Stuff that ticks you off

[Anonymous No.17303670]

>that old white lady fingering the SHIT out of the presliced deli meat.

Why she gotta grab EVERY SINGLE BAGGIE and SQUEEZE THE SHIT out of them. Look at the price and BUY or SKIP.

[Anonymous No.17303688]

>>17303670
You can't convince me these open cans

[Anonymous No.17303815]

>>17303688
p38 works fine, your hand just sucks

[Anonymous No.17303825]

>>17303670
They’re supposed to have their own shopping hours but decide to go when everybody else does

[Anonymous No.17303829]

>>17303670
better than the old asiatic lady opening up eveything for her "free samples"

[Anonymous No.17303830]

>>17303825
>They’re supposed to have their own shopping hours but decide to go when everybody else does

as a grocery store worker this isn't true at all. actually i'm shocked at how many people in general come into the grocery store at fucking 8am to buy random shit on a weekday. but since everyones unemployed in america and abusing foodstamps I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[Anonymous No.17303832]

>>17303830
t. hasn't worked in a grocery store since 2019

[Anonymous No.17303836]

>>17303670
I do it on purpose when others are looking just to piss faggots like you off. I even let out a few coughs during the process. I'm glad making you angry is working.

[Anonymous No.17303845]

>>17303670
I remember there was this old lady opening all of the strawberry containers and squeezing them

[Anonymous No.17303856]

All I wanted was a jar of Claussen's. My path was blocked by a lady checking the expiration dates on every jar of pickles. THEY'RE FUCKING PICKLED YOU DUMB BITCH.

[Anonymous No.17303868]

>>17303856
How about try not to be a faggot your entire life and say "excuse me" instead of running home and posting this on an anime website like the faggot spaz you are.

[Anonymous No.17304122]

>>17303836
start out as an infant entirely,
head out as an infant mentally.
>wiping snot from nose or grabbing their diaper bulge with their bare hands, and proceeding to touch things without a single fuck given
>lets rip a guttural shart
>"supper's ready!"
>customers start clapping; awed by the presence of chef excrements

[Anonymous No.17304610]

>>17303670
Italians.

[Anonymous No.17305181]

>use drive-thru
>get food with a friend
>they insist on eating in the parking lot because "the food will get cold"
>"should've dined in, anon!"
>>drive is no more than a few minutes away
>either be around noisy children and hooting miscreants, or take food with you back to the comfort of your own home, with company
What's the deal with eating piping hot food in the first place?
It blisters your mouth, and you can't taste it, especially, after the burning has taken its toll.
Absolutely asinine.

[Anonymous No.17305199]

>>17303670
>that old white lady fingering the SHIT out of the presliced deli meat.
I see no problem here.

>>17303688
they do I have used them.

never buy beans from open troughs of them in a super market. kids like to run their snotty hands through them. I know because I Was one of those kids.

[Anonymous No.17305285]

>>17303670
Just boomers in general honestly. They do a lot of aggravating shit.
>boomer runs into their boomer friend and decide to park both their carts in the middle of the aisle to have a conversation, blocking off the entire fucking aisle for everyone else
>boomers literally punching touch screens with their fingers or knuckles instead of just tapping them
>insisting on using checks in the year of our lord 2022
>trying to haggle at a grocery store like it's an arabian market stall

[Anonymous No.17305303]

>>17305285
>>boomers literally punching touch screens with their fingers or knuckles instead of just tapping them

I hate how they all shout at the iphones or on zoom then get frustrated because they talk in jilted speech instead of talking normally

[Anonymous No.17305334]

>>17305285
>insisting on using checks in the year of our lord 2022
There's literally nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.17305376]

>>17305334
Yes there is, cashiers aren't trained to deal with cheques anymore and it's usually hidden on a submenu within the till system, a cashiers job is to scan your shit and manage change so they don't run out of it to give and that's why you can't have your change in bills either boomer, it's not a bank

[Anonymous No.17305385]

>>17305376
>cashiers aren't trained to deal with cheques anymore
What better time to learn than now? Always glad to help.

