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Mac n cheese pizza

>> No.17325805
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>>17325774
I got a little drinky on friday.

>> No.17325837

>>17325805
this is horrifying

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>>17325837

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>> No.17325861

>>17325853
aw naur not the butter too

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>>17325774
For every 1 I save, I'll post 1

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Fried mashed potato imitation crab Big Mac sauce sushi

>> No.17325887

>>17325774
At least they used the correct pasta

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>>17325774

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>> No.17325902

>>17325828
>Completely lost
Typical ck user

>> No.17325910
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>>17325857
What is the stuff on the knife?

>> No.17325923

>>17325805
>Imagine being left handed

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>

>> No.17325943

>>17325902
I stumbled upon this guy last night. At first I thought he was just pretending to be an idiot. After a few videos, I realized he is sincere. He has his own cookbook, nearly 800k followers. He has a fat “girlfirend” whose hand occasionally makes an appearance. Surely it’s glandular and not the 80% cheese diet they consume. I would make more webm’s but his idiocy is exhausting.

>> No.17325949

>>17325943
Share the link. I'm pretty relaxed today but I need something to make me angry for no reason

>> No.17325957
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>>17325910
It's the design of the knife anon. A hammered finish, it's a meme that knifelets go for instead of actually buying good knives and then actually sharpening them literally once ever

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>>17325943
May I have a link, and also is pic related his gf?

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>>17325960

>> No.17325966

>>17325960
I'd tear tht up

>> No.17325968

>>17325943
>>17325961
@ketosnackz on instagram. you've been warned.

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>>17325965
>>17325966

>> No.17325973

>>17325943
>>17325961
I'll mention the onion rings should be the first video. The poached egg one will get you too. Basically any of the unedited live ones. He has to stop and ask fatty how to do pretty much everything.

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>>17325973
Have some gore as thanks

>> No.17325989

>>17325897
I would eat this, but I am British

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>>17325968
You too if a different anon

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>> No.17326137

>>17325986
Does anyone have that one with the two women trying to open a coconut with a knife in a bowl/

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>>17326137
yes

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>> No.17326162

>>17326152
this always hurts to watch, where is it from?

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>> No.17326164

>>17326134
is Jack a tranny now?

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>> No.17326176

>>17326134
I would eat that if someone else made it. And I would need some sols and a couple shots of tequila with lime and salt

>> No.17326179

>>17325774
>Mac n cheese pizza
Have you tried it?
I haven't, but what if it's amazing? Pasta eaten on bread is surprisingly a great combo so what if this is as well?

>> No.17326184

>>17325805
That was hard to watch the end part with him trying to pick up the pieces but lacking the dexterity to do it

>> No.17326190

>>17325990
>finland
every time

>> No.17326208

>>17326164
that's not jack

>> No.17326211

>>17326179
>carbs on carbs is a surprisingly great combo

>> No.17326218

>>17326211
if you're trying to say what I said isn't true at all then you're clearly a deceptive ketolard

>> No.17326226

>>17326218
Cope

>> No.17326254

>>17326218
Carbs is automatically food gore faggot

>> No.17326261

>>17326179
I've had a frozen mac n cheese pizza a few times and it's actually pretty good.

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Stargazy

>> No.17326383

>>17326164
>>17326208
Yeah, he goes by Jaqueline now.

>> No.17326385

>>17326342
imagine the smell

>> No.17326433

Is there just one very dedicated autist complaining about carbs on this board

>> No.17326480
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>>17326433
They're not autistic. They're just very passionate about health and once they've realized the benefits of cutting carbs it becomes their mission to spread the gospel and help others make better choices.

