What are the most manly drinks?

[Anonymous No.17384523]

What are the gayest?

I'm privy to whiskey sours, is this a drink suited for men?

[Anonymous No.17384536]

>>17384523
Drink it for yourself and find out.

[Anonymous No.17384549]

>>17384523
I’m sorry you didn’t have a father figure, but trying to project masculinity via choice of drink isn’t going to make you look or feel like a man, any more than a beard does for a nu-male.
>What are the gayest?
The gayest drink is whatever someone worried about how the drink makes them look is drinking. It’s not a fashion accessory.

[Anonymous No.17384565]

>>17384549
I agree with you. The thread is half facetious. Mostly I like how opinionated anons are and thought this would be a fun way to get some strong convitions and debates going about what is realistically something nobody should have a strong opinion about one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.17384581]

>>17384549
wrong its a cosmopolitan

[Anonymous No.17384583]

>>17384565
Oh!
Well in that case, whiskey neat is manly.
Singapore sling is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.17384587]

>>17384581
Say that to my face while I’m drinking a cosmo, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17384592]

ipa

[Anonymous No.17384600]

>>17384549
spotted the peter popper

[Anonymous No.17384603]

I always get gin and tonics

[Anonymous No.17384628]

>>17384523
Not served like that it aint

[Anonymous No.17384633]

tom collins is ok because it’s got a man’s name

[Anonymous No.17384638]

>>17384603
gay

[Anonymous No.17384641]

>>17384523
>What are the most manly drinks?
Whatever the fuck I'm drinking at the time you cuck.

[Anonymous No.17384651]

>>17384641
Other men's jizz isn't manly anon.

[Anonymous No.17384656]

>>17384587
a drink literally invented by faggots for faggots, but you do you sweety. its 22 men can be little gay its fine

[Anonymous No.17384660]

>>17384523
Clear spirits are for women

[Anonymous No.17384788]

>>17384651
It is if you're straight

[Anonymous No.17384826]

The true answer is ordering the drink that you enjoy drinking regardless of how it looks, because there's nothing more manly than not caring about what other people think and living your life as you want

[Anonymous No.17384829]

>>17384826
>>17384581

[Anonymous No.17384949]

>>17384565
that's a lot of words to just say you're trolling

[Anonymous No.17384957]

>>17384826
This is the sort of thing faggots say because they're afraid of a little razzing.

[Anonymous No.17384958]

>>17384660
Vodka is the cheapest bottom shelf liquor. It's for drunks and hobos.

[Anonymous No.17385066]

>>17384583
Singapore Sling is pretty good, honestly.

[Anonymous No.17385074]

Gayest - anything served "up"
manliest - any drink served neat.

[Anonymous No.17385090]

>>17384523
The AMF is the best gay manly drink, then probably 4Loko and Jagerbombs. Bud Light bests Coors and Miller just cause they all taste the same and Bud does more outreach to the Gay community and is never afraid to be associated with gayness.

[Anonymous No.17385097]

>>17384523
fag for asking; fag for posting that pic.

old man whiskey sours rule, in a sloppy whiskey glass.

FAG.

[Anonymous No.17385109]

>>17385097
whisky sours are a girls drink.

[Anonymous No.17385114]

>>17385109
go fuck yourself. its an old man drink.

[Anonymous No.17385134]

>>17384523
>his manhood is that fragile

[Anonymous No.17385139]

>>17385134
You paint your nails don't you?

[Anonymous No.17385147]

>>17385114
t.

[Anonymous No.17385154]

>>17384651
What about your own?

[Anonymous No.17385156]

>>17384583
A well made Singapore sling is delicious.
Really thinking about I'd guess tequila shots with lime wedges are the gayest since that's pretty much all women and gays drink in college

[Anonymous No.17385157]

>>17384523
Whiskey is the most soy liquor out there
Manliest drink is just a regular beer

[Anonymous No.17385164]

>>17384656
Alan Turing was gay but here you are posting on 4chains

[Anonymous No.17385185]

>>17385164
>Alan Turing was gay
Imagine that! A man in a womans career field was gay!

"programmers" are the male nurses of the 2000's

[Anonymous No.17385219]

>>17385157
Thanks for the dose, Doc.

[Anonymous No.17385225]

>>17384523
It depends on the man drinking it you unequivocal faggot.