[Anonymous No.17305388]

>>17303670
>organize product on cooler shelves, stock a bit more than enough to get through the two days I'm off
>take two days off
>come back, coworkers have not only crammed the cooler full of product, but also placed everything randomly and not rotated product
>overloaded products stale out, customers constantly ask where items are since they're not in their usual locations, backup supply is nonexistent due to being shelved and subsequently thrown away

Why.

I get that "retail food associate" isn't going to require a goddamn PhD, but if we sell 3 coconut cream pies a week and there's enough space for 2 at a time, it amazes me how people insist on wedging 8 in our cooler every Monday.

[Anonymous No.17305405]

>>17305385
>What better time to learn than now?
the year 1980 you geriatric fuck

[Anonymous No.17305414]

>>17305405
Of course, the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. But the second best time is now.

[Anonymous No.17305416]

>>17303829
Oh FUCK, Chang the Janny isn't going to like you DISSING Asians and their anti-social bugman manners

[Anonymous No.17305427]

>>17303670
There was this boomer couple at the iceberg lettuces and the lady was carefully inspecting each one she picked up, it took her like 3-4 minutes while I waited, which is in my opinion way too long. It was too long for her husband too since he told her "Catharine pick a god damn lettuce"
I found it amusing to watch but yeah when old people retire they really do take their time with dumb bullshit. Same with the ones who check each milk for a longer expiration date

[Anonymous No.17305439]

>>17305385
>Implying I won't just sign off the till and "get my manager in the back"
If a store worker ever saids they're checking the back they aren't, we never do

[Anonymous No.17305440]

>>17305285
>trying to haggle at a grocery store
I have never seen this, I call bullshit. Where do you live Saudi Arabia?

[Anonymous No.17305443]

>>17305427
Based boomer husband

[Anonymous No.17305448]

>>17305427
What's wrong with trying to buy the freshest items?

[Anonymous No.17305451]

>>17305388
Only two coconut pies:
>hmmm... they probably sit there forever. Pass.
Eight coconut pies:
>wow, these must be popular. I'll take two.

[Anonymous No.17305456]

>>17303829
only acceptable with grapes

[Anonymous No.17305461]

>>17305448
If you can't tell without touching, the difference is too minuscule to matter.

[Anonymous No.17305466]

>>17305461
maybe to you, you arrogant casual.

[Anonymous No.17305467]

>>17305461
What about checking for the longer expiration date on Milk? Sometimes they can be a week or more apart

[Anonymous No.17305472]

>>17305451
Irrelevant. We have a huge list of items for the cooler and there isn't space to justify keeping 3x what we sell on display, especially on our slowest days. Throwing away 7 pies isn't justified by selling 1. Our customer base is consistent and predictable, with the exception of items going on sale.

[Anonymous No.17305490]

>>17305285
i find that only ugly people block an isle with their cart, while attractive people get their shit and leave. ugly people want attention while the attractive ones get too much.

[Anonymous No.17305491]

>>17305466
Arrogance is assuming the right to paw through fresh produce that is all at the same price point, ruining everything else for everyone else, to claim the One Lettuce To Rule Them All for yourself.

>>17305467
Just read it without touching. Get glasses if you need them.

[Anonymous No.17305501]

>>17305467
The hell it is unless you're at some bodega where they hardly sell any

[Anonymous No.17305509]

>>17305491
You know produce grows in the dirt or outside and a bunch of mexicans already finger fucked it in the field, right?

[Anonymous No.17305514]

>>17305491
no, that is expertise

[Anonymous No.17305529]

>>17305501
We don't all shop at your faggot store that sells out of milk daily thanks to Biden shortages. Some stores get new shipments of milk that have different expiration dates than the milk currently on the shelf and choosing the fresher milk is the right choice, no matter what

[Anonymous No.17305540]

just be lactose intolerant you keks

[Anonymous No.17305546]

