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>> No.17390504

>Not filling every cubic inch with crap you never eat

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Cute and cooking!

>> No.17390678

i want her to squat fuck rape me

>> No.17390700

>"Doubles space"
>Fills freezer with plastic
Humans are fucking retarded.

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>> No.17390714

>no cured meat to keep the juices in.

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>> No.17390731

Dress it up however you want but that would taste disgusting.

>> No.17390746

Why the fuck would you freeze onions?

Seems like a waste or real estate to freeze something so cheap.

The electricity required to keep them frozen is likely more costly than the onions themselves.

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>> No.17390884

Anon, freezers don't magically detect what's put inside them and decide to use more electricity to accommodate it.

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>> No.17390915

I have no idea how people can find THAT attractive. It's like two big mounds of jello just wobbling.

>> No.17390921

A full freezer can actually cost a little bit less than an emptier one. Not filled the fuck up, but reasonably filled.

>> No.17390968

The more stuff you put in a fridge or freezer, the more energy it will require to keep them cold. Just like a room in summertime, which the air conditioner will have to work more to get cold.

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>puts food hanging like a ballsack on those ugly clips

if a woman did this to my fridge ill beat her to death right there on the spot

>> No.17391071

>greasy skin

yeah just keep adding more oil to your meals, chef. really make that pasta swim in it.

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>> No.17391081

Looks like hoarding.

So much fucking oil.

>> No.17391088

>lose the box
>put it in a larger box

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>put two large plastic magazine files on the shell
>poof more shell space

I wanna whack the retards behind this whole video

>> No.17391120

I was expecting a meat pie by the name.
Are possums even worth eating? I imagine only the ones away from urban areas would be ok since their diets don't consist mostly of literal garbage.

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>> No.17391197

no wonder there's more obese ppl in the south

>> No.17391209

not true. an empty fridge is the least energy efficient fridge

>> No.17391210 [DELETED] 

Simple: blacks aren't people.

>> No.17391230

I'm sorry for your lack of test

>> No.17391249


You know how I know you're gay?

>> No.17391265

All of those "hacks" end up taking up more space than it would otherwise.

>> No.17391276

That's because he's basically trying to make an aglio e olio but with fucking meme broccoli

>> No.17391303

>veggies swimming in oil
>adding another splash of oil
Yeah ok, no. Just no.

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>> No.17391462

Source? I want to hear the little boy's commentary.

>> No.17391495

Appreciating all of these new webms op.

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I Try not to change file names

>> No.17391958

but who opens the pantry this fucking slow

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Pantry Models?

>> No.17392228

I would because I b0rked a pull out type shelf-y thing like that by pulling it out too quickly and I wouldn't want to repeat that mistake.

>> No.17392347

>freeze food flat
I do this already and it works best for ground meats
>plastic magazine folders
Interesting idea but real freezer racks can be purchased
>throwaway the boxes
Only useful for items you are familiar with on cooking, like pizzas
>binder clips
>freeze inventory
Why write in the freezer when paper or digital note-taking exists?

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>there are people on /ck/ who would unironically eat this garbage

>> No.17392717

vai a merda panaca, ta falando mal do mestre da pizza?

>> No.17392722

Fuck this shit. I'm going to take a picture of my freezer to show you why this is all bullshit and freezer tetris is king.

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I don't even know what's behind half of this shit. But if your food isn't making you wonder why it doesn't fall out when you open the door then you're doing it wrong.

>> No.17392774

This is your brain on Costco, mine looks the same.

>> No.17392775

Seems like trying to get something out from the back or without everything falling is a fucking chore,no thanks nigga

>> No.17392804

That's what you think, but if you can't see it then it doesn't exist, so you don't try to get anything from the back until you've eaten enough to make it visible and easily accessible again.