[Anonymous No.17385247]

>>17385157
I remember that thread.

[Anonymous No.17385279]

>>17384523
the 93% alcohol abomination my local pub in rural germany calls the "turbo" is the most manly

[Anonymous No.17385316]

>>17385279
What's in it? You're almost getting to American moonshine levels there.

[Anonymous No.17385327]

>>17385316
anon is a bit special and drank the hard sanitizer

[Anonymous No.17385352]

>>17384523
any kind of whiskey on the rocks and a splash of water.

[Anonymous No.17385427]

>>17385219
/v/ is not welcome here

[Anonymous No.17385594]

>>17384583
>Singapore sling
Hunter Thompson was one of the baddest dudes that ever lived and he enjoyed them.

[Anonymous No.17385601]

>>17385090
for the last fucking time, the US Military is not called "the gay community" fuck off

[Anonymous No.17385610]

>>17385164
Alaina was trans

[Anonymous No.17385622]

drink what you want, but know that mid shelf spirits are the ultimate tastelet filter. If you can't find some spirit that you genuinely enjoy neat or a little bit diluted then you need to evaluate yourself.

[Anonymous No.17385662]

>>17384958
Those aren't people. Clear spirits are for women

[Anonymous No.17385691]

>>17385662
>nothing you could ever do will make you a woman
>literally everything you do makes you a woman

[Anonymous No.17385706]

>>17385691
I didn't say it makes you a woman.

[Anonymous No.17385709]

>>17385662
They can have gin because that shit is disgusting. It tastes like drinking Lysol. I'd still drink it if it was all I had since I'm a drunk but I'd never buy it.

[Anonymous No.17385732]

>>17385622
Shut up gay faggot homo nigger. I kill you. Prepare to die. *kills you* How about that, bitch cunt? *buries you in your parents' front yard, but not that deep, so that the neighbors' dog will dig up your dead faggot body and your parents will walk out in the morning and be shocked and horrified to see your shitty dead dog food body getting gnawed on*

[Anonymous No.17385756]

this is some terrible bait. frogposters confirmed retarded again

[Anonymous No.17385763]

>>17385732
This makes me want to commit a peeing.

[Anonymous No.17386015]

>>17384565
>I was only pretending to be a faggot

[Anonymous No.17386028]

>>17384549
>>17384565
Your friends call you gay behind your back, but don't let that stop you from drinking your appletinis and sucking cock.

[Anonymous No.17386072]

>>17384523
>the aviation
simple as.

[Anonymous No.17386078]

>>17384523
I don’t think a whiskey sour is a female drink

[Anonymous No.17386085]

>>17384523
Manliest?
Whiskey on the rocks. With a side of an abused woman.
Gayest?
Appletini

[Anonymous No.17386095]

>>17384565
Gimlets are served in a coupe glass and were framed as an unmanly drink in a Hemingway short story, but I can't recall anyone ever disliking them. Light, sour, and refreshing.

It's what you drink if you want to play croquet and brag about how much you make before fucking your neighbor's wife.

[Anonymous No.17386104]

Proper daiquiri. Just rum, fresh lime juice and a bit of simple syrup.

Manhattan. Brown liquor, vermouth, dash of bitters.

[Anonymous No.17386108]

>>17384523
Back in like 2009, my friend invited me to hang with his small group of wanna be cool kid nerds to eat at applebees. I ordered an appletini because I wanted to try it and they all acted standoffish to me afterward. Nothing more pathetic than insecure kids trying to keep each other cool. Never saw any of his faggoty friends again. The appletini was aite.

[Anonymous No.17386117]

I like Amaretto and Coke but always feel like it's a womans drink when I order it.

[Anonymous No.17386217]

>>17384523
>i BaSe My SeXuaLiTy oN wHeThEr Or NoT tHiNgS tAsTe GoOd
absolutely mental

[Anonymous No.17386221]

>>17386028
I’m not gay, but I’d still pin you down and fuck you in the ass long enough for you to stop crying and start liking it, just to show you what a faggot you are.
No homo.

[Anonymous No.17386258]

cum

[Anonymous No.17386270]

>>17385109
Would Grandpa Simpson drink a girl's drink?