>>17305491
>produce is grown in dirt
>covered in literal cow shit to help it grow
>chopped out of the ground by a filthy tractor blade attachment and thrown into an unwashed collector, or hand picked by a migrant who hasn't washed his hands all day
>brought onto a truck in dirty, re-used cardboard boxes and left there for days to weeks in transit
>thrown onto a store shelf that hasn't been truly cleaned in years
>left out for days while some produce mister squirts on it
>but grandma, who likely sanitized her hands when she walked in because of the wu flu, touched it to see if it's firm so it's just ruined for everybody now

[Anonymous No.17305552]

looking at produce isn't enough... i must experience it's freshness for myself by man handling all of them

[Anonymous No.17305557]

>>17303830
Well when the fuck do you want me to pick up groceries? Maybe you start your workday at 6am and I start mine at 9am, don't be a judgemental shitbag because I want to pick up something for lunch before starting work. Should grocery stores only be open from 5pm to 8pm or something?

[Anonymous No.17305570]

>>17305546
Do you think produce doesn't get washed before hitting shelves or something? Are you mexican?

[Anonymous No.17305577]

>>17303830
>he thinks foodstampers wake up at 8 AM for anything
Maybe for their DUI court hearing once in a blue moon but certainly never to get their fucking groceries. It's a miracle for the average welfare rat to even be awake before noon.

[Anonymous No.17305585]

>>17305557
> Should grocery stores only be open from 5pm to 8pm or something?
this would be black friday every day

[Anonymous No.17305604]

>>17305414
why not talk to your cashier in Morse code too, while you're insisting in using dead media?

[Anonymous No.17305641]

>>17305604
We get it dude, you're poor and don't have a chequing account. No need to be jealous.

[Anonymous No.17305656]

>>17305641
no, I do, and I swipe my plastic check card when I need to buy my fucking BC headache powder.
because computers are better record-keepers than fucking trees.

[Anonymous No.17305662]

>>17305656
>because computers are better record-keepers than fucking trees.
never heard of a family tree you silly?

[Anonymous No.17305683]

>>17305570
every time I talk to someone who deals in produce they tell me to wash my vegetables because of the untold horrors that go on before they end up on the shelf. I am sure they get washed at some point but there's other things that happen, including other shoppers who just took a shit touching my cucumbers

[Anonymous No.17305698]

>>17303830
There is literally not a single person on EBT in the country getting out of bed before 3pm

[Anonymous No.17305700]

>>17303829
I grab olives out of the olive bar as my shopping snack lol

[Anonymous No.17305706]

>>17303670
People squeezing in fruit specially fruit that goes bad quicker such as advocados, peaches anything like that.

[Anonymous No.17305709]

>>17305181
retractable-clawed paws typed this post

[Anonymous No.17305717]

>>17305656
>computers are better record-keepers than fucking trees.
Computers experience random errors from cosmic rays all the time. It's called a Single Event Upset.
These errors have grounded planes and halted elections. We've known about these errors since the 1970s and there is literally nothing we can do to prevent them.

Meanwhile my paper is doing just fine :)

[Anonymous No.17305720]

>>17305683
I mean yeah you should rinse it at home too but it's not like you're getting a shit covered dirt laden cucumber. People just fondle the fuck out of produce.

[Anonymous No.17305722]

>>17305570
>missing the point this hard
There's worse shit that happens to your vegetables than someone touching them, retard.

[Anonymous No.17305724]

>>17305440
Not him but I think he means the elderly woman placing one item at a time on the belt and checking the scan price against her newspaper flyer to make sure she's getting that sweet, sweet $0.60 savings on tomatoes

[Anonymous No.17305732]

>>17305717
NO YOU HAVE TO TRUST THE SCIENCE YOU BIGOT! TECHNOLOGY IS THE FUTURE, DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH!

[Anonymous No.17305740]

>>17303670
Shop with mom. Fruit aisle, she grabs fruit like cherries or grapes then proceeds to eat 3 of them. Sometimes she doesn't buy them but just eats them as she grabs apples or whatever. Just cause it is small doesn't mean you should eat it even when you're not buying like it is some fucking buffet. If everyone did that then there would be nothing left and I am sure there are other boomers who do this also. I have to tell her off like some child or try and ignore her and act as if we don't shop together.

