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[Anonymous No.17389676]

>forgot to buy Sunday booze again

[Anonymous No.17389683]

>>17389676
Swedecuck huh?

[Anonymous No.17389734]

>not having an emergency stack
And "you already drank it" isn't an excuse.

[Anonymous No.17389736]

>tfw can't buy booze on Sunday because Texas

[Anonymous No.17389742]

oh noe, one less drunken brainlet spamming the boards with his african tier opinions
What a fucking loss

[Anonymous No.17389747]

>>17389742
you sound like you could use a drink or two

[Anonymous No.17389748]

>>17389742
Shouldn't you be in church right now?

[Anonymous No.17389766]

>>17389736
I fucking hate baptists so much bro

[Anonymous No.17389775]

>>17389748
Shouldnt you be at the dollar store stealing mini bottles of hand sanitizer ?

[Anonymous No.17389939]

>>17389766
Yeah no kidding. I used to live in Smith county back when it was still dry. My dad always told me to take 2 baptists if you go fishing. Take 1 and he'll drink all your beer. Take 2 and they'll be so busy watching each other that neither will drink.

Not him BTW.

[Anonymous No.17389995]

>>17389676
how do you think i feel? my only liquor store is only open 9 to 9 and i'm always passed out during those hours

[Anonymous No.17390050]

>>17389676
Learn to brew your own. Fuck taxes and fuck the government. The world could collapse and I could still brew for several years.
I would charge retards like you $50 for a filled growler. Sounds like there is a market for illegal booze in your area.

[Anonymous No.17390084]

How are there no loopholes in those puritan states?
Can't someone start a booze delivery service where you can pre-buy booze and have it delivered whenever you want?

[Anonymous No.17390099]

>>17390050
> Learn to brew your own. Fuck taxes and fuck the government. The world could collapse and I could still brew for several years. I would charge retards like you $50 for a filled growler. Sounds like there is a market for illegal booze in your area.

[Anonymous No.17390146]

>>17389736
Texas is a fucking shithole. The whole state LARPs as a libertarian cowboy freedomland, but it's actually full of busybody mouthbreathers and authoritarian nanny state regulations.

[Anonymous No.17390158]

>>17389995
You just know those are perky

[Anonymous No.17390187]

>>17390099

[Anonymous No.17390800]

>>17390158
Kys

[Anonymous No.17390972]

>>17390084
>Puritanism is... LE BAD!

[Anonymous No.17390979]

>>17389676
I stopped drinking on Sunday, and I've noticed my sleep schedule is better for it.

[Anonymous No.17391166]

>>17390146
Glassware used to be illegal to possess in the state without a permit but now it's pretty libertarian. They now only require stores to keep a record of all sales for years and no permit is required. The only thing they care about as far as freedom is gun laws

[Anonymous No.17391176]

>>17389736
Holy shit this is real. How is Texas so fucking cucked? I thought it was only Democrats who did this

[Anonymous No.17391220]

>>17389939
>>17389766
Do baptist girls all really take it up the butt?

[Anonymous No.17391273]

>>17389676
Happy accident for the rest of the world that has to put up with you.

[Anonymous No.17391423]

>>17389766
>have baptist family
>go to their church one sunday with them
>ATM in entrance
>midway through they bust out electric guitars/drums and start singing about god
??????????????????
why do they do this

[Anonymous No.17391428]

>>17390146
>>17391166
even the gun laws thing is a myth, open carry was illegal for a long damn time until just a few years ago

[Anonymous No.17391492]

>>17391428
>open carry was illegal for a long damn time until just a few years ago
That's not really out of the ordinary for the US. What really sucks is that there's nowhere to shoot because Texas is retarded about public land. You have to go to a range and hope some panic buying newfag doesn't shoot you or you have to own land in which case you're likely going to get fucked by taxes because this state's property taxes are fucking robbery. The best way to mitigate the tax burden is to have farm animals and live in bumfuck but then you have to deal with a long commute and methfags burning down large swathes of the state.

[Anonymous No.17391503]

>>17391423
every church i've been to does it
its insanely offputting, i'd rather just have someone speak the gospel.

[Anonymous No.17391516]

>>17391423
Southern Baptist? Because when I was growing up with my Independent Baptist family, SB were viewed as borderline "Liberal/Heretics" or whatever and that shit would have been chucked out of the church faster than you could blink. Being raised in a cult-tier denomination sucked.

[Anonymous No.17391578]

>>17391423
Guitar churches should be outlawed. The only musical instrument in church should be an organ and even that's pushing it.

[Anonymous No.17391607]

>>17391423
Reading this reminds me how comfy catholic Sundays are. A man mumbles some things, give us bread and wine, and we go home. No baskets for donations or elaborate rock performances either because they are all paid employees of the Vatican

[Anonymous No.17391632]

Hoosier here. We finally got Blue laws dismissed on Alcohol a few years ago. The people that didn't want liquor sold on sundays wasn't the teetotalers it was the fucking package stores themselves. They said nobody would want to go to the liquor store on Sundays but they would have to be open to compete with large supermarkets/super stores and thus they would always lose money on Sundays due to overhead. So they kept lobbying politicians to keep sunday blue laws.

The politicians did it buy saying "we need further studies on the health impact of hoosiers ...blah blah" to stall the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.17391646]

>>17391578
this. if you're going to bring anything else you need a full orchestra with suits and a conductor.
tambourines are also acceptable for black people

[Anonymous No.17391657]

Shot and a half of this sets me good for the night.