I got ck/ed

[Anonymous No.17389968]

Yall fans recommend cast iron crap, it can't fucking fry an egg, I want my 15 euro back cunts 0jRV8

[Anonymous No.17389974]

Cast iron is for a fattier type of cooking if you are frying eggs. If you like to use very little to no fat, then cast iron isn't a good choice.

[Anonymous No.17389978]

>>17389974
I did put oil tho

[Anonymous No.17389985]

>>17389968
I've never had this issue. Then again I'm gay...

[Anonymous No.17389994]

>>17389968
>Can't fry an egg
>types captcha in reply box

typical

[Anonymous No.17390003]

>>17389978
You need more oil or the pan was the wrong temperature.

[Anonymous No.17390020]

>>17389968
Hahaha an amazon ad bot thread prepping us to sell your shitty cancer nonstick pans.

Just make with the product you're going to recommend, adbot.

[Anonymous No.17390107]

Is that how you season this shite

[Anonymous No.17390112]

Do I pour half a bottle of oil and 3 sticks of butter when I wanna fry one egg? Absolute cuckery

[Anonymous No.17390148]

>>17390107
Jesus christ you're fucking pathetic lmao

[Anonymous No.17390166]

>>17390000

[Anonymous No.17390185]

>>17389985
True, you are.

[Anonymous No.17390195]

>>17389968
Should've bought stainless instead.

[Anonymous No.17390221]

>yall

[Anonymous No.17390227]

>>17390195
normally I'd agree, but if OP can't fry an egg in cast iron he's not gonna make it...

[Anonymous No.17390257]

>>17389968
you fell for the cast iron meme? hahaha. Next they're gonna tell you to season it every time you use it and you can't wash out the stink with soap. Absolute meme.

Real chads use stainless steel.

[Anonymous No.17390277]

>>17390107
Rub the whole pan down with oil and put into a pre-heated oven (set to broil) for about an hour and a half, remove and let cool. Repeat until you get a nice shine

[Anonymous No.17390296]

>>17389985
>Then again I'm gay...
what's your favorite cocktail?

[Anonymous No.17390300]

>>17390195
>>17390257
not for eggs, delicate eggs made in stainless pans are shit.

[Anonymous No.17390307]

>>17389968
cast iron is mostly a meme. only good for searing meat or baking shit in.

[Anonymous No.17390308]

>>17390296
scotch whiskey neat actually, surprised?

[Anonymous No.17390315]

>>17389968
The cast iron scrambles the egg

[Anonymous No.17390356]

>>17389968
The heat from the cast iron cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.17390370]

>>17389968
make an omelet anon, cast iron is based for omelets.
cook bacon first and make your omelet in the left over bacon geese.

[Anonymous No.17390374]

>>17390227
At least he can scrub the shit out of stainless or throw it into dishwasher after making a mess.

[Anonymous No.17390627]

Decided to make dutch baby, won't be seasoning this like an autismo but cook few dutch babies for breakfast these days instead

[Anonymous No.17390645]

>>17390627
wow i come here from reddit and you people eat babies? at least it was a white baby #BLM

[Anonymous No.17390673]

Do I wash it after? Wont the oil become rancid? How about leftover bits of food?

[Anonymous No.17390679]

>>17389968
lmao, i cooked 4 perfect over easy eggs on my cat iron griddle this morning. i used less than 1 tablespoon of butter, and just a little salt.

git gud, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17390686]

>>17390296

[Anonymous No.17390701]

>>17389968
does it embarrass you to be unable to accomplish a simple task like this? for thousands of years illiterate peasants have been cooking eggs in cast iron just fine, yet you - with a wealth of education and the internet at your fingertips - find yourself unable to heat the pan before putting in the eggs? how do you avoid an overwhelming feeling of shame from this?

[Anonymous No.17390728]

Americans are so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.17391366]

>>17390300
no issues here

[Anonymous No.17391374]

you must "Season" it first dickspit

[Anonymous No.17391501]

>>17390673
Just wipe.

[Anonymous No.17391530]

>>17390277
Jesus Christ cast iron is so stupid

[Anonymous No.17391559]

Used mine to make 1 love of bacon every morning and now after like 3 months I don't need to use oil or grease to fry an egg
Pretty neat

[Anonymous No.17391585]

>faggot Europeans saying y'all
that's so fucking gross

[Anonymous No.17392058]

>>17391501
the wipe removes the stink of the egg

[Anonymous No.17392067]

>>17391530
Once you season a pan and keep up maintenance that pan will last longer than you'll live
I have a cast iron pan that's over 50 years old my grand parents gave me

[Anonymous No.17392072]

>>17390107
No.

