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>be in middle school
>kid who I know but not friends with invites me and my buddy to a camping trip over the weekend
>want to be his friend and sounds like fun, so we say ok
>kid tells us that everyone has to bring something, and his dad wants us to bring hot dogs and buns
>no problem, have my mom get the hot dogs and buddies mom gets buns
>camping trip is going great, all the kids having fun while the adults relaxing and drinking beer
>dinner time
>the kids dad pulls out of the cooler only the hot dogs and buns we bought, zero condiments, sides, fruits, veggies, smores, not even cheap generic brand soda
>WTF
>everyone proceeds to act like this is completely normal and eats our food


Anyone else have this happen to them? I'm still struggling all these years later to understand if this was normal food behavior or not.

>> No.17381007

Skinwalkers had gotten them when you weren't looking. I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.17381018

packing light
that's hobo style

>> No.17381030

The fuck would you have sides and condiments in the outdoors? Fuck off. You are supposed to be roughing it.

>> No.17381040

>>17380881
so youre saying the only food brought on the trip was your hot dogs and your friend's buns? if so, this other kid and his family might be homeless, and the "camping" trip was a ploy for free hot dogs

>> No.17381049

>>17381030
This.

Plus dont do have bears? Here hot dogs would be bait as fuck….do back country camping to filter the idiots.

>> No.17381104

>>17380881
look at the fat ankles on the mom.

lol.

>> No.17381235

>>17380881
sounds like you're spoiled to me

>> No.17381239

>>17381040
>so youre saying the only food brought on the trip was your hot dogs and your friend's buns? if so, this other kid and his family might be homeless, and the "camping" trip was a ploy for free hot dogs

Yup. His family wasn't poor or homeless, that's why it's hard to make sense of it because he definitely wasn't one of the free lunch kids at school.

>> No.17381262

>>17380881
The girl in red definitely wants to bone her bro

>> No.17381276
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>> No.17381280

>>17381276
I would.

>> No.17381284

>>17381262
neck yourself

>> No.17381296

Yeah that's definitely weird.

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>>17380881
>dad pulls out of the cooler only the hot dogs and buns we bought, zero condiments, sides
Plain hot dogs are based

>> No.17381327

>>17381239
Don't have to be poor or homeless to enjoy free hot dogs scammed from kids.

>> No.17381362

I dunno the girl on the right is getting me pretty horny sitting like that. I imagine her in bed with me under her in that position.

>> No.17381488

>>17380881
>best friend in highschool's dad is broke lawyer so has a lot of connections inspite of having utilities cut off sporadically
>get invited with a couple of her dad's colleagues' kids to go hang out at a fish camp on the gulf for the weekend
>me, best friend, her two sisters and their friends, the rich daughters of some judges, one boyfriend, and some tweaker programmer chick
>like twelve fuckin kids all told
>dad's drunk and just wants to put himself in a diabetic coma in a lawn chair
>kids all kinda group off
>me, best friend and tweaker girl decide to go explore abandoned snake infested fish camps
>younger girls go make some slutty videos on the beach and the judges' daughter's hang out with dad
>except one girl, this obese autistic bratty daughter of some DA or whatever
>17 but dressed like a six year old at a princess themed birthday party
>immediately demands food
>we have coolers and stuff, beer, cold drinks, sandwich stuff, salads, hotdogs, were going to grill later but she wants food NOW
>dad just drove 3 hours and just wants to get drunk in his chair but this bitch wont shut up, rifling through all of the coolers complaining 'I don't eat that. eww, is this turkey?'
>everyone's trying to ignore her but finally after like 30 minutes dad calls his wife who's a few hours behind us and asks her to stop in town and pick up whatever this dumb brat wants
>she wants dominos
>orders like three pizzas and a bunch of wings, like $70 worth of shit
>seems satisfied, dad fucks off to his chair to drink scotch and listen to king crimson
>me and my buddies come back around dusk drunk and hungry and see mom showed up with the pizzas
>princess opened each box and the wings, proclaimed them to be 'nasty' and proceeded to eat hotdogs with the rest of us
>never expressed any humility or gratitude for them going out of their way to cater to her bullshit
>spent the rest of the weekend in the trailer watching bleach on her phone
>she was black not sure if that matters

>> No.17381511

>>17381488
>>she was black not sure if that matters
it doesnt, but it does help me imagine how she said "this shit be nastyyyy"

>> No.17381541

>>17381511
seconded, it doesn't matter but it does add to the flavor of the story.

