/deenz/

[/deenz/ No.17339563]

Where my deenzbros at?
>toast baguette
>rub garlic clove over it
>chop corrishons, mini pickled onions, garlic , and capers
>slice cucumber and boiled eggs
>herring in egg and mustard sauce
>wrap and squish

[Anonymous No.17339599]

Would be better without eggs and cucumber.

[Anonymous No.17339629]

fucking herring isn't deenz

[Anonymous No.17340598]

>>17339563
i guess this is a good place to ask
what do I do with a spare tin of anchovies

[Anonymous No.17340853]

>>17340598
anchovy martinis

[Anonymous No.17340864]

>>17339563
you will never know the touch of a woman

[Anonymous No.17340886]

>>17340864
Thank you, I hope your blessing comes to fruition.

[Anonymous No.17340902]

>>17340864
>wanting to catch cooties

[Anonymous No.17340913]

>>17339563
Ok where are the sardines ?

[Anonymous No.17340996]

>>17340913
>>17339629
it was fish in a can
it's deenz related

[Anonymous No.17341000]

>>17339563
>eggs with sardines
every time with you fags
eggs and fish do not mix

[Anonymous No.17341006]

>>17341000
Counterpoint:
THAT'S WRONG YOU DUMBFUCK

[Anonymous No.17341043]

>>17341000
what about fish and cheese

[Anonymous No.17341378]

>>17339563
Sounds tasty as fuck but I would personally do without the cucumbers for it. Also canned herring isn't deenz op, but still based

[Anonymous No.17341473]

Are sardines still affordable?

[Anonymous No.17341494]

Kippers blow sardines out of the water as far as canned fish is concerned

[Anonymous No.17341501]

>>17341043
not a fan but less disgusting than eggs and fish

[Anonymous No.17341557]

Recently I've been waking up with three scrambled eggs with these lil niggas mashed up into them. Literally just those two ingredients plus heat. It works wonders for my digestion, probably. Between that and the massive cup of coffee I enjoy with it, within an hour of waking up each day my bowels are nothing more than a barren, whistling tomb-cave. Highly recommend.

[Anonymous No.17341955]

>>17339629
Herrings are adult sardines

[Anonymous No.17342487]

>>17341557
Does it give you good farts?

[Anonymous No.17342513]

>>17339563
Only popular with you fags because on first glance a tin of sardines seems gross but doesn't actually taste terrible
Le fisherman's eggs meme

You really are all such losers

[Anonymous No.17342797]

>>17342513
Don't really get what you're on about. I tried canned sardines on a whim a couple years ago and fell in love with canned seafood as a result. They're fun to discuss because they're both delicious on their own and versatile as ingredients, and since it's a canned product, people all over the world can easily try different varieties and have a shared experience. I love canned fish and that's why I eat them all the time, not to prove something to people on the internet who will never even know I exist.

[Anonymous No.17343226]

>>17342513
My attempts at fisherman's eggs haven't gone well . I just cook the eggs separately now .

[Anonymous No.17343368]

>>17339629
herrings are literally sardines

[Anonymous No.17343385]

>>17343226
what sauce is that on the deenz?

[Anonymous No.17343411]

>>17343385
A mix .

[Anonymous No.17343810]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

[Anonymous No.17343837]

redpill me on cod liver

[Anonymous No.17343841]

>>17342513
this tbqhwyf

[Anonymous No.17343894]

>>17339563
What the heck is a corrishon?

[Anonymous No.17343899]

Is canned salmon ever good. Is this thread only about canned sardines.

[Anonymous No.17343944]

Fuck you there are no deenz here.

[Anonymous No.17344031]

I will be consuming anchovies for the first time tomorrow. Probably having it for breakfast over some leftover rice. How similar are they to deenz?

