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17309065 No.17309065 [Reply] [Original]

This is the REAL Last Meal Thread

Rules
>Price Limit is usually ~$50
>"Unreasonable" requests are refused
>No drugs, alcohol, or tobacco
>They put you in a diaper, so you can't POOP EVERYWHERE like the EPICE MEMEMASTER that you are (pic related)
>If you choose "a burger" it will be cooked by the prison chef. If you choose "a burger from Burger King" they have to get it from that restaurant

These facts in mind, what do you choose?

>> No.17309070

>>17309065
whole chicken, large fries, garlic sauce and pickles, lemon drink

>> No.17309076

>ukrainan hooker with extra onion

>> No.17309086

>>17309065
Breast milk

>> No.17309099

>>17309070
very respectable

>> No.17309110

Yankee Pot Roast (carrots, potatoes, onions)
Loaded Iceberg Wedge Salad (tomato, bacon)
w/ Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing
extra bottle of Ranch on the side
loaf of fresh French Bread
pitcher of Ice water
gallon of Whole Milk
as many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups as the budget will allow for

Eat while watching Family Guy (any season)

>> No.17309118
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17309118

but i already answered it

>> No.17309126

>>17309118
that'll be $110 plus tip

>> No.17309139

>>17309065
If I were to have a last meal and be lethally injected. I'd do this

Yesterday I had a jets square large buffalo chicken for brekkie.

A JJ Gargantuan for lunch

and 4 Quesadillas for dinner with some collerd greens

I could not stop shitting. I think I took 4 shits that all came out the top of the bowl like past the water. Chocolate soft serve froyo poops.

I would eat this followed by 2 white monsters

Then they'd kill me and have to clean up my poop like a jannie.

>> No.17309151

>>17309139
you fucking complete retard
read the OP
they put you in a diaper to stop you from shitting everywhere
why does every midwit 110-IQ RETARD think they are going to get one over on the state by shitting their pants?

>haha I'll poop!
you think they didn't fucking account for that?
god you are a subhuman retarded gorilla nigger

>> No.17309163

>>17309065
I think I would eat:
foods very high in sugar since that can cause diarrhea
a lot of caffeine since that can cause diarrhea
foods spicy and high in fat since that can cause diarrhea
lactose since that can cause diarrhea
fodmaps since that can cause diarrhea
and gluten since that can cause diarrhea

My aim, for the record, is to shit myself so that they'll have to clean up after me.

>> No.17309166

>>17309163
based

>> No.17309168

>>17309065
i eat the executioner.
i don't ask for permission, i don't wait to be served, i just eat the motherfucker.
simple as.

>> No.17309173

>>17309151
still need to remove the diaper and prepare the body for cremation, anon.

>> No.17309175

>>17309173
no, they wrap you in a bodybag and unceremoniosuly cremate you
nobody is ever inconvenienced by your post-death shits

>> No.17309181

>>17309151
>implying cleaning up a poopy adult diaper is better than cleaning up an adult who shits themselves without a diaper

You don't have children or change diapers often, do you, chud?

>> No.17309182

>>17309168
>"Unreasonable" requests are refused
your request is refused
stop trying to be clever

>> No.17309183

>>17309151
>why does every midwit 110-IQ RETARD think they are going to get one over on the state by shitting their pants?
Because shitting your pants is the true american answer to everything.

>> No.17309185
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17309185

>>17309183
We are the poo poo pee pee nation of degenerate retards but hey at least we're entertaining

>> No.17309187

>>17309175
>they wrap you in a bodybag and unceremoniosuly cremate you
incorrect.
the mortuary has to follow the guidelines or the incident will happen again.
they are not looking to open that gateway.

>> No.17309189

>>17309151
>giving up this easily
ngmi

>> No.17309190

You know, the worst thing about these threads are the giga-autists and rules-lawyers, and of course OP guaranteed this would be a shit thread from the start.

>> No.17309192

>>17309182
>request
i see you missed the part where i said "i don't ask for permission."
fucking idiot.

