2022-05-12: Ghost posting is now globally disabled. 2022: Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!
>>17390493>Not filling every cubic inch with crap you never eatNGMI
Cute and cooking!Cuuking!
>>17390622i want her to squat fuck rape me
>>17390493>"Doubles space">Fills freezer with plasticHumans are fucking retarded.
>>17390501>no cured meat to keep the juices in.lmao.
>>17390529Dress it up however you want but that would taste disgusting.
>>17390493Why the fuck would you freeze onions?Seems like a waste or real estate to freeze something so cheap. The electricity required to keep them frozen is likely more costly than the onions themselves.
>>17390746Anon, freezers don't magically detect what's put inside them and decide to use more electricity to accommodate it.
>>17390518I have no idea how people can find THAT attractive. It's like two big mounds of jello just wobbling.
>>17390884A full freezer can actually cost a little bit less than an emptier one. Not filled the fuck up, but reasonably filled.
>>17390884The more stuff you put in a fridge or freezer, the more energy it will require to keep them cold. Just like a room in summertime, which the air conditioner will have to work more to get cold.
>>17390493>puts food hanging like a ballsack on those ugly clips if a woman did this to my fridge ill beat her to death right there on the spot
>>17390549>greasy skinyeah just keep adding more oil to your meals, chef. really make that pasta swim in it.
>>17391001Looks like hoarding. >>17390549So much fucking oil.
>>17390493>lose the box>put it in a larger box
>>17390493>put two large plastic magazine files on the shell>...>poof more shell spaceI wanna whack the retards behind this whole video
>>17391078I was expecting a meat pie by the name.Are possums even worth eating? I imagine only the ones away from urban areas would be ok since their diets don't consist mostly of literal garbage.
>>17391078no wonder there's more obese ppl in the south
>>17390968not true. an empty fridge is the least energy efficient fridge
>>17390915Simple: blacks aren't people.
>>17390915I'm sorry for your lack of test
>>17390915You know how I know you're gay?
>>17390493All of those "hacks" end up taking up more space than it would otherwise.
>>17391081>>17391071That's because he's basically trying to make an aglio e olio but with fucking meme broccoli
>>17390549>veggies swimming in oil>adding another splash of oilYeah ok, no. Just no.
>>17391162Source? I want to hear the little boy's commentary.
Appreciating all of these new webms op.
>>17391462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx98WFJonukI Try not to change file names
>>17390878but who opens the pantry this fucking slow
>>17391958I would because I b0rked a pull out type shelf-y thing like that by pulling it out too quickly and I wouldn't want to repeat that mistake.
>>17390493>magnetsstupid>freeze food flatI do this already and it works best for ground meats>plastic magazine foldersInteresting idea but real freezer racks can be purchased>throwaway the boxesOnly useful for items you are familiar with on cooking, like pizzas>binder clipsStupid>freeze inventoryWhy write in the freezer when paper or digital note-taking exists?
>>17392424>there are people on /ck/ who would unironically eat this garbage
>>17392513vai a merda panaca, ta falando mal do mestre da pizza?
>>17390493Fuck this shit. I'm going to take a picture of my freezer to show you why this is all bullshit and freezer tetris is king.
>>17392722I don't even know what's behind half of this shit. But if your food isn't making you wonder why it doesn't fall out when you open the door then you're doing it wrong.
>>17392761This is your brain on Costco, mine looks the same.
>>17392761Seems like trying to get something out from the back or without everything falling is a fucking chore,no thanks nigga
>>17392775That's what you think, but if you can't see it then it doesn't exist, so you don't try to get anything from the back until you've eaten enough to make it visible and easily accessible again.
>>17390493handy tips desu
>>17392804what if you're looking for something specific and it is too far on the back? again a fucking chore my fren
>>17392761>all this premade shitits called "cooking", not "heating up some shit that was made in a factory"pathetic cooklet
>>17390595Enjoy your trichonosis
>>17390493Magnetized containers and Stor-Flat® technology are based ideas, but stuff like lose the box is common sense
>>17391345that chink needs punched solidly in the face
>>17390968A full fridge means less warm air will get inside when you open it and thus require less fooling.
>>17390731>no similar reply to all the other garbage in the thread>not even the zomg bacon brocoliyou are fat and tasteless we know
>>17390493>frozen onions and peppersCommit not alive
>>17391071The meal looked nice and you clearly haven't worked in a restaurant before. Many renowned dishes have heaps of oil in them.
>>17390862They are a bit fat for people who live in poverty and eating food out of garbage bags. Maybe McDonalds does fatten you up even on small doses of the stuff. ...