[` No.17344049]

>>17340598
pizza sauce

[Anonymous No.17344059]

>>17343894
I think he meant to say cornichon

[Anonymous No.17344069]

>>17344059
aka a fuckin pickle
just say pickle

pickle

you arent french

[Anonymous No.17344916]

>>17343837
Delicious and healthy, but you can't talk to anyone for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.17345084]

>>17344031
Depends entirely on if you're eating filleted anchovies in olive oil and salt (by far the most common variety when people talk about anchovies), or if you're talking about whole anchovies. Whole anchovies taste pretty similar to whole sardines, although in my opinion they tend to have a stronger umami/meatiness to their flavor.
Filleted anchovies are super strong and can't really be compared to any kind of whole canned fish. You can eat them plain, but from what I've seen the most common use is mashing just a couple into a sauce to spread out the intensity a bit. Their overwhelming flavor makes them a lot less versatile than whole fish.

[Anonymous No.17345692]

bros this looks so good

[Anonymous No.17345749]

Do the thread like tinned smoked trout? I bought some today because I haven't been able to find tinned smoked tuna for a while. Haven't had it yet so idk if it's any good, but here's hoping.
Deenz're pretty good, though. Fresh, tinned or frozen, I'm good with eating sardines/pilchards.

[Anonymous No.17346546]

Deenz

[Anonymous No.17346554]

>>17343411
Tomato paste and two tomato based sauces. Interesting.

[Anonymous No.17346587]

Any of you guys watch our boy matt on youtube? Super comfy videos for when you're eating your deenz all alone at the computer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxWUJmMuseg

[Anonymous No.17346621]

>>17346587
"He" looks like a very ugly woman with a press-on felt moustache.

[Anonymous No.17346640]

>>17346621
who the fuck cares what some dude looks like, his videos are comfy

[Anonymous No.17346641]

>>17341000
but i had eggs and smoked salmon for breakfast this morning and it was good

[Anonymous No.17346656]

>>17346640
Sorry I wouldn't be able to watch some Hispanic hermaphrodite on YT, Anon.

[Anonymous No.17346666]

>>17346656
i think he's half nip half european, cant attest for his genitals though

[Anonymous No.17346776]

>>17346554
I wanted spaghetti sauce but didn't have any . That was as close as I had on hand .

[Anonymous No.17347009]

>>17346587
his videos are fine, desu

[Anonymous No.17347083]

Redpill me on mackerel

[Anonymous No.17347102]

>>17347083
it's very tasty. It's like a very firm deen alternative. It really benefits from a good sauce. Some of my favorites have really good tomato sauce. Like Nuri mackarel

[Anonymous No.17347256]

Am I really supposed to eat the tails?

[Anonymous No.17347267]

>>17347256

[Anonymous No.17347277]

just got some of these because of tarkov, I cannot go back to deenz, these are just addicting.

[Anonymous No.17347534]

The bela deenz were really good today .

[Anonymous No.17347666]

For me, it’s max and cheese mixed with steam in the bag veggies and a couple cans of tuna, desu. It’s a good filling weeknight dinner, desu.

[Anonymous No.17348022]

>>17339563
Thought you guys were memeing with your obsession for deenz so I bought a can of these and fuck, they were delicious. 101% sold.

[Anonymous No.17348056]

>>17348022
deenz arent a meme, there's a reason they've been around as long as they have

[Anonymous No.17348064]

>>17348022
I'm a big fan of Nuri also . I can get Bela deenz a little cheaper and they taste good as well .

[Anonymous No.17348098]

>>17348064
Try Ortiz if you can get them cheaply, they are as good as nuris and a lot cheaper (where i live)

[Anonymous No.17348113]

>>17348022
t. nuri shill

[Anonymous No.17348124]

>>17348113
liking a product doesnt make someone a shill, calm down

[Anonymous No.17348127]

>>17348124
t. paid marketer

[Anonymous No.17348137]

>>17348098
Thanks , made a note of that .

[Anonymous No.17348816]

>>17348137
nice collection

[Anonymous No.17348847]

>>17343899
Any canned fish welcome

[Anonymous No.17348855]

>>17348816
Thanks , I might move some to work so I can buy more without my wife freaking out , lol .

