/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17335204]

>I put hot sauce on my hot sauce!

[Anonymous No.17335232]

>>17335204
what mental illness compels this person to do nothing but seethe about hot sauce all day

[Anonymous No.17335237]

>>17335232
I'll ascribe it to boredom and thinking he's being "clever" for reposting a meme for the millionth time.
The low-IQ trashpile of /tv/ is better suited to his "contributions".

[Anonymous No.17335240]

>>17335232
>>17335237
I think it's funny

[Anonymous No.17335248]

He's right though

[Anonymous No.17335251]

>>17335204
Soy Johnson, here.
This next test was originally supposed to involve our latest super-hot extra-spicy... Does this say "atomic fart-bomb"? Why are we selling a food product with the word "fart" in its name? Nobody's gonna buy that! ...Anywho, we ran into a little trouble when the eggheads in R&D tried to make this little hot sauce around 20% spicier. As it turns out, there actually is an upper limit to the Scoville scale, and if you break it? Things start to mess with the space-time-heat continuum, just a bit.
So, this next test has us putting hot sauce on top of even more hot sauce! See if we can't REALLY give mother nature a run for her money.

[Anonymous No.17335254]

>>17335251
nice

[Anonymous No.17335255]

How did hotsauce become a soy meme? Your typical numale is the kind of person who thinks french's yellow is too spicy.

[Anonymous No.17335263]

>>17335204
At least I haven't seen any reddit reposts today

[Anonymous No.17335278]

>>17335255
nah, there's definitely a subset of soy that collects hot sauces like it's some sort of replacement for their missing manhood.

[Anonymous No.17335287]

>>17335263
I'm still shocked how Anons like you go out of your way to google every image posted just to see if that same image was seen in reddit.
You know people often do a quick google search for an image to acompany their posts, and just save whatever looks best, right?

[Anonymous No.17335288]

>>17335255
Over-the-top labelling/naming and the funko-pop tier collectors, combined with the general soy-grade lack of self-awareness. Like wine snobs, except their products are named shit like "THE BOWEL-INCINERATING DEVIL SAUCE".

[Anonymous No.17335293]

>>17335287
>Blah blah blah
Shut up

[Anonymous No.17335294]

>>17335287
Reddit sympathizer.

[Anonymous No.17335298]

>>17335251
Lel

[Anonymous No.17335300]

>>17335287

[Anonymous No.17335301]

>>17335293
>>17335294
Triggered the snowflakes, uh oh!

[Anonymous No.17335302]

I'm becoming a hot sauce guy. When I make a sandwich I always mix mayo with lots of Adoboloco Hamajang. My eggs will have one of five of my go-to egg hot sauces. I put hot sauce on hot dogs, avocado toast (I'm late to the game but yes I eat avocado toast), chicken pot pie, quiche etc etc. My four year old son likes Tabasco sauce on his scrambled eggs which makes me so proud. My wife ordered hot sauce for me for the last three Christmases. I am becoming that guy.

[Anonymous No.17335310]

>>17335255
OP is a pussy that can't handle the slightest hint of spiciness so he copes by incoherently telling himself that people who can handle spice are not manly. Yeah, it's devoid of any coherence but he gotta cope somehow.

[Anonymous No.17335317]

>>17335310
I gonna say this right now, but if you get the slightest bit offended or annoyed by the soy meme, you become the soy meme. It's just that powerful.
>WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT, HUH? NEED A HECKIN SIDE OF MILK, BUD?
Etc. It's very effective.

[Anonymous No.17335326]

>>17335301
>snowflakes
Hehe. You gettem so good