[Anonymous No.17386279]

>>17385662
>Laughs in White Lightning
Better luck next time kid

[Anonymous No.17386284]

Man tier

Whisky makes you frisky.
Brandy makes you randy
Rum makes you cum

Tranny tier

Beer makes you - well I don't drink beer you fucking transexual.

[Anonymous No.17386288]

>>17384523
Whatever you drink after a long day of providing for your family.

[Anonymous No.17386291]

>>17384523
You're physically and mentally unable to be manly if this is something you're worried about

[Anonymous No.17386292]

>>17386221
Your sexual fantasies are as fruity as your drink choices.

[Anonymous No.17386359]

>>17386292
>calling me fruity
>in response to a post which clearly invoked no homo
Not how it works, fag.

[Anonymous No.17386365]

>>17386359
>no cuomo, bro. it was just a choke

[Anonymous No.17386399]

>>17384523
Manhattan, or old fashioned.

[Anonymous No.17386402]

why are manlyness and alcoholic drinks brought up together so often here? its one of those things that really makes me what's the deal just like the hotsauce soyposting

[Anonymous No.17386409]

>>17386402
*makes me wonder

[Anonymous No.17386454]

>>17386288
cum

[Anonymous No.17386455]

>>17385732
You seem stressed anon why not have a drink.

[Anonymous No.17386459]

>privy to a drink

[Anonymous No.17386465]

>>17385327
kek

[Anonymous No.17386470]

>>17386279
Thanks for proving my point

[Anonymous No.17386475]

>>17384523
the manliest: ones I drink
the gayest: assholes that I don't like drink

[Anonymous No.17386480]

>>17385074
cum enemas "up" my ass

[Anonymous No.17386492]

>>17386078
>curly orange peel around an olive
that’s the kind of thing that only appeals to women and faggots. don’t care what’s under it.

[Anonymous No.17386509]

>>17384957
Look, anon.
Doing one maybe slightly gay thing only one time, and doing it on complete accident, doesn’t make you gay.

[Anonymous No.17386607]

>>17386475
>drinks assholes like that i don't

[Anonymous No.17386623]

>>17386607
but there is some logic in my post, right?
I mean, I don't wanna call it pure wisdom, I'm a humble man.

[Anonymous No.17386634]

>>17384651
It's literally the essence of a man, hard to get manlier than that

[Anonymous No.17386659]

>>17386634
do have to drink it straight from a tap?
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.17386681]

>>17386623
can’t be that humble if you drink out of assholes my man

[Anonymous No.17386688]

>>17386681
what are you on about?
that's like the humbliest way

[Anonymous No.17386709]

A "whiskey sour" is literally lemonade with whiskey added. It's gay as shit. It becomes slightly less gay when you add an egg white because women and homos freak out at the idea of eating raw egg.

[Anonymous No.17386717]

>>17386402
>why is it brought up so often here
It's just 2016 election tourists, anon.
There's plenty if alky threads here still.

[Anonymous No.17386757]

>>17386402
Both whiskey's association with manliness and hot sauce soyposting come from a few years ago when reddit was being astroturfed with viral advertisements shilling whiskey and hot sauce as manly things. It spawned a bunch of memes here since both of those things are /ck/ related like the infamous Aardvark sauce bit that I never thought was funny.

[Anonymous No.17386855]

>>17386717
>we just drank what we wanted before trump was in office, right girls!

[Anonymous No.17386922]

>>17384523
>>17385147
>>17386078
The ready made mixer makes whiskey sours so convenient
>>17385109
Girls can’t handle sour tastes. Go ask some random girl to suck on a lemon and see what she says. Not one of them will agree to it unless you give them money

[Anonymous No.17386941]

>>17386922
>Girls can’t handle sour tastes.
sucks for you that you never got college chicks drunk by slamming tequila shots with salt and limes.

[Anonymous No.17387034]

>>17386941
i just hope to have enough money someday that i can buy asmrtists, escorts, and pornstars and never have to give a penny fuck about the emotionally heavy baggage pussy that comes with high school and college trash hos.
i'd rather swallow a cyanide coated rip round than have to hang out with the kind of guys who make coordinated efforts to do what you just said.

[Anonymous No.17387053]

>>17387034
>i just hope to have enough money
LOL not without a degree, loser!
A dumbass loser that drinks girlie drinks.