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>those two girls

Time to fap

>> No.17382965

>>17381488
>dad fucks off to his chair to drink scotch and listen to king crimson
gigabased

>> No.17382984

>>17380881
your life sounds gay

>> No.17383093

>>17381488
Who ate the dominos?

>> No.17383107

>>17381488
>1488
welly welly well

>> No.17383132

>>17381327
Still doesn't make sense

>> No.17384057

>>17380881
>I thought things were going to go a different direction at "dad pulls out"...
Agh
HAGH HAGH AGH HAH HAR HAR

>> No.17384517

>>17383093
Skinwalker

>> No.17384917

I had some friends that would take whatever was left over from what they brought to the meetups but like in the pettiest way. Like they would bring a six pack and then take home the last beer that was left over or like a quarter of a bottle of shit whiskey or half of a bag of chips.

>> No.17384965

>>17384917
Can you elaborate? What did they do wrong exactly?

>> No.17384988

>>17384517
Those wily bastards.

>> No.17385001

>>17380881
It's weird when you're camping with family since kids are picky and need a lot of options but it's pretty common to go camping with the bros with nothing but booze, your fishing poles, and some bait at least around here.

>> No.17385004

>>17381030
Fuck you. At least get a squeeze bottle of mustard. Also the bastard brought beer, wouldn't have killed him to pack a bottle of soda pop as well.

>> No.17385029

>>17381488
don't have time for your life story bro
tldr

>> No.17385044

now i want an 'ot 'og

>> No.17385046

Honestly, it sounds like one of those things that parents do when they want to "teach" their kids something by just saying "Hey, we're doing X. You're in charge of this part. Plan, coordinate and execute. It's all on you champ" and then otherwise giving no guidance or oversight.

So the kid was on food duty and thought hot dogs, got you and your buddy to pitch in because he wasn't sure how to get them himself and then he neglected to do anything else on his part. Parents probably realized the fuck up but pretended it was all cool when really everyone was disappointed that fucking junior couldn't even be trusted to pack some mustard. I mean, if I was a dad wanting to scam some free hot dogs from middle schoolers, I would make damn sure they were dope hot dogs by bringing chili and chopped red onions or something.

Should have made fun of the kid being like "Way to go, daniel boone. Maybe you'll get your eagle scout patch if you manage to bring a bottle of ketchup next time."

>> No.17385054

>>17385046
Making fun of your friend in front of his parents during a camping trip sounds like it would make for a great time.

>> No.17385075

>>17385054
this but unironically

>> No.17385085

I went to an island on a lake in Arkansas with bonafide trailer trash. We had a cooler with weiners and mustard, and a bag of potato chips and buns. We were on that island for two days and I'm sure if not for the sodium and preservatives it would have spoiled. I think that's my record for most consecutive hot dogs. Normally I will have a dog and require a few meals between, but I probably ate 8 dogs back-to-back that trip.

>> No.17385099

>>17381030
If he's pulling out a cooler, it means they're car camping. If you're car camping, you have fun with that shit.
If I'm hiking camping its freeze dried meals, dried fruit, just meh shit. If I'm car camping, its steaks, beer, the works.

>> No.17385104

>>17381030
If you're able to lug a whole cooler to your spot you're not roughing it, you're sleeping outside

>> No.17385123

>>17384917
You couldn’t finish a 6 pack? I assume stubby cans too. What a bunch of faggots

>> No.17385168

>>17383107
kekkers

>> No.17385210

>>17385001
>kids are picky and need a lot of options
wtf? either eat or go hungry problem solves itself pretty quickly

>> No.17385222

>>17385099
i always bring fresh veg, eggs, bacon, a few frozen steaks for backpacking.

>> No.17385231

>>17385210
Yeah, that works wonders when you're camping with another family. Try telling another parent how to feed their kid and see what happens.

>> No.17385245

>>17385231
they can bring their dipshit kid whatever special shit they want and i'll judge them as retards and not invite them camping again if it's such a pain in the ass

>> No.17385250

>>17385245
Yeah, you're definitely the type of person that gets invited to go camping much less has a friend or two.

>> No.17385254

>>17380881
the woman looks like australia's first female prime minister. it's uncanny.