>> No.17392806

handy tips desu

>> No.17392812

what if you're looking for something specific and it is too far on the back? again a fucking chore my fren

>> No.17392822

>all this premade shit
its called "cooking", not "heating up some shit that was made in a factory"
pathetic cooklet

>> No.17392835

Enjoy your trichonosis

>> No.17392844

Magnetized containers and Stor-Flat® technology are based ideas, but stuff like lose the box is common sense

>> No.17392888 [DELETED] 


that chink needs punched solidly in the face

>> No.17392899

A full fridge means less warm air will get inside when you open it and thus require less fooling.

>> No.17392923

>no similar reply to all the other garbage in the thread
>not even the zomg bacon brocoli
you are fat and tasteless we know

>> No.17392961

>frozen onions and peppers

Commit not alive

>> No.17392990

The meal looked nice and you clearly haven't worked in a restaurant before. Many renowned dishes have heaps of oil in them.

>> No.17393003

They are a bit fat for people who live in poverty and eating food out of garbage bags. Maybe McDonalds does fatten you up even on small doses of the stuff. ...

>> No.17393014

i just cram my freezer full of stuff
these tips are dumb

>> No.17393017

Yeah, like McDonalds and KFC

>> No.17393027

i feel like the word 'why' can never be said enough times when it comes to ja/ck/

>> No.17393032

It's clear he was going for an aglio e olio with broccoli but even for that oil intensive dish it's excessive. The pasta water is supposed to emulsify the oil and turn it into a sauce that will stick to the pasta, which you can clearly see didn't happen when he tilts the pan or when he takes a bite and the spaghetti is fucking dripping. It didn't happen because he used too much fucking oil. Not only do you not need to be a restaurant chef to know this, but it shows you clearly don't even know how to make the most basic bitch pasta dish in the world.

>> No.17393058

It's a freezer, dipshit.

>> No.17393067

Wish that tomato were my nut sac

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>> No.17393091

I don't eat a lot of pasta but I have worked in hospitality for years and I can assure you that a lot of food has oil, fat, salt, butter and sugar and these ingredients are the #1 reason why food tastes so good.

>> No.17393129

>brown bear in small batches
They said it was black bear thpugh

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>> No.17393151

He never deglazed it

>> No.17393184

Oh, that looks like an interesting reci-
>uses processed am*rican cheese

Into the trash it goes.

>> No.17393187

Please, does anyone have those webms of those Latino stalls just putting like a bunch of weird shit on a plate like the doritos, noodles, lime juice, etc..

I've been thinking about them forever

>> No.17393196

I do the same, but will at least sort through it all every other month to get to the older items.

>> No.17393220

"TOO MUCH SAUCE!" will haunt this video and the man who made it until entropy removes it from the universe.

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Can't you just have an L-shaped door to access the whole space?
Am I missing something here?

>> No.17393234

>lose the boxes
>use these clear boxes instead

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>> No.17393248

Why would you make 14 cups of """salsa""" for one or two filets that each only use a small spoonful?

>> No.17393251

A basic understanding of science has somehow escaped your grasp.

>> No.17393273

Your skin can be greasy and oily even if you use minimal oil in cooking. It's a property of an individual's skin, not the result of his diet. Diet can have an effect but it's minimal.

>> No.17393277

Why wouldn't you just live a life of crime and steal food?

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The way I see it those people need some good oldfashioned gumption.
Mow some lawns, go ask for a job at the local factory (give the foreman a firm handshake), ask the local car dealer if he needs a dependable guy to go door-to-door selling cars.
I bought my first house and put my five kids through college doing that for 35 hours a week myself.
Kids these days are just lazy, I tell you what.

Pull themselves up by the bootstraps? They probably don't even know what a bootstrap is!

>> No.17393293

hot pocket boxes are already really small, just stand them on their side if you want more room

>> No.17393307

This reminds me of that video where in the last 2 seconds it shows one sad birthday boy all alone at the table

>> No.17393350

If they served me some guy with dick I would probably puke too...
Now switch it for some young juicy 20 something hot babe and there won't be even bones left.

>> No.17393358

why do indians always have their food's consistency like poo?