[Anonymous No.17387059]

My favorite drink is a Mai Thai. I also like more "manly" mixed drinks like old fashioneds and martinis, since getting a Mai Thai at a non-tiki bar is kind of a bad idea, but Mai Thais are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.17387081]

>>17387053
but i do have my associates degree :(
i'm just a semester away from getting my bachelors. i just don't want to pay for it if i'm only getting half the product.
why would i pay full price for a course that only meets half the time? that's dumb.
and i'll tell you what mr smarty pants, i hope your kids someday end up being treated by a medical practitioner who got their degree on the Pass/Fail system that was introduced at the start of this pandemic and you get frauded by medical malpractice :)

[Anonymous No.17387114]

my favourite is the manliest and just common sense. your favourite is soy and reddit and you only like it because of some psychological reason i just made up that confirms my belief. thanks!

[Anonymous No.17387391]

>>17384523
Sweet drinks hint at femininity, bitter drinks: intellect or pretense, boozy drinks: class, malty drinks: masculinity.
So, short answer, whiskies/eys and beers are the manliest drinks, with straight tequila holding the rear with both hands. The gayest would be brightly coloured, sweet drinks - appletinis and such.

The slightly longer answer is: drink what you want. There's something to be said for the guy who confidently orders a cosmo in a sports bar surrounded by his friends, even if that something is that he's confidently out of the closet.

[Anonymous No.17387406]

>>17385594
He was a lunatic, but not a manly man... but they are good. I think Slings and Mai Tais helped me get through the mess of the last two years quite a bit - a bit of sun shining on a fucking grim, grey existence.

[Anonymous No.17387416]

>>17387391
>There's something to be said for the guy who confidently orders a cosmo in a sports bar
Just like the guy in this thread you'd be friendless after that. Nobody wants to hang around a faggot except faghags.

[Anonymous No.17387426]

>>17387416
If your friends are so insecure that you can't be yourself around them, then you need new friends. If a white russian's all it takes to clean house, then all the better.

[Anonymous No.17387433]

>>17387416
you and your friends suck dude. i don't even like that kind of sweet stuff, i give my friends shit for it when they order stuff like that and they give me shit for being pretentious but we're still friends

[Anonymous No.17387438]

>>17387426
>If your friends are so insecure that you can't be yourself around them, then you need new friends
enjoy your faghags then.

[Anonymous No.17387456]

>>17387438
I hang with whoever man. My drink doesn't define my sexuality, and my sexuality doesn't define my person. So I will enjoy my faghags, trannies, dudebros, crustpunks, suits, tryhards and artistic weirdos. You enjoy doing you, I hope someone else enjoys it with you.

[Anonymous No.17387457]

>>17385139
You browse the art of manliness and drink onion juice, don’t you? Real men just consume whatever they want because they don’t have mental hang ups like you.

[Anonymous No.17387458]

>>17384523
whatever the fuck a man wants to drink. Anyone questioning someones drink is a fag

[Anonymous No.17387459]

>>17387457
>Real men just consume whatever they want
I'd say you mainly consume cocks, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17387460]

>>17387458
To question is to learn. To push the issue is to claim the closet as your castle.

[Anonymous No.17387462]

>>17387456
based tranny crustpunk weirdo enjoyer. we are the same. what's your drink of choice?
for me it depends on where i'm at but i like bitter, harsh, and funky stuff. so a lot of amari and wild fermented wine/beer

[Anonymous No.17387467]

>>17387459
This comment won’t enlarge your penis. Sorry to break the news to you

[Anonymous No.17387472]

I like bloody mary
I always drink it or a jarrito

[Anonymous No.17387473]

>>17387467
>This comment won’t enlarge your penis
You were hoping weren't you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17387475]

>>17384523
Water

[Anonymous No.17387480]

>>17384523
i assume anything that is drank by someone that uses the word "privy" is gay

[Anonymous No.17387491]

>>17387462
I've been drinking a lot of beer lately - pils, stouts, the messed up neo-Belgians I've been making, but the liquor cabinet's stocked. I'm probably going to rock a few sazeracs before I run out of armagnac and absinthe. I killed the amaro on black manhattans and double negronis.
I dunno, I kind of just drink whatever. Sometimes I drink with the vibe of the people or surroundings, sometimes it's against the grain to be obtuse. Usually it's just what I'm feeling. Today's been high-octane margaritas.

