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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food I eat it.

>> No.17420522

My father often claims to be, but I've seen him see good and not eat it many times. I'm not sure why he lies about something like that.

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>>17420515

>captcha
>GDDAM

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>>17420515

>> No.17420567

>>17420515
Based.

>> No.17420751
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>You butter believe it

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Pasta La Vista

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>come home from lunch
>dad asks me what I had
>told him I had indian food
>he said "what like deer meat?"

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>>17420818
they don't eat cows so why not deer meat

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>>17420818
>naan issues there

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>I’m a little chai.

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>Have a gouda day

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and if it's a fish, I eat it.

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>You butter believe it.

>> No.17421206

>>17421196
I am seriously depressed

>> No.17421214

>>17421206
I don’t feel good. I feel sick physically and in my head. I have bad realizations, like I try to fill the void in my life with stuff, that my parents are bad cooks but try to use food and over feeding junk food to show love, that I have my own kids enrolled in too many activities and am running us all ragged, that I hate my life, and food is the one thing that feels good but then it also makes me depressed

>> No.17421233

>>17421206
If serious, have someone watch your kids and try to see a therapist. Try to compartmentalize what you can and can't control. Everything’s gonna brie alright.

>> No.17421236

>>17421233
>>17421214
meant to tag this one.

>> No.17421239

>>17421233
I either need pills or alcohol to make it through the days. I’m out of pills and haven’t drank the past two days because I’m trying to be healthier — all the alcohol and food creeping up on my body is just adding to my depression.
Sometimes I think about just running away and starting a new life somewhere.

>> No.17421252

>>17421239
You have a substance abuse problem, anon. Your kids need you. Talk to someone to help watch your kids (srs) and see a therapist. It will help. Life can be hectic, don't try to go through it alone, it will just make it worse.

If you want to let off some steam, there are certain subreddits that can help.

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>>17421239
Read about absurdism. Try to accept the absurd. The voids of life can be filled by life itself. The good, the bad, and anything in between, they're all gifts that allow us to experience life.

>> No.17421258

>>17421214
Now that you recognize there are issues, you can start addressing them. Maybe start by asking the kids what activities they actually want to do and only keep them in those.

>> No.17421264

>>17421258
They say they want to do all of it. But then they go there and goof off.

Honestly, things didn’t start feeling so bad until inflation started to kick in. Now I just feel pressed.

>> No.17421268

>>17421264
that's how all kids are though. It's part of the frustration. Are you still together with the mother of your kids?

>> No.17421276

>>17421268
Yes. We are just so busy these days. Little time for home cooked meals, relaxing. Just work and driving and cramming stuff in after work.

We need to get back to the basics but right now it’s so expensive to fill up the tank or guy groceries everything feels dismal.

>> No.17421282

>>17421276
>>17421256

>> No.17421284

>>17421264
That makes it tougher but if they aren't taking them seriously, then I wouldn't bother with those activities anymore.

>> No.17421290

>>17421284
It’s $300 a month for the tae kwon do, $37 a week for tennis… then the ballet we pay twice a year.
The tennis teacher told me today not to bring them back for a while because they are just goofing off

>> No.17421299

>>17421276
do you have family? Any chance you can drop them off for a day or weekend so you and your wife have time for each other?

I feel you about the inflation. It's really daunting especially with family. You could substitute certain food to help alleviate the budget.
>>17421290
jesus christ anon. does your kids really need all that?

>> No.17421306

>>17420515
My friend was on this diet but after he went blind in a carpet laying accident he starved to death.

>> No.17421307

>>17421290
Well, the tennis teacher answered that one for you, at least.

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>>17420515

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What a thread

>> No.17421355

>>17421299
My parents kind of suck.
As I mentioned, neither can cook. Divorced. Boring and empty to be around. Try to placate with food, but it’s usually poorly cooked or just cheap trash.

It is a lot, isn’t it??
That’s why I’m having panic attacks. It was all fine before inflation but now the tae kwon do money is being used filling up the gas tanks…

>> No.17421358

French depressed coffee

>> No.17421361

>>17421331
What’s the joke where you open your mouth and show people all the crunched up food inside???

>> No.17421367

>>17421355
cancelled the karate class. Your kid can skip it for a year or until things get better. Just tell him about the situation. Not worth the hassle unless your kid is training to be some kind of judo specialist.

>> No.17421371

>>17421361
Gleeking

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>>17421371
No no no …

Something like … do you want to see??
“See what?”
SEE FOOD!!!!!

>> No.17421380

>>17421377
bros

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>>17421380
I know the punchline is SEE FOOD

>> No.17421399

>>17421361
do you like see-food

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>>17421367
What if I told you, he has no kids, and he's just pulling your leg.

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>>17421400

>> No.17421682

>>17420515
least fat pescetarian

>> No.17421685

>>17421371
I'm pretty sure that's when you take your flaccid cock and stretch it out.

>> No.17421690

>>17420818
>when your dad is an uncultured tastelet

>> No.17421752

>>17420907
I don't get it

>> No.17421828

>>17420515
im on a poopfood diet. i poop food i eat it

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>> No.17422165

i come to ck for shitposting to cheer me up not to be reminded of the grim durge that life has become please refrain from doing this in the future

>> No.17422217

I have a weight problem
I can't wait to eat