>> No.17393375

I have an ex who was (and likely still is) a fucking idiot like that.
I set a full kettle on to boil on low flame and went to take a quick shower. Came back to the kitchen to find the hob turned off.
According to Princess, "the kettle would melt" if left on the flame too long so she turned it off as soon as it whistled and there went my nice hot cuppa. The stupid cow never even lived with me, was just over because we were going somewhere that morning.
Same dumb bitch also turned on the aircon and opened a window "to give the hot air somewhere to go."
So. Fucking. Stupid. And the sex wasn't even good enough to overlook it so that shit ended right quick.

>> No.17393386

that nigga bald

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>> No.17393400

how does she get out without breaking all the onions?

>> No.17393403

If your shower was so absurdly long that it didn't come back to boiling in 30 seconds she was probably right. Water goes away while it boils.

>> No.17393404

>go up to door to ask if they want their lawn mowed
>get shot because people aint trusting like that no more

>go to factory
>foreman sends you to HR who will send you through a long application process and try to fuck you along the way

>go to dealership
>"lmao try your best"
>get shot again because nobody is opening to anyone but the mailman and doordash guy anymore

I have been working 50 hour weeks for the longest time now, but when you have a shit employment contract you cant get out of without a lawyer (which i cant afford) you are fucked. System is fucked now. Whoever didnt have money 20 years ago wont have it now, the ship has sailed

>> No.17393481

>store things flat
>plastic dividers
>lost the box
>freezer inventory

>> No.17393485

childhood w

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Did you really take that post seriously, bro?

>> No.17393521

Was Ja/ck/ actually in the wrong here? The variation of the product he obtained lacked the information about the clasp being there purely for transportation purposes and the claim that Ja/ck/ spread misinformation by typing that the device exploded clearly wasn't a claim about the device bursting in flames, but instead that the device opened rapidly in a seemingly sudden and unwanted manner that might question the functionality of the device itself.

>> No.17393523

>Am I missing something here?
That silver door is a dishwasher

>> No.17393544

I fucking hate roast yams.

>> No.17393562

Bruh... even with an empty kettle, no "hob" in the world puts out enough BTUs to melt fucking metal so no, she was not probably right. She was definitely wrong. Fucking dumbass.

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>> No.17393585

He's an idiot and didn't read the fucking directions.

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Wrong fucking Jack died

>> No.17393610

I did notice that but I figured that was their own fault for putting that thing in the corner rather than something that requires someone to invent a new type of cupboard.

>> No.17393616

maybe the kettle was made of lead, it definitely could've melted
it would certainly explain why his ex was so retarded

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I don't think that that was the issue in this case. From what I remember there were different instructions that came shipped with the devices, in which only some mentioned that the latch was for transportation/storage purpose only and Jack's was one that didn't have these.

>> No.17393665

I've never seen chickens so expressive.

>> No.17393674

>Take a shower
>Kettle whistles
>Be surprised when someone turns it off
You're an even bigger idiot than your ex, she's better off with someone smarter

>> No.17393675

>just leave the kettle screaming on the stove

>> No.17393693

I don't think it's about the whistling. Pretty sure it's about the reasoning for her turning off the stove.

>> No.17393694

No it'd explain why he was so stupid. Any reasonable person would turn off someone else's kettle while they were showering.

>> No.17393695

why would anyone design a device like that
hold on I'm gonna design a toater that requires you to lock it and flip it upside-down to toast the other side

>> No.17393697

He's acting like the reasoning was the cause of him not getting his hot drink when it was him being the bigger idiot of the two. He's an absolute buffoon.

>> No.17393722

okay now explain his ex leaving a window open for the hot air

>> No.17393742

who the fuck cares, I don't want to white knight for some random bitch and you shouldn't white knight for some low IQ Anon who can't use a kettle lmao

>> No.17393914

Brazillians aren't people, anon.

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where my matgeek bros at?

>> No.17394614

>cooks the shit out of your rapini

>> No.17394615

A fellow man of culture

>> No.17394620

just get a chest freezer

>> No.17394703

>Diet can have an effect but it's minimal
i can tell you from personal experience that diet can have a significant and rapid effect.

