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17296352 No.17296352[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hypothetical...The girl or pizza? Which do you choose?

You can only have one for 12 whole hours, sunset to sunup. The girl is into whatever you're into and the pizza has whatever toppings and doneness you crave most. And there are no consequences for the previous 12 hours when the timer dings.

>> No.17296366

i'll take the woman
that pizza looks bad

>> No.17296368

>>17296352
she's probably taken by now with 2 kids, a dog, and another on the way. And she weighs abouta buck-fifty

>> No.17296373

>>17296368
if you can't even lift 150 just say that bud lmao

>> No.17296376

>>17296352
Pizza, connectionless sex with someone you don't or barely know is cringe.

>> No.17296379

>>17296352
Do we know for sure that’s a girl ?

>> No.17296386

>>17296379
Because she doesn't talk incessantly about her feminine hygiene and other very personal and discreet issues that biological females are typically quite reserved about.

>> No.17296390

>>17296379
Op shouldn't assume genders

>> No.17296393

Pizza or I guess I could watch tv or movies with the girl

>> No.17296399

>>17296376
>>17296386
the OP said she's into whatever you're into. period. Not only sex

if you wanted to, you would get a girl willing to sit and talk with your autistic ass for 24 hours about yugioh cards or whatever shit you nerds do

Also you could make her cook for you

>> No.17296400

>>17296352
Obviously the girl. I can get relatively great pizza whenever I want, but I've never had the opportunity to have sex.

>> No.17296436

>>17296352
That chick found out she was a meme and started posing for pics acting amazed at pizzas.
Ruins the whole thing.

Since there are no consequences I will choose the pizza since that is something I can't usually have without experiencing awful reflux.

>> No.17296570

>>17296352
>take the girl
>order chinese
how is this even a question? i can get pizza tomorrow. i can't get a girl ever.

>> No.17296583

>take the girl
>since she’s into pizza get her to make me my favorite
It’s that easy

>> No.17296584

I'm into girls making pizza. So I'll pick the girl and get it all

>> No.17296610

>>17296436
Source?

>> No.17296634
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17296634

>>17296352

>> No.17296921

>>17296634
Why the fuck is her mouth so big

>> No.17297042

Both look unappetizing.

>> No.17297067

>>17296352
Can I get a gun instead? I'd shot myself on the spot.

>> No.17298332

>>17296634
>>17296921
Women with big mouths give the best bjs. I noticed that a while ago and now it's a feature I crave in a woman.

>> No.17298342

>>17296352
What am I going to do with the pizza for 12 hours

>> No.17298358
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17298358

>>17296352
>>17296634
>you will never have a gf that looks at you they she would lot a fresh pizza

it hurts so much bros

>> No.17298369

>>17298332
Well I don’t because I’ve never touched a woman