/deenz/

[Anonymous No.17405431]

Some Oritz Sardines in Olive Oil for tonight
Delicate skin and slightly soft, they have a beautiful sardine taste without being overly fishy
There were some bones throughout the four individual sardines, but they didn't even crunch
The oil was nice but I'm not someone who drinks the oil
I can't remember how much I paid, and I didn't get a receipt but I think it was around £3

[Anonymous No.17405443]

i have a tin from at least a week ago, is it safe to eat?

[Anonymous No.17405470]

>>17405443
Only one way to find out

[Anonymous No.17405532]

Where are they from OP? I'm new to deenz. What others would you recommend and where can I cop them?

[Anonymous No.17405551]

>>17405532
I got them from Booths, an upmarket supermarket in North West England
Sainsbury and Asda do these in various flavours
Very nice. I have some more in my queue to eat

[Anonymous No.17405577]

>>17405551
I'm in the NW too, but nowhere near a Booths. I'll check out King Oscar.

John west/Princes/supermarket own flavoured mackerel has always been my tinner dish go too.

[Anonymous No.17405583]

>>17405577
Tinned fish*

[Anonymous No.17405635]

>>17405431
For once I want to try a fresh, big sized sardine

[Anonymous No.17405705]

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17405706]

>>17405431
my mum sent me a tin of oritz today in the post, v excited to try them now

[Anonymous No.17406042]

love mackerel, me

[Anonymous No.17406069]

>>17405706
>>17405431
can you people not even correctly read the letters on your tins of fish? It's Ortiz

[Anonymous No.17406118]

>>17405431
So, do you just eat this shit skin-on? Bones already removed? This shit just doesn't look appetizing

[Anonymous No.17406129]

>>17406118
you can eat the bones, they arent super noticable with the good brands and smaller sardines.

[Anonymous No.17406201]

>>17406069
Next you're gonna tell me it's King Oscar lmao

[Anonymous No.17407205]

love canned fish, me

[Anonymous No.17407629]

>>17405431
All canned food is shit

[Anonymous No.17407639]

>>17405443
yeah dude, they're safe to eat for years lol

[Anonymous No.17407776]

>>17406069
>he reads the letters on the tins

back to r*ddit you fucking nerd

[Anonymous No.17408597]

>>17406069
I don't have the time to look at the packaging when I'm eating my deenz

[Anonymous No.17408635]

imagine constantly shitposting about tinned fish that look like a can of mashed twats

[Anonymous No.17408716]

deenz bros...

[Anonymous No.17408732]

>>17408716
do you buy this in person or in shops?

[Anonymous No.17408733]

>>17408716
online or in shops hurrrrr

[Anonymous No.17408740]

>>17408733
>>17408732
online lmao I wish I could buy this shit in person, there's nothing remotely interesting near me

[Anonymous No.17408897]

>>17405431
I've always wanted to know what these pricy sardines look and taste like. Can't really justify £3+ for less than 100g. We usually buy the 40p tins from Sainsbury's so it's quite extravagant. For less than Ortiz you can buy a whole fresh mackerel, trout or a few cornish sardines. Is it worth the price anon?

[Anonymous No.17408922]

[Anonymous No.17408948]

what do you eat deenz with? i usually eat them with worcestershire sauce

[Anonymous No.17409052]

>>17408897
as a treat every now and then

[Anonymous No.17409056]

>>17408948
I usually make a tuna salad with the deenz subbing the tuna desu

[Anonymous No.17409086]

>>17408948
i spent the last of my money on deenz so just deenz

[Anonymous No.17409103]

>>17406129
dis nigga eatin fishbones

[Anonymous No.17409330]

bump desu

[Anonymous No.17409562]

Can you just cook the deenz in the oil they’re packed in

[Anonymous No.17409653]

Disappointing
>very mushy
>goes from below average to quite bad

[Anonymous No.17409663]

>>17409562
I've seen people turn it in to mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.17409767]

>>17409653
theres nothing worse than a disappointing deen

[Anonymous No.17409919]

>>17409653
why is the only reference to Slid I can find on the John West website?
https://www.john-west.co.uk/products/fish-type/skippers-and-sild/

[Anonymous No.17410097]

ok guys so I have graduated from being scared of deenz and now I eat them with no fear.now, I want to try canned oysters but I'm a bit scared. I'm thinking of making oysters rockefeller. Any non gook brand recommendations? should I soak them before cooking? Is the poop thing true?

