Best bread alternatives?

[Anonymous No.17364760]

[Anonymous No.17364771]

>>17364760
just eat bread you pussy

[Anonymous No.17364770]

>>17364760
Potatoes

[Anonymous No.17364778]

>>17364771
shut the fuck up you retarded obese faggot

[Anonymous No.17364782]

>>17364760
cake

[Anonymous No.17364853]

low-carb tortillas

[Anonymous No.17364891]

>>17364778
why do ketards always project their own obesity on the internet
bread doesn't make you fat you "people" are insane

[Anonymous No.17364900]

>>17364771
You ever thought about people being unable to eat bread, dumbass?

[Anonymous No.17364914]

>>17364900
Weeding out the weak and undesirables.

[Anonymous No.17364923]

>>17364900
no, because that's psychosomatic made up shit

[Anonymous No.17364961]

>>17364778
my man just got got... damn...

[Anonymous No.17365299]

>>17364900
Maybe it doesnt make you fat but its not the same for the insulin resistant

[Anonymous No.17365380]

>>17364760
Sourdough bread is the best bread replacement.

[Anonymous No.17365387]

A bullet

[Anonymous No.17365512]

>>17364760
I'm with you bro. Anything i made into a sanwich, i'll make it into a salad. Baby kale/spinach, arugula, spring greens.

[Anonymous No.17365521]

>>17364760
Shotgun

[Anonymous No.17365598]

>>17364891
why are you assuming a ketard? sometimes i just dont feel like eating fuckin bread. not that anon though.
>>17364923
you know whats not psychosomatic? my ability to eat sandwiches on lettuce leafs, and your inability to do nothing about it. i like bread too, youre just a fucking shitstick

[Anonymous No.17365608]

>CARBS BAD
God I am looking forward to when this wank is debunked in 8 years and I don't have to hear morons shouting it literally every time food is mentioned in conversation.

[Anonymous No.17365741]

>>17365608
well, they ain’t good

[Anonymous No.17365759]

>>17365608
>I can't wait for in 8 years when ketosis is debunked
Good luck buddy, you'll need it

[Anonymous No.17365771]

>>17365608
It's bad for me. I eat bread and my blood sugar raises over 200. So yeah carbs bad

[Anonymous No.17365780]

>>17365598
because ketards are the only ones who would assume someone is fat for having any amount of bread in their diet

[Anonymous No.17365781]

>>17364760
>File: asr8z6clmxc41.jpg
I want the redditspammer to be rangebanned.

[Anonymous No.17366332]

Spinach tortillas are good

[Anonymous No.17366341]

>>17365771
>It's bad for me. I eat bread and my blood sugar raises over 200. So yeah carbs bad
Yeah that happens to me too. It's called type 1 diabetes.

[Anonymous No.17366378]

>>17364760

[Anonymous No.17366716]

>>17364760
Just eat whole wheat

My local lidl also started selling vegetable tortillas, bwsed on beetroot or some crap, sounds nice actualy

[Anonymous No.17366748]

>>17365771
American bread isn't bread, it's fucking cake, also you might have diabetes.

[Anonymous No.17366773]

>>17364760
Tofu bread

[Anonymous No.17366794]

>>17364760
rice, just throw anything you would on bread on rice.

[Anonymous No.17366816]

>>17364760
chicken fillet, doubledown style

[Anonymous No.17366842]

>>17364760
deez balls lol

[Anonymous No.17366968]

>>17365771
Yes, diabetes is bad. Bread is fine.

[Anonymous No.17366991]

I shy away from bread because it's full of sugar but let's be honest here, unless you make your own there is no good replacement. Wraps are generally worse in either flavor or nutritionally and you aren't replacing a cheese burger with a fucking wrap and getting any thing close to the same experience. And using lettuce as a replacement is a cop out.

[Anonymous No.17366992]

>>17364760
test

[Anonymous No.17367024]

>>17364760
If you're cutting carbs then just make a salad and put the meat on that. Trying to replace bread with lettuce or whatever to hold onto that normalcy usually ends up being unsatisfying and not tasting that great. Just make better use of what you have available instead of trying to have a replacement.

[Anonymous No.17367601]

>>17364771
L O N D O N
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[Anonymous No.17367718]

>>17364760
I just make meat or cheese wraps. Just make a sandiwch basically but with whatever your most structurally sound ingredient is on the outside and just eat that shit. meat burrito

[Anonymous No.17367832]

>>17364900
you should die and not have children, just like manlets and small penis dudes

[Anonymous No.17367844]

>>17365608
ketoids have been balding and smelling bad since the 90s. It's not going away. Low carb diets aren't new to the 20th century, either.

[Anonymous No.17367952]

>>17367832
cope

[Anonymous No.17368677]

OP said bread not wheat or grain retards.

[Anonymous No.17368947]

>>17366716
they're not great, better than the normal prepackaged ones though.
But the 'vegetable' tortillas are still 70% wheat flour so I don't think its what op is looking for.

[Anonymous No.17369085]

>>17366332
This. I'm not on any dietary restrictions and I've still been using these for a ton of shit for about a decade.

[Anonymous No.17369184]

>>17364900
then eat cake?

[Anonymous No.17369281]

>>17364760
Styrofoam.

[Anonymous No.17369708]

The best bread substitute is without a doubt, chaffles.

[Anonymous No.17369717]

>>17365780
No one assumed anyone was fat because of bread though. You just called out ketard and made us all very confused

[Anonymous No.17369721]

I have a carnivore chaffle breakfast sandwich every day. The basic egg and mozarella recipe is keto and carnivore.

I don't miss english muffins at all. It's a perfect sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17369727]

It's sad that /ck/ doesn't know about chaffles. They are so much better than any other alternative.

You can make all sorts of amazing sandwiches with zero or nearly zero carbs.

[Anonymous No.17371064]

>>17369727
We know what eggos are

[Anonymous No.17371081]

>>17364760
>Best bread alternatives?

[Anonymous No.17371100]

>>17364778
aren't you the fatass that cant eat bread because theyre fat though?
lol

[Anonymous No.17371105]

>>17365598
>muh leaf so there!
Wow what a teenage badass you are :)

[Anonymous No.17371130]

Raw Cabbage is a tougher green, not bitter, has larger leaves, is quicker than bread, and is pretty cheap.

[Anonymous No.17371183]

>>17371105
You're damn right I am. Now go shovel some burger king into your mug you fatass consoomer

[Anonymous No.17371267]

>>17364760
>Tried the Mushroom Bun meme
>Just slippery and sloppy
>Tasted like shit
I like mushrooms but damn was that the worst shit in my life. I rather just the lettuce wrap.

[Anonymous No.17371271]

>>17369085
The spinach wraps are more cals than the flour wraps unless your making your own.

[Anonymous No.17372508]

>>17364760
if you know how to make it. you eat it with meat. It is not bread through. it is kind of like mashed potatoe if you boil it.

[Anonymous No.17373181]

I use instant noodles as bread

[Anonymous No.17373195]

>>17364760
tortillas

[Anonymous No.17373201]

>>17371100
t1s don't get diabetes by being fat