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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I summon the baking gods to bless upon my efforts and bring forth an exquisite creation

>> No.17330195

>>17330190
Sperg translation: I’m making bread. Any tips?

>> No.17330213

>>17330190
>>17330195

yes if you live somewhere cold. use a kettle to heat the place up with hot steam so it can proof propey

>> No.17330233

>>17330213
I have the apartment set for 70. Is that enough?

>> No.17330356
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17330356

Kneading time

>> No.17330429

>>17330190
>toe thumb

>> No.17330433

>>17330429
he’s a mutt, pls be nice

>> No.17330519

>>17330213
Just warm up the oven to ideal temperature and cover with a wet towel for moisture

>> No.17330538

>>17330356
Patiently waiting

>> No.17330544

>>17330190
>milk
Why not add an egg and just call it a cake?

>> No.17330676

>>17330544
Lmao. Where in the pic did you see milk?

>> No.17330682

>>17330429
Pls no bullerino

>> No.17330731
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17330731

Update: I had to go get more flour since I ran out but managed to get this bad boy into shape. Disclaimer, no dairy products were used in the making of the bread, the “milk” that anon saw was the sugar

>> No.17330736

>>17330731
Nothing wrong with eggs and milk in bread

>> No.17331195
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17331195

Time to beat the shit out of it like you’ll beat your wife on a drunken rampage

>> No.17331217

>>17330233
Stick it in the oven with the bulb on. I also like to place a bowl with hot watur at the bottom.

>> No.17331292

>>17330731
>the “milk” that anon saw was the sugar
that's worse than milk. you're making yeast cake, not bread.

>> No.17331403

>>17330190
Now summon the photography gods to teach you how to hold a camera.

>> No.17331421

>>17330190
>>17330731
>>17331195
why we gotta look at you ugly fucking hand in every one of these?

>> No.17331442
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17331442

Based. I haven’t given ck a bake thread since the yeasty eye of sauron. I will make another one soon. Baking gods i channel your power to op

>> No.17331448

>>17331195
Roll your sleeves back up you fucking gremlin

>> No.17331520

>>17331421
YOU WILL CONTEMPLATE THE HAND, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

>> No.17331611
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17331611

It took blood, sweat, cum, and tears. But here it is.

>> No.17331625

>>17331611
It's no surprised you posted the picture upside-dwon, what with all that teflon clogging up your brainstem

>> No.17332474

>>17331611
Cut it

>> No.17332488

>>17330190
Who else checked the hand for a scar?
miss that nigga fr

>> No.17332537

>>17331611
What happened? Did op die b4 having a warm slice slathered in butter??

>> No.17332544

>>17332488
Checked, and I checked.