[Anonymous No.17305742]

>>17305724
That sweet sweet $0.60 would be a lot more sweet if the Jewish Federal Reserve and ZOG didn't inflate money to trap working people into an endless cycle of poverty

[Anonymous No.17305744]

>>17305656
>he doesn't get double points on groceries

[Anonymous No.17305748]

>>17305740
Thank G_D there are BRAVE warriors like you ready to defend Corporate profits and shame your own mother. You're truly doing the (((Chosen's))) work, Goy

[Anonymous No.17305773]

>>17305546
>>but grandma, who likely licked her hands when she walked in because she had to make sure her fingers were wet enough to split the money notes, touched it to see if it's firm so it's just ruined for everybody now.
Yes

[Anonymous No.17305777]

>>17305722
Enlighten me to the secrets of people taking steaming shits in the middle of a grocery store then, oh fucking wise one

[Anonymous No.17305780]

>>17305748
You're both goys.

[Anonymous No.17305782]

>>17303670
I mean, its the same ol' shit.
>Oldies skillfully taking up 70% of aisle space with their cart
>Meat & fish vendor MIA
>Restockers blocking the thing I need

[Anonymous No.17305784]

>>17305717
>have grounded planed and halted elections
No the fuck they haven't. A single bit error doesn't collapse the whole system, it's not a tower of glass fucking needles

[Anonymous No.17305794]

>>17305782
for me it's always the deli meat guy who's never there. The other dumb thing is they shut it down after 7pm and I forget all the time

[Anonymous No.17305822]

>>17305303
Literally my dad. Lol, all aged boomers are fucking illiterate.

[Anonymous No.17305843]

>>17305490
im ugly and i try to get my stuff and leave and not get in anyones way

[Anonymous No.17305853]

>>17303830
>i'm shocked at how many people in general come into the grocery store at fucking 8am

I started going at this time of day to avoid the troglodytes that refuse to wear a mask while in store. They're invariably drug abusing reprobates, so there is no chance of seeing them at this time.

[Anonymous No.17305881]

>>17305853
Fuck them.
>duhhh but me got beard me can't wear mask
Yeah, and the beard is ugly as fuck. Try wearing a mask if you need to cover your lower face.

[Anonymous No.17305883]

>>17305709
What the hell does that even mean?
>flaccid pumpernickel

[Anonymous No.17305908]

>>17305883
Whatever you want kitten

[Anonymous No.17305936]

>>17305376
>>17305385
Most POS system still have checks as primary payment option and the ones that don't usually only require a single additional button press. On top of that most registers use e-check system where the blank check is scanned and handed back to the customer and it functions like a debit card. The real hold up is old people stopping to fill out the check when told not to and getting confused when you hand it back to them, or people whose checks are declined and throw a fit.

[Anonymous No.17305965]

>>17305784
Yea we have a super sturdy system, it's not like a flu could irrevocably fuck the entire world economy or anything

[Anonymous No.17305972]

>>17305782
>Oldies skillfully taking up 70% of aisle space with their cart
>old fuck meandering down the isle in a serpentine pattern at .5mph

[Anonymous No.17305976]

>>17305784
There has been a lot of progress made in tech since becoming aware of this phenomenon. I actually work on L1 cache design as my job and parity detection and correction for bit flips is a common way to mitigate. Today, the likeliness of a noticeable error manifesting from this is much lower than it used to be. Here is kind of a neat example of a bit flip changing an election count in Belgium back in 2003.

https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2019/05/20/cosmic-rays-flipping-bits/

Today’s machines are a lot more robust to prevent this kind of thing, but there could be a very small chance of at least freezing the machine with one of these events. They could even cause your computer to freeze more often than you realize.

[Anonymous No.17306079]

>>17303688
They work but I know what you're saying, they seem like the most unwieldy piece of shit in the world when you first try to use one.

