BURNS NIGHT 2022! SCOTTISH HOLIDAY

[Anonymous No.17331588]

IT'S BURNS NIGHT YA BUNCHOO JOCKS!
Who here celebrating with some Haggis, neeps and tatties?
Don't forget the whisky!

[Anonymous No.17331614]

>>17331588
>Don't forget the whisky!
I'm not a fedora tipper

[Anonymous No.17331687]

>>17331614
Tippers wish they were as chad as the average Scot.

[Anonymous No.17331690]

This is so cringe. It's like St Patrick's day when all the retards proud of their 1/8th Irish heritage come out of the woodwork.

[Anonymous No.17331783]

>>17331588
Burns night is my favourite.
It's a shame the british import shop in my city closed down from covid because now I can't get haggis.
I'll have a glass of scotch with the lads tonight.

[Anonymous No.17332538]

>>17331690
fuck off manuel, stop being jealous of other cultures

[Anonymous No.17333493]

>>17331588
deep fried haggis meatballs ftw
served with buttered leeks, boiled potat, roasted turnips, parsnips

[Anonymous No.17333505]

I really want to like his poems, but they're kind of shit. Like Wordsworth without the depth of feeling.

[Anonymous No.17333510]

>>17331690
>prefers July 4th

[Anonymous No.17333511]

>>17333493

[Anonymous No.17333525]

>>17333505
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous faggot, O, what a panic's in thy braggot.
But seriously I kinda understand, the beauty of his poems come out only when read aloud in scots, it sounds better than it’s meaning

[Anonymous No.17333708]

>mfw nonces itt

[Anonymous No.17334131]

>>17333511
Looks good anon. What are the greens, leeks?

[Anonymous No.17334213]

>>17333511
i'm gonna not make fun of the potatoes and leafy steams in favor of the chutney and (hopefully) meatballs, because i like that pan :) do those have a name?

[Anonymous No.17334537]

I unironically love haggis

[Anonymous No.17334543]

>>17333493
>Beef

NO

STOP

[Anonymous No.17334613]

>>17331690
Yes, only Americans celebrate this, not the millions of scots.
>>17331783
Where you livin?

[Anonymous No.17334615]

>>17333525
I think it's mostly him moaning about the English.
I love the modern Scottish narrative of Independance, yet being under the EU.

[Anonymous No.17334634]

>>17331690
I guarantee 90% of burgers don't even know what this is. My family came over from Skye in the 1850's so I'm familiar with the scot larp, but I've never even heard of people celebrating this in America. Nor can I imagine most americans willingly eating haggis unless they were raised eating it (which is true for nearly nobody here).
Maybe it's a thing in the northeast and canada though.

[Anonymous No.17334653]

>>17331588
For me, it's the McHaggis. The best fast food haggis. I even ask for extra neeps & tatties and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige (if I pay for them).

One time I asked for neeps & tatties and they gave me three scoops. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the surly ginger McDonald's worker laughed and said, "Aye fak ye, ye clatty dobber!".

Now the staff greets me with "oi it's clatty dobber!" and ALWAYS give me three extra scoops after I pay for them. It's such an authentically Scottish atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for shortbread and a large Irn Bru spiked with Buckfast wine, 1-2 times for deep-fried Mars Bars after a night out smashing shop windows with the boys, and maybe once for oatmeal porridge when I'm in a rush but want some basic sustenance that is cheap, flavourless, and squashes any republicanist hope of a brighter future.

They even have plastic disposable knives, which are illegal for the sassenachs! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17334813]

>>17333493
>'haggis'
>in a tin
>with beef

desgoostang

[Anonymous No.17334837]

The worst part of being the other, other "country" in this shithole is that Americans can't pronounce our yearly holiday, let alone celebrate it.
Dwi’n edrych ymlaen at Yr Eisteddfod eleni~

[Anonymous No.17335927]

>>17331687
The first time I went to Scotland I stepped off the train in Edinburgh, walked out the train station, and across the road was a <5' tall pisshead in a tracksuit screaming "AAH FACKIN ATE THE ANGLASH".

[Anonymous No.17337257]

>>17334613
>>17334634
American here: never in my life have I heard of Burns Night.
Is it like Penis Inspection Day?

[Anonymous No.17337262]

>>17334837
Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg, but very slowly.

[Anonymous No.17339364]

>>17335927
based

[Anonymous No.17339370]

>>17331690
well I'm from northern ireland with scottish heritage so I don't consider it that weird to enjoy such holidays. Besides, Robert Burns was a chad and an excellent poet, and he would have been in any language

[Anonymous No.17339373]

>>17334653
>clatty dobber
based

[Anonymous No.17339377]

>>17337257
>american doesn't know about anything outside of his cultural wasteland
why am I not surprised? Please don't come to scotland once you've discovered our awesome traditions

[Anonymous No.17339387]

>>17335927
Must have been waiting on his train back to Glasgow.

>>17337257
It is essentially a re enactment of Robbie Burns birthday. Haggis was his favourite food.

[Anonymous No.17339389]

My knob is tickling fir some preteen cunny right.