[Anonymous No.17387495]

>>17387473
Your micro penis ain’t my problem

[Anonymous No.17387515]

>>17387495
I'm sure you have no problems fitting cock inside you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17387522]

i've only appreciated umeshu
i guess any sweet wine is gay though

[Anonymous No.17387523]

>>17387515
hey man do you want to fuck? what state are you in

[Anonymous No.17387524]

>>17387515
You sure do think about penises a lot for a “straight” man

[Anonymous No.17387548]

>>17387524
>brings up penis size every post
>wow you really think about penises! lolamaoaa look how fucking cleaver I am!! laolaalala
fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.17387556]

>>17384523
The manliest drink is whatever you want and when someone challenges your masculinity you call them a nigger and drag them 10 miles with a rope around their neck tied to your bumper.

[Anonymous No.17387564]

>>17387548
please fuck me i can smell your overwhelming musk just from your posts

[Anonymous No.17387572]

>>17384660

I guess gin is for women, or martinis

just shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17387576]

>>17387548
You mentioned cocks first

[Anonymous No.17387577]

>>17387462
>but i like bitter, harsh, and funky stuff
This is the food equivalent of being an edgy "life is pain hurrr" teenager. When you finally kill yourself, i will be glad it happened sooner rather than later.

[Anonymous No.17387586]

>just drink what you want you won't look like a fag doing it
meanwhile...

[Anonymous No.17387597]

>>17387577
i just think it's more interesting to look outside the broadest appeal. have you ever given wine tasting a go? it's a lot of fun. that's why i'm on a food and drink board. i like to think and talk about food and drink.
instead of insulting you back i'll just keep liking what i like and will never think about you again. feel free to post a crying wojak or some other projection in response if it helps you feel better. cheers!

[Anonymous No.17387655]

>>17384523
>I'm privy to whiskey sours
I think we're all privy to that information

[Anonymous No.17387665]

>>17386922
>lemon juice, sugar, water

its fucking lemon concentrate

[Anonymous No.17387673]

>>17387577
Lol you sound like a pathetic faggot, late teens or early 20’s, who is desperate to be viewed as “grown up”.
>calling someone edgy
>omg kill yourself
It’s like you couldn’t possibly have any less self-awareness.
Some people like interesting flavors and experiences.
Automatically equating that with your retarded strawman says a lot about you.

[Anonymous No.17387684]

>>17387673
>Retarded drawn out post
Back in the day we simply said "no u". So stop being a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17387692]

>>17387684
>saying “back in the day” to larp as a non-zoomlet
Go to bed, Brayden.

[Anonymous No.17387977]

Why do men

[Anonymous No.17387978]

>>17385756
4chan

[Anonymous No.17388004]

>>17384523
Last time I was at a cocktail lounge I ordered (in this order) a rum old fashioned, a Harvey Wallbanger, and a Vesper. I'm curious what /ck/ thinks this says about me.

[Anonymous No.17388011]

>>17388004
the vesper is the most fedora tip cocktail, especially if you call it by its actual name and not "the bond martini"
the harvey wallbanger singlehandedly ruined galliano's reputation in the cocktail world
and i can't judge a rum old fashioned unless you know what kind of rum

[Anonymous No.17388028]

>>17388011
meyer's dark

[Anonymous No.17388031]

>>17384523
Only smalldick closeted fags who are desperate to appear hetero would think some inanimate object is gay.
Just come out of the closet already, anon. you won't commit suicide then.

[Anonymous No.17388041]

>>17388011
>the vesper is the most fedora tip cocktail, especially if you call it by its actual name and not "the bond martini"
Kinda funny. When I ordered it, the bartender asked if I had just watched a James bond movie.
>The harvey wallbanger singlehandedly ruined galliano's reputation in the cocktail world.
Did it? I found the drink nicely refreshing and could see myself ordering it again for brunch.
>and I can't judge the rum old fashioned unless you know what kind of rum.
The bartender pulled a bottle of RL Seales off the shelf and told me a story about it's origin as he mixed the drink. Not sure how much of it was bullshit, but it was entertaining.

[Anonymous No.17388048]

is a dark and stormy gay or manly? I tried ordering it once but the bar tender didn't know what it was and then when I explained they didn't have ginger beer.