[Anonymous No.17306110]

>>17305717
>These errors have grounded planes and halted elections
So cosmic rays are how Biden won? I thought it was just regular voter fraud lol

[Anonymous No.17306133]

>>17305784
>A single bit error doesn't collapse the whole system,
A single bit error added 4096 votes to the Belgian election system, requiring a recount.
A single bit error corrupted the angle-of-attack data of Quantas Flight 72, hospitalizing 14 when the plane erroneously attempted to correct itself.
A single bit error caused Toyota drive-by-wire cars to accelerate at random, prompting a 9 million car recall around 2010.

[Anonymous No.17306144]

>>17305965
>deadliest 2 years in human history
>literally business as usual
yeah, what a weak system

[Anonymous No.17306150]

>>17305773
>licked her hands when she walked in because she had to make sure her fingers were wet enough to split the money notes
This shit right here. Also people who lick their fingers before they turn a page in a book. Like how the fuck can anyone lack the basic dexterity it takes to fumble apart two pieces of paper?

[Anonymous No.17306178]

>Stock clerks load the wrong version of the product (example: putting 1% milk in the section labelled whole milk)

Grocery stores, please stop hiring illiterate stock clerks because I will mess your shit when I see that.

[Anonymous No.17306215]

>>17303670
Too bad the boomer remover didn't do its job

[Anonymous No.17306235]

>>17303868
How about you suck me through my jorts faggot

[Anonymous No.17306249]

>>17306144
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.17306297]

>>17306249
>worldwide
obviously when you count third world shitholes, any disease is going to be much worse

[Anonymous No.17306383]

>>17305491
The lettuce is dirtier than my hands, it's grown out of the ground and picked by brown people and tossed in massive dirty piles into the backs of trucks

[Anonymous No.17306395]

Blacks and other minorites.

[Anonymous No.17306409]

>>17303670
>the blacks filling up a sack and cycling off without paying

[Anonymous No.17306410]

>>17306249
So somehow that 56 deaths / day has "irrevocably fucked the entire world economy", while the 4k/day deaths don't?
What point are you trying to make, anon?

[Anonymous No.17306418]

>>17306235
based jortschad

[Anonymous No.17306422]

>>17305427
>shopping for the best produce
fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.17306443]

>>17305976
>I actually work on L1 cache design

[Anonymous No.17306457]

>>17306133
>A single bit error added 4096 votes to the Belgian election system, requiring a recount.
>A single bit error corrupted the angle-of-attack data of Quantas Flight 72, hospitalizing 14 when the plane erroneously attempted to correct itself.
>A single bit error caused Toyota drive-by-wire cars to accelerate at random, prompting a 9 million car recall around 2010.

[Anonymous No.17306475]

>>17306249
>seasonal flu
haha everyone knows the flu just vanished as soon as covid showed up, these numbers must be fake

[Anonymous No.17307078]

>>17305698
Lol I work full time and have been approved for ebt. But goddamn if those assholes aren't dragging their fucking feet to send me the card

[Anonymous No.17307114]

>>17305784
get the fuck off this website you fucking normie. They literally have. Are you on /g/? Get off this site, you're humiliating us

[Anonymous No.17307212]

>>17306249
March 2020, when it had barely spread beyond China, a nation that notoriously lies in all its datakeeping to "save face"? Nice graph, numbskull.

[Anonymous No.17307648]

>>17305546
Big grandma

[Anonymous No.17307963]

>>17303670
Some bitch at a rite-aid that was always sick and sneezing and touching my beer cans. I brought that up to their management and they banned me from their store. Then they got fucked and it became a much cooler store.
She got me banned from the store because she claimed that I expected her to do her fucking job. I'm glad that place went out of buisness and was replaced by a better company.

[Anonymous No.17307968]

>>17305285
5 star post Anon.

I don't give a fuck about Aunt Muffy's trip to Florida, I want to grab the food I need and get the fuck out the store quickly as possible

[Anonymous No.17307985]

>>17305285
What kind of shithole place do you work?
I've worked retail in NYC and never seen this kind of podunk bullshit that your claiming.

[Anonymous No.17307991]

>>17307968
Don't go shooting up a school becuase your a pathetic homosexual.