>>17390493i just cram my freezer full of stuffthese tips are dumb
>>17392990Yeah, like McDonalds and KFC
>>17390727i feel like the word 'why' can never be said enough times when it comes to ja/ck/
>>17392990It's clear he was going for an aglio e olio with broccoli but even for that oil intensive dish it's excessive. The pasta water is supposed to emulsify the oil and turn it into a sauce that will stick to the pasta, which you can clearly see didn't happen when he tilts the pan or when he takes a bite and the spaghetti is fucking dripping. It didn't happen because he used too much fucking oil. Not only do you not need to be a restaurant chef to know this, but it shows you clearly don't even know how to make the most basic bitch pasta dish in the world.
>>17392822It's a freezer, dipshit.
>>17390622Wish that tomato were my nut sac
>>17393032I don't eat a lot of pasta but I have worked in hospitality for years and I can assure you that a lot of food has oil, fat, salt, butter and sugar and these ingredients are the #1 reason why food tastes so good.
>>17390595>brown bear in small batchesThey said it was black bear thpugh
>>17392424>WE WUZ CHEFS N SHEIT
>>17390595He never deglazed it
>>17390536Oh, that looks like an interesting reci->uses processed am*rican cheeseInto the trash it goes.
Please, does anyone have those webms of those Latino stalls just putting like a bunch of weird shit on a plate like the doritos, noodles, lime juice, etc..I've been thinking about them forever
>>17392761>>17392775I do the same, but will at least sort through it all every other month to get to the older items.
>>17390549"TOO MUCH SAUCE!" will haunt this video and the man who made it until entropy removes it from the universe.
>>17390878Can't you just have an L-shaped door to access the whole space?Am I missing something here?
>>17390493>lose the boxes>use these clear boxes insteadStupid.
>>17390496Why would you make 14 cups of """salsa""" for one or two filets that each only use a small spoonful?
>>17390968A basic understanding of science has somehow escaped your grasp.
>>17391071Your skin can be greasy and oily even if you use minimal oil in cooking. It's a property of an individual's skin, not the result of his diet. Diet can have an effect but it's minimal.
>>17390862Why wouldn't you just live a life of crime and steal food?
>>17393277The way I see it those people need some good oldfashioned gumption.Mow some lawns, go ask for a job at the local factory (give the foreman a firm handshake), ask the local car dealer if he needs a dependable guy to go door-to-door selling cars.I bought my first house and put my five kids through college doing that for 35 hours a week myself.Kids these days are just lazy, I tell you what.Pull themselves up by the bootstraps? They probably don't even know what a bootstrap is!
>>17390493hot pocket boxes are already really small, just stand them on their side if you want more room
>>17393290This reminds me of that video where in the last 2 seconds it shows one sad birthday boy all alone at the table
>>17391130If they served me some guy with dick I would probably puke too...Now switch it for some young juicy 20 something hot babe and there won't be even bones left.
>>17392424why do indians always have their food's consistency like poo?
>>17393251I have an ex who was (and likely still is) a fucking idiot like that.I set a full kettle on to boil on low flame and went to take a quick shower. Came back to the kitchen to find the hob turned off.According to Princess, "the kettle would melt" if left on the flame too long so she turned it off as soon as it whistled and there went my nice hot cuppa. The stupid cow never even lived with me, was just over because we were going somewhere that morning.Same dumb bitch also turned on the aircon and opened a window "to give the hot air somewhere to go."So. Fucking. Stupid. And the sex wasn't even good enough to overlook it so that shit ended right quick.
>>17393238that nigga bald
>>17393389how does she get out without breaking all the onions?
>>17393375If your shower was so absurdly long that it didn't come back to boiling in 30 seconds she was probably right. Water goes away while it boils.
>>17393290>go up to door to ask if they want their lawn mowed>get shot because people aint trusting like that no more>go to factory>foreman sends you to HR who will send you through a long application process and try to fuck you along the way>go to dealership>"lmao try your best">get shot again because nobody is opening to anyone but the mailman and doordash guy anymoreI have been working 50 hour weeks for the longest time now, but when you have a shit employment contract you cant get out of without a lawyer (which i cant afford) you are fucked. System is fucked now. Whoever didnt have money 20 years ago wont have it now, the ship has sailed
>>17390493>magnetsretarded>store things flatgood>plastic dividersretarded>lost the boxgood>clipsretarded>freezer inventorygoo->WRITTEN ON THE FUCKING FREEZER WALLretarded
>>17393404Did you really take that post seriously, bro?