[Anonymous No.17388062]

>>17384523
Any islay scotch neat. Preferably cask strength /thread

[Anonymous No.17388063]

My current go-to is a Blood and Sand. Found it at a hipster bar and really loved it. It has cherry, orange, toffee, and smoky flavors. Really easy sipper that's nice and chilly and not too heavy or sweet if they make it right.

Go-to recipe is

¾ oz Scotch, my favorite is Balvenie 14 Caribbean Cask
¾ oz Cherry Heering, can be annoying to find if you don't have a big liquor chain around
¾ oz sweet vermouth
¾ oz Blood orange juice
1 orange peel twist, 1 Luxardo cherry.

Instructions;
Combine all ingredients with ice and shake
Strain into a coupe
Flame orange peel and garnish

I still think the manliest drink you can order is a Daiquiri though.

[Anonymous No.17388162]

>>17388031
Ohh another fellow nonhomosexual cocktail drinker talking about dick sizes. HERE HERE!

[read this like I'm yelling(...) No.17388205]

>>17384523
Men don't give a fuck what anyone thinks and they drink whatever they want. Fight me

[Anonymous No.17388212]

there is NOTHING, i repeat NOTHING more heterosexual than a vodka cranberry

[Anonymous No.17388244]

I order:
Rye bourbon
Amber/Red/lager beer
Vodka on the rocks
Gin and tonic

Sometimes I order prostitute drinks like French 76 or London Fog.

I’m a wizard, so do with that what you will.

[Anonymous No.17388292]

>>17384523
>manly
Dirty Shirley
>gayest
Whatever you're drinking
>>17385594
>literally offed himself because he felt like too much of a man
Guess he ended up agreeing with your sentiment.

[Anonymous No.17388318]

>>17384523
Only drinks I ever liked was a chuhai or vodka sprite.

[Anonymous No.17388469]

>>17384523
Let me answer you with a story.
On a night out with my roommate of the time, I took him club hopping to show him the city he was new too. We ended up at a place famous for peach daiquiris, called Belini's. It's quite literally a fruity drink, they're cheap and taste amazing, im chatting up a girl at the bar and she feins ignorance in not knowing what a Belini tastes like, I offer her to split mine, and throughout the night we shared more like two teenagers sharing a milkshake. All while my roommate who had the romantic presence of a dead fish ordered a double scotch on the rocks. He would cringe and make the odd smirk while he sipped his refined man drink, and I'd do my hardest to keep him in the conversation, but I imagined no such situation as mine, would find himself for that night. Ultimately my point is, be yourself, not who you think you should be,and you'll be surprised who you attract.

[Anonymous No.17388483]

>>17384523
it's the blowjob shot.
Lots of great advice ITT, it really doesn't matter. But no heterosexual man has ever looked a bartender in the eyes and ordered a blowjob shot for himself to consume and lick the cream off his lips.
/thread

[Anonymous No.17388485]

>>17388212
Just the cran, cheers.

[Anonymous No.17388509]

>>17384633
nothing gay has ever had a mans name
>Micheal Kors
>Ralph Lauren
>Christian Dior
>Cristobal Balenciaga
>Gianni Versace
>Calvin Klein

[Anonymous No.17388522]

>>17384788
yes, drinking another man's cum is manly if you're straight.

[Anonymous No.17388639]

>>17384523
>men
You mean cavemen or gentlemen ?

[Anonymous No.17388643]

>>17388509
Gay dudes can still produce quality products.

[Anonymous No.17388665]

>>17384587
nice cosmo sweetiepie it matches your handbag

[Anonymous No.17388695]

>>17384523
The most manly drink is the one I am in mood for.
Men don't cater to opinions of NPCs and neither should you.

[Anonymous No.17388723]

>>17388665
Motherfucker I emailed the brand and asked and they assured me it’s not a handbag or manpurse or some shit.
It’s a crossbody executive business bag, and tailored with the needs of a young executive in mind.
So you look pretty damn stupid right now, bro.

[Anonymous No.17388748]

>>17388643
yes but this thread is about op scared of being labeled a faggot. The names listed of course represent a level of quality i doubt anyone in this thread can appreciate, nonetheless OP would be labeled as much a faggot sipping a cosmo as he would holding a Michael Kors bag

[Anonymous No.17388749]

>>17388483

Has anyone actually actually ordered that for themselves and not to embarrass your friend on his birthday because you're an asshole?