>> No.17309194

Plot twist: my last meal itself would be poop

>> No.17309195

>>17309185
no, you're the embodiment of the Zoomer failure
you're scatological, impulsive, and uncreative
you can only express yourself through ironic perversions of your betters

>> No.17309197

>>17309190
>the worst thing about these threads are the giga-autists and rules-lawyers
>the worst thing
nope.
you are the worst thing because you come in here bitching about what the thread's entire purpose is.

>> No.17309198

>>17309189
>zoomer defaults to a sarcastic "cute" response that means nothing
yep that seems about right

>> No.17309199
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17309199

Just give me the entire menu. if i'm going out at the hands of the state, it's going to be sloppy.

>> No.17309200

>>17309185
Good answer.

>> No.17309201

>>17309190
I would find it hard to pick just one shit thing about these threads, or one worst thing, but that may well be it

>> No.17309207

>>17309190
Honestly its better and more fun than another fucking fast food or chicken tendies thread.

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17309209

>>17309194
underrated post

>> No.17309210

>>17309199
that can be arranged

>> No.17309212
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17309212

>>17309065
Five large fries from McDonalds
One box of Great Value mac and cheese, with half a pound of ground beef mixed in
A glass of cold apple cider
The orange pie from this recipe (never had it but it looks really good)

>> No.17309218

>>17309190
If you don't have rules, it's just a "what meal would you want to eat right now" thread

The Rules make it a Last Meal thread

>> No.17309220

>>17309192
then you get nothing

>> No.17309223

>>17309220
>get
you also missed the part where i said "i don't wait to be served."
i take the executioner.
there is no way around it.
i've won, anon.
eat shit.

>> No.17309226

>>17309218
why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: what do i choose for last meal- my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>> No.17309228

>>17309223
so they just throw the daily prison meal into your pitiful meager cell and you get to ignore it and starve before you get injected like a fucking dog

congrats you really showed them

>> No.17309229

>>17309223
Based.

>> No.17309232

>>17309228
>he thinks brick and steel can contain my hunger for executioner meat
you really are retarded.

>> No.17309234

>>17309228
actually, a dog has more dignity

>> No.17309241
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17309241

>>17309232
>anon beats his head against the wall
>"I'M THE STRONGEST"

>> No.17309245

>>17309183
oh say can you shieeet

>> No.17309246

>>17309195
So were in the company of Mozart then

>> No.17309249

>>17309065
>Pic related
Thanks for clearing that up

>> No.17309252

>>17309241
>still posting (punching up) after being outsmarted and completely donged up his backside
i'll let you pee on the executioner if that'll make you feel better, he's probably a bit dry.

>> No.17309266

>>17309246
>answers nothing
>acts flippant, dismissive, and gay
yeah you're a zoomer

>> No.17309309

>>17309252
juvenille, urological, insecure ("punching up")

>> No.17309457

i think OP is just mad he's gonna have to add "no eating the executioner" to his last meal template preamble

>> No.17309505
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17309505

>>17309086
Based, has to be Cambodian though.

>> No.17309515
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17309515

Jack Daniels
Danimals yogurt [strawberr]
Shaken, not stirred

>> No.17309519
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17309519

>>17309065
>Tobacco is unreasonable
I fucking hate zoomers

>> No.17309733

>>17309065
45 of what ever from MC dollar menu iced lipton from soda fountain and cbd joint (not tabbaco not a drug either)

>> No.17310210

>>17309065
...wait they unironically did away with the last cigarette?
>>17309070
Yeah I can go for that.

>> No.17310222

>>17309110
>eat while watching Family Guy
LMFAO they'll shoot you on the spot

>> No.17310242

$50 limit on the meal in Joe Biden's America? That's just cruel and unusual punishment. OP you are a real boomer, you need to take Bidenflation into account and raise the minimum cost to at least cover more than a pepperoni pizza from domino's for the walking dead.

