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17356122 No.17356122 [Reply] [Original]

Full English is God's breakfast. Enjoy your.. fucking... pancakes or whatever.

>> No.17356136

>>17356122
i had a full english at a travelodge and vommed all down my shirt afterwards

>> No.17356148

>>17356136
>travelodge
Are you really this poor?

>> No.17356149
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17356149

>why yes, I do eat steak and eggs for breakfast, how could you tell?

>> No.17356658

>>17356122
Do Americans really?

>> No.17356685

God doesn't eat meat. He doesn't rely on the suffering of other species to get the energy he needs, he's clever, he's friends with them.

>> No.17356710

>>17356122
As an American, I find the 'proper British fry-up' unappealing.
At least it's a balance meal.

>> No.17356716

>>17356122
If you had ever had a pancake you wouldn't say
>. pancakes or whatever.

>> No.17356719

>>17356122
All I can picture when I hear "full english" is a bunch of washed up drunk br*tish sex pests hanging out in the expat quarter of some asian metropolis, loud talking at 4 in the morning after a night of boorishness

I really, really do not like br*tish people

>> No.17356725

>>17356122
I like how the full English is almost the perfect breakfast, but then the British decided to add baked beans. Everything else is fresh and well cooked so we better open up a can of hienz beans.

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17356733

pretty good but i just can't do baked beans. huevos rancheros or a good omelette with potatoes are probably my favorites because sweet breakfasts don't do it for me.

>> No.17356757

>>17356122
Black pudding is disgusting poverty "food" for people who desperately need to invent a new form of sustenance in order to consume more calories to live. It's no different from eating bugs. You can sell me on the rest though.

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17356775

>>17356122
Do Bongs really?

>> No.17356778

>>17356136

peasant

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17356784

>>17356122
>Full English
>New world produce
Gets me every time.
I'll have a chicken fried steak any day of the week and won't spend any of the time used eating it to think about the UK. Imagine that.

>> No.17356806

>>17356716
What you call pancakes are just shit crèpes

>> No.17356826

>>17356122
That's a fairly small amount of breakfast for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason English food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much flavour to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of beans, toast, eggs, tomatoes, sausage, ham, and mushrooms, but I could easily.

>> No.17356841

>>17356658
>british breakfast
>do americans really
How stupid are you?

>> No.17356846

>>17356685
God doesn't eat, period.
Also He designed humans to eat meat.

>> No.17356848

>>17356841
Are you stupid?

>> No.17356850

>>17356848
I know you are but what am I?

>> No.17356851

>>17356806
crepes and pancakes are the same thing in the same way that croissants and baguettes are the same thing
I.e. they aren’t the same thing

>> No.17356879

>>17356850
Do Americans really?

>> No.17357580

>>17356122
I find this posturing tiresome. The American breakfast with pancakes is perfectly tolerable when a full English can't be found.
The full English is inferior to the breakfasts found in Scotland, Wales, and Ireland anyway.

>> No.17357816

>>17356122
As an American born and bred I must say this looks like an amazing meal, but I would not prefer it for a breakfast. It's so hearty, I'd prefer it for a heavy lunch or for dinner. Despite what you may have heard most Americans do watch their weight (20-30% don't) and would prefer a bit lighter of a meal earlier in the day, but it does look amazing, and if it's not an everyday thing but more of a rare feast of a breakfast then hell yeah, why not?

>> No.17358785

>>17356775
Looks like the full American

>> No.17358792

>>17357816
>simping for the brits
kys

>> No.17358794

>>17356784
America is new world England. You ever think of that, Mr. Meme?

>> No.17358952

For me it's monster zero ultra and 375mg of DNP. Shan't be cooking myself today.