[Anonymous No.17349042]

i hate this fucking meme
they're SARDINES
calling them deenz is not cute nor is it funny. it does not make you cool, only a faggot.

[Anonymous No.17349049]

>>17349042
What a depressing life you have. I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.17349055]

>>17349049
milhouse is not a meme and deenz will never be a meme no matter how hard you force it

[Anonymous No.17349072]

Everyone eats . Might as well have fun with it . Not everyone wants to be miserable .

[Anonymous No.17349297]

>>17349042
I'll stop posting deenz threads as soon as the jannies stop banning /sips/ and 'go 'za threads.

[Anonymous No.17349300]

Deenz in oil or deenz in water

[Anonymous No.17349318]

>>17349300
smoked deenz in oil

[Anonymous No.17349909]

Can't get deenz in tomato sauce at any of my local stores, gonna have to order some online. What should I get?

[Anonymous No.17349921]

>>17349909
Do it yourself, pouring tomato sauce on sardines is not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.17350603]

>>17341557
Do you mash the deenz into the eggs before or after cooking them?

[Anonymous No.17350621]

>>17345749
Trout's fine; but as a freshwater fish, it's not the same as with saltwater fish and not as prolific in worldwide distribution.

[Anonymous No.17350715]

>>17348022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpTwHAt0Zxw

[Anonymous No.17350750]

>>17347277
Had a few cans of sprats a couple months ago. Taste great but my idiot roommate complained about the smell.

[Anonymous No.17350754]

>>17348855
fs, you're just like a gun collector; hide it all from the mrs.

[Anonymous No.17350853]

>>17349909
King Oscar has lots of thick tomato sauce . Others like Nuri , Bela and Santo Amaro have a thinner less tomatoey sauce .

[Anonymous No.17351036]

>>17349909
KO sardines are smaller and the sauce is thick and has a tomato paste flavor .

[Anonymous No.17351054]

>>17349909
Bela sardines are larger , firmer and the sauce is thinner and has a milder less pasty tomato flavor .

[Anonymous No.17351063]

Looks like I'm having deenz for lunch and dinner , lol .

[Anonymous No.17351172]

The Santo Anatolia sardines has sauce that's in between the KO's and Bella's . Thicker than Bela's and less pasty than KO's . I like Santo Amaro's the best .

[Anonymous No.17351180]

Autocorrect got me again .

[Anonymous No.17351201]

>>17351063
This, I've been living off deenz almost exclusively this week

[Anonymous No.17351206]

>>17351036
>>17351054
>>17351172
I wish my supermarket would carry some different brands of deenz. Storebrand is nice, but I'd like to try around.

[Anonymous No.17351240]

>>17351206
I had to buy them online . The store I shop at doesn't carry any with tomato sauce .

[Anonymous No.17351245]

>>17351036
Tomato nuri looks similar but has bigger fish

[Anonymous No.17351256]

>>17351245
I ate my last Nuri yesterday :(

[Anonymous No.17351271]

Anyone tried these little jars yet? I picked up the herbs and tomato ones at the store today.

[Anonymous No.17351605]

>>17350621
Not what I asked but thanks, I guess.

[Anonymous No.17351816]

>>17347256
Buy them like this in the jar, the tails are already cut off.

[Anonymous No.17352008]

Cracked open a new tin for dinner - Porthos' spicy vegetable oil sardines. 3 large, firm, fish, with an intact pepper in the tin too. The texture and fish themselves were excellent. The spiciness of the pepper didn't really penetrate into the fish, but it was well absorbed by the abundant oil & water, which I poured off into a bowl and used as a dipping sauce. Overall a great tin, makes me excited to try their tomato sauce varieties.
I've never seen this brand in-person (received it as a gift), but they strike me as being similar to a slightly more premium Bela (though maybe I'm just saying that because they're both from Portugal).

[Anonymous No.17352014]

Kitchen is mostly barren right now so my breakfast today was scrapped together.
Let me tell ya, sauerkraut, salsa, and sardines do not make a good combo.

