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Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:15:08 2022 No.17367008 [DELETED]

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I found this in my girlfriend's kitchen. Any idea what it's used for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:16:53 2022 No.17367019 It's measures the fertility of potential mates. Testicles go in the two cups. If the penis is not longer than the rod then she will not allow reproduction to occur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:17:10 2022 No.17367021 It's for a man to present his testicles to her. Sorry, OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:18:07 2022 No.17367025 >>17367019 >allow So it's forced insemination today

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:18:17 2022 No.17367026 >>17367019 >>17367021 You faggots literally can't stop thinking about dicks

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:18:45 2022 No.17367028 homemade ballcuppers

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:19:46 2022 No.17367033 File: 49 KB, 640x515, Sylvia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367008 >DOUBLE SCOOP

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:20:57 2022 No.17367037 That's a trump ice cream spoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:21:13 2022 No.17367040 >>17367008 Why don't you ask her, retard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:23:56 2022 No.17367052 File: 280 KB, 1200x1800, Double-cuillere-Dan-Wakemia_Art_Africain_img.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367008 It's an African double spoon which originated from the Ivory Coast. It's used to convey hospitality

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:27:45 2022 No.17367065 >>17367052 >sheeeeeeeeit

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:28:15 2022 No.17367067 >>17367008 Am I crazy or is this thing fucking floating? Why is nobody talking about this wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:28:38 2022 No.17367070 >>17367052 Thanks. That makes sense since she volunteered in Africa for a few years

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:30:07 2022 No.17367079 File: 46 KB, 600x496, 1494054768997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367037 What did you say?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:30:09 2022 No.17367080 >>17367067 >he can't levitate cooking utensils with his mind Someone didn't go to culinary school

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:30:19 2022 No.17367081 >>17367067 magnets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:30:22 2022 No.17367082 >>17367052 What a stupid fucking thing to make.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:31:14 2022 No.17367085 File: 24 KB, 480x542, 1507907885457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367067 still from a video of tossing it around

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:33:02 2022 No.17367091 >>17367081 how do they work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:33:08 2022 No.17367092 >look at full image wtf is that a pube stuck to the side of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:34:43 2022 No.17367097 >>17367092 Holy shit you're right

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:35:27 2022 No.17367099 >>17367082 >mac and cheese on one spoon >mashed potatoes on the other >can now enjoy both at the same time without having to mix them on the plate or overcrowd your spoon it makes perfect sense you buffoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:35:47 2022 No.17367100 >>17367097 Testicle presenter confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:36:56 2022 No.17367104 >>17367099 But if you try to eat out of one half then the other will hit the side of your mouth. It is very impractical. It's like some Africans though, "One spoon good, two spoon double good." Instead of doubling the size of the serving spoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:37:16 2022 No.17367107 >>17367008 It's so you can do a bump of coke in each nostril instead of snorting lines like some filthy casual

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:39:46 2022 No.17367114 File: 1.19 MB, 1220x1332, Mursi_Lip_Plate,_Ethiopia_(11886606444).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367104 >then the other will hit the side of your mouth checkmate

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:39:55 2022 No.17367116 >>17367070 Keep weak bait tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:40:42 2022 No.17367119 File: 437 KB, 500x666, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:43:12 2022 No.17367133 >>17367114 Aww shieeeet. The African chad thinks of everything. My feeble mind can not comprehend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:43:43 2022 No.17367136 >>17367119 Damn that was fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:48:59 2022 No.17367157 >>17367008 This thread agian..... Kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:51:19 2022 No.17367163 >>17367119 lamo

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:54:24 2022 No.17367176 >>17367119 what's it like living in 2016

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:55:47 2022 No.17367183 I thought it was a football mouthpiece from the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:56:07 2022 No.17367186 >>17367176 alot better than living in 2022

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:01:07 2022 No.17367207 >>17367026 Bollocks are not willies. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:08:18 2022 No.17367233 It's either a cock measurer (markings on the handle) or knacker slappers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:12:00 2022 No.17367247 File: 148 KB, 600x400, iu[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367186 >alot better than living in 2022 it's true