[Anonymous No.17308535]

>>17306249
>March 2020
Kek you fuckwits are as dumb as they come. There were 3-4k covid deaths/day last winter in the US ALONE. And that's with at least some level of restrictions in most states.

[Anonymous No.17308554]

>>17305585
I have 3 supermarkets within walking distance (<5 minutes) that are open 24/7

[Anonymous No.17308656]

>>17308535
https://youtu.be/9UHvwWWcjYw
no

[Anonymous No.17308679]

>>17303670
She is checking to make sure the packages aren't breached in any way. It's a good practice.

[Anonymous No.17308768]

>>17305376
Just press the exact cash button

[Anonymous No.17308772]

>>17303688
using an unwieldy overkill can opener just looks goofy after you use these about 3 times

[Anonymous No.17308781]

>>17308768
then get written up when your till is short, great plan
cmon anon these people have meltdowns when you give them a two dollar bill, try to make their lives a bit easier

[Anonymous No.17308895]

>>17305546
Old ppl don't wash their hands

[Anonymous No.17308943]

>>17305570
It doesn’t. Most cases of food borne illness come from raw veggies.

[Anonymous No.17309358]

>>17305451
>not "oh, god, these expire tomorrow and the shelf is STILL full"
Managerial hands typed this post if you think "the more shit we have out there, the more money we'll make."

[Anonymous No.17309377]

This must be the thread redditors use to vent so they don’t risk losing their sweet karma crying over there lol

[Anonymous No.17309667]

>>17309377
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.17309943]

>>17309667
>off by one
the gods have spoken, go back

[Anonymous No.17309961]

>>17308535
>There were 3-4k covid deaths
>covid death
>hospitals getting paid more for each 'covid related' case/death
>tick a box and get free money
>government gets free Enhanced Stats to fearmonger with
lmao you fell for this

[Anonymous No.17310080]

>>17305853
Lmao you’re STILL masking? Jesus Christ dude how are you still this afraid of Covid? What a sad pitiful life you must live.

[Anonymous No.17310086]

>>17306144
>deadliest
You haven’t learned about world wars yet? Or mass genocides? How disingenuous of you to say this.

[Anonymous No.17310095]

>>17310080
>>17310086
Moronic samefag is moronic samefag.

[Anonymous No.17310106]

>>17310095
>you can’t post twice in the same thread
Uh oh here comes a third one! Hope you don’t sperg out again because you’re afraid of the flu and demand everyone get a useless vaccine.
Hope you don’t freak out that other people and do things you don’t like!
I hope you get better anon. Mental illness must be dreadful.

[Anonymous No.17310109]

>>17303829
>better than the old asiatic lady opening up eveything for her "free samples"
This.

I was walking in my neighborhood and noticed some holes where some of the recent plants put in by the municipality were. I noticed it but didn't think much of it. A week or two later I was walking and saw that a house recently bought by a Chinese family had a halfass new planting of ornamental grasses and shrubs. Which were the exact plants put in by the city. There is one Chinese family in my neighborhood and within months of moving in they stole plants kek

[Anonymous No.17310124]

>>17310106
>Goes down the thread making multiple individual comments instead of reading the entire thread and replying to all at once
>Not a moron

Yeah, pick one, Fat.

[Anonymous No.17310458]

>>17310080
my grocery store has a security guard that kicks you out if you don't have one and I don't want to make a scene or be hassled when I buy strawberries

[Anonymous No.17310496]

>>17310109
Chinese bugmen have no sense of shame and want to scam anyone and everyone. It's in their bug culture to try and swindle and cheat whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.17310595]

>>17303670
Pringles tick me off, they don't serve any purpose.

[Anonymous No.17311161]

>>17303670
knock dat bitch dafuq dawg

[Anonymous No.17311426]

>Self Checkout scale loses its mind when you open a second bag requiring a wagie to come over and unlock it

[Anonymous No.17311468]

For me it's people who take two steps inside the store then stop dead in their tracks to look at their phone

[Anonymous No.17311508]

>>17311426
I REFUSE to use self checkout for this purpose at Kroger. It is constantly saying “unexpected item in the bagging area” every time I put stuff in there.