>> No.17394942

American spotted.

>> No.17394944

So this is what people mean when they say they burn pasta or rice.

>> No.17394948

*U S E F U L*

>> No.17394954

This is the Philippines, almost half the country lives on less than $2/day.
Some how they produce tons of nurses and export them to the US.

>> No.17394955

You're mixing up your shit skins Anon. These are South Americans

>> No.17394977

Nothing besides laying things flat looks useful in this webm

>> No.17395420

S o y? S O Y?

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>> No.17395504

these are so fucking useless without the macronutrient ratios, jesus christ, i hate facebook food clickbait so much

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>> No.17395596

I assume they opened it slowly to better show off how it works

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>> No.17395705

actually kinda want to try that

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>> No.17395789

just cook it all the way through

>> No.17395801

This guy gives me strong sexual vives

>> No.17395805

me on the left

>> No.17395828

And people say that being autistic means you cant be successful.

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>> No.17395859

what do the times signify?

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>> No.17395939

how many minutes

>> No.17395943

*stabs you* not so funny now, r u?

>> No.17395948

i work with this guy's son apparently, what's this dudes name?

>> No.17395950

>how to ruin your sweater

>> No.17395953

*nuzzles stab wound* oWo wots this??

>> No.17396015

>eggless mayonnaise
not mayonnaise you gross skinned shit

>> No.17396042


This awakened something in me that I did not know was there.

>> No.17396094

Is that gold foil on that steak? I unironically respect salt bae for scamming stupid people out of their money.

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I never got to see if she was bowlegged liked most jap women. this topic caught my interest recently

>> No.17396133

I freeze a lot of random produce (ginger, peeled garlic, lemongrass, etc) but this just seems like a waste of freezer space. Onions last a pretty long time on the shelf and it's not like they're seasonal. Also, the problem with this is that they're all cut the same way.

>> No.17396182

dumb bitch wouldn't have to mash them half-assed like that if she hadn't half-assed the dicing in the first place
stupid bitch

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>> No.17396277

I've done it, but only once. It scrambles, but not /completely/. You can even see a bit of the unscrambled white in that webm when it's cut into. The first few cuts have some white to them.

>> No.17396291

that place is not the standard here

>> No.17396292

I was going to say it's so thin it's cheap, but apparently it's $5 for a 10x10cm sheet.

>> No.17396296

Im pretty sure theres tilapia being farmed in that water because they're fed with chicken poop and this seems pretty efficient

>> No.17396317

why do normies celebrate trivial stuff with such intensity

>> No.17396352

thats not intense, it just seems that way because your emotions are blunted by depression

>> No.17396382

Mushrooms soak better actually

>> No.17396466

This guy FUCKS

>> No.17396508

is jack now bedridden because that looks like the texture of my fuzzy blankets

>> No.17396522

yeah I saw that, can't be surprised because even using a fork in a bowl sometimes the last bit of egg white really does not want to break. that said Id probably 'scramble' it more efficiently/longer than the guy in the webm (and without ruining an article of clothing for no reason)

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>> No.17396554

they're using a fuck ton of oil. probably to mask the smell and taste

>> No.17396562

shes very attractive in a milf-y kind of way.

>> No.17396566

people who love mayo this much disgust me

>> No.17396570

they're also cheap as balls
why my pp hard

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Digestion time.

>> No.17396597

Definitely gonna need some sauce on this.
For culinary research.

>> No.17396605

>Digestion time
is slow digestion time good or bad? there seems to be healthy food on both sides of the chart.

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>The foods with the longest time to digest are bacon, beef, lamb, whole milk hard cheese, and nuts.

In other words, I don't know?

>> No.17396634

the nuts are throwing me off. without those id lean towards slow digestion times being bad, but apparently we evolved to eat lots of nuts and berries.

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>> No.17396667

that is walter staib

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>> No.17396672
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>> No.17396678
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>> No.17396686

>murdering a cow for this joke of a meal

why do people have to be so disgusting.

>> No.17396691

oh haha they did thing wrong!