>> No.17326505

>>17325832
don't onions have a lot of sugar in them? I feel like they wouldn't be good for keto

>> No.17326515

>>17326480
they're autistic

>> No.17326531

>>17326134
calorie bomb but i bet it's good. I'd make it with tortillas instead of chips tho

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>> No.17326568

>>17326563
nothing wrong with this, though i prefer to use a wine bottle

>> No.17326572
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>> No.17326579

>>17326572
Knew what it was by the thumbnail. Kek he must have the strongest immune system in the world

>> No.17326580

>>17326572
>unmelted cheese
>raw patty
Even as a yuropoor I am triggered by this

>> No.17326581

>>17326572
christ on an actual bike

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>>17326580
I thought you guys liked raw ground meat

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>>17326612
#wifeymaterial

>> No.17326620

>>17326612
Mettbrötchen are good but when it comes to burgers I prefer my patties medium-rare and the cheese melted. Also personally I use ground beef fresh from the butcher instead of this packaged garbage.

>> No.17326625

>>17326615
That's before she baked it.r..rrrr..rright bros

>> No.17326663

>>17326158
Pure disgust

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>> No.17326678

>>17326480
>tomato sauce
>no carbs
interdasting

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>> No.17326691

>>17326134
on god, no cap, dat shit prob bomb af, frea frea

>> No.17326696

>>17326691
deadass?

>> No.17326699

>>17325882
I would eat this. Needs more surimi though.

>> No.17326712
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>>17325949
>I'm pretty relaxed today but I need something to make me angry for no reason
Kek

>> No.17326717

>>17325949
>I need something to make me angry for no reason
just go to /v/ then

>> No.17326727

>>17326152
Wrap it in a tea towel and hit with with the rolling pin.
I used to eat coconut when I was 10 and would pierce the bowling ball holes with a nail to get the milk out, then I'd just whack the thing with a hammer and just walk around chewing on big ass coconut shards.

>> No.17326730

>>17326619
the idea of eating this makes my teeth itch.
imagine the texture.

>> No.17326743

>>17326254
>>17326226
Go back

>> No.17326763

>>17326612
>Wife material
Lmfao!

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>>17325968
I watched 5 seconds of the onion ring and after hearing his voice there’s no way he isn’t a faggot and that fat bitch is his token fat friend that’s a chick

>> No.17326790

>>17326158
I wish to cram a block of cheddar just like this turkey it’s my hero

>> No.17326791

>>17325774
I remember these at CiCi's.
God I miss CiCi's.

>> No.17326846

>>17326505
Not a lot, but more than you would expect (4.2% sugar according to google).
If this guy is trying to do keto, he should ditch the tortillas, they're about 40% carb usually.

>> No.17326858

>>17326163
Natto, an acquired taste.

>> No.17326898

>>17326846
They're low carb tortillas, silly goose!

>> No.17327082

With all the gifs of stupid people using knives this could have easily become a gore thread for real.

>> No.17327251

>>17325960
Dubs has to post it

>> No.17327275

>>17327251
Rollin

>> No.17327310

>>17327251
pls no

>> No.17327365

>>17327251
sigh... roll

>> No.17327403

>>17325774
Say what you will but I love the mac n cheese za' from CiCis pizza

>> No.17327407

>>17327365
close

>> No.17327424

>>17326763
>I need a replacement mommy to take care of me
K

>> No.17327452

>>17327251
roll

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>>17327251

>> No.17327560

>>17327251
Rolll

>> No.17327701

>>17325882
Looks pretty good actually

>> No.17327712

>>17327424
K

>> No.17327724

>>17326152
This is fucking sensational, thank you anon.

>> No.17327728

>>17325853
after the butter i half expected him to cram it up his ass

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>>17327251

>> No.17327740

>>17326668
>Has fine dining gone too far?

>> No.17327757

>>17326858
and one you'd better acquire quickly if you don't want to vomit

>> No.17327765

>>17327251
watch this

>> No.17327768

>>17327728
I had to cut like 2 minutes of butter porn

>> No.17327770

>>17327251
Check these fucking digits

>> No.17327829

>>17327251
Get me off this board

>> No.17327838

>>17327251
Post what?