[Anonymous No.17410208]

I’m gonna cum

[Anonymous No.17410224]

>>17410208
nice looking deenz desu
>>17410097
bumble bee oysters are fine desu

[Anonymous No.17410263]

>>17405431
>cheap, tasty, good nutrient profile even when canned, can be prepared in various ways
What is the catch then? These things are way too perfect to be actually real.

[Anonymous No.17410275]

>>17410263
they arent too pretty to look at to the uninitiated. It's like we all have a GILF fetish on these generals and nobody can see why we like unprotected sex and yummy cookings and an inheritance coming our way.

[Anonymous No.17410285]

Finna make a mackerel sandwich for dinner desu

[Anonymous No.17410319]

>>17405577
>John west/Princes/supermarket own flavoured mackerel
Am I a pleb of this is my go to?

[Anonymous No.17410442]

you niggas really sitting here munching down on scales and bones?

[Anonymous No.17410463]

>>17410442
I know this is bait, but the skin is perfectly fine. You don’t even notice the bones desu

[Anonymous No.17410502]

>>17410442
You get the occasional scale but you chew through instantly

[Anonymous No.17410534]

What hot sauce should I have with my deenz?

[Anonymous No.17410607]

>>17410534
>get celery stalk
>chop it into the length of the deen
>put some sriracha on the inside of the celery
>place a sardine on top of the sriracha

[Anonymous No.17410803]

I am the Mack daddy of /deenz/

[Anonymous No.17410839]

>>17409103
dis nigga eating /deenz/

[Anonymous No.17410884]

[Anonymous No.17410920]

Why do deenz come packed in olive oil? What does it do desu?

[Anonymous No.17410929]

>>17410803

those are way better than deenz, especially when you fry them up nice and serve them alongside some scrambled eggs and toast. i love my deenz bros but those little mack daddies speak to me.

[Anonymous No.17410935]

>>17410929
Coat your deenz in corn or potato flour, then deepfry them or sautee them until crispy. Deenz are still top tier in that department

[Anonymous No.17410939]

>>17410929
I make Mack salad, basically tuna salad but with mack, it’s delicious.

[Anonymous No.17410955]

>>17408635
Ask me how I know you don't mash twats on the reg...
Cope, seethe, dilate, or get your blood iron levels up with /deenz/ and have sex you retard.

[Anonymous No.17410960]

>>17410884
>Uh, hello? Based Department? Yeah I got someone you need to get in touch with.

[Anonymous No.17411056]

>>17410884
*blocks ur path*
>>17410960
*accepts the call*

[Anonymous No.17411083]

>>17405431
I tried deenz for the first time and it tasted funny and I threw up.

[Anonymous No.17411109]

>>17411083
you mean like "haha" funny?

[Anonymous No.17411328]

[Anonymous No.17411597]

WELL I FOLLOWED YOUR STUPID MEME FOOD LAST SUNDAY AND THE UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR LEFT A NOTE ON MY DOOR TELLING ME TO OPEN A WINDOW BECAUSE IT STINKS

THANKS ALOT NOW THEY THINK IM WEIRD LIKE YOU FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.17411669]

>>17411597
i think you just have shitty stinky wal mart tier deenz

[Anonymous No.17411946]

Red pill me on canned octopus

[Anonymous No.17411981]

>LOLOLOL DEEEEEEEEENNNNNZZZZ XD AM I RIGHT BROS? WE NEED A GENERAL THREAD TO POST PICTURES OF THE SAME 15 TYPES OF CANNED FISH WE EAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER DISCUSS ANYTHING NEW ITS IMPORTANT THAT WE CONSTANTLY HAVE A THREAD UP FOR DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNZZZ LMAO!! WHY DOESNT 4CHAN LET US CREATE A DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNZZZZ LMAO SUBREDDIT??? WE SHOULD HAVE ONE FOR OUR ETERNAL DISCUSSION ABOUT NOTHING XD XD LMAO I LOVE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZZZZ BROS XD XD KING OSCAR STARKIST CHICKEN OF THE SEA YUM YUM DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZZZZ XD XD SUCH A FUNNAY ZANY WAY TO SAY SARDINES RIGHT GUYS???? LE DEEEEEEEEEEEEENNZZZZZ!!!111 WOW I NEVER GET TIRED OF POSTING THE SAME PICTURES OF CANNED FISH OVER AND OVER AND IM GLAD YOU GUYS DONT EITHER!!! DDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 XD XD LMFAO PLZ UPVOTE

[Anonymous No.17412050]

Whom are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.17412053]

What do you wat deemz with? Any sauces or condiments

[Anonymous No.17412058]

>>17408716
>based nuri enthusiast.
Nuri is my favorite, but I've never tried any of the other brands you post. Does Nuri hold up or am I missing out?