>>17390727Was Ja/ck/ actually in the wrong here? The variation of the product he obtained lacked the information about the clasp being there purely for transportation purposes and the claim that Ja/ck/ spread misinformation by typing that the device exploded clearly wasn't a claim about the device bursting in flames, but instead that the device opened rapidly in a seemingly sudden and unwanted manner that might question the functionality of the device itself.
>>17393232>Am I missing something here?That silver door is a dishwasher
>>17393488I fucking hate roast yams.
>>17393403Bruh... even with an empty kettle, no "hob" in the world puts out enough BTUs to melt fucking metal so no, she was not probably right. She was definitely wrong. Fucking dumbass.
>>17393521He's an idiot and didn't read the fucking directions.
Wrong fucking Jack died
>>17393523I did notice that but I figured that was their own fault for putting that thing in the corner rather than something that requires someone to invent a new type of cupboard.
>>17393562maybe the kettle was made of lead, it definitely could've meltedit would certainly explain why his ex was so retarded
>>17393585I don't think that that was the issue in this case. From what I remember there were different instructions that came shipped with the devices, in which only some mentioned that the latch was for transportation/storage purpose only and Jack's was one that didn't have these.
>>17393073I've never seen chickens so expressive.
>>17393375>Take a shower>Kettle whistles>Be surprised when someone turns it offYou're an even bigger idiot than your ex, she's better off with someone smarter
>>17393375>just leave the kettle screaming on the stove
>>17393674>>17393675I don't think it's about the whistling. Pretty sure it's about the reasoning for her turning off the stove.
>>17393616No it'd explain why he was so stupid. Any reasonable person would turn off someone else's kettle while they were showering.
>>17393628why would anyone design a device like that hold on I'm gonna design a toater that requires you to lock it and flip it upside-down to toast the other side
>>17393693He's acting like the reasoning was the cause of him not getting his hot drink when it was him being the bigger idiot of the two. He's an absolute buffoon.
>>17393694>>17393697okay now explain his ex leaving a window open for the hot air
>>17393722who the fuck cares, I don't want to white knight for some random bitch and you shouldn't white knight for some low IQ Anon who can't use a kettle lmao
>>17392513Brazillians aren't people, anon.
>>17390493where my matgeek bros at?
>>17390549>cooks the shit out of your rapinith-thanks
>>17390678A fellow man of culture
>>17390493just get a chest freezerhttps://youtu.be/CGAhWgkKlHI
>>17393273>>17393273>Diet can have an effect but it's minimali can tell you from personal experience that diet can have a significant and rapid effect.
>>17390727So this is what people mean when they say they burn pasta or rice.
>>17392183*U S E F U L*
>>17393277>>17393290This is the Philippines, almost half the country lives on less than $2/day.Some how they produce tons of nurses and export them to the US.
>>17393358You're mixing up your shit skins Anon. These are South Americans
>>17390493Nothing besides laying things flat looks useful in this webm
>>17392183S o y? S O Y?
>>17395484these are so fucking useless without the macronutrient ratios, jesus christ, i hate facebook food clickbait so much
>>17391958I assume they opened it slowly to better show off how it works
>>17395512actually kinda want to try that
>>17392835just cook it all the way through
>>17395784This guy gives me strong sexual vives
>>17395784me on the left
>>17395784And people say that being autistic means you cant be successful.
>>17395700what do the times signify?
>>17395859how many minutes
>>17395939*stabs you* not so funny now, r u?
>>17395830i work with this guy's son apparently, what's this dudes name?
>>17395512>how to ruin your sweater
>>17395943*nuzzles stab wound* oWo wots this??
>>17390536>eggless mayonnaisenot mayonnaise you gross skinned shit
>>17390622This awakened something in me that I did not know was there.
>>17395784Is that gold foil on that steak? I unironically respect salt bae for scamming stupid people out of their money.
>>17390622I never got to see if she was bowlegged liked most jap women. this topic caught my interest recently
>>17391001I freeze a lot of random produce (ginger, peeled garlic, lemongrass, etc) but this just seems like a waste of freezer space. Onions last a pretty long time on the shelf and it's not like they're seasonal. Also, the problem with this is that they're all cut the same way.
>>17393389dumb bitch wouldn't have to mash them half-assed like that if she hadn't half-assed the dicing in the first placestupid bitch
>>17395705I've done it, but only once. It scrambles, but not /completely/. You can even see a bit of the unscrambled white in that webm when it's cut into. The first few cuts have some white to them.
