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What is your favorite Jewish food?

>> No.17411292

>>17411289
Foreskins

>> No.17411311

>>17411289
Challah

>> No.17411322

>>17411289
Dat zyk, b

>> No.17411333

Gentile blood pudding

>> No.17411343

Overprivilege

>> No.17411344

>>17411289
Khazar Oyster

>> No.17411357

>>17411289
Grilled chicken panini with provolone cheese, seasoned fries, wheat bread with no butter, avocado instead of cheese, no tomato, and dairy free pesto as a substitute. Also could I get that with half fries/half onion rings? unless that costs extra.

>> No.17411364

>>17411289
Probably Bagels, Gotta give it to the jews for perfecting one food when they weren't allowed to bake normal bread.
Jewish delis are also pretty damn good. I don't give a shit what they believe in if they keep that chopped liver coming.

>> No.17411366

Is eating jews kosher?

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>>17411343

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>>17411364
The damn delis near me aren't even Kosher and I live in fucking Los Angeles. Wexler's, Art's, even Katz's in NYC call themselves Jewish on their websites but they all serve cheese with their meats. Some even go so far as to offer "pastrami bacon" to trick Jews into thinking they're trying to be kosher.

>> No.17411432

Matzah gefilte fish horseradish

>> No.17411439

>>17411420
Yeah that's because Jews are stupidly accommodating in the real world instead of 4chan/reddit land. They have that fat mom mentality that they want to feed people and make them happy so they'll just throw all sorts of shit at the wall to find things people like.

>> No.17411442

>>17411289
kosher hotdogs

>> No.17411447

>>17411439
Hit the nail on the head there. There's some Jewish restaurants in LA that serve (no joke) burger menu, pizza menu, falafel, and chinese food. I guess those IQ tests lied about my people.

>> No.17411489

why do they look so inbred

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>>17411289

>> No.17411558

Why do they wear the hats

>> No.17411573

I love using my oven bros
24 hours a day
I cram it right full
cook so much it all turns to ash

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>>17411537
Oy vey!

>> No.17411579

>>17411573
imagine how much cooking you could do with 6 ovens bro

>> No.17411584

>>17411579
I'm getting there my guy
I think with 6 ovens, cooking around the clock, I could churn out a full 18 meals a day. I wonder how much cooking I could do in four years?

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>>17411537
Not cool dude. After 109 countries I thought at least the internet would be a safe place for us.

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The Gribenes that the local Mohel sells.

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>> No.17411621

>>17411586
aw come on bro, lighten up!

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>>17411586

>> No.17411638

>>17411601
Holy shit, this nigger believes a pieced together non primary source about some ancient dead middle eastern religionn

>> No.17411652

Honestly a Larry David sandwich sounds pretty good

>> No.17411727

>>17411652
Ted's was better.

>> No.17411828

>>17411289
Jewish delis

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In all seriousness, they do make good donuts/sufaniyot

>> No.17411898

Latkes my dudes. I'm bot Jewish so I try em in lard just for fun

>> No.17411906

>>17411289
Deli meats. Everything else is trash.

>> No.17411912

>>17411906
Looks like someone has never eaten Jewish pussy or ass

>> No.17412144

>>17411638
https://archive.org/details/a_goy_guide_to_world_history_by_e_michael_jones

>> No.17412163

>>17411912
Sorry I mean ash