>> No.17310245

Might as well make myself sick:
>1/2 lbs buffalo burger from fuddruckers w/ tomato, pickles, grilled onion, BBQ sauce, mayo, and mustard
>12 boneless chicken wings from wingstop, half BBQ half Garlic Parmesan
>Wingstop fries, well done w/ extra seasoning
>Carne Asada california burrito from the place down the street from my apartment
>2 Crunch wrap supremes from Taco Bell & 2 beef chalupas
>1 pint of Ben n' Jerry's oatmeal cookie ice cream

That's ~$50. I specifically chose guilty pleasure foods I wouldn't get normally rather than something nice. I'll feel awful after finishing, but it will remind me of better times when I could eat awful things.

>> No.17310251
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17310251

Ideally something that seems innocuous, but can be combined to form a poison. Fuck em I’m dying on my own terms.

Also three peanutbutter and honey sandwiches, chocolate pretzels, apple pie with vanilla ice cream, white rice, tacos from this one taco place, a brisket sandwich, and some fried chicken. Might not be able to fit all that in $50 but whatever.

>> No.17310256

>>17310251
Oh and a baked potato

>> No.17310269

>>17310245
>>12 boneless chicken wings from wingstop, half BBQ half Garlic Parmesan
Anon, that's $50 right there, or more depending on market price.

>> No.17310277

>>17309183
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOOTED WALMART

WHAT SO PROUDLY ENGULFED
IN MOLOTOV THROWING

WHOSE SHOES AND IPODS
STOLEN THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT

O'ER THE POSTS THAT WE WATCHED WHITES, GALLANTLY FLEEING

THROUGH SMOKE RIDDLED AIR
FIRES EVERYWHERE

GIVE PROOF THAT THIS PLACE
IS A LARPING DISGRACE

O SAY DOES THAT FLANNEL MAN'S SWORD YET FAIL TO CUT

O'ER THE STOLEN TVS
AND THE DEATH
OF THE

MUTT

>> No.17310305

>>17309212
>orange meringue pie
Yeah I'm thinking that sounds based

>> No.17310769

King crab legs and mussles with some nice roasted taters.
Rest of $$ on gummy candy, APPLE flavor and only apple! Has to be artificial.

>> No.17310786

>>17309065
if we dont count tax 49 cheesy bean and rice burritos from baco tell and save the remaining dollar to eat. ill be the richest man on death row

>> No.17310794

>>17309065
poopy

>> No.17310797

>>17309065
White hot garbage plate, Mac salad/home fries and everything on it. Mountain dew mixed with Loganberry to drink.
>>17309139
They put a diaper on you so all of your efforts are for naught. They will burry you with the full diaper, poop and all. Or shove you in the incinerator, whatever.

>> No.17310852

a bunch of really good local take out
some great Mexican food
good Indian food
a great burger and fries etc

just a bunch of really great food from my favourite spots

>> No.17310871

Two mission burritos, a couple eggs, sourdough toast, a vietnamese coffee

>> No.17311356

>>17309065

Sauerkraut and duck my dad used to make and a cherry coke.

Hot brownie with iced cream also sounds great.

>> No.17311634

>>17309065
A chili cheese dog, bacon cheeseburger, carne asada fries, and a Dr Pepper

>> No.17312009

>>17309065
4 Carl's Jr Western Bacon Cheeseburges
A whole Oreo Cheesecake from Costco
2 cans of chilled Mug Root Beer

It will all be gone.

>> No.17312041

>>17310797
Based garbage plate enjoyer

>> No.17312077

>>17309065
Sorry I see through your shit and solve the question too easily, you who should be penalized for that, YOU!

>> No.17312297
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17312297

>>17309065
Double cheeseburger with pepper jack cheese, brioche bun, raw onions. Ketchup and Mayo.
Sweet potato curly fries
Little snow ball coke

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17312298

I would choose an Ethiopian variety platter because it looks like POOP and will make me POOP HARD LOL HAHA STINKY!

>> No.17312304
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17312304

A commissary Ramen and hit cheetos "burrito"

>> No.17312904

>>17309192
I personally dont ask for persimmons

>> No.17312916

>>17309187
incident?