[Anonymous No.17388751]

>>17388749
yes, women and tacky gays. What op is trying to not look like, and also attract.

[Anonymous No.17388755]

Order a round of Angel Shots with lime for the entire house.

[Anonymous No.17388758]

>>17384523
>most manly drinks
Decaf diet coke.

[Anonymous No.17388772]

>>17387556
>using singular they while boasting about manliness
Unfriendly reminder that only numales and other soychuggers buys into that kind of effeminate twatter bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17388782]

>>17388755
I guess the strategy here is to hope that the guy you're afraid of didn't also notice this massive sign.

[Anonymous No.17388784]

>>17388782
this.

[Anonymous No.17388792]

>>17388782
>>17388784
>massive sign
They’re small, and in women’s bathrooms.
You need to explore the other bathroom more.

[Anonymous No.17388796]

>>17388031
>so cockcrazed he can't formulate a simple sentence without talking about dicks
>i--i'm not gay, totes!
If you went any deeper into the closet, Aslan would be waiting with tea and crumpets around the next corner.

[Anonymous No.17388839]

Imagine being a man. Where you limit your life and view everything through an abstract lens of "masculinity". Ok, you're """"masculine"""", so what? You're still an ugly ass caveman who can't get laid. LOL. How about you start taking care of your appearance and hygiene and have a personality that doesn't scream "potential rapist". That'll do so much more to you than trying larp as a big boy.

[Anonymous No.17388842]

>>17388792
lesbians have the highest domestic violence rates. This sign does nothing and helps nobody except makes self righteous faggot bartenders feel like they're making a difference. If a bartender, who's half of their job is socializing, cant clue in on a bad vibe, then they're a shitty bartender

[Anonymous No.17388845]

>>17388796
you said dick twice and gay, you sound like a real fuckin faggot

[Anonymous No.17388849]

>>17388772
learn english u street shitting esl chud

[Anonymous No.17388857]

>>17388842
Not everyone can interpret lesbian whale songs.

[Anonymous No.17388887]

>>17388483
>No heterosexual man...
My local has no men behind the bar, but god damn it, I am doing this tomorrow, following it up with "That's the best blowjob I've had in weeks. Think we should involve the wife next time?", then ordering her one, because it feels a little Dane Cook not to.

[Anonymous No.17388899]

>>17384523
Alcohol is cringe and you’re all fat numales.

[Anonymous No.17388908]

>>17388849
>learn english
>u
The irony is palpable.
Fighting tooth and nail to revive a word that keeps going out of usage, because it's just as a retarded now as it was at its inception a couple centuries ago, is something twatter snowflakes with a god complex does, because they think they're entitled to be oh so special and use made up bullshit genders etc.

Don't get me wrong. English is a shit tier language that absolutely could use a real term for singular unknown. Latching it onto the one word that means THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE is fucking retarded, and if you perpetuate that kind of retardation it makes you the worst kind of retard. The wilfully retarded kind.

[Anonymous No.17388912]

>>17388842
Last time I went out with a gaggle of my retard friends and well-wishers, I went as the DD. Right away they ordered shots for the whole table, including me... The second time this happened, I went up and asked the bartender if she could just make mine gingerale or sprite or something for the rest of the night, and she straight up asked if I was in trouble - if I was sure I didn't want an Angel Shot... It wound up turning into a whole explanation/conversation, and she gave me her number so I could save face with my friends. Cool chick - not into guys.

The thing she said that stuck with me is that She can't do much more than ask if someone's ok, or have security keep an eye on someone. Things that happen in the car or at home are way beyond her ability to help, even if she vibes in that she could prevent them.

[Anonymous No.17388928]

>>17388887
you may have a wife, you may fuck pussy to procreate, but you sir are a giga-faggot

[Anonymous No.17389090]

>>17386492
thats a marachino cherry retard

[Anonymous No.17389116]

>>17384523
>privy
I can tell you are a faggot as you are using words you don't understand to try to impress people on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.17389123]

>>17389116
Anon, OP is always a faggot. That's one of the unwritten rules of 4chan. Using words he doesn't understand, makes him a doublefaggot.