>> No.17385262

>>17385250
>t. my kids are dipshit faggots

>> No.17385267

>>17385222
That's always good too. I mostly go with freeze dried cause I constantly buy them in bulk for my preps, so it's easy to grab a few new types to try out before ordering more. Lucky for me the Oly.pic Peninsula is pretty much my back yard, so I always try to fish or hunt while /out/

>> No.17385270

>>17385262
More like you're a bitter retard that has no friends and cannot understand that someone else's kid might have preferences. It's obvious don't lie about it. You've probably never even been camping.

>> No.17385284

>>17385270
why would i be bitter about your faggot kids? don't be a lazy bitch and they won't be picky little retards

>> No.17385294

>>17385284
You're defensive as fuck because you know what I'm saying is true. Keep seething while demanding other kids eat your shitty food or something.

>> No.17385307

>>17385294
i'm not demanding what other kids eat whatsoever. i'm calling your kids dipshit faggots just like you. go ahead and bring them their pizza and chicken tenders to camp while everyone eats normally.

>> No.17385309

>>17385294
you sound like the dad of the retarded nigger bitch from this post >>17381488

>> No.17385312

>>17385270
Look, when I was in Boy Scouts, we had a kid in our troop that had a peanut allergy. Do you think we catered to his disability?

>>17385245
This.

>> No.17385313

>>17385307
Yeah, because bringing plain hotdogs and nothing else means that I brought a microwave with me. Do you make up scenarios in your head to get angry about for fun?

>> No.17385321

>>17385312
>Do you think we catered to his disability?
Hope you guys snuck peanuts into his food.

>> No.17385323

>>17385312
OP wasn't in the fucking boy scouts. He was a normal kid that found it weird that his friend's parents brought nothing but plain hot dogs. Hate to break it to you man but that is weird. Normal families bring more than that.

>> No.17385324

>>17385313
you're the one who claimed camping with families is hard because your faggot kids are retarded picky eaters

>> No.17385329

>>17385324
I never said camping with families is hard, you fucking retard. You've never felt a pussy before and you're taking it out on a complete stranger.

>> No.17385333

>>17380881
I wouldn't worry about it

>> No.17385345

>>17385329
but you did admit your kids are retarded faggots that making taking them camping "weird"

>> No.17385347

>>17385345
You're having a stroke, incel anon. Calm down.

>> No.17385348

>>17381007
Skinwalkers don't exist, they're made up, just like Wedigos, chupacabra, the Jersey devil, it is just camp fire stories and your imagination, the woods are a safe place, anon. Even if they did exist, which they don't, we mean you no harm, they're more afraid of you. Also you should apply garlic infused olive oil to your skin before you go out, to keep insects away.

>> No.17385354

>>17385347
>incel anon
you're projecting a lot with the incel shit. maybe next camping trip hold your picky faggot kids head under the water until the bubbles stop?

>> No.17385360

>>17385354
>claims I'm projecting
>says I have kids in the same sentence

Which is it? I still think you've never went camping in your life if you believe bringing only hot dogs and nothing else is suitable to feel kids. They're going to get tired of that shit after a day and want something else.

>> No.17385373

>>17385323
Yea, every family brings shit for their kids to eat except when they plan on cooking at the campsite together, regardless of what program you're in retard.

>> No.17385379

>>17385360
>I still think you've never went camping in your life if you believe bringing only hot dogs and nothing else is suitable
where did i say that? did you means your faggot kids are picky so you have to bring caviar and blinis LOL

>> No.17385387

>>17380881
I wouldn't have even brought buns.

>> No.17385390

>>17380881
Sounds like they would have been shit out of luck and me and my buddy would have been having our plain hotdogs alone.

>> No.17385393

>>17385379
What are you even mad about? I don't even think you know for sure. Are you mad about the fact that I said families bring a variety of food camping because kids tend to be picky? It's the truth and if you disagree you've never been around kids. I get that we're on 4chan and you're probably on the sex offender registry at all so you're kept away from them but normal people know how picky kids can be.

>> No.17385399

>>17385393
i'm not mad i'm laughing at a retarded faggot complaining that camping is "weird" because the kids are also retarded faggot. you're also really obsessed with my sex life

>> No.17385401

>>17385393
Oh, and by variety, I mean more than fucking hotdogs. My family usually brought at least soda, chips, and bread/lunch meat for sandwiches when I'd go camping. Everyone else I grew up with had families that did the same.

