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Anonymous Sun Feb 13 00:03:50 2022 No.17421406 [Reply] [Original]

Human food pellets
How would you make them for maximum nutrition and taste?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 00:05:20 2022 No.17421412 >>17421406 honestly, probably mix em up in curry or chili

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 00:09:40 2022 No.17421433 >>17421412 I mean what foods would you pelletize?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 00:14:59 2022 No.17421452 >>17421406 I imagine knowing how dystopian life will be with the way things are going, they'll be made from farmed cockroachs and various other insects, protein pellets laced with additives and vitamins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 00:24:23 2022 No.17421472 >>17421406 Totally serious, I don't care about source as long as I have guarantees about GMO, protein source, and recipients and fillers. It would probably be a better, more consistent, and cheaper diet than my current OCD diet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 00:27:46 2022 No.17421479 File: 146 KB, 336x227, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421406

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 00:56:25 2022 No.17421543 >>17421406 I'd eat human food pellets if they were cheap and nutritionally complete. Tomato soup flavoured ones would be a big seller, and I'll bet chip flavours would be easy to replicate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 01:09:13 2022 No.17421595 Would you want them crunchy or soft? I'd want them crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside, savory chicken and beef flavors

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 01:48:30 2022 No.17421679 >>17421479 Babish did it. Looks pretty okay, but way too much effort to do yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 03:09:35 2022 No.17421861 >>17421406 food is one of those simple pleasures that your brain never gets tired of and makes life worth living, and you want to take that away

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 03:11:42 2022 No.17421872 >>17421861 You should stop having pleasure, and all other emotions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 04:46:41 2022 No.17422067 i assume they have to be storage safe in a cupboard. uhh just make pemmican with lots of spices in it, and then make pellets of hard tack. so it's a two-pellet recipe. pemmican recipe https://youtu.be/MElMJsIP1Y0 hardtack https://youtu.be/vDW1uXc3vKA

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 04:47:56 2022 No.17422068 >>17421872 t. retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 04:53:31 2022 No.17422082 File: 2.68 MB, 1404x1894, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there's also the /fit/izen who just said fuck it and started eating literal gorilla kibble from zoo supply.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:36:35 2022 No.17423570 >>17422067 >just make pemmican Imagine thinking we'll actually be allowed meat when the day of pellet-based food arrives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 15:55:42 2022 No.17424640 >>17421406 Why would I want to eat something a dog eats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 15:59:28 2022 No.17424662 >>17422082 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:08:17 2022 No.17424721 >>17421406 >and taste? Let's be frank, if you're at the point where kibble seems like a great idea, taste is the absolute least of your concerns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:09:38 2022 No.17424728 File: 107 KB, 381x522, Do it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421872 You know the solution.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:18:05 2022 No.17424774 we will never need human kibble as long as there is trail mix and pistachio nuts

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:20:36 2022 No.17424795 >>17424774 you can get the nutrients missing trail mix and pistachios and add them to make human kibble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:28:38 2022 No.17426116 >>17424721 Food prep is too time consuming sometimes. And I want something that I know what's in it so I don't have to eat anything someone else has touched.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:30:53 2022 No.17426128 >>17426116 >Food prep is too time consuming sometimes. No, you're shit posting on 4chan, you have plenty of free time. You're just lazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:32:16 2022 No.17426139 >>17421406 Probably with like, a date and nuts mix

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:35:32 2022 No.17426150 File: 31 KB, 387x659, 51Fw4zwPlCL._SY300_QL70___89896__73712.1591539470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://zupreem.com/zoo-animals/primate-diet-dry/#

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:52:18 2022 No.17426216 /ck/, would you rather eat only (land)bugs for the rest of your life, or only wheat? I'll allow a little bit of salt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 22:50:19 2022 No.17426421 >>17426216 only wheat, that's a bigger chunk of my diet than meat is anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:21:52 2022 No.17427124 >>17426128 >You're just lazy. Yeah and?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:25:55 2022 No.17427281 >>17426216 only bugs, fuck carbs

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 04:28:40 2022 No.17427393 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1640595910862.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 09:35:15 2022 No.17428090 >>17421406 quinoa, tofu, and mushrooms as a base. onions, garlic, carrots, some herbs. grind that up with a little avocado as a binder and pelletize it i think would do pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 09:48:25 2022 No.17428124 File: 17 KB, 600x315, 1599899333752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17428090 >tofu