[Anonymous No.17389149]

>>17387572
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.17389153]

>>17388928
Cool. Wanna snuggle?

[Anonymous No.17389156]

>>17389123
One can be a doublenigger, or a gigafaggot, or a double-cock-chugging-giga-nigger, but never a doublefaggot.

[Anonymous No.17389947]

>>17385327
So you're telling me the free everclear shots at the bar weren't to get people in post-covid?

[Anonymous No.17389954]

Drinks being gay or straight is lame boomer shit. Just drink what the fuck you want. No need to miss out on so much just to appear “manly” like that generation did.

[Anonymous No.17390051]

>manly drinks
oxymoron, doesn't exist
manly """drinks""" is drinking the cheapest shit straight and at room temp.

[Anonymous No.17390228]

>>17389954
LOL you look and talk like a fag.

[Anonymous No.17390237]

Are corpse revivers gay? Those things are delicious.

[Anonymous No.17390318]

>>17388887
She'll think you're hilarious, surely no customer has ever made a joke like that before

[Anonymous No.17390328]

I like hard cider. Am I a real man or am I a faggot?

[Anonymous No.17390335]

>>17390318
In this place? Probably not. It's a sleepy little Irish bar in a sleepy little town. There's a solid chance I get barred for life after one of the regulars takes offense to the bar letting them filthy faggots in.

[Anonymous No.17390341]

>>17390328
Three questions:
1. Were you born male?
2. Do you remain male?
3. Are you attracted to males?

[Anonymous No.17390354]

>>17390341
>3. Are you attracted to males?
well he said he likes hard ciders so do you even have to ask?

[Anonymous No.17390360]

>>17384523
Vodka caramel.

[Anonymous No.17390366]

>>17390354
I do. The only liquid that's proof of cockchugging is cum.

[Anonymous No.17390388]

>>17390366
it's safe to assume. It's really the point of this thread.

[Anonymous No.17390399]

>>17390388
assumption pumps cum in the asses of you and me.

[Anonymous No.17390415]

>>17390399
yeah, that's why you don't want be drinking girlie drinks in a bar and get have people assume you're gay and pump your ass with semen. Its better to just order a whisky neat. You won't have a wet asshole after.

[Anonymous No.17390433]

>>17390415
What kind of bars are you drinking in?

[Anonymous No.17390460]

>>17384523
Google bug chasers and go down the rabbit hole. There's a video of a guy drinking like 12 guys loads that leaked from various asses. Pretty sure that's the gayest drink in existence.

[Anonymous No.17390486]

>>17390433
Gay bars mostly.

[Anonymous No.17390547]

>>17390433
ones where you are assumed gay if you're not drinking whisky, can you keep up with the conversation?

[Anonymous No.17390558]

>>17384523
real men drink odouls

[Anonymous No.17390571]

>>17390558
>real men drink rolling rock
ftfy

[Anonymous No.17390575]

>>17384641
Underrated post. Just drink what tastes good. If you're a man, it's a manly drink.

[Anonymous No.17390585]

>>17390547
I've been taunted, hit on, and even drugged once, but I've never been raped at a bar. Seems like a rough place. The Bear's Den on Third?

[Anonymous No.17390591]

>>17390571
O'Doul's is non-alcoholic beer. Rolling Rock just tastes like one.

[Anonymous No.17390597]

>>17390585
Hit on eh? That'll teach you to stop giving off gay vibes by ordering foofoo drinks.

[Anonymous No.17390615]

>>17390597
I was working security for a Pride event. Chubby little fella put his number in my hand "In case I change my mind about penis."

[Anonymous No.17390653]

The most manly drink is the one you came up with using your knowledge of drinks and with your personal tastes in mind

[Anonymous No.17390688]

>>17390653
There is a zero percent chance of that going down smooth. A hit of passionfruit and some pineapple though, and you've got some alright tiki happening.

[Anonymous No.17390723]

>>17390688
I want to try it but my store doesn't carry absinthe

[Anonymous No.17390739]

>>17390723
For drinks that call for a splash here and there, ouzo will work in a pinch.

[Anonymous No.17390751]

>>17384523
Whatever drink you're having is the gayest

[Anonymous No.17390853]

>>17384523
>places yarmulke on head

Yes! Drink the liquid jew!