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Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:33:41 2022 No.17341770 [Reply] [Original]

Here's your za.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:36:57 2022 No.17341788 Oh, sure, but if you train a monkey to dance, then it's "animal cruelty".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:54:41 2022 No.17341889 >>17341788 Some so called "scientists" train monkeys to drink alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:56:28 2022 No.17341902 I know the answer is "Because he's being recorded" but what the fuck is the point of flipping the pizza cutter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:56:41 2022 No.17341906 File: 945 KB, 1500x1212, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a fool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:57:10 2022 No.17341910 >>17341889 I don't think mixologists are actually real scientists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:58:12 2022 No.17341914 >>17341770 you would get yelled at for doing that if it wasn't for imaginary internet points.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:58:14 2022 No.17341915 >>17341906 >Ganesh Based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:59:17 2022 No.17341926 never seen a shaved monkey before but I bet it makes 'em more aerodynamic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:20:20 2022 No.17342036 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, alck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17341889

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:22:06 2022 No.17342049 >>17341770 Mmmm pizza de macaco

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:24:08 2022 No.17342060 >>17341902 It's probably fun to do and they're bored doing the same thing every day at their job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:26:25 2022 No.17342068 >>17341910 Next you'll tell me that a sandwich artist isn't a real artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:27:59 2022 No.17342079 >>17341770 I love his flair in serving up poison to dumb ppl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:30:45 2022 No.17342096 >>17342036 Literally me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:32:21 2022 No.17342104 Here's your za. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt4JDpZqBEM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 18:34:43 2022 No.17342111 File: 71 KB, 898x479, teh poors.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >eating dominoes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 19:12:41 2022 No.17342295 File: 113 KB, 900x900, 1641137504451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17341915 Sirs, please do the needful...sirs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 19:19:01 2022 No.17342323 >>17341788 >>17341902 >why are you attempting to have fun at your boring and soul crushing job??? STOP IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 20:46:54 2022 No.17342691 >>17342323 correct, unironically. Wagies are paid to work, not to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 20:50:02 2022 No.17342704 >>17342111 Only poor people make efforts to not seem poor, rich don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 20:51:37 2022 No.17342707 File: 160 KB, 640x533, equal-slice-pizza-cutter-lloydpans-640x533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17341906

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 20:54:59 2022 No.17342720 >>17341914 whats he doing wrong/incorrectly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 21:08:03 2022 No.17342781 >>17342720 spinning the blade. basically playing with a giant knife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 22:08:33 2022 No.17343103 >>17342720 Enjoying himself as a black man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 22:17:11 2022 No.17343146 >>17341902 Building up the combo meter so he can use his finisher.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 22:24:45 2022 No.17343193 >>17342079 Love your flair serving up poison to dumb ppl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 23:11:43 2022 No.17343405 >>17341902 flow, spatial calibration. its like clicking the tongs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 00:30:03 2022 No.17343644 >>17341770 >spins cutter is gonna be the new taps knife mark my words

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 01:30:27 2022 No.17343836 >>17342707 >"Honey can we have pizza tonight?" >"Sure hun just let me clean the steering wheel first."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 01:34:51 2022 No.17343847 File: 3.54 MB, 320x240, 1638323223836.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17343836

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 08:04:15 2022 No.17344770 >>17342111 I got money and prefer domino's since pizzerias tend to be good only 50% of the time and shit the rest if even that often

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 08:10:24 2022 No.17344789 >>17344770 Better to go with the sure thing.

>>	Nate Higgers Fri Jan 28 08:27:14 2022 No.17344833 >>17341910 You obviously failed your degree in it and are just bitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 09:48:27 2022 No.17345007 >>17343103 He's Indian or Paki

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 09:55:49 2022 No.17345030 >>17341770 That's too small. Even if I ate the whole thing I'd still be hungry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 10:00:36 2022 No.17345040 File: 32 KB, 187x285, 1641025963433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17343836 That was a good one, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 10:11:15 2022 No.17345072 >>17345007 What's the difference? They're both disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 10:15:46 2022 No.17345088 >>17342295 WHAT IS THE NEEDFUL??

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 10:20:01 2022 No.17345103 >>17342036 based monke

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 10:47:00 2022 No.17345193 File: 2.01 MB, 760x720, pizza_flambe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17341770 >Here's your za. I'd like to see him slice that in 7 pieces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 13:37:55 2022 No.17345792 I work at a pizza place, just use a pizza cutter I always cringe seeing shit you just press down on the pizza with

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 13:39:02 2022 No.17345798 >>17342323 Twas banter, chum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 14:08:03 2022 No.17345887 >>17341770 So that's why you always get uneven slices that aren't even cut all the way through

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 14:28:42 2022 No.17345950 File: 22 KB, 222x293, 1642766019748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17343836

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 15:15:33 2022 No.17346131 >>17345193 I hope for his and that cities sake he died in a fire at the store.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 15:23:05 2022 No.17346156 >>17342704 wrong, both poor and rich people make effort to appear middle class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 15:32:05 2022 No.17346188 >>17342704 >>17346156 what do you consider "rich"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 15:48:55 2022 No.17346264 >>17346188 Donald Trump. Warren Buffet. Bill Gates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 15:53:01 2022 No.17346279 >>17346264 >the Diet Coke trinity