>> No.17396704

dumbest post on /ck/ right now, congratulations

>> No.17396708

who is this semen demon?

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>> No.17396806
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>eggless mayo
>but puts cheese on the sandwich
What the fuck? Still looks interesting.

>> No.17396830

peanut butter and toe jelly

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>> No.17396860

I have an old cookbook that has some possum recipes, but I've never had it myself.

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>> No.17396923

what's he flicking the knife on at the top?

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>> No.17397132
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>these are so fucking useless without the macronutrient ratios

>> No.17397138

I'm confused. Izzat tiddie milk?

>> No.17397146

a dealer gave a friend and I a bag in one of those once, didn't realize till we got home, had quite the laugh

>> No.17397157

You can't murder cows.

>> No.17397172


>> No.17397179
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You are mistaken

>> No.17397188

I just used an old shirt unknown provinence. I think it was in the house when I bought the place, along with some blankets I don't remember buying.

>> No.17397197

I mean if it was junk fabric sure, I just wouldn't ruin an actual article of clothing which I don't doubt people have done for videos like that simply because it says 'use a sweater!' or whatever. but I was also thinking I could just idly swing a slingshot like contraption around for a while and get better results if I really cared to try it

>> No.17397199

rural whitoids are disgusting

>> No.17397225
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Um...yes, a freezer FULL.

>> No.17397231

I don't think a slingshot would work. The egg needs to be closer to the center of gravity than a slingshot could manage, unless the way I'm imagining you using it is completely different than what you intend to do. Also, how in the fuck did I misspell "provenance" so badly? I'm not awake yet.

Cows cannot be murdered. That's not what murder is.

>> No.17397250

biggest retard award goes to

>> No.17397260

I said slingshot but I meant something elastic that would be less difficult to keep in scrambling motion, basically something I could just mindlessly oscillate in one hand while scrambling, which a slingshot could do if it were secured right. I'm also >>17397172 and I yeah no shit you can't murder cows but you're being pedantic about murder clearly being used synonymously with kill, as no one would genuinely think someone confused frankenstein for his monster

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>> No.17397286

ok? i'd be much more impressed with someone demonstrating them successfully eating crow than someone managing to heat it and stuff it in their gullet

>> No.17397297

i need this, but for my anus!

>> No.17397314
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>A group of crows is called a “murder.”
>Wa La

>> No.17397354

is there much a difference shown between a limpwrist faggot and not? I was talking about doing it idly over time, this seems to be a continuation of the first guy 'oh haha just do it over 15 mins' while seeming to consciously not try and move his forearms more than necessary because movement is hard?

>> No.17397471

You can't murder cows.

>> No.17397584
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>> No.17397591

Wait what? Are they really? Why?

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>> No.17397601

Freezing onions can break up their cellular structure and make them cook faster, useful for things like onion rings or what have you.

>> No.17397604
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>> No.17397609

Eh, what's up, duck?!

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>> No.17397626

Why do these people never use a large enough pan for frying good lord.

>> No.17397634

I would not trust any food made by a furry.

>> No.17397637
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>> No.17397648

That doesn't even look appetizing what the fuck. Maybe I'm just a retard but I really don't get the appeal of gold leaf, especially covering the entire thing in it.

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>> No.17397666
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>fat for people who live in poverty
It's one of the cruel ironies of our processed-food world that the only crappy shit poor people can afford is the shitty crap that makes you fat.
Yes, "poor" no longer means "emaciated and starved to death" in much of the world. It still means malnutrition, only in another form.
When autopsies refer to obese fat fucks as "well-nourished," they may be well-intentioned, but they're neither kind nor accurate.

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>> No.17397812

>ingredients list oregano
>calls it basil in the directions
>oregano doesn't belong in caprese
Shit vid, 2bh.