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>>17325774

>> No.17327843

>>17327838
It

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>>17327712

>> No.17327864

>>17325893
lol I've done this but I definitely eat the extra

>> No.17327886

>>17326152
>>17326727
my mum just holds the coconut in her left hand and hit it with the blunt end of a cleaver while moving the position of coconut so it cracks evenly down the middle

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>>17327864
The extra was my hangover breakfast

>> No.17327902

>>17327886
Can I have her number? Is she asian?

>> No.17327904

>>17326612
>>17326619
>>17326763

this is obviously a joke

>> No.17327905

>>17326597
imagine vomiting this back up

>> No.17327907

>>17325937
office wagies are far more contemptible than retail wagies
i will always have more respect for a walmart employee than an "open office" drone

>> No.17327908
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>>17325774
I know you're calling it gore, but baked ziti pizza is one of the most popular toppings in NYC
I don't get it either

>> No.17327916

>>17327251
russian ban roulette time

>> No.17327925

>>17325805
source?
does he have palsy?

>> No.17327942

>>17326898
I've actually had those coconut flour tortillas before and they're pretty good

>> No.17327945

>>17325805
jesus christ someone take this motherfucker's big, dull knife that's the wrong shape away from him before he lops is fingers off

>> No.17327950

>>17325807
bro put the knife against your knuckles for fucks sake

>> No.17327960

>>17327925
Nah, he's just a left handed faggot.

>> No.17327968

What would be a good veggie to go with peanut butter chicken, bacon and cheese? I make a banging pizza but I'd like to add something healthy to it

>> No.17327982

>>17325972
>pruned or deleted
fuck mods, fuck jannies and FUCK niggers

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>>17327251
You guys are disgusting. Can we please keep this thread SFW and food related?

>> No.17327996

>>17325923
Your mom jerks me off left handed!

>> No.17328002

>>17327251
go over to /sp/ now if you want to see it

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>> No.17328026

>>17327251
check em

>> No.17328029

>>17327982
Uwu

>> No.17328045

>>17328005
got a kek at first but second time around it's obviously fake.

>> No.17328059

>>17325875
This would be a funny gimmick and good instagram bait. Every donut is sold woth 1 bite taken out of it and the donut holes are donut bites.

>> No.17328092

>>17327251
Dubs probability getting real high now

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>> No.17328155

>>17325853
>ketard
>has downey hair
big fucking surprise

>> No.17328163

>>17328098
do vegans really eat turds?

>> No.17328175
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>>17327251

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>>17325774

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>>17328175

>> No.17328192

>>17328163
It has more nutritional value than the dirt they eat.

>> No.17328203

>>17328192
really makes you think

>> No.17328248

>>17326679
No CA fags gonna defend this?

>> No.17328265

>>17326678
it's not no carb, but it's not exactly high carb either
virtually nothing is "no carb"

>> No.17328266

>>17326480
Pizza salad

>> No.17328272

>>17328266
Finally dubs

>> No.17328294

>>17326767
how did you watch it without an instagram account?

>> No.17328305

>>17328266
Post it

>> No.17328306

>>17327902
based

>> No.17328308

>>17328294
Not everyone is an innawoods /pol/fag like you

>> No.17328316

>>17325937
And here I was thinking I was above getting irrationally angry in a thread like this. Congrats, mate. I'll see you in hell.

>> No.17328321

>>17328308
enjoy the zucking

>> No.17328327

>>17326063
Genuinely sickened.

>> No.17328341

>>17325850
Lol reminds me of Henry's kitchen

>> No.17328353

>>17328265
I understand keto but the filename said specifically No Carb.

>> No.17328373

>>17328353
it also said healthy you dumb fuck

>> No.17328382

>>17328373
lol
lmao

>> No.17328383

>>17326572
It has to be fake. The timing is too good, just when you are thinking the joke was she crush the patty when she cut it, you see not only is it crushed and ruined but was raw to begin with

>> No.17328390

>>17328373
Healthy is contextual. No Carb is not.

>> No.17328401

>>17328383
No anon it’s not fake. It’s just ja/ck/
https://youtu.be/J47pL_BW8TQ

>> No.17328415

>>17328401
>open thumbnail
>all that liquid in the pan while he's making a taco
Not surprised but still lold.

