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This is the burger you wish you could be eating right now.

>> No.17299798

Not it isn't. The bun isn't even on right and half the toppings have fallen off without even being picked up.

>> No.17299799

>>17299793
you're delusional

>> No.17299822
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>>17299798
Jeez. Someone's jealous. Quite angry as well.

>> No.17299833

>>17299793
Did you drop it or something? Its completely fallen apart.

>> No.17299842

Looks more like a casserole than a burger. Shit's a hot mess and falling apart before you even took a bite.

>> No.17299858
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>>17299833
It's just a big burger for a real American. You can only find burgers this good here in the states! Haters and yuros need not try to understand the deliciousness and nuance behind this burger.

>> No.17299866

>>17299858
>That bite pattern
How fucked up are your teeth

>> No.17299873
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>>17299793
Juicy Lucy from matts bar in south minneapolis

>> No.17299875

>>17299866
How the fuck did you notice my teeth were fucked just from that hahaha

>> No.17299881

>>17299798
This, OP is confirmed a faggot

>> No.17299882
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>>17299873
I'll have to try a Juicy Lucy one day. I'd love to eat a burger that cums all over me and makes a mess while I'm trying to eat it.

>> No.17299884

>>17299793
>>17299873
Does the frycook have Parkinsons? Only four slivers of onions ended up on this poor faggot's burger.

>> No.17299891

>>17299793
As long as the pickles aren't sweet

>> No.17299897

>>17299793
I'd eat it but it's far from the perfect burger

>> No.17299900

>>17299882
tha'ts an 'eezy 'ger

>> No.17299904

how did you manage to find the worst burger in america? Like it's so bad I'm convinced that it's canadian or something

>> No.17299918

>>17299900
I don't see any sleezy niggers in that photo, anon.

>> No.17299986

>>17299858
ooo, yea, soggy lettuce

>> No.17299997

>>17299986
It was pretty crunchy. I think you're just projecting buddy, except it's not your lettuce that's soggy!

>> No.17300110

>>17299997
I am just working with the image you posted.

>> No.17300121

>>17299793
The perfect burger contains American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion ketchup, mustard and mayo — but yours looks ok, I guess?

>> No.17300122

>>17300121
What’s “onion ketchup?”

>> No.17300129

>>17300121
Literally anything would be better than American cheese, and tomatoes on burgers suck. My burger takes your idea of a burger, leads it into a shady alley, fucks it and throws its corpse into a river.

>> No.17300130

>>17300122
onion, ketchup*

>> No.17300142

>>17300129
Yeesh if you say so..

>> No.17300143

>>17299793
it was alright, I wish the meat was cooked a little more but what can you do?

>> No.17300187

6 pickles is TOO MANY for one burger
4 max, 2-3 is ideal.

>> No.17300239

>>17300129
you sound like a mad faggot

>> No.17300271

>>17299793
Before I answer, is that white American cheese?

>> No.17300278

>>17300271
Tasted like the cheese at Mexican places. Maybe it's white american, idk haven't tried that in years so I don't remember

>> No.17300325
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>>17300278
Similar enough then. 10/10 would devour

>> No.17301675

>>17299793
it looks good but i just ate sorry

>> No.17301730

>>17299858
Looks overcooked. Pass.

>> No.17301943

>>17299793
What I really want is a burger from Hob Nob in Sarasota Florida but I can’t because I’m 3300 miles away .

>> No.17303970
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>>17299793
Looks good

>> No.17303981

>>17303970
too bad your picture doesn't

>> No.17303992

>>17303970
Remove pickles and get some better buns and it'd be good.

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>>17303970
You're gonna need bigger buns

>> No.17304172

>>17299793
your meat looks like poo sir

>> No.17304185

>>17299822
Looks like you ate half of the patty with out even touching the bun, you wasted part of the experience and for that you're a faggot.

>> No.17304210

>>17299793
literally looks like a cow patty in the field

>> No.17304231

>>17304185
The burger was sticking out of the bun so that's why it looks like that

>> No.17304240

>>17304210
Technically it is a cow patty!

>> No.17304458
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>>17299793
Nah, this is.

>> No.17304947

>>17299793
The leftover burger I made myself and microwaved foe lunch looks 100X better than this shit