[Anonymous No.17412069]

>>17412050
this isn't /s4s/ you faggot fucking tourist

[Anonymous No.17412072]

>>17412053
Spicy mustard DESU SENPAI.

[Anonymous No.17412076]

17412069
Shant give you any (You)s

[Anonymous No.17412080]

>>17410920
It makes a big difference with quality. Try them side by side with some in sunflower oil or water and see how they stack up

[Anonymous No.17412108]

>>17412053
Mashed with Crystal hot sauce on saltines

[Anonymous No.17412109]

>>17412076
welcome newfriend. are you trying to reply to a specific post? click on the post number you like to reply to and a text box will open up. go get em champ

[Anonymous No.17412119]

>tfw pan fry tinned sardines in the oil from the can
>whole apartment smells for days
>neighbors make comments
I like sardines but damn

[Anonymous No.17412129]

>>17412119
Where are you getting stinky sardines? I eat deenz all the time but I never stink up the place.

17412109
Still not giving you any (You)s.

[Anonymous No.17412138]

>>17411946
fantastic, but you have to heat them up a lil' in a saucepan, they're absolutely disgusting room temp

[Anonymous No.17412141]

>>17412129
This was with Bar Harbor petite sardines, the one where you can see the lil guys through the top of the tin. I just eat pickled anchovies now instead

[Anonymous No.17412620]

>>17412141
I've fucking LOVE pickled anchovies and have done since I was a kid
I struggle to find them in the places I usually found them two years ago

[Anonymous No.17412627]

i forgot how much sardines make the house smell like death haha
cant wait to crack open my tin of king oscar deenz and let my parents smell it (im 28 and still live at home)
when they ask where i get the nerve to make the house smell of death i will simply say
by special royal permission™

[Anonymous No.17412695]

>sardines smell bad
Just what kind of deenz are you guys buying? I use the cheapest poorfag deenz packed in fucking sunflower oil and they smell just fine. Then again I also eat garlic daily so that may have destroyed my sense of smell.

[Anonymous No.17412738]

>>17405551
There's a Booths about 10 miles from me anon but I've never been. Is it worth a visit over one of the regulars?

[Anonymous No.17412758]

>>17412695
its the tin that leaves the bad smell
you cant smell it, only others can

[Anonymous No.17412869]

>>17412738
If you're passing by then yeah.
A lot of their food is local, but they also carry items that you might not find in a regular supermarket

[Anonymous No.17413041]

>>17405532
Buy them online or try international markets

[Anonymous No.17413045]

>>17413041
Pic without deenz kitty

[Anonymous No.17413050]

>>17413045
Porthos spiced in olive oil. The look and feel of the can is great.

[Anonymous No.17413057]

>>17413050
Not a good as spiced nuri. The spiced vegetable oil porthos taste better. Not hot, but has flavor to it.

[Anonymous No.17413059]

>>17413057
Deenz kitty always gets a piece that was washed off of oil and spices.

[Anonymous No.17413145]

>>17412869
Thanks anon - I drive through that way occasionally so I'll check it out.

[Anonymous No.17413196]

>sardines stink up the house
Not my problem. No really it isn’t, I either put the empty can in a plastic bag and then in the trash, or I immediately run water over the can so the remaining oil and detritus goes down the drain. I’ve never had any stink, and I usually have king Oscar sardines or KO Mack, desu

[Anonymous No.17413276]

>>17413059
Cute cat :3

[Anonymous No.17413303]

>>17413276
You two can be toxoplasmosis buds

[Anonymous No.17413332]

Just take out your garbage lol

[Anonymous No.17413338]

>>17409562
I like to use the oil to cook eggs and eat those alongside the deenz

[Anonymous No.17413341]

Just had me some mackerel.

[Anonymous No.17413349]

>>17413041
I love cats but letting them on your kitchen counters is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.17413376]

>>17413341
Nice

[Anonymous No.17413454]

>>17412069
>/s4s/
newfag

[Anonymous No.17413506]

>>17413041
i want to pet that cat

[Anonymous No.17413520]

>>17413196
>I immediately run water over the can so the remaining oil and detritus goes down the drain.
There people out there who don't do this? I always wash emptied cans with water when I'm eating anything canned.
>canned mystery meat made from pig&cow leftovers - wash them
>canned pineapples - wash them
>canned peasoup - wash them
>canned deenz - wash them
>canned tune - wash them
>canned cans - wash them

[Anonymous No.17413644]

>>17413276
>>17413506
I live my Deenz kitty

[Anonymous No.17413672]

>eating fish bait

[Anonymous No.17413776]

>>17413672
Do I look like I give a heck

[Anonymous No.17413969]

>>17413672
wtf are you implying? Is eating prey mammals also bad then?

