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https://www.rt.com/news/549247-us-suspends-avocado-imports-from-mexico/

>> No.17427074
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17427074

ameribros, how will I drink my avocado latte every morning if no more avocado? how do they expect us to go to work energized without a vocado?

>> No.17427084

Funny that I walked past a few markets today that had cheaper than normal avocados (2/$1), I guess I should have bought some before the stock clears out

>> No.17427103

>>17427084
beware of unusually cheap avocados

they are cheap because during the growing process they inject avocados with stalagmite so that they grow faster and it's actually toxic for human consumption

>> No.17427113

>>17427103
Seems like it would be more expensive to pay people to collect stalagmites from caves and individually inject the avocadoes rather than waiting an extra week for them to ripen but what do I know

>> No.17427118

>>17427113
they don't collect stalagmites from caves any more, there's a much cheaper and faster method of growing them in a lab.

they take a tiny stalagmite and inject it with avocado so they grow faster

>> No.17427123

Good. Bout time. Been sick of those puke flavored cuck fruit for ages

>> No.17427165

>>17427072
thats fine. when my parents bought their house, it came with 2 giant avocado trees. never had to buy avocados since then.

>> No.17427182

>>17427072
Eh, we'll just get them from Peru, and Peruvian avocados typically have superior flavor. I did just eat a Mexican avocado a few minutes ago that was just as good as Puruvian, if not better, but it's not the norm at all. Mexican avocados usually suck. Terrior is a huge thing with most produce and Mexico has been slacking on their avocado game.

>> No.17427183

>>17427072
Go overdose on krokodil you aids ridden spaz

>> No.17427199

Trusting RT for us News is like looking to nbc for Russian news

>> No.17427214

>>17427072
Good. Avocados are a fucking meme. I'd only eat avocado if I lived in a place that could grow them and I'd grow them myself.

(except this is literally just a marketing gimmic to get fagos to buy more avo for their buttholes)

>> No.17427237

>>17427072
You mean the USA that isn't anywhere from Southern California to all of Florida, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico is going to run out of avocados. Hell, I've got a tropical adapted avocado tree in my back yard as we speak.