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17342987 No.17342987 [Reply] [Original]

i dont know why america cuisine gets so much hate. the stuff at my supermarkt is amazing

>> No.17342996
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i mean who wouldn't?

>> No.17343001 [DELETED] 

>>17342987
I'll be honest I didn't read your thread or look at picture. I just came here to tell you that whatever you posted is garbage and you should be shot.

>> No.17343015

>>17343001
thanks for the bump

>> No.17343019
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>>17342987
mike mitchell must be huge across the pond.

>> No.17343063

>>17342987
Do euros really?

Also never trust a man with 2 first names.

>> No.17343080

>>17343019
>4 buns
>5 dogs
real germs must not shop here

>> No.17343107

>>17343019
...are those hot dogs pickled? What the fuck?

>> No.17343135

>>17342987
foreign takes on american food are always wild to me. I hope when they see us making their food they get that same feeling of something that technically checks off the marks for authentic food but the more you look at it the more foreign and bizarre it seems to the point where it looks like martians are trying to fit into earth culture.
Also who the hell is Mike Mitchell? Some weird euro celebrity that pretends to be american?

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>>17343019
Why are the hot dogs in a jar??? That sounds disgusting

>> No.17343157

>>17342987
I wish I had a round meal right about now

>> No.17343168

>>17342987
lmao

Guttentag, herr mike mitchell

>> No.17343173

>>17342987
Mit Schweinflesche!

>> No.17343192

>>17342987
who is mike mitchell? is it just supposed to be a name that sounds american?

>> No.17343203

>>17343192
In a way it makes sense. We have Oscar Mayer which sounds like fake german so of course germans need Mike Mitchell which sounds like a fake american name

>> No.17343209

>>17343203
Oscar meyer doesn't sound german though it sounds English

>> No.17343217

>>17343019
>>17343148
what's the difference? hot dogs already sit in a water saline.

>> No.17343224

>>17343217
Hot dogs in America are packaged dry, they aren't packed in brine water

>> No.17343225

>>17343209
except Oscar Ferdinand Mayer was german

>> No.17343230

>>17343224
have you not opened a pack of dogs? they literally sit in their own water. even on the package it will say packed with 2% salt solution.

>> No.17343237

>>17343148
>>17343107
I have no idea why euro's can/jar their hotdogs in an excess of water but it's the most common way to see them on store shelves
>>17343224
they aren't completely dry, the packages are vaccum sealed with a small amount of water

I suspect it has to do with consumer expectations where in the US you expect to see plastic packages in a refrigerated meat section or deli and in euroland they expect to see it with other canned things

>> No.17343247

>>17343237
a jar is better anyway since you can actually close it

>> No.17343267
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>>17343247
the added cost just isn't worth it, cheaper plastic packaging can just be thrown into a ziplock
or some brands integrate a ziplock closure at the end of the pack anyway

>> No.17343273

>>17343267
im not seeing these cost savings with how ludicrously expensive 't'gs have become

>> No.17343280

>>17343273
Hot dogs are still crazy cheap though? Like i can get an 8 pack of jumbo dogs for less than $3.

>> No.17343437

>>17342987
If you've the taste buds of a 8 year old kid you stupid moron.
Check out the sugar content and what you are paying for is dressed up sweet shit that costs peanuts to put together and fills you for a short time and does nothing good for you in the long term. Also looks like yomit but good for you if you are happy with your preferences.

>> No.17343450

>>17343247
Why would you close any container of Glizzies? Are you a weakling or something?

>> No.17343495

Hot dogs don't have sliced pickles on them. Chicago dogs have spears. Your "hot dog" pickles are actually hamburger style.

>> No.17343517

>>17343495
Why don't you take it up with Mike?

>> No.17343528

>>17343217
One is refrigerated and the other isn’t

>> No.17343787

>>17343495
why do they sell pickles with the buns then?

>> No.17343840

>>17343019
he was until he got caught with cunny on his computer

>> No.17343842

>>17343787
who is they? Because it's not done that way in America.

>> No.17343901

>>17343209
No it doesn't, at all. It sounds german

>> No.17343905
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>>17343019
>mike mitchell must be huge across the pond.
The Spoonman is worldwide

>> No.17344526

>>17342987
this is an aldi, right?
hoestly they should just sell that shit in america, it would definitely sell.