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Absolutely disgusting
what makes retarded males think anyone wants to see them eat anything or do any form of AsMr fucking degenerates

>> No.17398305

>jumping around and yelling is not intense
take your lithium

>> No.17398410

Satan pls nobody is forcing them to overeat

>> No.17398580

I don't even recognise ¾ of that shit. wtf is it all? I speak Spanish, so the packaged stuff I can figger out, but the rest of it, I'm lost. What in the shit are those jiggly bitches? Boiled pork skin? Looks like boiled pork skin. I've never seen them cooked plain like that if that's what they are..

>> No.17398621

I think that's onion?

>> No.17398631

They jiggle more like boiled pork skin than they do onion though I would guess that onion would make more sense.

>> No.17398761

>Some how they produce tons of nurses and export them to the US.

Some of the biggest whores that walk this earth. Thank the lord for Filipinas.

>> No.17398772

my wife lets me do this when she goes on her trips, it's awesome

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I stand by my (possibly misguided) remarks.

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>> No.17398840

How long does it take for you to take a quick shower?

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>remove excess fat

>> No.17398939
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IIRC he blamed the pan for undercooking the egg

>> No.17398950

Well that was depressing.

>> No.17398988
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Try and use it to be more grateful for your own life instead of having it bring you down, anon.

>> No.17399062

Like 5 to 10 minutes. Low IQ Anon must've taken a ridiculously long short shower

>> No.17399093

So just a shitty way to prepare and use broccoli & bacon salad

>> No.17399238
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Close, it's pickled pork skin.

>> No.17399252

An ape-creature eats rice, what's going on here?

>> No.17399267

An ivory tower jackass is trying to feel something in his hollow soul by mocking impoverishment.

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>> No.17399544

but just imagine how much more you could fit if you added some
>magnetized jars
>stacking plastic bins
>binder clips
>fucking magazine files

>> No.17399547
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>> No.17399573

Varg, we have supermarkets in France, putain de merde.

>> No.17399575

she looks really good and healthy for such an uncivilized person

>> No.17399594

source on the professional footage ??

>> No.17399634

Marks & sparks ad from 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4pctQMdg4

>> No.17399655

They're not fed with chicken poop. They nitrogen-fixing bacteria are where the fish get their nutrients, or insects.

>> No.17399665

then you keep it near the front fren

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>> No.17399702

>Am I missing something here?
yeah, the dishwasher

>> No.17399706
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>> No.17399727

>I told you to keep the eggs warm you dumb bitch

>> No.17399739

have you never once used a waffle iron?

>> No.17399751

>he puts mayo in his eclairs

>> No.17399757

Yes, city niggers are much better, aren't they?

Hey mods, kill yourselves, you nigger loving subhumans. You delete this post but not his. Kill yourself.

>> No.17399778

>put thing in freezer
>freezer works to cool thing down to temp
>work requires energy
>energy requires payment
gee not so hard to figure out now is it?

>> No.17399839

I'm pretty sure anon was objecting to the "more energy to keep them cold" part.

>> No.17399953

Fucking Christ man, get a bigger pot
>Don't leave a mess!

>> No.17400059
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>> No.17400109
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>> No.17400128

Except in terms of Freezers you actually get better efficiency with higher capacity otherwise you're just cooling air which is terrible at temp retention. The only way to get better is dedicated freezer chest. Why are you such a technologically backward rube?

>> No.17400344

Or just don't freeze that much? Serious question why don't people just fridge the leftovers for lunch next day?

>> No.17400608

>off grid
>everything they use is made of plastic, industrial made soap, and fucking hotdogs
hate "off grid" content

>> No.17400621

I personally do not get it. The only thing I have in my freezer is ice cubes, homemade stock cubes, and frozen fruit and veggies for if the day is fucked and i need an easy smoothie.

>> No.17400673
File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, Baked Eggs in Avocado With Bacon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

THEY ON A BOAT, but it's about WATTS used for a meal.

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>> No.17401117

I had a paper route as a kid. Folding papers would make hands black from the ink. The last thing I would want my food wrapped in is newpaper. It also has a distinct musty recycled paper smell to it.

>> No.17401317

Is this part of 'eat the bug' conditioning? 'Eat this sad looking blob, it's high tech!'

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