>> No.17329003

>>17326261
why the fuck are you eating mac and cheese past the age of 12

>> No.17329021

>>17325960
I thought the bread was just undergoing mitosis but then I saw it

>> No.17329026

>>17329003
Why not? It's good.

>> No.17329033

>>17328341
Based stroked pampika poster

>> No.17329053

>>17326505
not all sugar is made equal. complex sugars in fruit and vegetables are not of as much concern as simple sugars like high fructose corn syrup

>> No.17329092

>>17325774
It seems like there should be a way to make a decent mac n cheese 'za.
That's obviously not it, but I don't see why it would be impossible to do.

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>>17326152
The man offers you a coconut. Accept? [y/n]

>> No.17329123

>>17329115
first I need to know how I got up there too

>> No.17329144

>>17327904
you're a joke anon

>> No.17329145

>>17329053
>this shit again

>> No.17329171

>>17325805
Peak laziness leading into more exertion moment here.

>> No.17329196

>>17327839
> I'll have the "Menstruation Special", kthxbaiii~.

>> No.17329202

>>17329123
You're in the next tree over.

>> No.17329233

>>17326668
>that will be $120+tip

>> No.17329245

>>17327251
rollin

>> No.17329753

>>17326163
Is this achievable natto?

>> No.17329847
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>>17329753

>> No.17329903

>>17327886
10 year olds and cleavers don't mix.

>> No.17329905

>>17326682
This guy moves like he's just come in from a snowstorm and he didn't wear his gloves

>> No.17329907

>>17327904
>this is obviously a joke
Yes, I literally laughed.

>> No.17329917

>>17327968
Mushrooms and/or green capsicum.

>> No.17329927

>>17327251
G

>> No.17329932

>>17326134
You know if she actually made a sauce and didn't use shredded cheese from a bag that may actually be edible

>> No.17329938

>>17329932
them chips being drowned like that are going to be mushy and nasty after it's baked. there's really not anything about it to like. maybe if you removed everything but the chips and the salsa, and just dipped the chips in the salsa and ate them that way it'd be pretty alright.

>> No.17329965

>>17326612
That's ironic

>> No.17329980

>>17329938
It's kind of like chilaquiles where you do want the chips to soften. It can actually have a good texture. I've had leftover nachos where I'd add extra salsa and microwave to warm them up and the soft texture of the chips can actually taste pretty good.

>> No.17329992

>>17327251
Roll even though i don't have it and won't post it

>> No.17330005

>>17327251
Kek, fuck jannies

>> No.17330009

>>17326433
Probably. Don't know why someone doing a meme diet triggers these other guys so hard.

>> No.17330019

>>17329999
Post it twice

>> No.17330027

>>17326163
Natto tastes like the juice at the bottom of a dumpster on a hot day smells

>> No.17330047

>>17326625
>>17326615
Nothing wrong with raw asparagus, but yeah that would be better baked

>> No.17330048

>>17326668
Where's the pudding? That looks like an ice cream sandwich

>> No.17330053

>>17330047
>nothing wrong with raw asparagus
yes there is

>that would be better baked
no it wouldn't

>> No.17330148

>>17330048
everything is pudding to those snaggletoothed fucks

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>>17327251
>no dubs
truly a blessed thread

>> No.17330567 [DELETED] 

>>17325857
>>17325853
>>17325850
A tortilla has 4x more carbs than a slice of bread, or 3x more carbs than the most lenient keto diet allows. This isn't a keta recipe.

>> No.17330629

>>17326126
That wasn't too bad until the guac layer and go half on the sauce

>> No.17330697 [DELETED] 

>>17327251
trips and no one post's it on this board ever again.

>> No.17330707

>>17327960
I'm left handed, but I can use a fucking knife.
Even other tasks aren't as bad as some people make them out to be. Using scissors can be a pain sometimes but that's really it.

>> No.17330711

>>17328098
No, it's an animal product. They just eat dirt.