>> No.17344537

>>17344526
Its a Penny market.

>> No.17344565

>>17343063
nor a man who wears a belt with his suspenders, a man who can't even trust his own pants.

>> No.17344600

>>17343019
oh snap, it's hot dog week again in germany? i must go to the store immediately!

>> No.17344722

>>17342987
Yeehaw pardners, it's your ol' pal Mike Mitchell with my special chili con carnee, authentic Yankee style!

>> No.17344760

>>17343209
t. pronounces it "mee-yurr"

>> No.17344794

>>17342987
This is really shitty. Corn in chili? Beans in chili? Fucking euros. At least when Americans appropriate another cultures cuisine they make it better.

>> No.17344921

>achtung scharf

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>bbq noodles
ah yes an american classic

>> No.17345091
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>>17343192
Real American Names

>> No.17345289

>>17345091
>Mike Truk
Based

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17345503

It is very funny that they chose they chose the name Mike Mitchell for their American food brand

>> No.17345522

>>17343019
He's American so he's huge no matter where he goes. Y'know. Cuz they're fat. Americans are very, very fat.

>> No.17345525

>>17345091
You laugh at their names, but you can't tell me you didn't cry a American tear of joy when Dwigt Rortugal pitched a no-hitter at the All-Stars World Game Series Demi-Final.

>> No.17345530

Deutschfreunde, wouldja send me dem bottled hot dogs? Here in Ameriland, there are practically no pork hot dogs and I miss wustel from back home. : (

>> No.17345818

>>17345530
bruh these fucking jarred hot dogs always make me nauseous if i eat more than 2. its not worth the shipping costs on som 2 euro dogs

>> No.17345846
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>>17342987
american cuisine

>> No.17345955

>>17345846
>chicken in sauce
oh the humanity, what will those crazy americans do next.

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>> No.17346043

>>17346000
>WIN A VISIT FROM DAVIS!
>I'll come to you
He's not giving you a choice, is he?

>> No.17346070

>>17346043
davis also serves 3 men

>> No.17346084

>>17346070
>details inside
details are stored in the ball

>> No.17346094

>>17346070
He once served 3 men in a parking lot

>> No.17346467

>>17342987


based

lidlpilld

>> No.17346590

>>17345818
Why the fuck would anyone eat more than two? Have one and that's the end of it.

>> No.17346767

>>17343203
you know not long ago everyone in this country was a european immigrant?

>> No.17347278

>>17343450
Based glizzie guzzler.

>> No.17347482
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>>17346070
>>17346094

>> No.17348159

>>17346767
Except for the slaves, the natives, the Chinese railworkers, the Mexicans and so on.

>> No.17348167

>>17343280
Holy shit they are 3 bucks now? I remember when I was poor and would pick up a pack of bar s for a buck...and that wasn't very long ago

>> No.17348180

>>17345525
Hey no one will ever steal as many bases as Onson Sweemey did during his career With the All American Mustangs

>> No.17348187

>>17346043
It's a sexual promise. His kink is sweepstakes winners

>> No.17348212

These shit's are delicious. Little bit of Arrabiata sauce with them and a grilled chicken breast. Yum...

>> No.17348218
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>>17348212
WTF WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TONIGHT!

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>>17348218
It's just you. I'm high and haven't had a single problem image posting

>> No.17348303

>>17348256
sneed test

>> No.17348319

>>17343209
>Meyer

Go back to your own reality faggot, this is a Mayer reality

>> No.17348320

>>17348303
I too love Simpsons pal

>> No.17348329

>>17348320
i only watch ntsc sorry

>> No.17348726

>>17343080
it’s to make you buy 5 bags and 4 jars

>> No.17348820

>>17343148
what do you think that disgusting plastic package is? Its a jar you fucking retard they are packaged the same way except glass doesn't' leach chemicals into your food.

>> No.17348824

>>17346000
is this from idiocracy?

>> No.17349047

>American cuisine
>literally posts tv dinners and shit
come on, at least try. find something that's actual food that's disgusting. Just try to knock biscuits and gravy or general tso's

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>>17343237
>I have no idea why euro's can/jar their hotdogs in an excess of water but it's the most common way to see them on store shelves.
Europe is not 1 country. Speak for your own shithole.

>> No.17349927

>>17349464
MEGAKØB