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 09:58:22 2022 No.17428147 >>17427393 I can already feel my teeth forming cavities looking at this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 10:02:10 2022 No.17428155 File: 2.84 MB, 720x720, 1640575520764.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17428147

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 10:02:54 2022 No.17428158 >>17428124 i likeada squeeze of da soy cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 10:47:02 2022 No.17428257 First things first, whether you like it or not the supreme protein both economically and ecologically for the pellets will be cricket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 10:50:05 2022 No.17428265 File: 39 KB, 640x514, vitaminballs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421406

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 15:43:53 2022 No.17429233 >>17421406 fuck off globohomo, I'm not helping you enslave the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 15:54:09 2022 No.17429271 >>17429233 You will

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 15:59:04 2022 No.17429284 >>17422082 Return to monkee

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 16:09:26 2022 No.17429323 >>17421872 Already done

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 16:10:38 2022 No.17429325 >>17421406 >you will eat ze human kibble

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 16:15:48 2022 No.17429344 File: 156 KB, 2000x1500, 104953039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we already have those

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 16:19:00 2022 No.17429355 File: 24 KB, 350x400, tvp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TVP is already human kibble it's breddi gud cheap protein for a poorfag like me in a country where meat is very expensive

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 16:20:36 2022 No.17429363 >>17421406 >egg >rice flour >broth cubes >water that said, i eat like that already

Anonymous Mon Feb 14 16:32:55 2022 No.17429406
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>>17429344
this, really shitty pre made or frozen food, pizza rolls, something that could easily be prepared in a few minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 16:35:51 2022 No.17429421 File: 263 KB, 700x700, thumb_116412896_720026685504346_7861157809309053206_n-8975308859 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] op has a petplay fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 17:18:46 2022 No.17429596 File: 71 KB, 666x1000, 1618418374916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17429421 God I wish a girl would keep me as a pet

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 17:32:14 2022 No.17429642 >>17421433 Humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 17:58:26 2022 No.17429729 >>17421406 they already exist , they are called nuts you can dip em into whatever ya like ^^

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 17:59:14 2022 No.17429731 >>17426116 One in a million solution to corner cutting wisdom. You ever think about how much adderall and alcohol some of these engineers and medical professionals took in college while studying their trade?

Anonymous Mon Feb 14 18:17:31 2022 No.17429783

>>17422082
This is the sort of diet that makes you end up on an episode of House MD where the diagnosis requires them to break into your house and find the piles of monkey biscuits and come to the realization you have some really weird and specific nutrition deficiency.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 18:26:27 2022 No.17429808 >>17421406 Probably something akin to a high-protien creal with multivitamins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 22:27:30 2022 No.17430565 >>17429783 kek

Anonymous Mon Feb 14 22:34:03 2022 No.17430582
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>>17421406
Obviously just dip them in ranch dressing and they will be perfectly edible. Ranch dressing is the white man’s hot sauce. Put it on anything you’re eating it will make it much better

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 00:04:22 2022 No.17430899 File: 11 KB, 375x195, square food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421406 Already exists, yo! These damn food square shits. https://www.theverge.com/2021/8/26/22642587/square-food-startup-squareat

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 00:12:32 2022 No.17430939 File: 2.99 MB, 4032x3024, square.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17430899 food of the gods

Anonymous Tue Feb 15 00:46:58 2022 No.17431047

>>17421406
literally human dog food
>>17429596
honestly fuck yeah i dont have to do shit and i get to live for free and be gaming, if buddah or some shit reincarnates me into a dog he better give me the ability to game so i can be the dog with a blog from disney channel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 01:05:08 2022 No.17431101 >>17421406 The Koreans have already perfected it, flavour wise atleast, it's got carbs and some protein but not much els

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 01:06:19 2022 No.17431106 File: 489 KB, 4288x2848, R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17431101 Forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 01:11:50 2022 No.17431121 File: 538 KB, 1106x972, soyjaks copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421406 >Human food pellets >How would you make them for maximum nutrition and taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 01:47:14 2022 No.17431198 >>17421406 who cares bout nutrition and taste? Just add color to the pellets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 03:31:15 2022 No.17431407 >>17431106 Is that garaetteok/tteokbokki ? that's just rice. Or is it fish? in that case, what is it called?

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