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What would a sad meal from McDonald's contain?

>> No.17355270

>>17355269
Food from McDonald's

>> No.17355271

>>17355269
it'd just be Burger King

>> No.17355291

>>17355269
The same contents of their Happy Meal.

>> No.17355292

>>17355270
This

>> No.17355358

>>17355269
A refund in the form of food stamps

>> No.17355368

>>17355269
It would probably be a well-balanced healthy meal to make the Amerilard upset

>> No.17355370

>>17355269
They actually released one in a mental illness awareness campaign a while ago. Can't remember anything more specific about it because never get anything right and that's why everyone hates me.

>> No.17355372

>>17355269
Filet o fish and black coffee

>> No.17355418

Nothing.

>> No.17355424

The two cheeseburger meal but the patties are small and overcooked. The fries get cold fast and the nuggies you get were sitting out.

I had this meal last night.

>> No.17355429

>>17355269
the american fears the salad

>> No.17355442

>>17355269
It would contain strange items that are only available outside the states like the McSpaghetti, the burger that is shaped like a mcrib but is just normal beef and the mashed potato burger from china

>> No.17355451

>>17355429
As of 2020-2022 McDonald's has discontinued all salads in America and you can't even get them anymore outside of special locations that have some weird choice made by the franchisee

>> No.17355469

The gnarly ass chicken mcnuggets they used to have in the 80s that had chunks of tendon in them. No fries, and a toy of the weird bird character.

>> No.17355471

>>17355269
Standard happy meal but with a small bottle of vodka and one of those leftover MLP toys. Also a picture of you & your parents back when you all thought you'd make something of yourself.

>> No.17355481

just the regular stuff but made by uyghur slave labour.
you can really taste the suffering.

>> No.17355591

>>17355270
cope, what shit food do you eat that has nearly conquered the globe?

>> No.17355641

An autographed Joe Biden bobblehead

>> No.17355644

>>17355591
Rice.

>> No.17355651

>>17355270
ungrateful, really

>> No.17355660

>>17355644
stay weak faggot

>> No.17355665
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17355665

>>17355644
This kills the fastfoodfag.

>> No.17355683

>>17355591
>he thinks if it's popular it must be good
you are a certified fucking moron.

>> No.17355714

>>17355683
It's food, why else would it be popular?

>> No.17355906

>>17355665
Do people seriously run a full pan of oil like that to cook things

>> No.17356273

>>17355906
>shirtless nog with visibly filthy hair in a cheaply lit, cluttered kitchen
what do you think

>> No.17356282

>>17355665
this is what cooking feels like

>> No.17356395
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17356395

>>17355269
Sad Meal Contents:
>12 pack of light beer
>2 Big Macs
>20 piece McNugs
>2 Large Fries
>1 limited edition 'toy' that does nothing, but is ostensibly collectable.

>> No.17356398

>>17355270
fpbp

>> No.17356401

>>17355370
I only hate you because you fish for complements like a tranny :)

>> No.17356402

A sad meal is when you order drive through and get home and they fucked your order up.

>> No.17357716
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17357716

>>17355665
>shirtless in front of splattering oil
>that much oil in a SHALLOW pan
>doesn't turn off the stove or turn down the heat when it has a violent reaction
>pours water on an ELECTRICAL and OIL fire
And yet, it's amazing he managed to both record and upload this act of retardation.

>> No.17357734

>>17355269
Tasteless SEA spaghetti and chicken from Jollibee

>> No.17357746

>>17355665
>these animals are allowed to vote

>> No.17357758

>>17355269
>cheeseburger
>apple slices
>yoghurt
>juice
>promotional toy advertising an upcoming children's movie in 2022

>> No.17357773

>>17355269
A wrong fucking order that robs you of $4 worth of food on a $10 order. It just happened not even half an hour ago. Never again.. never again. Fuck you, McDonald's. Fuck you entirely.

>> No.17357889

>>17355269

ticket for one free rape in the ball pit

>> No.17358007

>>17355370
That was Burger King you tranny

>> No.17358115

>>17355269
Adult's Sad Meal:
>three-meat hamburger
>underfilled medium fries (with a pack of mayo)
>three nuggets with mustard as mandatory sauce
>medium drink with too much ice
Kid's Sad Meal:
>Mcplant
>apple slices/fries "fun mix"
>cranberry juice
>book
Both come with a non-redeemable IOU for a toy and a link to this thread