Last night I waited in a normal lane until the self checkout lady came over and scanned my groceries. It was so empty and quiet you could hear her sigh from 5 lanes away. Gotta say, what a fucking scam it is that I have to put my groceries in the cart, scan them myself, and pay for them. What a fucking racket Big Grocery has goddam

[Anonymous No.17311626]

>>17310496
I am not racist but I believe you are correct. They have this mentality that they better take it before anyone else does.

From a /ck/ perspective this explains why they are constantly poaching crab, fish, clams and anything they can get their hands on. I don't know if it comes from living in a densely populated society or communism or what but it is so short sighted and backwards.

[Anonymous No.17311643]

>>17310124
mass replying is spam.

[Anonymous No.17311662]

>>17305285
>boomer runs into their boomer friend and decide to park both their carts in the middle of the aisle to have a conversation, blocking off the entire fucking aisle
Boomers are particularly bad about this, but I've found everyone over the age of 40 does it, not just cotton-tips. Old people have no consideration for others, and only pretend they do to feed their ego.

[Anonymous No.17311688]

>>17311662
I don't mind when people do this stuff because I think we are too fast paced and anonymous. It reminds me of when I'm in a small east coast town and people stop their vehicles on the road to chat. It's mildly annoying but it's also how we should be as a society instead of focusing on running as fast as possible in the same spot without being bothered or interacting.

[Anonymous No.17311700]

>>17311688
Yeah but I have friends I promised to spend time with after grabbing groceries. So I will move their carts myself. Some of their reactions are priceless.

[Anonymous No.17311711]

>>17311626
>I am not racist
You should be

[Anonymous No.17311727]

>>17311700
There is nothing wrong with saying "excuse me" or going so far as to move their carts.

I think the real issue is that you are disproportionately emotionally affected by basic social situations and the prospect of confrontation. You are so used to at-your-fingertips instant gratification that minor interruptions or delays are a big deal especially since they suggest the world does not actually gravitate around you (which goes against what your parents, public schools and society taught you). Being a narcissistic zoomer is not a good look bro, and I say this as your bro.

[Anonymous No.17311731]

>Checkout clerks who are too timid or autistic to do their job
>People who cut the checkout line and don't get called on it.
>Parents who take their kids shopping and cause all sorts of lane congestion
>People who bring a full cart to the express lane
>People who pull out their fucking phone because shopping is so boring they need a screen to handle a simple 20 minute to half hour task at most.
>People who don't clear their shit at self checkout or step away to grab something and take forever to come back

[Anonymous No.17311738]

>>17311711
I am I just like to preface any comment about race with "I am not racist."

[Anonymous No.17311739]

>>17303688
ganji kankiri is over 9000 times better

[Anonymous No.17311742]

>>17311662
>>17305285
You sweet, innocent fools.
Grocery store aisle chatting isn't even their final form.

[Anonymous No.17311796]

>>17303830
That's part of my job
Who do you think has to be at the office at 7 am every day just to make sure there is coffee and toilet paper before everyone else shows up?
This miserable fucker

[Anonymous No.17311817]

>>17311796
>not getting that shit delivered in bulk by an office supply depot


you're fucking up

[Anonymous No.17311891]

>>17305388
I've always assumed it's just half-assing coworkers doing anything to not have backstory.

[Anonymous No.17311993]

>>17311727
>you are a narcissistic zoomer used to instant gratification
I'm person from Gen-X who is upset half the grocery store is filled with people treating it like a meet and greet. I'm trying to work around my friends' and relatives' schedules and these cattle can't see past their own life far enough to line their carts up.

[Anonymous No.17312010]

>>17311662
Because the older you get, the less you give a fuck about everyone else. All these faggot zoomers with their mental illnesses are going to realize how retarded they were in 10-20 years.