>> No.17330740

>>17327251
Why not

>> No.17330754

>>17329003
You dont eat deli mac or kfc mac with fried chicken? You're missin out fella

>> No.17330832

>>17325805
painful to watch

>> No.17331189

>>17325774
honestly? would.

>> No.17331206

>>17326134
this is just a bastardized version of chilaquiles, which is delicious. this probably tastes like most other american mexican food, 6/10 would eat with sour cream if I was shit faced.

>> No.17331572

>>17325968
>20 seconds into the onion ring video
>uh, can you confirm which direction I'm cutting this?
He needs to ask how to cut an onion into rings and 700 thousand people think he's worth taking advice from.

>> No.17331705 [DELETED] 

>>17326126
Best part is the american flag showing up near the end. Fat ass retards kek

>> No.17331717

>>17327251
roll

>> No.17331740

>>17325807
Bit my fist

>> No.17331753

>>17325937
Well, tbf bagels are the most shit tier bread (even below american """bread"""), so it's not a great loss.

>> No.17331756 [DELETED] 

>>17331206
>chilaquiles
you mean nachos you pedantic fucking americunt?

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>> No.17331872

>>17327251
Roll

>> No.17331925

>>17327251
Daily roll

>> No.17332050

>>17327251
Spare the others, I shall post

>> No.17332069 [DELETED] 

>>17327251
no

>> No.17332083

>>17330567
There are low carb tortillas available now. They mostly just use more gluten and fiber instead of starch.

>> No.17332087

>>17332083
and they taste like total shit, you're better off skipping it entirely

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>>17332083
low carb tortillas don't look anywhere similar to regular tortillas you retarded windbag. It's extremely clear to anyone above a 60 IQ that the tortillas in the video's are normal tortillas. Just keep your cock hole shut next time you want to try commenting when you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.17332149

>>17332050
A promise is a promise anon

>> No.17332153

>>17332083
sounds gay. no thanks.

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>>17332106
They look pretty similar to me. I was just pointing out that there are low carb tortillas though, not arguing about what was used in the webms.

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>>17332174
You picked out the first image, which is clearly a photoshopped advertisement to make people want to buy it, when the next hundred show you are wrong.
> I was just pointing out that there are low carb tortillas though
You were just giving completely irrelevant information to the discussion, because you have autism. Stick to giving $1 handjobs, and stop typing.

>> No.17332333

>>17326563
Kek what the fuck is this

>> No.17332365

>>17327251
Please don't

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I wish I could spoiler this here as it is not for the faint of heart

>> No.17332389

>>17327251
>>17330445
Lol

>> No.17332411

>>17331756
They're different dumbass. You wouldn't mistake a scone for an american biscuit. Next time spend all of three seconds verifying before you say something fucking retarded.

>> No.17332753

>>17332384
This is unforgivable

>> No.17332814

>>17332209
Actually I just picked which one seemed to be made with white flour. The ones in your pic look different because they're made with whole wheat, not because they're low carb. Regular whole wheat flour tortillas look similar to the low carb one you posted too.

>> No.17332819

>>17331756
You're supposed to cook chilaquiles with salsa to soften the chips a bit. You don't normally do that with nachos. Similar ingredients but different method with different outcome.

>> No.17333113

>>17327251
forget about it

>> No.17333185

>>17327251
i don't have the pic

>> No.17333189

>>17331823
Beautiful sight

>> No.17333222

>>17325972
This thread was great. Where the fuck do mods get off deleting literal food related Oc? Christ what losers

>> No.17333257

>>17327251
How has no one gotten dubs?

>> No.17333419

>>17325805
That hurts man, a shame the knife had to tell him to stop trying to cook.