>> No.17313366

>>17309065
Double Quarter Pound w/Cheese, 20 piece McNuggets, Large Fries, Large Coke, 6 pots of Hot Mustard dipping sauce and an M&M McFlurry.

>> No.17313417

>>17309065
>Waffle House chocolate chip waffle
>Chili made from my own recipe, with cinnamon in it
>A bowl of shrimp & grits from a specific restaurant near me
>Cajun fries
>A slice of apple pie with whole milk. Something my great grandma made for my mother and she made for me.

>> No.17313830

>>17309118
He said under $50

>> No.17313988

>>17309065
Rare ribeye cooked on charcoal (to prevent prison cook faggotry)
Baked potato with butter, salt, pepper, sour cream, chives
Asparagus
Slice of cheesecake with that cheap canned cherry sauce
A camel or lucky or whatever I can bum off the guards

But ultimately it would be better to never be captured and not to end up on death row, so my final meal would probably be a shot of bourbon. Powder River, let 'er buck.

>> No.17314023

>>17310251
I don't get why you keep pushing the topic, but I really dig it :)
I'm thinking, and I'll keep a keen portion of my subconscious on this matter, maybe we need to branch outwards in what is considered 'food'.
>if this has to do with unwanted children then just know there's already a recipe
>and concentrated nicotine works fine apparently

>> No.17314190

>>17309065
Chicken pot pie (handmade no frozen bullshit)
Loaf of garlic bread
Quart of whole milk
Jar of pickles

>> No.17314197

>>17309199
That menu far exceeds $50

>> No.17314248

>>17309065
quesadilla or tamle served by a naked south american tranny (who will dominate me and make me call her mamacita) then i will have a small asian woman poo on me for dessert

>> No.17315113

OP's mom's pussy

>> No.17315119

>>17313830
>>17314197
Listen, do you hear that? The sound of someone giving a fuck? ...No?

>> No.17315129

>>17309065
Whatever would make shit the most copious cornucopia of poop as a final farewell to the janitors

>> No.17315139

>>17309151
The heat from the poop cooks the diaper and breaks it.

>> No.17315636
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17315636

Is non-alcoholic beer allowed? If so then a 6 pack of Coors Edge, a crave case (sliders with cheese) and a bottle of ketchup.

>> No.17315814

double quarter pounder with cheese meal from mcdonalds with a coke to drink

>> No.17315818

>>17309065
get my mom to cook me something

>> No.17315829

>>17309185
>Imagine blumph living in your head rent free to the point you start making sculptures out of horse shit.

>> No.17315971

>>17309175
>the smell of burning hot flesh and boiling diarrhea is forever trapped in the oven and it gets worse every time they fire it up

>> No.17316289
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17316289

>>17309065
>4 large Baja Blasts ($9.56) (1680 cal)
>2 quesaritos ($9.58) (1280 cal)
>2 large fries from McDonalds ($6.38) (980 cal)
>Crazy Bread + Cheese Bread from Little Caesars ($9.08) (2180 cal)
>Classic Cheese from Little Caesars ($5.55) (1950 cal)
$40.15 (before tax) and a total of 8070 calories

>> No.17316331

>>17310269
I'll ask to get killed on a Tuesday, it's 60c per boneless wing on tuesdays.

>> No.17316346

46 Cheesy Bean and Rice Burritos. 18860 calories and 49.68 after tax.

I see how much I can eat and offer the rest to the guards.

>> No.17316481

>>17315119
Yeah, it was me when I said you were over $50.

>> No.17316514

>>17316346
I think guards are explicitly forbidden from partaking, unfortunately - something about garnering sympathy.

>> No.17316529

>>17309065
1 5 guys burger, if that exceeds the cost limit, go halvsies with another deathrow inmate

>> No.17316548

>>17310277
You could work on your metering.

>> No.17316558

>>17316514
Then I leave a pile of cold burritos when I finish gorging.

>> No.17316564

>>17310269
They would execute you on the spot for ordering boneless wings

>> No.17316645

>>17309065
You saved my screenshot. Nice. I too found that post to be excellent.

