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worse than cracking a yoke by accident, completely turns me off the egg

>> No.17408766

>>17408757
Grow a pair, redditard.

>> No.17408767

i used to feed those eggs to my dog
but i got turned off eggs for a few years and i'm slowly back to eating them again and i usually scramble or fry them and break the yolk on purpose because, psychosomatically at least, they seem to make me less sick this way

>> No.17408770

>>17408757
too bad you weren't a blood spot on your mom's tampon

>> No.17408777

>he doesn't like the fact that eggs are chicken abortions
Stop being such a pussy, christ almighty.

Also, fpbp >>17408766.

>> No.17408789

>>17408757
What, the blood spot? Just ignore it, you won't taste it.

>> No.17408805

>>17408777
They're periods, not abortions. It's pretty rare to get a fertilized chicken egg out of a factory farm. It's more common in quail eggs, because they're harder to sex.

>> No.17408847
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17408847

You ain't seen nothing.

>> No.17408848

>>17408805
Birds don't have periods.

>> No.17408852

>>17408848
Your mom's a bird and she has one, well before her plumbing got removed.

>> No.17408858

>>17408757
>yoke
yolk*

>> No.17408905

>>17408852
haha

>> No.17408912

>>17408848
explain the ovulation of the big hard sexy white chickens egg then?

>> No.17408916

>>17408852
huh

>> No.17409527
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17409527

>>17408848
the "period" doesnt only mean bleeding from the pussy you absolute incel retard. birds do have menstrual cycles, during their cycle their ovaries send a yolk on its way.
sometimes their cycle can be daily.

but they do have periods and you will probably never feel the intimate touch of a woman

>> No.17409538

>>17408848
Every bird I've picked up at the pub is on the pill, you might be onto something mate

>> No.17409548

>>17408805
I could probably sex them quite easily, what with my tiny little penis

>> No.17409568
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17409568

>>17409548
I'll sex you rreal good

>> No.17409575

>>17409527
you fuckin weirdo, i didn't need to know that

>> No.17409702

>>17408757
True but what are you gonna do with it?

>> No.17410877

>>17408757
so make scrambled
>>17408805
you don't know what a period is do you?

>> No.17411106

>>17409575
t. thinks women piss out of their vagina

>> No.17411121

>>17408757
boy wait until you find out how eggs are made and what you're eating when you eat one...

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17411168

I find baby birds in myyeggs every once and awhile. They get recycled.

>> No.17413446

>>17408847
Is that a bisected homunculus?

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17413513

>>17413446
lash egg

>> No.17413720

>>17413513
Why does it seem like the more I learn about egg-laying hens, the less I want to know?