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>> No.17352425

easier to eat

>> No.17352428

Azn gorls!!!!

>> No.17352432

>>17352420
rectangles are only for pocketbook style sandwiches

>> No.17352434

Mmmm... Cheese pussy...

>> No.17352448

>>17352420
it's the ratio of crust to no crust
the lower the better

on the bottom one, you have 2x the crust (by length) for the non-crust section
on the top one, you have sqrt(2) times the crust for the non-crust section

>> No.17352464

>>17352448
Holy shit…

>> No.17352471

>>17352420
whats the best marie kondo video to start with?

>> No.17352496

>>17352464
i know... that was pretty good, huh?

>> No.17353346

>>17352448
Bread without crust is disgusting

>> No.17353350

>>17352471
Our sex tape

>> No.17354436

>>17352420
I like rectangle sandwiches. I am built differently. A special breed.

>> No.17354467
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17354467

I just fold my bread

>> No.17354501

>>17352420
Triangles ensure that both halves are proportionate, cutting it down the middle could lead to uneven halves and thus is inferior.

>> No.17354523

>>17354467
fold it the correct way you fucking psychopath

>> No.17354532
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17354532

>>17354523
sorry

>> No.17354537
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17354537

This is stupid

Why doesn't anyone point out the obvious ? You shouldn't cut your sandwhich in the first place (unless you want to share it with someone else, but that's not applicable to you americans).

>> No.17354539

>>17352448
This is theoretically correct, but practically incorrect. You want smaller angled sections so that you don't get sanguich on your face when you eat the soft inside corners. If you have triangle-cut sanguiches you end up with both ends of the crust in your ears. I've embarrassed myself too many times with the triangle-cuts.

>> No.17354565

>>17354539
You embarassed yourself by not eating the crust

>> No.17354588
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17354588

>>17354539
>If you have triangle-cut sanguiches you end up with both ends of the crust in your ears.

How the fuck are you eating your sandwich? Are you having issues? I literally just made a picture to teach you how to properly eat a sandwich without ending up "with both ends of the crust in your ears".

>> No.17354595

>>17352448
Bruh

>> No.17354663

>>17354588
extremely based

>> No.17354703

>>17354539
>both ends of the crust in your ears
do you have fucking parkinson's or something? or some kind of developmental disability?

>> No.17354712

>>17352420
textural variation maybe, the points are fun to eat

>> No.17354717

the cross section of 'wich guts is longer
also jews

>> No.17354729

>>17352448
can't tell if you're master troll, or incredibly stupid

>> No.17355904
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17355904

Uncut sandwich is best.

>> No.17355937

>>17353350
talk about sparking joy am I right fellas

>> No.17355944

>>17352432
What is that?

>> No.17355947

>>17354729
no troll. explain how that doesn't make sense. go on. it's literally high school geometry
>>17354539
most people eat the crust first, pal

>> No.17355956

>>17353350
lol

>> No.17355984
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17355984

I want to fuck Marie Mondo so badly it's not even funny, I'd commit serious crime for it (but not rape, I want her to give herself willingly)

>> No.17355996

>>17355984
*Kondo, for fuck sake

>> No.17356024

>>17352420
Childhood nostalgia likely

>> No.17356025

>>17352420
I have a better question.

Why does it feel faster to eat triangle sandwiches? It feels like you take less bites and finish quicker. The other cut feels.... slow for some reason.

>> No.17356039

>>17355904
>Uncut sandwich is best.
Just like dicks

>> No.17356048

>>17356025
Like anon said, the ratio of crust-less to crusted bread is higher for a diagonal cut (1/sqrt(2) as opposed to 1/2). Also, the the triangle shape makes it easier to get a big long corner in your mouth.

>> No.17356101

>>17352448
>american "education"

>> No.17356121
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17356121

Because they remind us of vanquished foes

>> No.17356248

>>17355947
it's clear now. you're incredibly stupid.