>> No.17316697

>>17309151
has nobody considered vomit? it would be humorous to see the prison doctor covered in half-digested state sloppa. who'll clean it up?

>> No.17316868

>>17310222
Family Guy is genuinely funny

>> No.17317021

>>17316868
I'm just joking around, I like watching the show on occasion but I'm more of a southpark guy

>> No.17317030

>>17316697
Can you projectile vomit on command?

>> No.17317076

>>17317030
Yes? Can you not?

>> No.17317101

>>17317076
No but that's it's very cool that you can

>> No.17317242

$50 worth of beer

>> No.17317418

>>17309065
Buffalo wings
Com tam
Lemon bars
Root beer

>> No.17317457

>>17309252
>punching up
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? You must be some faggot European to say something like that

>> No.17317480

>>17309086
>"Breast milk? Good timing Anon, we would normally consider that request unreasonable, but the prison chef, Doris has recently had twins and is lactating."
>"We'll get her right over for you so you can ask permission."
>After a bit of waiting Doris walks in and her fat flabs barely allow her to squeeze through the door.
>She is breathing from the mouth, wheezing, and you can tell that her heart is trying as hard as possible to keep her alive
>"You wanted something, Anon?"
What do.

>> No.17317513

>>17309065
Caprese salad with balsamic vinaigrette.
Oreos with skim milk.
Monster zero ultra white.
Jimmy John’s tuna salad sandwich.
I think that’s $50.

>> No.17317589

Double Baked Buffalo Chicken Wings
Collard Greens with Turkey
Macaroni and Cheese
A bottle of sprite
Banana pudding with wafers
A bottle of live bees.

>> No.17317593
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17317593

A baguette with prosciutto and roasted mushrooms and apricot jam served on the side. There must be accommodations for at least 2 pots worth of sencha and it cannot be served in a paper or plastic cup. Ideally I steep it myself.

>> No.17317600

>>17317480
ask them if they have a bib because I'm about to go hog wild on those milkers

>> No.17317628

Red beans and rice cooked with Tasso.
Key lime pie for dessert with a nice cappuccino.

>> No.17317753

>>17317589
I assume from this post that you’re southern.

>> No.17317840

Something that will make me shit. Shit so much that poop overflows from the diaper while I am still eating.

SO much POO and SHIT everywhere that the guards start vomiting. When the doctor has to put the poison in my arms his eyes will water up due to the stench.

That is why my last meal will be designed to make POOP. So I can POOP so much that everyone is like omg this is worse than whatever crime we are executing him for. My shit will be worse than anything. POOP and SHIT.

>> No.17317919

>>17309110
>loaf of fresh French Bread
>pitcher of Ice water
>gallon of Whole Milk
>as many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups as the budget will allow for
absolutely fucking based

>> No.17318005

Fruit Punch mixed with creatine
Arby's Beef N Cheddar 1/2 lb with double meat so 1lb
3 Orders of curly fries
Lots of horsey sauce and red ranch packets
Arby's French Dip
New York Style Cheesecake (Slice or the whole pie, I don't mind)
If there is any money left over, get me some vanilla ice cream

>> No.17318247

>>17309065
>Carne Asada fries from my local taco shop (or anywhere desu its all the same)
>Five Guys bacon cheeseburger (jalapenos, mustard, and grilled onions) with fries

honestly that would be it, I already feel sick just typing this out

>> No.17318266

A steak. Some fried chicken. Finnish style pancakes with butter. If there is any money left I guess maybe some chocolate ice cream.

>> No.17318286

>>17309199
I wish I had a heart attack grill near me. I'd gladly give money to a business that kills it's customers and makes fun of them while they're dying.

>> No.17318331

>>17318286
I missed it in Vegas. Spent like $40 on street drinks only to be told we couldn't come in with them so ended up skipping it.
I'm hoping one day things are normal again and I can go back and try it just for the fun of it.

>> No.17318366

>>17309065
Gordon Ramsay's finest grilled cheese

>> No.17318462

>>17309065
I'd order a bunch of spicy food, poop in the diaper, and then jerk off

>> No.17318472

>>17309065
A peanut butter an jelly sandwich, with a glass of milk. I have a death allergy to peanuts, within a few minutes I'll go into shock and my throat will close. I'll be dead before they can administer epinephrine.

