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17428923 No.17428923[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>you are obligated to fold the pizza
No, and you can't make me. Some chump on the street tried to come up to me eating my slice of pizza and started telling me about how "I have to fold it" or "I'll look like a tourist."
I was born in New York City and I have lived here my entire life and never once have I "folded" pizza and I carry my birth certificate around with me to show to the cretins who insist that I must be some foreign-entity, as if they are the spy-provost of pizzapurchases. Ridiculous.

>> No.17428930

>>17428923
>I carry my birth certificate around with me to show to the cretins who insist that I must be some foreign-entity, as if they are the spy-provost of pizzapurchases
Based turboautist.

>> No.17428996

>>17428923
I eat mine with a fork and knife

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>>17428996

>> No.17429005

>>17428923
I roll mine up and cram, those chumps on the street never say anything to me.

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>>17428996
I'm sure you do buttercup

>> No.17429027

>>17429016
I bet that gave all zagat viewers a brain aneurysm