates looted from them
"Not my problem" my fucking arse. People turn into absolute animals in supermarkets

[Anonymous No.17441959]

>>17441666
Checked. Ben n Jerries tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.17441976]

>>17433175

Lol, you haven't done shit and you won't do shit.

[Anonymous No.17442052]

>>17439942
yes I found out while driving through. they had retards pumping gas. I asked why I can't pump my own gas and was told it was a "safety" issue.

Tard starts my gas pumping then walks away to pump other gas leaving my nozzle un-attended.

[Anonymous No.17442062]

>>17439986
can confirm when I was driving through oregon. also new jersey was like this (don't know if it still is).

though on one occasion I didn't know I was in oregon and started pumping my gas guy came out and said I wasn't supposed to but didn't stop me.

>>17440874
now it's works program and old people love it.

>>17441506
Fry's here does the same thing but lately there is a lack of tards.

>>17441619
I had some bitch at safeway shit her pants because I put my stuff on the conveyor before she finished bagging hers. The rule had been rescinded but she had a fit.

>>17441624
I don't live by your fascist rules.

[Anonymous No.17442071]

>>17441624
What?

[Anonymous No.17442080]

>>17439504
I like how they say "empower" when all that really means is restrict the rights of whites. Civil rights didnt give anyone any rights, just legally took away the rights of white people.

[Anonymous No.17442094]

>>17436747
They were still doing that this year

[Anonymous No.17442096]

>>17436750
Kek

[Anonymous No.17442102]

>>17436747
>armed military personelle stationed outside McDonalds in Australia
Worst timeline.

[Anonymous No.17442130]

>>17430749
I dump it over the fence in my backyard

[Anonymous No.17442140]

>>17430749
Ants love it dump it in sand (not onto the anthill obviously).

[Anonymous No.17442143]

>>17430580

lmao at all the replies from liars saying they never followed the arrows. I remember that shit clearly and everyone was a mask wearing dipshit following those damn arrows. I know because I waltzed into those places never wearing a mask (i literally had a lady come up to me and ask how I got away without wearing one once) and never followed the arrows. So I was very aware of how I was the only one doing the opposite of what I was "supposed" to do. And I know all you assholes fell hard for the covid meme. Now suddenly it's cool/acceptable to laugh it off as a crazy time. Fuck all of you fake ass niggas. Every one of you can't cook for shit too.

[Anonymous No.17442148]

>>17438579
fat

[Anonymous No.17442168]

>lmao at all the replies from liars saying they never followed the arrows. I remember that shit clearly and everyone was a mask wearing dipshit following those damn arrows. I know because I waltzed into those places never wearing a mask (i literally had a lady come up to me and ask how I got away without wearing one once) and never followed the arrows. So I was very aware of how I was the only one doing the opposite of what I was "supposed" to do. And I know all you assholes fell hard for the covid meme. Now suddenly it's cool/acceptable to laugh it off as a crazy time. Fuck all of you fake ass niggas. Every one of you can't cook for shit too.

[Anonymous No.17442358]

>>17442168
behold the covid hipster

[Anonymous No.17442364]

>>17442143
behold the covid hipster

[Anonymous No.17442368]

>>17439228
I went grocery shopping this morning and left my cart next to where I parked. in memory of you.

[Anonymous No.17442374]

>>17442080
Exactly. Ethnic cohesion is a natural right for any people. To tell Whites they can't discriminate on those who live in their community, you're telling them their ethnic group doesn't exist. The struggle for white ethnic self-determination has been purposely misrepresented as something oppressive or unjust by our enemies who wish to destroy us. The most important civil rights movement of our age is white racial awakening.

[Anonymous No.17442380]

>>17442374
Very based

[Anonymous No.17442394]

>>17432653
I don't remember the last time I decided against buying something and just put it back where ever I was. I've never left perishables anywhere. Fuck you, nigger.