>> No.17318476

>>17318462
Sounds extremely painful

>> No.17318482

>>17318476
For you

>> No.17319339
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17319339

Giant tub of baked beans. Like 2kg of baked beans. It would be so good.
Oh and a small side of refried beans. And a piece of bread on the side.

>> No.17319373

>>17312297
I miss those coke bottles, did they ever make those again?
>captcha y2god

>> No.17319397

>>17318472
wouldnt that be more painful that a lethal injection?

>> No.17319406

>>17319397
the point is to not give them the satisfaction. I don't know if they would let you though

>> No.17319416

>>17309199
>11 dollars for a fucking double cheeseburger
yeah, I'll pass.

>> No.17319449

Two cans of monster zero and as many PROPER tamales as possible

>> No.17319466

>>17309151
What if he poops so much ghat the diaper overflows?

>> No.17319477

>>17310245
>fuddruckers
Shit, is that place still around?

>> No.17319484

>>17318005
>creatine
What the fuck is that for when you’re about to die? If anything, it’ll make your drink feel gritty

>> No.17319573

>>17315636
So cringe it loops back around to being unbelievably based

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>>17317600

>> No.17319583

>>17309065
Same thing I said in the previous thread

Collard Greens (boiled with a turkey neck)
Cornbread
Fried Chicken
Mac & Cheese
Mashed potatoes & Gravy
2 cans of sprite

>> No.17319591

>>17319339
420g of baked beans at Woolworth is 65c, you could buy 76 for $49.40, a total of 31.92kg of beans. Decent choice, anon

>> No.17319634

whats wrong with a glass of wine? i would probably get 1 liter of 30% cream, 5 boiled eggs, salad made of raw kale, raw turnips and 5 teaspoons of chili powder. Since im lactose intolerant that would cause EXTREME diarrhea

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Eggplant parmigiana, capellini d'angelo alfredo and crushed red pepper, six stuffed portobello mushrooms, garlic bread, and 3 cannoli.

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i would ask for the list of all the available olives, and would ask for 5-10 of each brand and type. then make a taste contest for the best tasting olive

>> No.17320597

>Frito Pie
>Lasagna
>Italian Sub w/ lots of giardiniera
>Banana Pudding
>2L Coke
>Lemon Lime Gatorade

>> No.17320795

>>17309065
Lobster roll (D'angelos is fine)
A grilled cheese
Half pound of Mac and Cheese from Whole Foods
Half pound of boneless wings from Wings Over, sweet chili flavor
2 slices of pizza from Fellini's- one steak, bacon and jalapeno the other sausage pepperoni and onion.
A pint of Ben and Jerries - one of the good flavors obviously
2 ice old sodas- Mexican coke and a green apple Jone's

Not a finalized list by any means maybe on account of cost alone but some of the ideas I have. I really like tex-mex and I didn't mention any. I really have no idea what kind of dessert I'd actually want. Fellini's is a great pizzeria in Providence that does by the slice orders, but that's very location dependent likely and could run afoul of the "unreasonable" clause. I'd do my research and substitute for something of a similar quality. Bajas also in Providence on Thayer makes some bombass cheesesteaks.

>a few more alternate considerations
>blooming onion
>smashburger
>seafood tacos
>quesadilla
>burrito

>>17318005
Maybe as this anon said cheesecake. Wait, I remembered. CHERRY PIE. From any half decent grocery store, half a pie and top it with some ice cream, the prison stock out to be fine.

>> No.17321080

>>17316645
i did too, worthy of keeping it around

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>>17309065
To start I want french onion soup.
I want really good salisbury steak, mash, greens with an iced glass of A&W root beer.
For dessert I want key lime pie and some high quality vanilla ice cream and a Dr Pepper float.

>> No.17321167

>>17309185
To spend that much time working with literal shit for such a thing only shows how rent free trump lives in people's mind.

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>>17321105
Here