>> No.17385403

I know some boomers that go /out/ for Thanksgiving. They bring everything. It's a different kind of camping.

>> No.17385406

>>17385399
I never said camping is weird you illiterate faggot. I said just bringing hot dogs and nothing else is weird because OP asked.

>> No.17385407

>>17385401
>My family
We're your family now.

>> No.17385413

>>17385406
>It's weird when you're camping with family since kids are picky and need a lot of options

>> No.17385418

>>17385413
Not if you starve them.

>> No.17385419

>>17385407
I post here once or week or less. This website is trash now. I can't even make a neutral post without psychotic faggots like >>17385399 losing their fucking mind.

>> No.17385426

>>17385413
That is in response to

>I'm still struggling all these years later to understand if this was normal food behavior or not.

Bringing only hotdogs is weird behavior when camping as a family. I'm not sure what universe your from where that isn't the case. It's not weird when you're planning on a drunken outing with friends/no other family involved.

>> No.17385429

>>17385419
LOL you gonna cry you little bitch?

>> No.17385460

>>17385429
You're angry as fuck over a post because you misread "bringing only hot dogs is weird" as "camping is weird." Why in the fuck are you so mad? Calm down and learn to read.

>> No.17385545

>>17385460
>You're angry as fuck over a post
LOL no. cry harder little bitch.

>> No.17385572

>>17385545
You type like you have the mental maturity of a 13 year old and you struggle with reading comprehension. Are you the kid OP went camping with?

>> No.17385586

Can you all either shut the fuck up and post food or food stories related to /out/? Feels like I'm on /b/

>> No.17385593

>>17385572
you're seething so hard. maybe next time don't double down on retarded. keep crying little bitch LOL

>> No.17385607

>>17385593
You're not funny or good at trolling. Stop making the board even more of a shithole that it already is.

>> No.17385612

>>17381488

>> No.17385617

>>17385085
>8 dogs back-to-back that trip.
Back in his wrestling days my older bro used to regularly eat 8 dogs (1 package where I live) in a single sitting when he got home from practice. Shit was wild.

>> No.17385623

>>17385294
Found the picky little faggot kid. Other guys right, your preferences are not my problem.

>> No.17385625

>>17385607
LOL cry harder you dipshit little bitch maybe write the jannie a complaint

>> No.17385632

>>17385623
No normal kid is going to eat hot dogs for days. Most people camp for at least the weekend. Hell, no normal adult would either so expecting others to do that is odd behavior. I'm not sure why every autistic retard ITT is jumping my shit when OP was the one that asked the question.

>> No.17385655

>>17385632
My argument is that your preferences are not my problem. My friends have kids. When I go camping with themI bring whatever shit I want and beer. Their kid, their problem. Course since he's not being raised by faggots he's not picky anyway and eats basically whatever. You don't really think a kid will starve to death b4 eating some shit they dont like do you?

>> No.17385667

>>17385655
I don't think they will but if someone else's kid was camping with my family I'd at least bring something more than just hotdogs because
A. I want to eat more than that and
B. I understand that not everyone wants to just eat dogs so I'd bring some other neutral shit like sandwiches too because I try to not be an inconsiderate shithead.

>> No.17386197

>>17384917
As opposed to what? Throwing that shit out? They paid for it, no one else is taking it, what the fuck is the problem?

>> No.17386349

>>17381018
https://youtu.be/0p8oeiVDcx4

>> No.17386372

>>17380881
That's stupid. If it was your idea to go on a camping trip for your kid and his friends, you should supply the food. At the very least, the parents should have some backup food just in case.

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They expected condiments but didn't want to embarrass you

>> No.17386405

>>17385348
I can confirm. I saw a skinwalker once and it wasn't there because they don't exist.

>> No.17386416

>>17386197
You generally just leave that stuff with the host unless they say they don't want it. His friends are probably just alcoholics or really poor.

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>>17381040

>> No.17386421

>>17385085
Nobody thought to bring a fishing pole?

>> No.17386423 [DELETED] 

Slag in the red wants that D

>> No.17386742

>>17380881
no lol. that's weird as fuck.

>> No.17386883

>>17386421
At that point I would start illegally trapping fish and game. North American animals are dumb as fuck. You get caught you point at your parents for child abuse.

