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Anonymous Mon Feb 14 19:53:58 2022 No.17430088 [Reply] [Original]

>literally everyone tells me to make homemade mayo if I want a REAL good mayo
>hurr durr its easy as fuck
>decide to try it, just mix a few eggs with some slowly poured sunflower oil and some salt
>managed to bring it up to the right texture and THICCCness, all looks good
>tastes actually decent, but also kinda fucking BITTER

what the F*CK did I do wrong?!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 19:55:55 2022 No.17430091 >>17430088 You used sunflower oil like a retard, good job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 19:56:24 2022 No.17430092 >>17430088 Try with caper next time

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 19:57:18 2022 No.17430096 >>17430091 thats what I was supposed to use, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 19:57:24 2022 No.17430097 >This goy is still eating seed oils lmao Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:08:51 2022 No.17430137 >sunflower oil hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:10:11 2022 No.17430145 >>17430088 I only use genuine Sperm Whale oil in my mayonnaise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:11:06 2022 No.17430150 >>17430096 Sub out the sunflower oil, sub in cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:12:10 2022 No.17430158 eggs sunflower oil salt SUGAR vinegar mustard

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:15:19 2022 No.17430168 >>17430088 should have used CBD oil

Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:19:34 2022 No.17430180

>>17430158
>SUGAR
oh, forgot that, I guess..
>>17430158
>vinegar
I suqeezed some lemon, that should work too, right?
>>17430158
>mustard
ughh didnt even think about it. do I just, like put a spoonful of regular, store-brought mustart or do I need to get some mustard seends or powder or some shit?

Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:24:00 2022 No.17430195

>>17430180
Mustard powder or dijon. Lemon works fine, but vinegar is easier to standardize a recipe because lemons have different acidity lemon to lemon.

Apparently a dash of heavy cream is great in mayo.

Walnut oil makes great mayo. Any oil with flavor will have that flavor amplified when mayo-ified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:24:39 2022 No.17430199 >>17430180 I do vinegar + lemon juice you could prob get away with just lemon juice. As for mustard use what you feel like no laws here I just squeeze whatever is at hand. You can get creative with like roasted garlic paste and other stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 20:32:19 2022 No.17430226 >>17430088 >what the F*CK did I do wrong?!? mayo

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 21:32:20 2022 No.17430380 >>17430088 Look up the ingredient list of store-bought mustard

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 21:33:41 2022 No.17430386 >>17430088 Mayo expert here. What the fuck is sunflower oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 21:40:46 2022 No.17430426 >>17430386 it's oil made from sunflower seeds "expert" my ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 21:40:48 2022 No.17430428 >>17430386 Elon musk harvests the oil of flowers growing on the sun. Brings them back to earth, tortures monkeys with the oil, and then sells it to people like OP who then make mayonnaise out of it. All for it to taste bitter. Shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 21:42:45 2022 No.17430438 >>17430386 do amerimutts really...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 23:36:20 2022 No.17430777 >>17430386 It's what Europe uses as the standard neutral cooking oil, like Americans use canola oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 23:40:32 2022 No.17430795 Use coconut oil and honey,not sugar Also look up other recipes that don’t use eggs,some alternatives may be even tastier…

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 23:41:25 2022 No.17430804 File: 76 KB, 1200x1200, me rn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17430777 >canola oil. do they really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 23:43:42 2022 No.17430812 >>17430804 No. Peanut oil is the most common, followed by olive oil. >yuroid’s law

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 23:44:54 2022 No.17430815 >>17430088 Rapeseed oil or soy oil in standard in most commercial mayo

Anonymous Mon Feb 14 23:47:42 2022 No.17430820

>>17430812
Olive oil isn't a fucking neutral oil, though I didn't know peanut was the most common because canola is in so many american recipes I've seen.
>>17430815
That depends on the region you’re from, it’s gonna use the most common oil in your area. Where I’m from it’s always sunflower oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 23:47:51 2022 No.17430822 >>17430812 why u lying lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 02:09:44 2022 No.17431249 Don't use sugar lol. Your oil is probably old and slightly rancid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 02:17:15 2022 No.17431270 >>17430088 Bad oil or lemon.

Anonymous Tue Feb 15 02:20:20 2022 No.17431277

>>17430812
Peanut oil is definitely not the most popular oil its usually only recommended for frying and it's not neutral in addition to the massive peanut allergies not even used as often. Most popular is definitely vegetable or canola as a neutral oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 03:48:10 2022 No.17431435 >>17430088 Add white vinegar, about 3 tablespoons per egg. Also add a teaspoon of dijon mustard and more salt. Its a cold sauce, it needs more salt than you expect.