[Anonymous No.17414098]

>>17413672
do you eat salmon? because thats bear bait, speaking of bait, im replying to bait

[Anonymous No.17414360]

Eating some sardines rn desu

[Anonymous No.17414375]

Bought a can of sardines today.

[Anonymous No.17414390]

I prefer these with ritz crackers over the oysters

[Anonymous No.17414404]

>>17414375
What brand did you get

[Anonymous No.17414421]

>>17414390
Oysters are fine but they just taste like the ocean desu

[Anonymous No.17415072]

Enjoyed a can of spiced nuri in tomato sauce whilst sat upon a dike deep in a marsh. Nobody for miles save the harriers and otters. Probably the most enjoyable can I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.17415196]

>>17415072
looks comfy

[Anonymous No.17415247]

can I safely cook deenz in their own can, using the oil they were packed in?

[Anonymous No.17415359]

>>17415247
yeah absolutely if its olive oil, i dont know if you can cook with soybean oil or whatever desu

[Anonymous No.17415512]

I had some of these tonight
Three big sardines in an oil that has a kick to it
There were also two chilli peppers, a slice of gherkin, and a slice of lemon
All tasty and all complimented the sardines well

[Anonymous No.17415524]

>>17415359
you can cook with soybean oil no problem, it's just lower quality and tasteless

[Anonymous No.17415537]

>>17405431
I like em mackerel in tomato sauce
Bonus: some rye bread for dipping

[Anonymous No.17415543]

>>17415537
mackerel in tomato sauce is really nice. The only things i legit dislike is canned mackarel with lemon flavor, it always tastes like cleaning product, idk why

[Anonymous No.17415575]

What should I eat with my mackerel in mustard?
I also have King Oscar mackerel with jalapeños, and mackerel in lemon infused olive oil

[Anonymous No.17415593]

Anyone ever have these bad boys? I don’t often eat deenz but I really like these

[Anonymous No.17415599]

>>17415593
Come to me my darlings

[Anonymous No.17415612]

>>17415575
my gut says pickles

[Anonymous No.17415620]

>>17415599
>with smoke flavour
Why not smoke them

[Anonymous No.17415635]

>>17415593
>with smoke flavor

[Anonymous No.17415645]

deenz are about $2 a tin where I'm at. that seems expensive. I'm not too into the deenz market

[Anonymous No.17415659]

>>17415645
>2 dollars is too expensive

[Anonymous No.17415673]

>>17415620
>>17415635
You’re missing out fellas

[Anonymous No.17415684]

>>17415673
id rather my deenz be actually smoked

[Anonymous No.17415703]

>>17415072
pic related are the otters I saw

They smelled like fish

[Anonymous No.17415718]

>>17415703
cute!!!!

[Anonymous No.17415722]

>>17415645
>deenz are about $2 a tin where I'm at. that seems expensive
Depends what they are. I could get some CotS for like $1.20 or something like that, or pay $7 a tin for the fancier brands. Quality certainly varies. How much do you think they should cost?

[Anonymous No.17415743]

>>17415645
ortiz deens in olive oil are 3 euros for me, best bang for the buck i can find anywhere here

[Anonymous No.17415748]

>>17415703
i didnt know otters were social animals

[Anonymous No.17416132]

listen
im here to spread gospel agsaoin

jalapeno sardines
naacho cheeese
bread

top tier sandywich

[Anonymous No.17416139]

>>17415673
smoke deenze are near inedible shite

[Anonymous No.17416474]

[Anonymous No.17416494]

Anyone ever have these? They are legit the best thing KO makes but I never see them in stores, always have to order them from amazon.

[Anonymous No.17416499]

>>17415072
>Nuri
Based!

[Anonymous No.17416504]

>>17416494
>s&b deenz

[Anonymous No.17416718]

>>17415703
But did you give them deenz as a peace offering

[Anonymous No.17416873]

[Anonymous No.17416880]

>>17416139
;______;

Not so loud you’re upsetting the deenz

[Anonymous No.17417624]

got 4 cans of nuri spiced today. very happy about it as i've been on the king oscar oakwood and occasional sole mare smoked with chilli for a while

[Anonymous No.17417642]

>>17412108
>saltines
The only saltines I eat my sardines with are salted sardines (now known as saltines)

[Anonymous No.17417644]

>>17415748
Then you know nothing about otters.