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>>17327251
Nahnahnah

>> No.17333637

>>17332333
I think some anon said he filled the water bottle with ice water. idk why this is supposed to do anything

>> No.17333731

>>17333637
I assume water = weight for the makeshift roller and cold = make sure the makeshift roller isn't warmed by his hands and could possibly melt any of the butter in the dough?
spitballing

>> No.17333738

>>17327251
Rolling. Ill have to Google it

>> No.17333775

>>17327424
show tits ma'am

>> No.17333853

>>17326134
>now

>> No.17333874

>>17327251
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.17333925

>>17331823
chips are under cooked but it otherwise looks great

>> No.17334040

Does anyone have that Baskin robin 2000 calories milkshake?

>> No.17334068

>>17327251
I'm fine

>> No.17334107

>>17327251
I don't have it, so no I won't, even if I get them

>> No.17334145

>>17327251
Check 'em

>> No.17334148

>>17333257
god wills it

>> No.17334485

>>17325832
for fucks sake, if you want breading just crush porkrinds, or anything crunchy thats keto friendly and use that.

>> No.17334491

>>17325853
what in the fuck? just dumps butter on it? they do realize that keto is about low carbs and not just adding more fat to things.

>> No.17334498

>>17326063
not a fucking chance that all that ranch has so little carbs that you aren't breaking the 20C limit.

>> No.17334507

>>17326433
just wait until they find the next big meme diet and they switch over to that instead, keto is fine, I lost weight doing it, but its not a panacea.

>> No.17334512

>>17325805
>>17325850
Why does this dude have the dexterity of a 5-year-old? What's wrong with him?

>> No.17334518

>>17334512
He’s incredibly deeply closeted

>> No.17334542

>>17334518
How does that make you retarded with your hands?

>> No.17334677

>>17334542
I said DEEPLY closeted

>> No.17334693

>>17326597
This person deserves to get slapped for coming up with this shit.

>> No.17334716

>>17327251
Check em

>> No.17334873

>>17325960
Nickacado Ciabatto?

>> No.17334911

>>17331756
No, they're different. You can look stuff up on the internet to not look like a total fucking idiot, you know.

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>>17334498
Fits the thread theme

>> No.17334926

>>17325828
this has the energy of a toddler playing with one of those dexterity ring thingies they give to little kids

>> No.17334927 [DELETED] 

>>17332333
he's improvising because he doesn't have a rolling pin. Are you retarded or something?
>kek
oh, I guess that answers it.

>> No.17334933 [DELETED] 

>>17332411
scones and biscuits are virtually the same thing, just as chilaquiles and nachos are virtually the same. The differences are trivial, you're just a pedantic faggot.

>> No.17334935 [DELETED] 

>>17332819
trivial and pedantic

>> No.17334951 [DELETED] 

>>17334911
the difference is trivial. You can stop being a pedantic autistic faggot.

>> No.17334963

>>17332209
Lmao look at this retard. Gets proven wrong but still sticks to his guns. I like your tenacity but you literally have no idea what you're talking about. There are even more brands with low carb white flour tortillas. just because you don't think they exist doesn't mean they're not real. I bet your arrogance is why you have so many friends. If you're willing to get this heated online over a real product that you believe to be witchcraft, even though there is proof that it's real, i can only imagine what you're like in person. Enjoy your fat lonely miserable life retard.

>> No.17334988

>>17326620
based fellow Mett-Chad

>> No.17335114

>>17325832
>>17325828
>>17325807
>>17325805
Absolutely incredible.

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>>17334040

>> No.17335331

>>17327251
Rollin

>> No.17335335

>>17335283
That’s an omad dream right there. Sounds like a good cost/calorie ratio too. Would try.

>> No.17335339

>>17327251
Rolllll

>> No.17335356

>>17335283
Fish?

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>>17327251

>> No.17335387

>>17328098
>>17328163
That's clearly a joke

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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1643219538177.webm

>> No.17335418

>>17326682
is that tammy?

>> No.17335428

>>17327251
How is this thread so blessed

>> No.17335500 [DELETED] 

>>17334963
not reading your same fag blog post. Seeth and dilate

>> No.17335508 [DELETED] 

>>17335356
it clearly has an X next to fish you absolute moron.

>> No.17335517

>>17327251
rolls.