>>	possibly actually retarded Tue Feb 15 03:52:43 2022 No.17431442 whats a good non-seed oil for mayo? olive oil is too strong

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 03:54:08 2022 No.17431443 >>17431442 None. Sunflower and rapeseed are the ones you should use.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 04:45:37 2022 No.17431539 theres no sugar in mayonnaise your oil was just rancid

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 04:48:28 2022 No.17431545 >>17430820 american "olive oil" is

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 04:49:04 2022 No.17431549 You should use grape seed, not rapeseed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 05:25:17 2022 No.17431619 >>17431442 avocado oil is the best pick. It's a neutral oil that isnt a garbage seed oil. Of course you gotta make sure it's a good brand that harvests the oil from avocados and not seed oil in disguise.

>>	jASS Tue Feb 15 05:29:24 2022 No.17431628 https://youareanidiot.cc

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 06:05:03 2022 No.17431675 File: 295 KB, 860x822, 1634861087180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17430088 >tfw vegan >no convenient homemade mayo

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 06:30:35 2022 No.17431718 What's the problem with seed oil? Suddenly everyone is autistic about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 07:19:19 2022 No.17431791 >>17431718 Karens and insecure fags who are falling for clickbait shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 07:30:16 2022 No.17431805 >>17430088 Maybe unrefined oil? Or it was old and rancid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 07:31:37 2022 No.17431809 >>17430088 >he didn't use filtered bacon grease ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 07:58:10 2022 No.17431863 File: 2.43 MB, 320x240, you have been trolled.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17430386 mayo expert in that youre an expert in creamy white stuff as in cum as in you are gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 08:40:54 2022 No.17431973 >>17431277 Peanut oil does not contain allergenic proteins. People even with severe peanut allergies will not get a reaction from neutral peanut oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 10:52:06 2022 No.17432314 >>17430096 Only if it’s high oleic lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 10:53:07 2022 No.17432315 >>17431675 Make aioli or toum you disgusting person

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 11:06:35 2022 No.17432356 >>17432315 >toum Extremely fucking based

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 11:09:14 2022 No.17432362 File: 47 KB, 399x510, 1637331354624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17430088 >sunflower oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 17:14:27 2022 No.17433814 >>17430777 Nah Europeans only use olive oil, butter, beef tallow and lard

Anonymous Tue Feb 15 17:18:10 2022 No.17433830

>>17430088
I am telling you not to and can no longer claim literally everyone said to
Do you see how I just KEKED YOU SO HARD?
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>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 17:20:48 2022 No.17433847 >>17431675 Use soy lecithin instead of egg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 20:54:21 2022 No.17434777 >>17430088 Have you tried farming on it until you faint?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 06:13:38 2022 No.17436563 >>17430180 Ok then the lemon made it bitter lose the lemon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 11:19:04 2022 No.17437308 >>17430096 Try it with rendered lard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 11:35:15 2022 No.17437357 >>17430088 why the fuck did you use sunflower oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 11:48:33 2022 No.17437408 Describe the process. This never happened for me. All the Mayo i made was better than store bought and i used rapeseed, sunflower-seed, corn-seed and olive oil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 11:57:14 2022 No.17437448 >>17430145 I only use my sperm whale on ur mum

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 13:57:24 2022 No.17437803 >>17430088 use avocado oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 19:10:35 2022 No.17439227 >>17430088 you can get food poisoning from homemade mayo if you're not careful

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 20:28:20 2022 No.17439536 >>17439227 No you fucking can't quit scaring away the new people

Anonymous Wed Feb 16 20:32:30 2022 No.17439551

>>17430088
need a bit of acid, OP
What is delicious about mexican mayo for instance, is olive oil and fresh lime juice
southern brands of mayo will have a distinctive flavor of apple cider vinegar

You should use a tasty acid, from sherry vinegar, fresh lemon juice, to your blend of each. The oil is the same, you should use a flavor you like. Remember most purchased mayo is for profit, so the cheapest neutral oil, and even the ones that say olive oil, it'll be a small portion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 20:37:07 2022 No.17439564 >>17439227 go to bed grandma

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 03:03:18 2022 No.17441160 >>17430777 Canola oil is also a standard in Europe

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 03:51:10 2022 No.17441316 >>17433814 ok, retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 03:57:30 2022 No.17441341 >>17430088 Be mindful of the kind of oil you use. Not all oils taste good emulsified. >>17430386 >Mayo expert It's okay anon, you can just say that you're fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 13:47:39 2022 No.17442817 >>17430097 whats the alternatives?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 15:15:46 2022 No.17443099 No thanks, I'll just buy some Kewpie

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 17:26:50 2022 No.17443535 >>17441160 nope sunflower is more common and it tastes much better

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 17:31:33 2022 No.17443558 >>17430088 how long does homemade mayo last?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 17:32:34 2022 No.17443563 >>17443558 as long as your eggs would last

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 17:38:35 2022 No.17443589 >>17430088 >sunflower oil Nigger you made store bought mayo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 18:02:27 2022 No.17443690 >>17430804 >>17430777 >canola oil That’s just a marketing ploy by the Canadian agriculture department to put their own name onto an existing product that they grow a lot of up north. It’s rapeseed oil >Rape >Rape >Rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 18:03:26 2022 No.17443693 >>17430088 Looks decent

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