[Anonymous No.17417649]

>>17417644
you you you
otter know

[Anonymous No.17417823]

>>17415748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiDIobYa9VI

[Anonymous No.17417913]

>>17417642
Are they just salty sardines?

[Anonymous No.17417981]

[Anonymous No.17418314]

>>17416880
its not the deenz fault they were molested

[Anonymous No.17418485]

just thinking about those deenz

[Anonymous No.17418799]

>>17413041
that cat demanding the fish tax

[Anonymous No.17418826]

>>17413041
seeing that cat makes me happy

[Anonymous No.17419032]

>>17405431
tried gold seal sardines and they tasted pretty bad. the texture felt more like paste than fish, really didnt like it.

[Anonymous No.17419216]

How do you like my sardines, Anon?

[Anonymous No.17419792]

wish canned fish was less expensive

[Anonymous No.17419818]

>>17417913
They are sardines packed in salt, like how anchovies are in the big tins. You just rinse them off, then put them in oil to keep them once you open the tin.

[Anonymous No.17419889]

>>17413520
So this is the power of OCD

[Microwavebro No.17420146]

I wish I could sport fish for deenz .

[Anonymous No.17420200]

i bought some sardines and liked them but the amount of oil made me sick
what do you eat sardines with?

[Anonymous No.17420291]

>>17420200
you know you drain the oil off first right?

[Anonymous No.17420320]

>>17420291
i feel so stupid right now

[Anonymous No.17420330]

>>17420320
its ok bro
it happens

[Anonymous No.17420822]

>>17420200
>>17420291
OIL M8 DATS SAUCE! UR WASTING SAUCE!

[Anonymous No.17420828]

>>17420822
nah
it cooks down to a weird plastic looking thing in the pan
that shit needs to go down the drain

[Anonymous No.17420842]

>>17420200
get the ones that come in sauce instead

[Anonymous No.17420891]

>>17405431
Moroccan sardines > Thailand sardines > polish sardines

[Anonymous No.17420894]

>>17420828
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.17421154]

If you're English and live near the coast there's literally no reason not to go and buy a fishing rod and go catch mackerel. Here's a video I made last summer, skip to 16 mins

https://youtu.be/RUyX53voa3g

[Anonymous No.17421190]

Red pill me on deenz. I love fish, will eat canned tuna, salmon, but canned sardines just seems off for some dumb reason.

[Anonymous No.17422086]

>>17421190
They're another tasty fish that comes packed in many things to enhance the flavour like herb olive oil or peppers

[Anonymous No.17422096]

>>17406201
>>17407776
>>17408597
Hardcore deenz fiends

[Anonymous No.17422108]

>>17421190
Canned sardines/herring/mackerel just seem to survive the process tasting better imo than tuna/salmon compared to fresh. Though pickled salmon is 100% the way to go in terms of tastte

[Anonymous No.17422414]

Are there any stores worth ordering from online for the price? The pack of 12 two layer King Oscar wild caught sardines is the exact same price on Amazon as my local Publix. I'm trying to eat daily sardines but it's pricey.

[Anonymous No.17422434]

>>17422414
$2.68 a tin btw

[Anonymous No.17422637]

i once got a deen with a bunch of eggs in it from a can of deenz
it did not taste good

[Anonymous No.17422699]

>>17422414
>>17422434
How are you going to eat them?
If I'm making Fisherman's Eggs or some such I use Beach Cliff or Chicken Of The Sea.
If I'm just straight out of the tin onto crackers or in a salad I use the pricier stuff.

[Anonymous No.17422820]

>>17405431
Are brunswick dogshit? I normally get king oscar but brunswick is all I can get right now.

[Anonymous No.17423955]

>>17422637
the roe is the best part!

[Anonymous No.17423976]

Deenznuts reporting

I can't find riga gold anywhere. The fried brisling in tomato sauce is the best thing ever and I'm down to my last 4 cans.

[Anonymous No.17424010]

>>17423955
it wasnt good you retard

[Anonymous No.17424014]

>>17424010
your opinion is incorrect!

[Anonymous No.17424024]

>>17423976
I bought most of them.

[Anonymous No.17424062]

>>17424024
I bought all their little glass jar brisling. It was priced 3 for $1 at my local discount grocery so I bought everything they had.

Lady at the register looked at me like I was crazy. I have yet to find a better deal on EVOO sardines.

[Anonymous No.17424158]

>>17405431
what do we think of anchovies?

[Anonymous No.17424275]

>>17424158
Very salty. Very good as a seasoning, not so much for eating straight.