>> No.17386894

>>17386883
>At that point I would start illegally trapping fish and game.
on an island in the middle of a lake? how exactly would you go about that?

>> No.17386945

>>17386894
Fish naturally fall into circular patterns. Without seeing this "island" I don't know the waters around it or depth, but you can often just drive a bunch of sticks up in a circle with only a small entrance but that entrance is facing the waters typical current, so they wont swim towards it to get out.

Not the best idea in a lake, but better than nothing.

>> No.17386981

>>17386945
>drive a bunch of sticks up in a circle
and that's illegal where?

>> No.17386998

>>17386981
Damming a water source so all the fish gather together so you can scoop them out is pretty fucking illegal everywhere. You cannot create a fish reservoir.

>> No.17387025

>>17386998
you're damming an entire lake from the island by driving sticks in a circle? what the fuck are you talking about i'd love to see you try that on a two day camping trick

>> No.17387064

>>17387025
Go fuck off. Making sense and being the law is not the same thing. If you want to create your own fish reservoir you need a fucking permit. I don't make the goddamned laws or regulations. Write your local faggot.

>> No.17387069

>>17387064
lmao no, you're perfectly welcome to you trapping methods to catch fish.
You don't go out very often, do you?

>> No.17387093

>>17387069
no shit his fantasy is going on a two day trip to an island and making a fish trap and eating trapped fish instead of eating the hotdogs

>> No.17387097

oh and trapping wild game on the island as well LOL

>> No.17387616

>>17386416
in New Zealand it's normal to take home whatever you brought to a party.

>> No.17387985

>>17381488
I wish I was there with you Anon

>> No.17387988

i thought everyone was supposed to bring something, why wasnt there more stuff?

>> No.17388008

>>17385267
yesterday i fed my /an/, watched some /tv/, did some /ck/ and went /out/ in the afternoon. im /lgbt/ btw.

>> No.17388033

>>17380881
I can expect that if you hiked there.
Then again, when I've gone camping at the beach most people bring their RVs and get take out for every meal.

>> No.17388108

you got scammed out of hot dogs in middle school and you're letting it bother you to this day

>> No.17389573
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Camping trip food is supposed to be simple. Usually we just pack enough mcdonalds for 5 days into a cooler and were set. Recook it over a campfire and you're golden (arches)

>> No.17389724

>>17381488
>dad fucks off to his chair to drink scotch and listen to king crimson
absolutely based

>> No.17389733

>>17385348
>the woods are a safe place
skinwalker hands typed this post

>> No.17389754

>>17381488
Feel sorry for that dad. was that close to being Obama but ended up miserable

>> No.17389759

>>17385348
>we mean you no harm
Skinwalker hands typed this.

>> No.17389777

>>17385348
t. chupacabra

>> No.17389799

>>17385099
>>17381030
>not bringing ketchup and hot sauce packets deep innawoods

ngmi

>> No.17389819

>>17389799
it attracts the bears

>> No.17389821

>>17389799
>hot sauce packets
>not bringing a shot glass size bottle of your favorite hot sauce so it won't leak.
Ngmi.

>> No.17389836

>>17381488
learn to get to the point quicker holy shit I regret reading this

>> No.17389852

>>17389819
Shoot them.

>> No.17389862

>>17385655
youre too aggressive for your own good. dont pop a blood vessel old man

>> No.17390602

>>17381276
U just know

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>>17381488
>1488
Digits speak the truth it was most definitely because she was an obese nigger

>> No.17390828

>>17380881
>places yarmulke on head

Good goy

>> No.17391278

>>17381511
It doesn't matter until we find out everyone has a similar story.

Fucking nigger cunt just stealing my wine.

>> No.17391291

>>17381488
black chicks are the most picky fucking eaters while none of them can cook

>> No.17391344

Are you sure you aren't misremembering it? Was it a one-day camping trip where you ate on the way to and on the way back? Otherwise one plain hot dog meal is kinda weird especially for an outdoor thing where everyone's being kinda active.

Maybe you missed a meal while doing stuff in the woods like you showed up like an hour late when they had already packed everything away?

Maybe it wasn't even the woods. There are like forest preserves that are basically parks a 2 minute walk from the parking lot and 3 minutes from a gas station. I definitely remembering going to birthday parties or afternoon things where all we ate were plain burgers or something.