>>17393914that place is not the standard here
>>17396094I was going to say it's so thin it's cheap, but apparently it's $5 for a 10x10cm sheet.
>>17393075Im pretty sure theres tilapia being farmed in that water because they're fed with chicken poop and this seems pretty efficient
>>17395784why do normies celebrate trivial stuff with such intensity
>>17396317thats not intense, it just seems that way because your emotions are blunted by depression
>>17390714Mushrooms soak better actually
>>17395784This guy FUCKS
>>17396230is jack now bedridden because that looks like the texture of my fuzzy blankets
>>17396277yeah I saw that, can't be surprised because even using a fork in a bowl sometimes the last bit of egg white really does not want to break. that said Id probably 'scramble' it more efficiently/longer than the guy in the webm (and without ruining an article of clothing for no reason)
>>17393003they're using a fuck ton of oil. probably to mask the smell and taste
>>17396541shes very attractive in a milf-y kind of way.
>>17396541people who love mayo this much disgust me
>>17396133they're also cheap as balls>>17391504why my pp hard
>>17396541Definitely gonna need some sauce on this. For culinary research.
>>17396592>Digestion timeis slow digestion time good or bad? there seems to be healthy food on both sides of the chart.
>>17396605>The foods with the longest time to digest are bacon, beef, lamb, whole milk hard cheese, and nuts.In other words, I don't know?
>>17396623the nuts are throwing me off. without those id lean towards slow digestion times being bad, but apparently we evolved to eat lots of nuts and berries.
>>17395948that is walter staib
>>17396675>murdering a cow for this joke of a mealwhy do people have to be so disgusting.
>>17396673oh haha they did thing wrong!
>>17390968dumbest post on /ck/ right now, congratulations
>>17396541who is this semen demon?
>>17390536>eggless mayo>but puts cheese on the sandwich>AMERICAN CHEESE no lessWhat the fuck? Still looks interesting.
>>17393225peanut butter and toe jelly
>>17391120I have an old cookbook that has some possum recipes, but I've never had it myself.
>>17396874what's he flicking the knife on at the top?
>>17395504>these are so fucking useless without the macronutrient ratios
>>17396933I'm confused. Izzat tiddie milk?
>>17397064ah>>17396933a dealer gave a friend and I a bag in one of those once, didn't realize till we got home, had quite the laugh
>>17396686You can't murder cows.
>>17397157You are mistaken
>>17396522I just used an old shirt unknown provinence. I think it was in the house when I bought the place, along with some blankets I don't remember buying.
>>17397188I mean if it was junk fabric sure, I just wouldn't ruin an actual article of clothing which I don't doubt people have done for videos like that simply because it says 'use a sweater!' or whatever. but I was also thinking I could just idly swing a slingshot like contraption around for a while and get better results if I really cared to try it
>>17391162rural whitoids are disgusting
>>17397138Um...yes, a freezer FULL.
>>17397197I don't think a slingshot would work. The egg needs to be closer to the center of gravity than a slingshot could manage, unless the way I'm imagining you using it is completely different than what you intend to do. Also, how in the fuck did I misspell "provenance" so badly? I'm not awake yet.>>17397179>>17397172Cows cannot be murdered. That's not what murder is.
>>17393003biggest retard award goes to
>>17397231I said slingshot but I meant something elastic that would be less difficult to keep in scrambling motion, basically something I could just mindlessly oscillate in one hand while scrambling, which a slingshot could do if it were secured right. I'm also >>17397172 and I yeah no shit you can't murder cows but you're being pedantic about murder clearly being used synonymously with kill, as no one would genuinely think someone confused frankenstein for his monster
>>17397279ok? i'd be much more impressed with someone demonstrating them successfully eating crow than someone managing to heat it and stuff it in their gullet
>>17390493i need this, but for my anus!
>>17397286>A group of crows is called a “murder.”>>17397297>Wa La
>>17397314is there much a difference shown between a limpwrist faggot and not? I was talking about doing it idly over time, this seems to be a continuation of the first guy 'oh haha just do it over 15 mins' while seeming to consciously not try and move his forearms more than necessary because movement is hard?
>>17397260You can't murder cows.
>>17396118Wait what? Are they really? Why?
>>17390746Freezing onions can break up their cellular structure and make them cook faster, useful for things like onion rings or what have you.
>>17396592Eh, what's up, duck?!
>>17393232Why do these people never use a large enough pan for frying good lord.
>>17393488I would not trust any food made by a furry.
