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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:25:26 2022 No.17415207 [Reply] [Original]

FUCK

>>	Richard Chogoma Fri Feb 11 18:26:49 2022 No.17415211 >>17415207 Yolk's on you OP!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:27:35 2022 No.17415213 >>17415207 How does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:28:13 2022 No.17415214 >>17415213 You scramble

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:28:16 2022 No.17415215 cracking up that there's not the slightest hint of a dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:29:14 2022 No.17415217 >>17415215 That the first thing you look for is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:31:32 2022 No.17415225 >>17415207 How do you even clean that up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:31:33 2022 No.17415226 File: 133 KB, 645x480, redditnigger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415207 Hang yourself faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:32:21 2022 No.17415228 >>17415217 I like to keep track of my boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:36:55 2022 No.17415238 >>17415225 it would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:42:01 2022 No.17415258 >>17415207 OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:44:54 2022 No.17415276 >>17415238 You're a big cook

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:45:57 2022 No.17415284 File: 164 KB, 537x483, 1524850869904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415207 >Smallcox poor guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:46:22 2022 No.17415290 >>17415207 fucking retard. i've never broken an egg in my entire life

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:47:18 2022 No.17415293 >HAHA HEY 4CHAN FRIENDS LOOK WHAT REDDIT POSTED XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:50:35 2022 No.17415308 >>17415207 >white """"""''cooks""""""""

Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:58:30 2022 No.17415339

>>17415207
What a wast of eggs. All those baby chickens just wasted like that.
If I was their boss I'd fucking cut their eyes out right there and then. I wouldn't kill them, but I'd leave them to live a life of horrific pain and distress fucking cunts why the fuck are Americans so retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:59:58 2022 No.17415341 >>17415207 That's what we call an eggsplosion in the industry, boys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:02:20 2022 No.17415346 >>17415207 i won't tell if you don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:03:49 2022 No.17415351 >>17415213 turn 360 and walk away

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:09:12 2022 No.17415362 >>17415207 You have to eat all the eggs OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:12:27 2022 No.17415374 File: 194 KB, 640x852, Eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415207 You broke 201 eggs you dumb fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:13:25 2022 No.17415376 >>17415374 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:14:28 2022 No.17415378 >>17415374 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:16:46 2022 No.17415383 >>17415374 Autism in action

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:19:11 2022 No.17415393 >>17415374 No but fr wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:22:05 2022 No.17415401 >>17415374 213 you fucking retard. learn to count

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:25:11 2022 No.17415413 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415207 POV: You work at the egg fort

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:28:20 2022 No.17415426 >>17415413 that's the POV of the customer

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:31:25 2022 No.17415441 >>17415426 you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:32:28 2022 No.17415443 >>17415426 Do you really think retarded zoomies who make POV memes know what the fuck they're even saying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:34:58 2022 No.17415453 >>17415426 The OP pic is from the POV of the eggfort worker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:36:56 2022 No.17415463 >>17415443 I experienced ur mom from the ideal POV if you're picking up what I'm putting down

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:37:51 2022 No.17415470 >>17415214 >CARLOS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:39:04 2022 No.17415479 >>17415463 You seriously let my mom fuck you in the ass with a cucumber?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:52:22 2022 No.17415535 >>17415207 I hate it when that happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:56:52 2022 No.17415558 File: 60 KB, 720x855, 1628313151163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415374 Do this one next please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:58:24 2022 No.17415567 I am extremely confused how there can be so many eggs on the ground without any shells, and without the yolks being... more mixed together. This does not happen by accident.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:59:27 2022 No.17415573 >>17415558 Looks like 7.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:02:08 2022 No.17415587 >>17415573 Your a liar and a charlatan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:04:40 2022 No.17415594 >>17415567 >crack a bunch of eggs in a bowl to prepare for breakfast rush >drop bowl

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:05:53 2022 No.17415600 File: 243 KB, 680x709, yes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415587 I prefer fabricator of truth and imposter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:14:59 2022 No.17415643 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, 1637137839612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415276 UUUU

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:17:06 2022 No.17415656 File: 289 KB, 320x564, 1627382396942.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415413 From the inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:22:37 2022 No.17415676 File: 66 KB, 1080x564, 1644628956686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415374 lal wot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:47:42 2022 No.17415775 >>17415643 Invoke Prejudice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:48:43 2022 No.17415783 >>17415656 How many chickens died for this???

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:55:11 2022 No.17415805 >>17415587 You're*

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:22:25 2022 No.17415906 >>17415214 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:36:33 2022 No.17415963 >>17415374 I kneel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:41:56 2022 No.17415989 >>17415225 Shop vac, then empty it on the griddle and cook it up

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:55:09 2022 No.17416036 >>17415656 Wasn't this in Haiti or something and basically the foreign aid was getting trapped in local supply chain fuck ups?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:58:12 2022 No.17416052 >>17415558 the discolouration... that sat out all night didn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:58:31 2022 No.17416054 >>17415207 It's still good. Never forget the 1 hour rule for food on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:47:08 2022 No.17417011 >>17416052 Possibly. It wouldn't be too crazy to say that machines runs near 24/7 and shit got fucked when no one was there for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 04:45:05 2022 No.17417474 >>17415558 Imagine the fucking smell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 04:46:30 2022 No.17417476 test

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 08:33:16 2022 No.17417944 >>17415783 not enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 09:31:42 2022 No.17418125 >>17415207 He can fucking drop a whole bowl of them >all the yokes are fine. I carefully crack one in the pan >breaks instantly

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 09:47:42 2022 No.17418163 >>17415207 See what happens when you don't sell all of the eggs before trying to get out

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 10:02:05 2022 No.17418198 >>17416054 It's 3 seconds bro, the rule is 3 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 10:05:31 2022 No.17418208 >>17418198 nahhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 10:54:03 2022 No.17418406 >>17415211 haha, good one, stranger

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 12:43:18 2022 No.17418819 >>17415226 goolag always favours reddit for reverse search, doesn't mean the image originated there

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:09:04 2022 No.17419147

>>17416052
definitely, they probably have a third shift but it's just a skeleton crew. as a result some wagie is going to have to walk in there twice an hour and look at the eggs for years until nobody remembers why they do it just that they're supposed to do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:10:13 2022 No.17419149 >>17415213 He was hatched there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:21:57 2022 No.17419197 >>17415213 He already broke the eggs, so what's stopping him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:27:58 2022 No.17419218 >>17415374 Basedest post in centuries

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:38:56 2022 No.17419267 >>17418406 It’s anon. Back to plebbit you fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:43:10 2022 No.17419283 >>17416036 Could be any one of those shitholes. It happens all the time and the "non-profits" give zero fucks because they already pocketed 3/4 of the cash

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:50:36 2022 No.17419320 >>17415207 I heard you were walking on eggshells for a while already, this is what comes of that

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:29:02 2022 No.17419921 >>17415207 240 eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:38:54 2022 No.17419966 File: 55 KB, 645x603, 1515346804910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415213 he doesn't

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