[Anonymous No.17352546]

>>17352014
Sauerkraut and sardines doesn't sound too bad. I can imagine it falling apart with the salsa, though. Too much acidity.

[Anonymous No.17353064]

Going to be eating deenz for dinner for a few days .

[Anonymous No.17353426]

>>17349042
What a big fucking sookbag you are.

[Anonymous No.17354574]

>>17341000
>>17341043
counterpoint:
tostitos cheese
jalapeno deenz
runny fried egg
2 slices of bread

god tier sandwich

[Anonymous No.17354577]

Brekkie

[Anonymous No.17354634]

did a stovetop fisherman's but overdid the eggs waiting on the hashbrowns

:(

[Anonymous No.17354675]

God damn these Sultan brand sardines with the piri-piri peppers are going on my list. Very spicy!

[Anonymous No.17354742]

>>17349042
you boyz aight? saw this homosexer talkin shit

[Anonymous No.17355516]

>>17346587
I ordered some espinaler sauce because this dude shills it so hard.
Haven't gotten it yet. Is it really good or just a meme?

[Anonymous No.17355974]

>>17351605
>Trout's fine
Sounds like an answer to me. Unless your question was something other than "Do the thread like trout?"

[Anonymous No.17355985]

>>17354675
>cat eating can of spicy oil.
Lay down some newspaper, bro...everywhere.

[Anonymous No.17356094]

>>17354742
Don't worry brother, my ego literally CANNOT be damaged by those who have clearly misguided tastes.
Hopefully he awakens from his miserable dream and eats some good food.

[Anonymous No.17356126]

If you were going to make a lettuce wrap with King Oscar deenz in tomato sauce , what else would you put on it ?

[Anonymous No.17356341]

>>17356126
>implying you need more than deenz for anything

[Anonymous No.17356367]

Some onions could be nice. Could fill it out with some mushrooms if that's up your alley.

[Anonymous No.17356490]

>>17356367
I think I'm going to try " Land , Air & Sea " inspired by another thread .

[Anonymous No.17356505]

>>17341000
He hasn’t tried fisherman’s eggs
NGMI

[Anonymous No.17356678]

>>17348137
So can you explain the point of your stockpiling like this?
Not trying to be a dick, I’m genuinely curious.
Assuming I’m not in some sort of survival situation, I’d only imagine myself doing that if I happened to find them on some insane sale, or had to make a painfully long trip to get them. Or I guess if I ate then literally every day and that amount represented a relatively short supply.

[Anonymous No.17356798]

>>17355974
Oh, you poor, poor thing.

[Anonymous No.17356815]

>>17350603
During. I throw the eggs on with a bit of butter (or oil) and when they just begin to solidify where they contact the pan, I swish them up, scramble them, then pour in the deenz and continue to scramble until cooked.
It's not actually food that i would recommend, at least not without thorough seasoning. But it's perfect for my autistic palate.

[Anonymous No.17356863]

>>17347277
adding another pic so people know the brand, should be findable in US since it's imported

[Anonymous No.17356869]

>>17356678
Not that anon, but you can usually save a nice amount by buying in bulk.
Since canned goods are shelf-stable, if you're sure you'll eat all of them eventually, I think it makes sense.
I would consider stockpiling, but I don't know if I want to commit too much to any one brand or variety. I'm still exploring.

[Anonymous No.17356952]

>>17356678
My stockpile is about sixty cans . I eat about five cans a week so it's a three month or so supply . I save money two ways . First they cost less per can if i buy a dozen at a time . I also get free shipping if I buy over one hundred dollars per order . The cans you see in my pic should be good for two more years .

[Anonymous No.17357016]

>>17356952
probably even a lot longer than two more years. I've eaten deenz that were way out of date and they are still completely fine.
>>17356678
Because they stay good forever, it's a good thing to have around and it's cheaper to buy in bulk

[Anonymous No.17357379]

The deenz wraps turned out well .

[Anonymous No.17357390]

>>17339563
fucking disgusting. well done