>> No.17335883

>>17329053
Vegetables and fruits contain 3 kinds of sugars: sucrose, glucose and fructose. Neither of them is more "complex", whatever the fuck that means.

>> No.17335902

>>17325832
This was too much to watch

>> No.17335905

>>17327251
Dubs and boogie dies

>> No.17335919

>>17335397
>raw food
This is new to me. I had to poke around a bit, but there are actually a fuck ton of people out there that think applying heat to food is bad for you. Quite the rabbit hole, this shit's wild

>> No.17335925

>>17335883
I am pretty sure when people say "complex" they mean that some sugars take more effort by your body to break down, like how fiber offsets carbs because those carbs are immediately burned to process the fiber, though I don't know if the complex sugar stuff is bullshit or not.
>>17335919
people always want to be the next big retard in the race to being the most special.

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>>17327251

>> No.17336042

>>17327251
Does /ck/ even have dubs?

>> No.17336099

>>17331705
It's a sketch from SNL you dumb faggot

>> No.17336114

>>17335925
it just means that glucose is a simple sugar that your cells can readily use as is. Sucrose and fructose are literally just like multiple glucose molecules bonded together and your body has to break down that bond first to then use it to produce energy.

>> No.17336116 [DELETED] 

>>17336099
kek, even the american show admits it's country is pathetically fat and disgusting.

>> No.17336126

>>17325960
dubs and that godforsaken picture is forever banished from this earth along with nikocado

>> No.17336132

>>17326385
probably none because they're frozen

>> No.17336140

>>17326480
low carb is retarded
no grain is where it's at

>> No.17336269

>>17327251
Did jannies disable dubs just for this post

>> No.17336353

>>17327251
pain petard

>> No.17336399

>>17327251
Who's Steve Jobs?

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>>17336399

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>>17327251

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>>17336399
uh oh

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>>17336399

>> No.17336629

>>17325774
mac and cheetsa?

>> No.17336638

>>17335925
yer a bit confused anon. your body doesn't absorb or process fiber. you're probably thinking about "net carbs" on the label where they subtract out fiber, but that's because fiber (cellulose) is technically a carb and has to be counted as such but you can't use it as calories, hence net carbs
"sugar" as we usually understand it is two molecules like anon said
usually when people are using the word complex in this context it's referring to large branched chain carbohydrate molecules that take longer to absorb in your guts and therefore longer to process once it gets inside the rest of you

>> No.17336681

>>17326597
>muddle

>> No.17337078

>>17329053
No, the fruit and vegetables are less of a concern because they have fiber, other macronutrients, and vitamins. HFCS only provides sugar, and it hits your bloodstream in a sudden rush, which can be hard on your body sometimes. The sugar structures themselves are not inherently good or bad, the context is what matters.
>>17335883
They contain more than those three types of sugar, and for what it's worth, sucrose is very slightly more "complex" than glucose or fructose. It doesn't matter though.
>>17335925
"Complex" can mean what you describe (which is accurate, apart from fiber, which is not fully digested by definition), but it can also refer to "complex food sources", like the fruit vs HFCS example I describe above. Which version someone is using is contextual.
>bullshit or not
Depends. Structurally complex sugars are good for people with diabetes or certain metabolic disorders because your body can handle them in a more controlled manner. Nutritionally complex foods containing sugars are better because they have more on offer.
>>17336114
>break down that bond first
The bond is extremely easy to break, and has a negligible effect on nutrition. FYI, standard table sugar is sucrose.
>>17336638
This is all correct, good info.

>> No.17337321

>>17325882
there are just croquettes, anon

>> No.17337340

>>17335356
they use seaweed to make binders for the ice cream and they can't guarantee there's no fish in it

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>>17337469
just testing (:

>> No.17338361

>>17327251
I wont get dubs so I dont have to post it

>> No.17339005

>>17327908
it's just baked ziti with bread but combined.
looks like it would be really good.

>> No.17339015

>>17337340
clearly says no fish though.