>>17395784That doesn't even look appetizing what the fuck. Maybe I'm just a retard but I really don't get the appeal of gold leaf, especially covering the entire thing in it.
>>17393003>fat for people who live in povertyIt's one of the cruel ironies of our processed-food world that the only crappy shit poor people can afford is the shitty crap that makes you fat.Yes, "poor" no longer means "emaciated and starved to death" in much of the world. It still means malnutrition, only in another form.When autopsies refer to obese fat fucks as "well-nourished," they may be well-intentioned, but they're neither kind nor accurate.
>>17397584>ingredients list oregano>calls it basil in the directions>oregano doesn't belong in capreseShit vid, 2bh.
>>17390549Absolutely disgustingwhat makes retarded males think anyone wants to see them eat anything or do any form of AsMr fucking degenerates
>>17396352>jumping around and yelling is not intensetake your lithium
>>17397666Satan pls nobody is forcing them to overeat
>>17397865I don't even recognise ¾ of that shit. wtf is it all? I speak Spanish, so the packaged stuff I can figger out, but the rest of it, I'm lost. What in the shit are those jiggly bitches? Boiled pork skin? Looks like boiled pork skin. I've never seen them cooked plain like that if that's what they are..
>>17398580I think that's onion?
>>17398621They jiggle more like boiled pork skin than they do onion though I would guess that onion would make more sense.
>>17394954>Some how they produce tons of nurses and export them to the US.Some of the biggest whores that walk this earth. Thank the lord for Filipinas.
>>17393290my wife lets me do this when she goes on her trips, it's awesome
>>17393251>>17393375>>17396704I stand by my (possibly misguided) remarks.
>>17393742How long does it take for you to take a quick shower?
>>17397689>remove excess fat
>>17398866IIRC he blamed the pan for undercooking the egg
>>17398939Well that was depressing.
>>17398950Try and use it to be more grateful for your own life instead of having it bring you down, anon.
>>17398840Like 5 to 10 minutes. Low IQ Anon must've taken a ridiculously long short shower
>>17390510So just a shitty way to prepare and use broccoli & bacon salad
>>17398580>>17398621Close, it's pickled pork skin.
>>17398939An ape-creature eats rice, what's going on here?
>>17399252An ivory tower jackass is trying to feel something in his hollow soul by mocking impoverishment.
>>17392761but just imagine how much more you could fit if you added some>magnetized jars>stacking plastic bins>binder clips>fucking magazine files
>>17391162Varg, we have supermarkets in France, putain de merde.
>>17398939she looks really good and healthy for such an uncivilized person
>>17398815source on the professional footage ??
>>17399594Marks & sparks ad from 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4pctQMdg4
>>17396296They're not fed with chicken poop. They nitrogen-fixing bacteria are where the fish get their nutrients, or insects.
>>17392812then you keep it near the front fren
>>17393232>Am I missing something here?yeah, the dishwasher
>>17393073>I told you to keep the eggs warm you dumb bitch
>>17393695have you never once used a waffle iron?
>>17396566>he puts mayo in his eclairs
>>17397199Yes, city niggers are much better, aren't they?Hey mods, kill yourselves, you nigger loving subhumans. You delete this post but not his. Kill yourself.
>>17396704>put thing in freezer>freezer works to cool thing down to temp>work requires energy>energy requires paymentgee not so hard to figure out now is it?
>>17399778I'm pretty sure anon was objecting to the "more energy to keep them cold" part.
>>17397279Fucking Christ man, get a bigger pot>Don't leave a mess!MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP SUCH A FUCKING MESS IF YOU USED A BIGGER POT
>>17399778Except in terms of Freezers you actually get better efficiency with higher capacity otherwise you're just cooling air which is terrible at temp retention. The only way to get better is dedicated freezer chest. Why are you such a technologically backward rube?
>>17390493Or just don't freeze that much? Serious question why don't people just fridge the leftovers for lunch next day?
>>17400059>off grid>everything they use is made of plastic, industrial made soap, and fucking hotdogshate "off grid" content
>>17400344I personally do not get it. The only thing I have in my freezer is ice cubes, homemade stock cubes, and frozen fruit and veggies for if the day is fucked and i need an easy smoothie.
>>17400608THEY ON A BOAT, but it's about WATTS used for a meal.
>>17393488I had a paper route as a kid. Folding papers would make hands black from the ink. The last thing I would want my food wrapped in is newpaper. It also has a distinct musty recycled paper smell to it.
>>17401037Is this part of 'eat the bug' conditioning? 'Eat this sad looking blob, it's high tech!'