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:15:22 2022 No.17367269 >>17367119 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:16:40 2022 No.17367276 File: 136 KB, 1200x889, Crying_e4a505_6576858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367186 It really wasn't that long ago was it. I was at least 60% happier in 2016.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:21:04 2022 No.17367295 >>17367157 Shut up, asshole. We're having fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:22:35 2022 No.17367303 File: 82 KB, 1080x1080, 1643666664087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367276 >wasnt particularly happy in 2016 >look back and realise how much better it was

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:25:17 2022 No.17367318 >>17367067 it's on glass above the tile. see the hair also on the glass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:48:31 2022 No.17367449 >>17367295 >We're having fun Stop. This board is for food and cooking only

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:54:53 2022 No.17367489 >>17367082 You're not supposed to use it, it's just a symbol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:05:38 2022 No.17367526 >>17367489 >entire continent is engulfed in war and famine >let's make luxury spoons

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:06:58 2022 No.17367532 File: 99 KB, 913x685, blago2024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367303 I spent the entirety of the Trump era angsting against the Powers that Be and yet it was unironically a golden-era from which things have only degenerated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:07:32 2022 No.17367535 >>17367489 Did you learn about this shit from like day 8 of last years black history month? You know, when they run out of interesting black people in history of the world?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:12:01 2022 No.17367552 >>17367099 why don't you just make a fucking slurry with a blender, you disgusting swine

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:37:17 2022 No.17367667 >>17367008 egg scooper, like, the lady kind?

Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:40:27 2022 No.17367681

You guys used to watch This Old House? They’d have a segment where they found some weird tool and everyone took turns guessing what it’s for. That’d be cool if we could get threads like this going. Also, I agree with the other poster. It’s a dick measure with ball holder

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:42:46 2022 No.17367687 >>17367114 How does she get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:50:04 2022 No.17367724 File: 1.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1617895179007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It will only get worse, in a couple years you'll look back at 2021 and think it was a good in comparison

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:52:03 2022 No.17367731 File: 184 KB, 340x445, Screen Shot 2021-07-29 at 5.56.47 pm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367724 >this is probably true

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:52:26 2022 No.17367732 >>17367070 uh oh

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:54:39 2022 No.17367741 >>17367724 You okay, dude? Personally, my life has gotten better every year although the world seems to get worse. I'm not having any kids because I'll be legit surprised that civilization as we know will be intact in 30 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:07:13 2022 No.17367789 >>17367176 >>17367186 >>17367247 Obama was president in 2016, dumbfucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:08:14 2022 No.17367794 >>17367789 I miss him like you wouldn't believe. At least we've escaped the retardedness of the Trump era

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:09:12 2022 No.17367801 File: 579 KB, 592x536, 1636810577470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367741 Everything is okay, I'm fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:11:02 2022 No.17367807 >>17367741 >kinda wanted kids >literally too expensive to have them Oh well

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:14:15 2022 No.17367818 >>17367052 https://youtu.be/WFY2kJ96jNY

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 23:38:33 2022 No.17368193 File: 36 KB, 206x273, over.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367732 yep. >>17367070

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 23:41:51 2022 No.17368213 I thought it was a mouthguard with a tail for attaching it to the mask of a football helmet but it's not but it's really visually close to that maybe a child carved a replica of one from wood

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 23:43:11 2022 No.17368219 File: 229 KB, 968x609, r.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17367008 You stole this from reddit, faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 23:45:34 2022 No.17368227 >>17368219 >clearly has a reddit account with his fav subs on the left Go back

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 23:46:20 2022 No.17368232 >>17368227 No its just a screenshot I found from an earlier thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 23:51:34 2022 No.17368257 >>17368232 you saved a random reddit screen cap becuase someone else peosted it in a joke ck thread? even more pathetic teebeedesu

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 23:56:09 2022 No.17368271 >>17367037 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 00:02:07 2022 No.17368292 >>17368219 >OP is once again a faggot Gee, big surprise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 00:05:58 2022 No.17368306 >>17367789 nice backpedal, sleepy joe

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 03:01:48 2022 No.17368845 >>17367037 >Two scoops >One term Grompf friends...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 03:09:33 2022 No.17368869 >>17367052 So basically its there so Africans run out of food twice as fast?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 07:57:40 2022 No.17369380 >>17367535 Pretty much any period of actual African history is more interesting than fatmericans.

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