[Anonymous No.17312092]

Boomers that get pissed when they cant buy wine or other alcohol at the self checkout and get mad when they have to wait in line again

[Anonymous No.17312100]

>>17305388
>store has a bunch of fancy paté that never sells
>snap it all up on firesale, all at once for less than one of them normally
>rinse and repeat every other month
>eventually they catch on and stop discounting it

[Anonymous No.17312123]

>>17312010
Just spray Liquid Ass in their face the way you would with an unruly cat, or pin them to the floor and deliberately shit your pants.
That'll teach them not to double park in the aisle.

[Anonymous No.17312255]

>>17305334
Rubber check writer hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.17313437]

>>17311662
No. You are wrong. People between 30 and 60 get in and get out. Olds dodder and socialize. Youngs cluster into groups and take pictures of the food for instagram or something. Same amount of aisle hogging as the olds.

[Anonymous No.17313652]

>>17303670
She can't read she's old. She literally has to take a minute to find and read the package.
Have patience man.

[Anonymous No.17313671]

>>17305388
some people have very poor spatial awareness and dont think logically, but theyll be there to comfort you when you need a shoulder to cry on. or maybe theyre really good at scamming you.

[Anonymous No.17313687]

>>17312092
always great when go i into a state and run into this pointless rule, like california. being a drunk that travels is infuriating sometimes and all the fags that don't ever leave them get perplexed that their state is the only one that does this gay shit

[Anonymous No.17313691]

>>17313437
>young people go to grocers to take group pics with the food on instagram just as much as the old folks block the lanes talking
Fuck I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.17313931]

>>17305388
Because if you don't cram them all into the case, you have to find a spot for them in the back, and nobody wants to do back stock

[Anonymous No.17313950]

>>17306133
Oh shit I've been of vh qpa, i didn't know Airbus had these problems in the past

[Anonymous No.17313980]

>>17305451
Literally no one in the world thinks like this, you home office dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.17314421]

>>17312123
>Liquid Ass
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.17315322]

>>17311742
Imo boomers aren't even that bad at this. Mormons and foreigners are on an entirely other level.

[Anonymous No.17315408]

>>17313691
You haven't seen this before? Kids are retarded or something now. It annoys me more than the old people.

[Anonymous No.17315988]

>>17305698
>>17303830
>>17305577
Wageslaves seething

[Anonymous No.17316861]

>>17305717
>and there is literally nothing we can do to prevent them
Error correcting codes my retarded friend

[Anonymous No.17317271]

>>17310595
Plz elaborate

[Anonymous No.17317339]

>>17310595
What's your problem?

[Anonymous No.17317514]

>>17311731
>People who bring a full cart to the express lane
Wouldn't they be told to go to a different lane? Unless it was rush hour or something that shit wouldn't fly where I live.

[Anonymous No.17317526]

>>17305698
Lol you're so wrong. I have over $2500 saved in EBT and I get up everyday at 6 am. I just know how to work the system while you flounder in life by being a stupid piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.17317541]

>>17311739
if you actually cook why the fuck don't you have an electric can opener in 2022? manual can openers are strictly for emergencies or novelty.

[Anonymous No.17317542]

>>17317526
Based bottom feeder

[Anonymous No.17317591]

>>17305853
>>17305881
>>17310458
The fucks wrong with you people? You're already vaccinated which gives you effective resistance to the virus and you're going to be standing 20 feet away from people anyway so whats the point of even throwing a shit fit over someone not wearing a mask?

[Anonymous No.17317597]

>>17317514
They just shrug and stay where they are.

[Anonymous No.17317662]

>>17305976
Why don't you work in a grocery store?

[Anonymous No.17317740]

>>17311700
Just raising your voice and saying "Hello, excuse me." will immediately get them out of your way and they'll likely apologize for not noticing you. The reactions you're getting are the reactions of people watching a retard who can't even say three words grabbing someones cart and shoving it to the side. Its pretty stupid of boomers to not notice someone walking down the aisle, but what you're doing is downright schizoid behavior.
>>17311993
>but I'm a busy man that has things to do
They cost you forty-five seconds at worst. Believe me, you have wasted plenty of your time in other ways and your family isn't going to starve because timmy didn't get his yogurt in time.