[Anonymous No.17392074]

>>17392067
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.17392189]

>>17392074
Unironically smells like smokey bacon

[Anonymous No.17393094]

>>17389968
Should've bought carbon steel mate, cast iron is a larper meme in {current year-current month-current day}

[Anonymous No.17393105]

>>17389968
Then you're an absolute retard, I can fry eggs in aluminium and that's probably the hardest and I'm definitely not the best cook out there, you just blast the pan with heat and then crack an egg on oil in there and it'll just slide right off when cooked

[Anonymous No.17393108]

>>17390627
kino

[Anonymous No.17393120]

>>17390673
Just use a tiny dash of mild dish soap and you're golden, then after washing it let it dry on the still hot stove, if water remains it WILL rust, once it's dry rub some oil on to protect it because it WILL rust. Yes the oil will become rancid that's why you have to use the pan regularly so this doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.17393170]

>>17389974
I've bern trying to get eggs to stick to my bare cast iron pan and it doesn't work. It's not like stainless or enamelled.

[Anonymous No.17393247]

>>17389968
Where the fuck is the grease? That looks pretty good.

[Anonymous No.17393732]

>>17389968
Get a carbon steel pan for eggs. Cast iron requres like 1000 rounds of seasoning, whereas carbon steel is pretty much non-stick after its initial seasoning.

[Anonymous No.17393807]

Cast iron is a stupid meme, but stainless steel is great.

[Anonymous No.17393815]

Today's Dutch baby, turned out even better.
the pan is starting to develop a ring though, which won't scrub off. Do I leave it?

[Anonymous No.17393822]

>>17393815
Here's the ring in question. Mind you the pan is 3 days old

[Anonymous No.17393865]

>>17389968
this does happen

[Anonymous No.17393871]

>>17389968
Stop falling for idiotic memes for once. Don't buy cast iron, get stainless steel or carbon steel

[Anonymous No.17393887]

is this the get gud thread?

[Anonymous No.17393928]

>>17393822
It's fine. Leave it.
Things will start to look more uniform with time and use.

[Anonymous No.17393935]

>>17390112
Only the butter. The seed oil causes mustard gas to evaporate.

[Anonymous No.17393954]

>>17393815
is a dutch baby just a huge yorkshire pudding?

[Anonymous No.17393962]

Made some new eggs today, planning on doing salmon tonight, any tips for cooking it in the oven? Like a recipe for cast iron oven salmon?

[Anonymous No.17393965]

>>17393954
Simple Dutch baby, it becomes flat as pancake shortly after you take it out

[Anonymous No.17394105]

I think I over seasoned my cast iron the other day by putting too much oil on before putting it in the oven, now its kinda streaky/splotchy instead of having an even coat. Any advice on how to restore it? tried blasting it in oven but seems stubborn

[Anonymous No.17394119]

Not my problem

[Anonymous No.17394127]

>>17394119
stfu cuck

[Anonymous No.17394134]

>>17394105
Clean your oven and house you filthy animal

[Anonymous No.17394147]

>>17389968
>Dumb phoneposter is dumb

[Anonymous No.17394373]

>>17394134
Irrelevant advice

[Bele Regis Notarius No.17395665]

>>17389968
This again? I've seen the same thread yesterday, some guy complaining about being unable to make an omelette in cast iron. He blamed CK too. Is this some sort of local copypasta on this board? I'm not from around here and there's no way people are this stupid for real.

[Anonymous No.17396072]

>>17389968
He fell for the cast iron meme
we did it /ck/

[Anonymous No.17397582]

>>17389968
>>17389974
Retarded muricans.
Leave this board, never post again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY40SGMp0Uk

[Anonymous No.17397598]

What kind of pan should I buy just for making omelettes every morning? Would some kind of enamel coated pan be non-stick and forgiving enough for a shitty cook? I promise I won't put it in the dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.17398022]

>>17396072

[Anonymous No.17398030]

>>17390728

>Americans
OP spent euros to purchase his cast iron.

[Anonymous No.17398046]

>>17389968
Lmao cope harder seething retard don’t you know that you’re supposed to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.17398055]

>>17394105
those streaks look like where the seasoning "took" or started to take. depends on if they're sticky or not. sticky means it was starting to polymerize and needed more heat for longer.

you want a very thin layer of oil and for it to heat until smoking (an outdoor grill or electric hotplate works great here). wipe clean and repeat. let all that smoke go out into the yard and bypass your fire alarms and instincts.

the only cleaning i do is hot water with a nylon brush. just to help remove any burned-on bits and to rinse out residue. no soap. no hard abrasives or cleaners. just hot water and bit of scrubbing. if you require more cleaning, add water and bring to a boil. drain, scrub, rinse, repeat as necessary. then wipe with thin layer of oil to protect.

some people just overthink things. do any of you guys own a sheet pan that you've neglected to clean and it's black now and cookies slide right off of it? same thing here.

[Anonymous No.17398326]

>>17396072

[Anonymous No.17398350]

>>17389974
so cast iron only works if you drown everything in oil? what a shit system

[Anonymous No.17398366]

>>17390257
If you forget to season it one time the whole thing turns to rust overnight hahahaha

[Anonymous No.17398385]

>>17390308
Never understood how your sexual preference is supposed to make you prefer certain types of drinks.